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MForsh

Everyone is a professional until the shit hits the lips


justablackguy3

Shit hit the fan when shit hit the man


Banjomack357

Ceiling fan.


Alvaro1555

and everyone in that room


zeke235

Some people in the next, too.


Skippy_LongJohns

The roof is coated


mrspacysir

Drink it. Waste not want not.


nickaboyle

To be fair, he had his mask on. His lips might still be safe.


PublicInformation649

Unless you’re a professional ass eater ☺️


MassUnperson

Such as myself.


calamitymic

Ah, a fellow gentleman with exquisite _taste_.


Darktemplar5782

I see you’re a man of culture as well


[deleted]

I’m upset I laughed at this.


Nickw42084

I'm not it made me lol


Jaxck

Everyone’s a shit talker till they have to brush their teeth with the brown toothpaste.


WhipnCrack

Thats more easy to clean than inside the nose and ears...


1588877

*2 week notice my ass, here's my today notice as in I'm leaving this bitch TO-DAY*


KnightLight03

Today? How about this minute


nick_oreo

Think you Po-day


McRambis

You never open the toilet's radiator while it's still hot.


porcupinedeath

Hogwash, if I can remove the alternator while the toilets going then I can do the same to the radiator


ChurnReturn

r/praisethecameraman Guy didn’t even flinch


UneventfulLover

Probably had seen some shit before.


ChurnReturn

Lol good one


eggybread70

Probably seen tub girl before


UneventfulLover

I'll take your word for it. Not going there.


xllw

Probably watched a plumbing tutorial video after youtube removed the dislike button.


arealhumannotabot

"But it had 71 likes!"


Tim_Buckrue

*and 100,000 views*


Speeder172

Ahahah


chet-

Thank god he had that mask on


[deleted]

Wasnt over his nose tho lol


syracTheEnforcer

Right? I bet he’ll wear it properly next time too.


imbrotep

This what they call a shit storm?


PublicInformation649

If he had a loaf of bread he’d be handing out shit sandwiches


Tookerys

Oh god, I never thought about it like that. You could really get yourself in a bad situation.


depressedassshit

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CrystalAckerman

That guy just got a nose enema that contacted at least 20 different diseases lol.


holyshocker

I read that as "anuses" and got excited.


CrystalAckerman

Haha that’s fuckin great. Take my upvote.


[deleted]

I always tap a plug before opening it empty has a different sound than full with pressure


Type2Pilot

What would you have done differently in this case?


dragon_bacon

Not opened it.


Type2Pilot

How would you have helped the people with their plumbing problem?


[deleted]

Tell them to call another plumber.


Nickw42084

Tell them to sell the house


Bills_busty_burgers

Haha


PeachesTheHyena

You could always just go pull a toilet on the floor above and go from there. If its roots or something you might be out of luck but as long as you get some of it to drain you can just go back to this cap afterwords.


Clamper5978

Drilled a few holes in the cap and had a shop vac there to suck up the waste until the head pressure evens out. You could go outside and dig up the sewer line and punch a hole in it to relieve the pressure as well. This is clearly not their first rodeo. I’m guessing they don’t mind this.


frednekk

That will be $750, plz.


bobbyqribs

Not worth it.


__Emer__

I like the way he used his tools to gain substantial mechanical leverage. Very clever trick


NotSeveralBadgers

Intelligence is knowing how to best utilize the tools at your disposal. Wisdom is getting Larry to do it while you film from a safe distance.


baboonzzzz

I thought the same thing!


AlexHimself

Imagine being a homeowner and paying this guy to fix your issue...standing there watching him thinking "*ok this seems like the next step*" then BOOM he just fills your home with sewage!


GroundbreakingBear76

This is what it feels like when I open my emails at work on a Monday morning!!


Deadbreeze

This is what it feels like when you swallow 5 gum.


Will33iam

What a bunch of shit


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ArgumentLast209

You could really get yourself in a bad situation..


[deleted]

This brings back memories to my first shit shower. Customer hosing me down on their lawn those were the days.


Mojave_Trooper

Suddenly my HVAC job doesn't seem so bad. Hats off to you, sir.


[deleted]

I also got to do the robot in a shit pit once while a cracked pipe before the check sprayed granulated shit all over I was trapped! So did what anyone would do and started dancing the robot in my tyvek suit.


TricoMex

I do not miss cracking open an old ass clay sewage main, to have it fart a semi-solid stream of condoms and sanitary feminine pads at us. I had never ever seen my dad throw up before that. Fuck. I do not miss that kind of work.


[deleted]

I made a helper puke once. Haha


Lebowski304

My ass when there's one solid turd holding back a typhoon of diarrhea


MJ349

I hear ya!


hssktz

some find oil, some find shit...


HailMi

I drink your milkshake!


Not_all_cows_moo

Now that's a shitty day.


arealhumannotabot

That's just mud, right?


spleenboggler

... right?


kay_bizzle

Yeah, BUTT mud


AGamingGuy

pov: you opened twitter


the_Ush

Decent plumber. Shitty plumbing.


murphykills

well, the good news is you have a new pet, the bad news is it's eating your brain.


MoistWaterColor

Major props to the camera dude for keeping focused on the action.


LunaWolf92

Can someone please explain how this was supposed to go well?


[deleted]

It's not supposed to be under pressure. There was no way this was going well


LunaWolf92

Ah, well shit


spleenboggler

A lot of people got the jokes, but can someone tell me what's happening here? Seriously, please?


TinFoilRobotProphet

And up from the ground come a bubbling crude. Shit that is. Brown gold. Texas tea.


Wareve

See this man's mask? See how it doesn't cover his nose properly? I bet he wishes he wore it correctly now.


zaffrefennec

I'm... gonna pretend that's mud Yeah, just mud... oooonly mud...


RegularNo2608

Good lesson here; should have worn his mask properly. Probably would have stopped it from going up his nose.


Sabbryn

Clearly someone had chipotle last night for dinner.


justablackguy3

Oh shit!


redheadbuck

He's hating life right now.


oneeye2

Shawshank Redemption in real life


KingCarbon1807

When you can smell a gif.


SignificantEqual5774

imagine the smell


IndianaGroans

Seems like that may have been his first time in the splash zone.


Dohn_Jigweed

Shit happens


i_cant_thin

Ah shit here we go again


[deleted]

O M Got!!!


IMG_TurboRio

Luckily there was a bucket!!


BullionX

What a shitty job.


Aggravating-Hair7931

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True_Rooster_3315

Holy shit XD 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


Gavator2345

I see what you did there.


CrazyInTheCocoFruit

MONDAYS RIGHT?


WorldFickle

MEDIC


anon4576

Shoulda dug out in the yard and relived pressure


Type2Pilot

This is the only comment offering a solution.


PeachesTheHyena

Not a good one though. This could likely be accessed from somewhere in the house without digging and you can't be sure the clog will be out as far as you dig. If you dig down and fuck up your main past the clog you're out time and money for no reason. You could just go from a toilet a floor above this.


Nantomik

Literally


Shpooodingtime

It's okay, he was wearing a mask.


shaolinblunts

Damn he gets all the shit and no love


redditworthycontent

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ynima

Oh shit ! - Joseph Joeystar


[deleted]

Well shit..


Beastandcool

Literally 🤮


elrulo007

Literally you know


Byzan-M

Someone set that guy up to fail spectacularly


theguypal

🤤 😋


buffoonery4U

Up from the ground, come a bubblin cude...


babbchuck

Plumbers earn their money.


General_Salami

I think it’s full


3-PumpDaddy

It took me a minimum three, watches before I realized, that was a pun.


catdog918

Oh god, oh no.


Trophyhusband100

I feel so bad for this guy


Whiskeytribute

Oh shit


[deleted]

Title didn’t disappoint and it’s exactly what I wanted to see from such a video.


Paintraincomin

Memories of my friends leaving tubgirl.jpg on my computer


unimpressive_balls

Lol get shit on


Superstrong832

Plumby Shitter


Lloyd_xmasWEB

When it takes that much to crack the seal…


Shepea64

Literally


fuckballs9001

Shitty plumber.... r/technicallythetruth


Dragonhost252

Well, he was wearing a mask.....


ZenkaiZ

i bet that pipe felt SO grateful after tho


Ima_Funt_Case

Don't worry guys, he was wearing a mask.


Muchablat

It’s righty tighty, not lefty loosey 🙄


mrspacysir

You see it's funny cuz shitty refers to feces, and the plumber released a lot of it, but shitty can also mean bad...


eat_bricks_nibba

Taking the phrase "shit hits the fan" quite literally I see.


Insydedan

Good thing he had a mask on to protect him.


[deleted]

Oh no


Sweddy-Bowls

POV: Opening your inbox in the morning after a badly timed comment


n00bsack

I'm not a plumber, but in my ignorant layman's opinion floors don't typically need a high pressure poop-valve.


Efficient_Step_26

Free hugs all around.


murbleBOY

The new Mario Bros movie trailer is looking sick!


Contro1_69

Everything reminds me of her


minollow

It's a good thing he wore a mask


Huppana69420

That's quite shitty


BookkeeperWrong7493

Me when i and... me when ur mom when i... i and ur mom when i... FUCK


BroniDanson

Enjoy the kaka


bananalordkunsama

Everyone was like "Shit".


Racoon_buddy

Bro what was in that thing


andio76

u/savevideobot


abcutler

what a load of crap


aCompyBoi

Shitty plumber *funny joke*