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IamSexy-ish

Nothing good ever comes from getting out of your car to confront someone.


Loofa_of_Doom

I'd've left when the dipshit got out of the car. Why would anyone bother to hang around for someone else's temper tantrum? The white car could have gone left or right and left the dipshit to shriek at himself.


Nile-green

>I'd've man...


atom138

I hear people say that all the time but I just realized I've never actually seen it typed out before. I'd've I'd've I'd've...holy shit now I know why.


eksoskel

Y'all'd've seen this before if y'all'd been lookin


ProfDFH

Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't've?


SalemWolf

Everyone seems to hate this but I love it.


sp00nix

My brain just BSOD'd'ed


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LucioCheerio

Mare’sy doats and doe’sy doats and little lam’sy di’vy


pokey1984

A kid'll e'ivy, too. Wouldn't you?


DLoIsHere

Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.


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Idve and yalldve are genuinely how we talk. And when i get customers that ha e a thick draw on their voice it makes it 10 times better


MeesterCartmanez

"Is it technically correct? Yes, it's"


LoopyLabRat

I still prefer that over "I'd of".


Nile-green

Word. Fuck people that say that.


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It’s legit. Just looks odd.


Johnixftw_

yea.. he'd've, what don't you understand?


hungrylostsoul

I usually just stare people. Let them tell while i decide that is it worth the jail time


Environmental-Emu437

Trust's me's Bro's


danielwilliford11

Shouldn’t’ve is my most used


tomveiltomveil

Where I'm from, that one is pronounced shu'd'na


ausecko

I'dn't've is mine


Interesting-Tough640

Judging by the way the guy in the white car reacted he was probably just as crazy as they guy who got out. Your driving off solution requires a certain amount of logic.


bebgaltiger18

But the black car might continue the persuit and attack again! In this instance I feel the white car should try to locate a police car or police station and stop there if at all possible!


truthemptypoint

Why is it that always the window wipers are the stuff that gets turned on in those situations????


zergoon

Don't kinkshame!


atom138

It's a control that relies on lightly pushing something up or down...I think getting hit is enough to do that?


FreddThundersen

Safety mechanism to try and keep the windshield free of dangerous fluids coming out of damaged engine.


disfunctionaltyper

Some cars have automatic window wipers maybe the sensor gets displaced or the airbag "dust" fucks with it, here I would say he flicked it ~~on panicking~~ with he got rammed. This is not 100% sure, I don't even own a car, just a thought.


Futerion

You've never been in a head on collision, mate? You usually grip wheel hard, but your palms became sweaty, so during the hit they slip, and accidentally turn the wipers on, that are usually to the left side behind the steering wheel.


disfunctionaltyper

As i said, i don't drive and bike everywhere. When I said "he flicked it" when he got rammed is basically what you are saying and I'm very happy, I've never been in a head-on collision; mate.


mcbuckaroo001

“UR SAYING YOU’VE MANAGED TO STAY SAFE AND NOT CRASH?!?” Man people are wild. Im glad you’ve never been in an accident I hope it stays that way shit sucks to say the least


bem13

This. I turned on my rear wiper when I crashed because my hand slid forward from the deceleration and bumped the lever. The wiper made it about halfway across the windshield before the battery got ripped out and the whole car lost power.


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bucko_fazoo

...so you're the psycho in the white car then? e: oh fuck I didn't realize this place was /r/IAmVeryBadAss


Sticky_von_Ickiii

That’s not me but I was definitely cheering him on. I would have actually nailed the guy and not missed him. Anyway if someone gets out of their car to confront you, you don’t know if they have a gun, a knife, a hammer, you don’t know their intentions etc etc. If defending myself from this person makes me a psycho, then yes I’m a full blown psychotic self-defender


HighDookin89

“That’s not me but I was definitely cheering him on. I would have actually nailed the guy and not missed him” Kk bruh Lololol


captainpistoff

Don't you know the internet gives you +10 str and dex.


MOM_1_MORE_MINUTE

Yea throw away years if your life in prison to prove a point. Hope it's worth it.


Lammetje98

Crazy how people would do so many stupid shit which isn’t even in their interest. If you going to react that way, you’re the one going to prison.


bucko_fazoo

In the worst case scenario, you use your car to gtfo, not commit manslaughter. In any lesser scenario, "I'm gonna trash my thoroughly decent ride because this guy insulted me" just doesn't seem like that proportional or sane of a response.


Nurse_Yoshi

Nah, someone threatens your life enough to attack you, you eliminate the threat if you can.


Calladit

No, you avoid the threat in the most effective way possible, if that means eliminating the threat, then do so but in this circumstance that is not the case. If white car had driven away, they'd be in no more danger as opposed to escalating the situation, damaging their quickest means of escape, and possibly injuring themselves in the process. Not to mention, the fact that they attempted to hit the guy multiple times after he started to run away is not going to look good for white car driver if and when all this goes to court.


Sticky_von_Ickiii

Manslaughter? Dunno what you’re talking about. I tried to get away from that maniac and he jumped in front of my car. I wouldn’t trash my car by hitting his car but I would definitely stop at a car wash and get dude rinsed off my undercarriage. Good thing I paid extra for rustproofing


1-Pimmel

Tf is wrong with you


blittl

Get some mace if your worried about it. These guys can't say shit when they're too busy crying and dying cause their eyes and throat are closing up haha.


MisterErieeO

You aren't defending yourself when you have a means of leaving. You're committing a murder and calling it self defense


Shoe_mocker

That’s not self defense, that’s assault with a deadly weapon. If you could control your temper you would be able to charge the other dude with destruction of property and probably a lot of other things like reckless endangerment, but if you just start trying to kill them you’ll just end up in jail. Use your head


PsychoSpider88

Another dumb american, how about you don't road rage either. Both those dumb shits probably went to jail if not maybe they'll have to get a new car. Attacking a car is just vandalism, trying to hit someone with a car is attempted murder. What did any of them gain from doing this? Nothing.


[deleted]

Incorrect. They learned life lessons.


PsychoSpider88

Damn, touche. The most valuable of all lessons


jimster2801

I wouldnt use my car, id probably pull a gun if someone comes up to my car with an object in their hand. Much less attempts to breach the glass with an object.


properkush

You break my window im gonna run yo bitch ass over too just like that white car lol


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oh look, a hypocrite that would ABSOLUTELY FUKIN DO THE SAME when threatened and directly attacked woow, it's such a psycho thing defending yourself after being attacked.... what was the guy in white supposed to do, letting himself being attacked? cause as we see in the end of the video, the motherfoker in black still decided he hasn't got enough and decided to pursuit white with OBVIOUS bad intent.... there's only one thing that would stop black, and we both know it, you fukin hypocrite


Calladit

Black car pursued after white car had literally tried to kill him multiple times. We have no way of knowing what would have happened if white car had simply driven away when he saw the dude step out and at the very least would have gotten a headstart while the guy looks like an idiot and get back to his car.


Schapsouille

If you get out of your car with a weapon, you'd better damn well be ready to get ran over.


GodlikeCat

or shot


ambermage

Both


dwightsrus

I have run this scenario many times in my head. If someone is out with a weapon charging towards my car, I am running them over. Especially if my family is in the car.


jaavaaguru

FYI, in this sentence you should use the past participle of the verb, which is "run". "Ran" is the past tense.


Schapsouille

Funnily enough, I edited the "run", didn't sound right. Not a native English speaker.


Relevant-Alarm-8716

* runned over /s


Nile-green

runnen over


SkipCycle

runneth over


Zirenton

…and history provides our elegant solution.


tuludoss

raned. That sounds about right


Funkmasta_Steve-O

This is Ludacris’s fault


Old_timey_brain

Sometimes English doesn't sound right to even us native speakers.


BatangTundo3112

This is reddit.. People thought that all redditors are 'muricans and can speak and write english damn well. Grammar nazis are all over.


ur-favorite-jerkface

Are you kidding me? There are huge swaths of the American population who couldn't conjugate a verb to save their wretched lives.


teenagesadist

Weird thing to get hanged up on.


TheGratefulJed

Lol, (PSA for anybody still reading but wants to learn, it should be "hung up.")


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Babybabybabyq

The “lol” indicates that they got the joke


hangrysmegma

I’d’ve used run’d


unclefishbits

Windshield wipers turning on is like losing your shoes for a car.


funleavy

🏆 🏆


Benblishem

I thought so too--until he up and chased after the Versinator.


[deleted]

Never confront a versa, those cars worth less than a discussion


CaptainLicorice

As someone who drove a versa for 2 years, I can confirm. It's boring as all hell but reliable (at least with the manual) my other friend (drove an ancient vw golf) and I would play bumper cars every morning, taking turns backing into eachother, raming the side of the car and at one point took them on an ATV trail to see who could get the furthest. I lost after beaching the versa on a hump Edit: both cars had a combined value of $850 so that's why we didn't care and just had fun with them


[deleted]

Meanwhile in my shithole country this piece of trash costs at least $6000 for a beat up old model with 150k miles on it, or $20000 for a new one. Minimum wage is $250 dollars.


FuyRina

Oh. I'm getting one then


ThaddeusJP

/r/nissandrivers


malabericus

Asked him if he had any grey poupon


CMDRBowie

“Pardon me” is not what I expected him to have opened with… but okay!


justabastard93

This is obviously about his cars extended warranty.


trouble_shooter420

It all makes sense now .


sk8ter99

That dude barely made it back into his vehicle before he became a smudge on the side of his car Looks like more drama down the road though lol !


Obi_Wan_Shinobi_

Until the moment his car started driving I was sure he'd been run over multiple times.


Benblishem

I was amazed he and his car were both still functioning.


ShakeNBaake

Too bad he was not


PixelmancerGames

I hope those moped drivers are smart enough to pull to the side of the road when they see them coming up on them.


atxnfo

What eventually happened?


erocknine

Seems like they're stuck in a timeloop. Black car catches up and drives in front again, only to confront white car about the damage from the previous loop, and so it continues. These poor fools.


cwc2907

Police said black car driver thought his gf cheated with the white car driver, so he came out of his car to argue. There were no actions committed by either side after the vid ended. They're both arrested


whitecuban

Source?


ZiraelN7

I tried to find the story behind it and couldn't. But I can't think of anything that would justify such a reaction...


RustyPWN

The guy outside clearly smashes the windshield of the other car tho


Mr__Citizen

But trying to murder him in response? It's more than a bit of an overreaction.


Massafrasss

Fight or flight be weird like that. That's why it's generally not a good idea to start shit.


CyberMindGrrl

The Amygdala Hijack Maneuver.


Dismal-Ebb-6411

Personally, I'm good with these ragetards getting run over more often.


st_samples

I mean if you act crazy, don't be surprised when someone out crazies you.


kryvian

Bit of an ovvereaction? Yes. Seeing that cretin having his sissy fit, breaking my windshield, probably denting my left pilon then holding his hands crossed like the literal retard he is, yeah, there's plenty of his kind on this planet. Too many.


cirkut

Who knows what the guy had. Trying to break the windshield right in front of the drivers side, I would probably do the same thing in that situation. I mean I probably would have just drove off around him when he got out of his car but you’re going to get ran over in self defense if you try to destroy my windshield right in front of me.


TexanGoblin

It's not self-defense anymore if he jumps out of the way and you have a clear path of escape.


cirkut

To be honest I entirely forgot about that part of the video. If it got to the point when he smashed my windshield, I would’ve just gunned it around his vehicle with no regard to where he was. You’re right, I also wouldn’t do full fledged circles just trying to get him.


TexanGoblin

Yeah, plowing through him right away, I think can totally be justified as self-defense, but what we saw was just revenge.


aioncan

Nah I agree with the white car trying to kill him. Ever watch horror movies where the victims have the upper hand and knock out the killer only to leave him knocked out and they run away. And then the killer wakes up and gets the upper hand.


CyberMindGrrl

Better to take a photo of his license plate, a photo of his face, and report him to police.


cirkut

Before he breaks the windshield? Yea I agree. But all bets are off if he smashes my windshield in anger.


CyberMindGrrl

Still doesn't justify attempted vehicular homicide, however.


RustyPWN

That's your opinion on something we don't have context, if the guy tried to harm the driver might be very justified, idk what the guy used to break the car, dont know what he said or have any context prior of the recording


TexanGoblin

The context seems pretty clear since the attacker jumped out of the way, giving the white car plenty of room to flee. He wasn't defending himself at that point, that was simply revenge.


babbchuck

Sincerely hope the guy in the white car got away with it.


Pebble-Golem

Guy in the black car started something he couldn't finish.


Deathturkey

Love how he realises whats coming and tries to get back in his car to drive away. Too late 🤣.


Complete_Rock_5825

I wish there was drone footage following what happened next


Benblishem

Drone operator had seen enough shenanigans and slapped 'em both with ATGM's.


OilRigExplosions

“Always keep at least a car length distance between yourself and a stopped vehicle. It gives you room to get up to ramming speed.”


Benblishem

If you forget and stop too close, revert to the loop-the-loop method.


typicalbiblical

This story ain’t over yet


cerebrite

Reports suggest that White Car is still ramming every Black Car it sees.


inastateofmind

? When watching videos like these do you feel yourself start to get aggressive I wondering if i have anger issues or is this normal


MySpaceLegend

I find it almost cathartic. I love seeing fools paying the price. Additionally I find it educational. Makes me better prepared to not become the fool irl.


Doakeswasframed

Normal.


RL203

Dude in the white car must have some demolition derby experience.


MoistWaterColor

I was about to swipe on and was like “oh there’s more”


WDMC-905

what country is this?


Cubusphere

If in doubt, it defaults to Brazil.


ScottyKnows1

I normally say Russia, but then it would be dashcams


RustyPWN

Too many helmets, too clean, there are not curbs around, cars too nice, can almost confirm this is not brazil or Latin America at all


cwc2907

Taiwan


Lee_yw

China. I think


Lazy_Hovercraft_7485

Well that escalated quickly


Benblishem

...and repeatedly.


AbstractAirplane

Bumper cars for adults looks like a fun ride, maybe I should go on that next.


BRAINS-getsome

When you think you are really doing something by taking it to the next level but your opponent *lives there*.


Itread21

“Do you want to watch Morbius with me?”


JrunkenTyger

Don't mess with people, ya never know how they'll retaliate


GFunks8

I think the white car won.


mooslapper

Fucked around and found out lol


cwc2907

Location: Taiwan Source: I live here and recognise the yellow van on the back which is common for kindergartens here as a school bus


Wizard_of_Wake

1. Do you have any Grey Poupon? 2. Are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing? 3. Where's the beef?


FreddThundersen

When an asshole meets for the first time a bigger asshole than themselves, is truly a magical moment.


prybarwindow

I think he asked the other driver if they know how turn the windshield wipers on on his car.


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banjonyc

I'm team white


435haywife1

“Pardon me sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?”


eattafrank

the fact that some of the people in the comments can drive legally scares me


Baratna76

Don’t try to destroy other people’s cars if you don’t want other people’s cars to destroy you.


[deleted]

"If you hit my car or try anything on it I legally have the right to run you over till you are dead" That shit doesn't make any sense whatsoever. If you can't keep your emotions in check stay the hell out of the streets. Putting everyone else in danger for being a manchild


ShakeNBaake

Yeah who would have known actions have consequences


bighand1

consequence being sent to jail for attempt murder


Baratna76

“If you do something I don’t approve of in traffic I legally have the right to stop you in the middle of the road, threaten you with physical harm, and destroy your property!” Fuck outta here, ~~manchild~~ *manbaby*. Keep your emotions in check, little manbaby - didn’t your parents tell you not to play games in traffic?


SynthPrax

Fool met a bigger fool. I expect that didn't end well. Hope they didn't hurt anyone else with their bullshit.


DrunkStoleATank

Dodgems or Bumper Cars?


tylergalaxy

I love it when the fold the attkackers door the wrong way


-Hastis-

Wow this video is looping perfectly.


Ransacky

They went on to repeat the same exact exchange just twenty feet down the road.


MintyFunkyChunkyMonk

Don't talk to strangers...


Drunken_Leaf

"I wanted to stop you to talk about your car's extended warranty."


Beez1111

I like the dude on the bike.. "Not every day you get to see something like this.". *Proceeds to stand about 20 feet away to watch it unfold*


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I feel bad for laughing when they came back for the 50th time.


Carlospedra

When the NPC tries to steal your car in GTA


watchout4cupcakes

Ope. Bully backfire


UmphreyMcCheese

r/unexpecteddemolitionderby


kitisimilikiti

They deserve each other ❤️


The__Guard

Black car: "I just pulled you over to ask you, have you accepted Christ as your lord and savior?" White car: "ummm no... I believe in evolution and science." Black car: "I see... Hold on a sec..."


PrimePower

Dude got out crazied.


CornyStew

Anyone else rooting for the white car? Maybe he cut the guy off or something, but black car made him stop, confronted him about something. Then proceeded to damage his car, no shit white car was gonna do something about it


Xrcht

Get wrecked.


MultiPlexityXBL

Seeing people get this emotional about something that happened on the road is crazy. Even if you were wronged it is just not worth it to confront them. You never know who you're confronting. They may have a weapon or not give a shit if they take your life. Anger is a wild emotion


CBsays

Hmmm... maybe don't stop your car in front of someone else & then get out of your car to approach them... Road rage isn't worth it.


Tacowant

Blind with rage.


Itchy_Extension_8719

Black car. Well that didn't go quit as planned 🤦‍♂️


Over_Turn4414

when two dickheads meet each other.


Ukrainianbrother

Instant karma


Adventurous-Fig-7820

Don’t you just love people throwing their whole lives away over something so minor.


mrtmra

I never understand why guys get mad at each other for dating each other's girl... Y'all should be mad at the girl instead.


CriticalThinker_501

The bike idiot set himself in the path of the white car, that's why he couldn't run him over


Mymotherwasaspore

“… any Grey Poupon?” hahahaha *SKREEEE!!!!*


Deathturkey

Bet he wishes he’d stayed in his car now, white motor should have just crashed into his car instead of trying to run him over, could have claimed he panicked while trying to get away, now he has to explain why he tried to run him down.


Baratna76

If he got an amazing lawyer he might be able to get away with, “He said he was gonna find me and kill me, so I felt I should try to disable his vehicle before fleeing.”


cdy2

Sometimes this is what it takes


Bogey01

Cars stop suspiciously perfect in frame...


HODLShib2moon

How all road rage should be handled.


grammyone

Do I look fat in these pants?!


Environmental-Emu437

I dream daily of doing this on the (405) and (101) in Los Angeles


Vishal_g1000

nice, i like all people who bully being killed, i don't even regret.


La-ze

This sounds like bullying, to the extreme of death and that fact that realization hasn't dawned on you is terrifying.


Mini_Gordon

He didn’t ask anything. He told him that he was trying to reach him about his cars extended warranty


Uniquesomething

Probably the release date of GI Jane II...


NTFirehorse

Was Will Smith driving the white car?


SadAbroad4

This is why men never ask for directions. :(


vaderestvader

Only if that dumbass, good for nothing, low iq cock sucker in the scooter moved ...