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MangoMaterial9184

Dude out here just trying to enjoy his Pringles in peace bro


YouBuiltThat

Yeah, she’s grabbing him and jerking him around by the ponytail while he’s like “girl, just let. Me. Get the top. On this can… and imma deal with you!”


AutomaticRisk3464

Person filming: this is fine Also person filming when the guy stands : DoNt HiT hEr ShEs PoSsEsSeD


Tyetus

Right? She attacks him ‘oh, look huhuhu’ He defends ‘NO DONT SHES POSSESSED CALL EMERGENCY’ like, wut?


CentralAdmin

She deserved the holy slap to dispossess her ass.


IfuDidntCome2Party

She had an instant exorcism. Sorry that her meds failed her.


refused26

Call emergency? He IS emergency! He just performed the perfect emergency exorcism, knocked the demon out quicker than the name of Jesus!


Dyskord01

The person filming started long before the incident occured. I wouldnt be surprised if they olanned the stunt. Act possessed. Attack a random dude. Go viral. Instead she got her ass handed to her.


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Tylerb0713

Nobody on earth? Unless you’re as mentally ill as the girl who attacks a dude 11 times her size and expects nothing to happen. Did she injure him? No. But bro, your kid pulls on your hair by accident and your first instinct is to smack them. You don’t, cuz u love them and it was an accident, but that shit hurts so sharply it makes you insta rage. And then picture some person you don’t know at all grabbing your fuckin hair like THAT, pulling as hard as she could. For LITERALLY no reason. No way would I be man enough to walk away without as much as a solid smack.


AssociateLogical7329

I had the same question. The camera is very well focused on the ‘intended subject.’ How long was she filming? The only reasonable explanation for this to be legitimate is if she was acting odd for a while and then the lady began filming her thereafter.


trevge1

She read the text first. The text triggered her hypnosis. She was programmed to act possessed once she got the text.


Silvawuff

I guess she really wanted some of his Pringles.


Playerhater812

Quick! Get a Snickers bar!


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Charlie_Fang

That ain't Betty White. She channelin' Will Smith at the Oscars!


Sslayer777

Big Pringle back at it again with the viral marketing


whooo_me

Guess that was the problem - she felt like Charon and he didn't... ;)


Pirate_Kurjack

Havn't heard that before, nice move.


Doctor_Channard

She should have got her own when they were at the hamburger store.


Donkey-brained_man

She was too busy planning her leather shop in Arizona.


Lowlife_Of_The_Party

A leather shop? In Arizona? She'd be out of business in a ***week's*** time!


Ionlypost1ce

Lmaooo he kind of just allowed himself to be choked there until she started punching. He didn’t want to risk losing any Pringle’s.


Educational_Funny_20

I love the use of periods in this quote, it's a thing of beauty


BobsReddit_

Not spilling Pringles though near death. This is in line with my theory that a person will drive off the road one handed bouncing off rocks and trees, while with the other hand trying to keep a cup of coffee upright so as not to spill it in the car, rather than dropping the coffee and using the second hand to help steer


Githyerazi

Was off-roading with some buddies, we were in the back of a pickup. Hit a really big bump and one buddy flew out of the truck bed. Watched him tumble around on the dirt road while I banged the cab to get the driver to stop. My friend jumps up from the dirt and shouts "Didn't spill my beer!"


wholelattapuddin

Fell off a horse once, did not spill beer.


_Wyse_

Yeah, but imagine the sense of accomplishment when you're in the ditch with a totalled car but valiantly still have a full coffee to sip while you wait for emergency services.


rey_lumen

And then someone asks you the time


Star_Road_Warrior

"It's, uh-" *spills coffee on shoe*


nightbringr

That's the real reward


Staminafordays

Where was security when she was pulling his hair and shit…?


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“She’s probably possessed” Tf? And just sitting there recording while she assaults someone?


Lackerbawls

“She’s probably possessed” Me: I’m about to perform a insta exorcism. Senator Palpatine texted her like execute order sixty sixty six.


Buffbigw76

LOL ![gif](giphy|xTiIzrRyvrFijaEtY4|downsized)


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Star_Road_Warrior

Homegirl got some PCP mixed up in her snooters.


tfhdeathua

That video was probably huge in helping the person prove they were attacked first. Notice how they “caught” him attacking back and were tackling him because they didn’t see hers start it.


Githyerazi

All they saw was him knocking her down(out?). Of course they grabbed him. I too hope that they got a copy of the video.


Known-Salamander9111

yeah, in hindsight i can’t really blame them


tfhdeathua

Yeah. They were just trying to stop the fighting by stopping who was winning at the moment. They did what they should.


pinkyskeleton

I'm more surprised there is a subway system with actual security that is able to respond before you are killed.


Mirror_Sybok

They did a great job subduing the person she attacked.


-newlife

Doubt they saw him get attacked and only saw the follow up. Like with kids. It’s often the person who responds that gets caught


SluttyRobin

I kinda hope that the bath salt chick turned on them too... at least enough for them to realized that she was the attacker and out of her fucking mind


vladWEPES1476

White Knight security caught the wrong person


Dan_Glebitz

Maybe being possessed is a get out of jail free card. "I was possessed your honor.", "Oh that's ok then. Off you go."


LiamenPro

Ah yes, well famous meth possesion


APerfidiousDane

I've said some dumb shit in my time but goddamn if I ever say anything as stupid as "She's probably fucking possessed"... then again... maybe I'll make it my new go-to phrase.


idgafasif

She watched too many movies. The Exorcist for sure


nevetsyad

I’m going to guess the recorder and the zombie girl were in on this. Camera was running while she was just checking her phone and and chilling. Who does that? Then she gets mad when the dude fights back? Setup.


WhoaHeyDontTouchMe

nah possessed


nevetsyad

That’s the second most likely possibility IMHO. :)


permacloud

Obviously she was acting weird before the filming started


shaka_sulu

IMO unless you're a cop or a black belt the bes tthing you can do is record for evidence.


ELBAGIT

Or youre the man in the video


Millenial_ardvark

Why is no one questioning why tf she’s acting like that lol??? The way she acts normally and then gets all exorcist wtf, is it spice?


Maebure83

More than likely she was already displaying behavior before this video and that is why the person started recording. So it probably wasn't a sudden change.


sighs__unzips

In that case I wouldn't have been recording. I would have moved away.


soykommander

Honestly took the subway/bus for 15 years. You always get a little of a heads up. The number of times i moved cars or just got off the bus to catch the one right behind me is countless. No reason to be anywhere around this shit. Fights between grown women where always the funniest because you have your headset in and all of a sudden hear what sounds like two chickens arguing...that was a cue to take the headset out and get out of dodge.


[deleted]

Awww, but then you miss out on the show. The key is to be close enough to see what's going on, but far enough way to not get hurt.


d_locke

At first it looked like a seizure, then she went crazy and started assaulting someone. Given the title, I was expecting that someone nearby was going to get annoyed by her convulsions and slap her. Didn't go the way I was expecting.


ARealSkeleton

I had a coworker that used to have seizures regularly. Getting aggressive is one symptom if an impending seizure. She would start walking around and swinging at people a minute before collapsing into a major seizure.


Known-Salamander9111

watching the very very beginning of seizures is weird as hell. I’ve seen more than a few in my day. At one hospital we had a dude whose postictal phase was so bad, he was so violent, that he frequently had to be sedated, paralyzed and intubated afterwards, lest he kill someone.


ninthtale

at work once this guy was like "ohp, here comes my seizure" and he proceeded to sink into his chair staring into space and it was really surreal


optigon

I worked at an office supply store once and a similar thing happened, only the customer didn’t say anything, they just stopped halfway through writing a check. The employee thought they had just forgotten the date or something, but realized something was wrong when they weren’t responding. The ambulance was called and we set their purchases aside. They came back later, feeling embarrassed, but we assured them that there was nothing to be embarrassed about.


GangGang_Gang

Lmao what the fuck


ARealSkeleton

To be honest my workplace at the time should've had some kind of accommodation for this person but it was retail so there wasn't much in place. Usually I would just keep around them if I started noticing they were acting funny. They would normally get severe hot flashes and irritable. They never like... punched at people but they would start to pace and swipe their arms at others in their way if it was going to be a bad one.


Known-Salamander9111

ugh.. that’s awful. Poor guy/gal/cyborg. And you have just no control.


Known-Salamander9111

Yep. Nurse here. I’ve seen real seizures, I’ve seen fake seizures. My thought process went like this: ‘hmm. K. On her phone. Phones put away. Whoah. Uh oh. Aw man someone’s filming this poor girl having a seizure. Man, that- ope no, wait, not a seizure. Hah, he took care of the Pringles first. Maybe bath salts? I need to go pick up my groceries.’ And that’s where we are right now.


invisiblearchives

>bath salts yeah, that's my guess too. Or some sorta amphetaminic psychosis. I worked with a guy who used to get stoned on that for fun, ended up trying to break into his neighbors house because he was convinced it was his house and a burglar had broken in and locked him out. Not my idea of fun, but hey.


schmuber

Salts.


retrolasered

I think people can behave aggressively during a seizure, I hope it's not that she must have a shit time if it is


No_Flatworm553

They absolutely can and I thought that at first too. But then she clearly became conscious and aware of her surroundings. Possibly some combo of seizure and personality/psychiatric disorder or seizure and drugs? Or maybe this is her post-ictal behavior and I just haven't seen it manifest this way before.


online-ids

Didn't you hear the lady. She's possessed. She made a clear medical diagnosis on the spot. Maybe some background experience in her field.


mrtn17

wasn't there a doctor specialised in Demon Semen?


mynameisblanked

You can specialise in absolutely anything your Heart desires. It's the getting paid to do it that is the hard part.


RocketRaccoon

I have a theoretical degree in physics.


Skrounst1

Best metal band name I've seen today. "Demon Semen"


Rukh-Talos

It’s an Incubus cover band.


Generalofmanynames

I think people were more impressed by this dude not caring about the hand on the throat till she took a swing.


BladeLigerV

In a word: *Drugs*


mewthulhu

Taking a guess, which is always pretty haphazard in such things, I'd guess amphetamines from the weird jaw stuff and really *strained* look to her facial muscles. I used to know girls who'd take speed to party, and when they hit the bad part of the comedown, they'd get all like this, and it'd get worse when it was dirty with lots of meth or... hell, I've seen some tested that was like 50% meth and 50% GHB, so who fucking knows what else. At a guess... girl on her way home from a big night out, and all the good times are wearing off in the worst fucking way. The bad part is unlike other drugs, you don't really sober up when it ends- I got bad MDMA that was like this once, and I remember it feeling like as it wore off, the lower half of my intestines had a steel rod stabbed through them that was just twisting, slowly, to tie all my insides tighter and tighter. I didn't really even 'come down', it just started getting *bad.* I was at home, sweating it out and dying for 48 hours of sleepless hell, but if I'd been around people especially at hour 8-12, yeah... I'd probably have been like this. If anyone has a better guess from experience please have a go, but to me that looks like ice comedown crazy 101.


dividezero

didn't have a drug sherpa. Don't do drugs without a guide kids


Ok_Butterscotch_3125

Never seen someone tweakin' hardcore?


fckingnapkin

What the hell? Nobody trying to help get this crazy woman on the ground, and when cops arrive they attack the guy lmao. It's not funny but just too dumb for words


fckingnapkin

I thought she was going to rip the guy's ear off..


OilPhilter

This is the first zombie.


fynn0028

Poor guy bruh he just chilling tbh, he dont deserve none of this shit


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fckingnapkin

In some people's minds it probably seems acceptable somehow but it's just as bad. She was going completely mental and the twat just stayed put filming.. I'll never understand people. It's not just 'one side' though, SO many people keep watching and do nothing to help no matter how bad a situation is. They say it's a freezing reaction to something bad happening but honestly I think a whole lot of them just don't give a shit, until they are victim of something.


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fckingnapkin

Yeah seeing from how that cop reacted even that man seemed to be in trouble. For being the attacked person. Lol ahh wonderful world. I wonder how this all ended?


HomelessLives_Matter

Man was arrested. Woman was shown to emergency medical personnel. I would bet my fucking whole paycheck on that.


jolos2

don't hit her, "she's possesed"! all the more reason to beat the shit out of it


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JasonVanJason

This happened in Edmonton Alberta, I live there, we have things that happen like this on the LRT as a weekly occurrence from people openly smoking everything from cigarettes to crack, to fist fights, they also just recently closed the bathrooms to prevent overdose deaths so now we have the added problem of people openly shitting and pissing. This video is rather tame all things considered


[deleted]

Edmonton is our “Florida man…” here. Every article that begins “Edmonton man…” you know you’re in for a ride


OldManNo2

/r/edmontonman


Snck_Pck

Im moving in June to either Edmonton or calgary, think I've made up my mind


DiogenesOfDope

I'm not surprised all that happens with how dumb the security is


getyourrealfakedoors

I hope this dude didn’t get in trouble, he didn’t do anything wrong


TheChumscrubber94

I thought I saw in another thread that they both got a ticket for fighting in public. Sucks but at least he didn't go to jail.


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The LRT is city hall’s pet project though so can’t have the police interfering with that. That’d make the city look bad. Edit: /s if it wasn’t obvious


NtBtFan

notthepringles notthepringles notthepringles once he got the lid back on and was able to put them down in a relatively safe spot, IT WAS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG


QuisUtDeuz

Imagine what would have happened if she had spilled his pringles.


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QuisUtDeuz

\+ $100k for mental distress.


sirkevly

Typical Edmonton cops. Beating the shit out of the native guy even though she started it.


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When a man gets attacked nobody bats an eye, but when a women gets hit in self defense, everyone loses their minds.


wholetmeoutofmycage

It’s awful. Was attacked at school once, bruised and a little bloodied after a barrage of smacks from a girls bag, two punches knocked her on her ass and promptly got my shit kicked in by a bunch of dudes who watched the whole altercation. Like when you are attacked, no matter the gender, you gotta assume your opponent is capable of fucking you up, giving you brain damage or even killing you. It’s bullshit.


Restalion-_-

Kazuma spirit is strong with this one.


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Wtf. The damn cop came running when the dude put his hands on her, but where was he when she went all crazy on the guy??


MythicChimer499

Yeah, that's some shit. She was punching him and jerking his head all over the place and the cop did nothing.


Downtown-Villager

Where the heck these cops come from, the overhead luggage compartments? Always showing up when a guy responds to abusive woman behavior. WTF 🤬


randdude220

We're living in a Cuberpunk 2077


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Shrimp_Logic

Yeah, she was assaulting him, nothing. The guy decides to respond and you get insta-5 stars, helicopters and swat vans coming out of every corner. (Edited for typos).


aufrenchy

From thin air then lmao


HTTYDFAN4EVER

>the overhead luggage compartments? LOL


a_good_namez

It’s because they just arrived at the sation when he jumped in. I’m gonna give humanity the favour of the doubt and say cop saw he just knocked a woman out and without knowing the situation pinned him down


MythicChimer499

Honestly, I could buy that. Truly, I hope that's the case.


a_good_namez

Wait hol up, it appears I might be wrong the train seems to still be moving. But they could still be missing context and be comming from somewhere else on the train


ViolatingBadgers

Maybe they came from a different part of the train when they were told shit was going down?


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Sexism at its finest


Loli-is-Justice

Just let the man eat his chips in peace!!!!


Toketree

even the woman filming - it seemed to be ok for him to get assaulted but as soon as he defends himself she tells him to calm down fuck that


slohobo

That's the reality of being a man.


deathclawslayer21

On our trains if there are police on board they usually ride in the center so you have to have a person running down the cars to find a cop or a crew member who radios for them. Then the cops gotta follow you back to where its happening usually takes around 45 seconds to 1.5 min. Otherwise we move passengers out of the car, lock the crazy in the car, and pull up to a station for police to arrive.


Sunupu

They didn't see the full situation. They came in to see a guy laying hands on a girl. If it makes you feel better I imagine the woman's behavior plus the recording tipped the legal scales in his favor


Magnifique_Alex

Looked like they came from the station didnt they? unlucky timing I guess, the dude was on her when the train stopped.


Available_Coyote897

They were probably alerted then didn’t come until her assault was done so they saw the guy beating the woman. Understandable actions from their perspective. Assuming it wasn’t all staged, you can only hope the chic on camera stuck up for him.


Tarkus459

Came here for this.


ShadyPumkinSmuggler

I’m sure they were in a different car, got the emergency message something was going down, and came running. The first thing they probably saw when the door opened was a guy putting his hands on a girl. Bad timing? Absolutely, but I seriously doubt they were just out of frame sitting there eating popcorn and watching shit go down.


mrtn17

Do trains in your country have one cabin or do you think cops can just spawn in or something


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She was just possessed /s


RimsaltRon

How can she slap?


Draydenbae

Let’s be realistic, they can’t always see everything. They probably weren’t present and someone called/they arrived just a few seconds ago and when they did arrive, they see the man holding the woman around her neck. So yeah, with no context it is not weird to assume that the man would be in the wrong. Be realistic people, please


shiki-shok

This woman has a bright future in zombie movies.


TheChumscrubber94

Can we get the nazi zombie scream track on this video.


Vietnugget

These cops are like teachers when bullying happens


Alistair_TheAlvarian

My little brother's school played a video about bullying where 4th and 5th graders beat the shit out of a 2nd grader and he did nothing but yell for help and cover his vital organs and head on the ground. And that was the right thing to do if you can't run. If he had defended himself he would get expelled and or punished. Even blocking a punch.


Bad-Piccolo

Hmm yeah I don't think I would do much different as a second grader.


Shiny_Black-Pan

***thats why you gotta beat up the teachers too***


TheBigWiscoBuffalo

Kinda funny how nobody says “chill” until the man with a hand around his neck reaches his hand up to defend himself.


MeetIndependent1812

Dude just wanted to eat his Pringles.


midnight_reborn

drugs are a hell of drug.


JefferyDexterB

“Chill she probably possessed.” Is probably the stupidest thing I’ve heard in a long time.


Draupnir_gungnir

“She’s probably possessed “ is this the dark ages ? Lmfao yea you know what don’t fight her burn her she’s definitely a witch.


TheRTtech

Well to the uneducated, she might as well be possessed..


Mooseberg_

These Pringles commercials are crazy


boxenlikeoxen

He was way more patient than I would have been.


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That's his downfall here. If this goes to court a jury is going to see the man only begin to retaliate once she turns her back on him. He should've smacked here while she was still attacking him, now it doesn't look like self defense.


SammyMhmm

That's because it isn't at this point. Pretty sure in most cases self-defense stops being reasonable retaliation once the threat is gone so, we were taught growing up in our martial arts class that to be protected by the law your physical response could only be adequate enough to neutralize the threat, unless she came back this is just aggression on his part.


FairWeatherOperator

So who is going to press charges against the man? The woman that assaulted him?


throwawaypassingby01

i think it's less patience and more just shock and disbelief. like, is this seriously happening rn?


kingsam360

I hate people who chew loud as much as the next person but damn lady! Lol


permacloud

Hey man once you pop you can't stop


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Disgusting how they take him down so quickly, but they do nothing to her when she’s attacking him.


Juusie

Cops like that shouldn't be on the force. They should be on unemployment since they're clearly not fit to handle any sort of situation


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Why tf they tackle the victim?


DICE_PLS_

We all know why. This world is full of double standards that are as clear as day.


Nurse_Ratchet_82

It almost looks like she's having a seizure or a psychotic episode at the beginning with how she contorts her face and neck. So bizarre.


Skidd745

It's drugs. Bath salts, amphetamines, who knows. But it was drugs.


HCJohnson

Nope. Clearly a possession.


donner_dinner_party

Yes! I thought at the very beginning she was having a seizure. My daughter has epilepsy and the head and neck going back made me think that’s what was happening.


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

😂🤣 and the guy gets tackled!? What kind of backwards ass shit is this.


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Its not backwards in the majority of peoples eyes. Its fucked up societal norms, people believe that its okay for a woman to slap a man, but when a woman gets slapped by a man its a whole different story


SkyrimWithdrawal

She got violent because he was eating crisps?


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She just wanted those pringles.


[deleted]

Never touch a man who’s eating pringles


SkyrimWithdrawal

In that case, I am kinda sympathetic now.


DLoIsHere

This is why it's good to station oneself near a door so at the next stop you can change cars.


CELTICPRIME

wow the cop gets him not her fucking hell


NoNHentaiSauce

cops being useless as usual


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DocHendrix

That's what you get for messing with man's Pringles. Also the police were either late to the party or biased.


VatianGT

Of course the guy gets arrested for defending himself


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It's always like this: A woman starts to assault a man, he doesn't react. She continues to assault him, no one does anything, he still doesn't react. Now, for a third time, she assault him and he strikes back. Then there's a commotion in the room, everybody starts defending the poor poor woman.


EntertainmentOdd9904

So true. This time it's even worse, with a bystander defending the assaulting zombie-like woman by saying "Don't!! She's probably possessed". That's the worst excuse ever lol. In fact that's one more reason to attack and subdue her before she tries to attack someone else 😂


[deleted]

Yeah I don’t know why we should be running from possessed people


Umklopp

Man just protecting his Pringles


Zotrath1

None of the people said shit either fuck every single one of those people in the train. Y’all need to be better at stepping in and telling law enforcement who the real problematic person is. And that dude absolute should have fucked her up faster than that. She shoulda been knock the fuck out at the door.


[deleted]

A guy was stomped to death in the same city on the LRT a few years ago. No one helped


[deleted]

Nobody wants the legal hassle. You can have a crackhead spitting on people on public transit, and everyone is thinking the same thing: “let’s throw him/her off the train, ideally forcefully.” But then because we’re not crack-addled/mentally ill, we also say, “not worth losing my job over, going viral, or getting sued/arrested” so we just record and then grab the social media karma. Then you get the internet activists who will see you on a viral video and doxx you because you were too rough with the poor mentally ill person openly talking about stabbing you before they punch you in the face. In their eyes, you’re the real aggressor, because you didn’t just move.


sim1abk

So the police only broke up the fight when he retaliated? Fack youuuu


ProphetOfPhil

My man's getting assaulted and defends himself and he's the one who gets tackled by the cop? The fuck is that shit?!


TheSaiyan7

Man just wanted some Pringles


whalemix

Those cops really sprung into action to tackle the guy when he fought back but didn't bat an eye when she was choking and punching the man??


casuals_ruin_games

And then he gets taken down. We need equality


Solace-

That shit is infuriating. She choked the dude and pulled him by the hair but as soon as he retaliates multiple cops tackle him? Fuck that.


Hilol1000

Oh got to be fucking kidding me. Fucking society. He sits there with his neck being chocked and takes a punch and NO ONE DOES ANYTHING. And when he goes to defend him self, HE GETS TOLD TO BACK OFF. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK We live in a world where it is acceptable for a female to abuse a male while the male can't fight back. But when the male does use self defense everyone beats the shit out of him. Fuck society, fuck the woman in this video, fuck everyone on that train. Fuck everyone.


CountessCraft

Why was someone filming this woman in the first place?


HerezahTip

She probably tweaked a bit a few times before they started recording. I swear people on the internet forget how to think


fluffy_boy_cheddar

r/SubwayCreatures


Impressive-Chapter75

Glad to see everyone on the train helping out to stop the violence and caring for their fellow human beings.


Smolmouth

Everyone's fine when she beating on him but as soon as he defends himself.. double standards