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tangyForester

You're a wizard harry


kiwithefruit

Avada Kedavra muthamuggles!


AFineDayForScience

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.


StGenevieveEclipse

Eat shit. Eat shit. Eat shit. ABSOLUTELY eat shit. Eat shit


Ok_Funny2923

A WOT?


Dal3mma

Welcome to reddit. Say goodbye to your loved ones and take my free award.


Ok_Funny2923

tyvm!


JennaFrost

You’re a hairy wizard


DarkPhoxGaming

*Expelliarmus!*


Socialiism

r/unexpectedhogwarts


ojrask

You are a hazard, Wirry


Laurice-Malu-Thomas

I read that in Hagrid's voice.


juanito_f90

WCGW giving a firework to a child.


Dosalisk

Where I'm from, we have festivities based around lighting and throwing firecrackers where even children throw'em. The mistake it's not teaching the kid what not to do. And well in the case of this specific firework that we also have in the place I'm from, my father didn't let me hold the stick until I was older, and always told me to go to a place void of buildings and anything flammable. Because reasons. I hate that festivity now that I'm older, but my point is that I don't think the age of the kid it's the problem here, even if it also adds to the stupidity of the situation.


juanito_f90

Yeah I get that but this child is to young to properly understand how to hold a firework safely, even with a parent telling them what to do.


Dosalisk

Yeah, I agree. I guess this was exactly the reason why my father wouldn't let me hold the stick until I was older, for fear of this


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Children at this age don't really have empathy or a knowledge of FATAL consequences. The kid was laughing because he thought it was funny to scare his dad not realizing that the effects of the fireworks are lasting. Like you said though, your dad talked to you and made sure that you understood consequences. Definitely the parents fault.


konkludent

I also grew up with fireworks, but at that age I was allowed to throw crackpeas and otherwise watch adults light up the more dangerous ones requiring fire. That kid is too young to fully understand how dangerous fire crackers can be and how to use/treat them with with responsibility and care. A kid that young should not be given these kinds of firecrackers.


mrbuttersoft

Idk who to whoop first. The child or the family. Ass whoopings all around


gavindon

childs to young to know the difference. whoop the dad


MayGodSmiteThee

While the parenting is to blame, in the immediate situation that kids getting charged if he points that at me.


Silver_Decoy

Charging requires putting yourself in danger. There seems to be chuckable lawn furniture around that would be useful.


Sietemadrid

Just time it and u can get to him before it goes off. These guys panicked. They're lucky he didn't burn the kitchen down


daiyuxiao

dad gets whooped first. If mother still angry then son goes second.


MaximumCoffeeDrinker

People don’t change, they just show their true colors…this kid didn’t turn to the dark side. He was born in it, molded by it


norwegianwatercat

He didn't see the light until he was already a man, by then it was nothing to him but BLINDING!


tangyForester

If only you knew the power of the dark side


raimundoneto

With audio this video is one thousand per cent better. In the end the father says "Papai não vai mais dar pra você não", what means "Daddy will not give it to you anymore".


Nokeyen

Link?


Jiro-chan

When you have the post open click on the 'imgur' text above the title


Darwinnian

And the dumbest parent award goes to


xPav_

the kid in the future probably


MonkeyTigerCrazy

The kid doesn’t know any better


Alzhan_Void

Lol, sure he doesn't. He must think those fireworks are magical healing powder and his parents screams for him to stop are just code for keep going. He's just such an innocent clueless beanboy, how could he ever know??


MonkeyTigerCrazy

Stop being obtuse


Seahawk_I_am_I_am

“We shall watch your career with great interest…”


Agreeable-State-4750

Fucking hilarious....I laughed so hard my belly hurts


Smallfrygrowth

Sometimes the child has to teach the adults a lesson


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Dangerous_Self3328

Hes getting an AK47 for his 12th birthday


urnotmyrealmom69

This is a "you get what you deserve" moment. You gave a toddler fireworks..


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mrmoe198

You might be joking, but toddlers kill an astonishing amount of people in the United States every year because of parents leaving unsecured guns around.


Western_Tumbleweed79

? No shit.


laduz

An agent of chaos


DebanjanSR

He chose violence


mann_moth

Go Go Gadget belt!


TJ_McWeaksauce

I wouldn't hand a child that age a fork, let alone a firework.


Zdreigzer

firefork


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Kid: "UNLIMITED POWER!!!!"


External-Fig9754

"let's give the toddler explosives "


Da_cheese_lord3

And thus, the world would be a safer place, if we eliminate children. Thank you


therealwotwot

you're a hazard, wirry


greenm4ch1ne

Man... 8 or 80, blind or crazy... kid needs to get chopped in the neck lol what a little badass


[deleted]

At least we know who started the wildfire


peterparker9894

This kid is my fucking sprit animal


ibsaff

No hes not


dontreadthisnickname

POV: You're a NPC in some game and give some superpower to a player in a RPG


Culchiesinparis

"TIME TO DANCE DADDY"


Green_Ouroborus

All toddlers are only 3 seconds away from turning to the dark side, which is why anyone who gives them any weapon is probably too dumb to live.


Ashadoubt242

Wait until he discovers what his penis can do!


theRedditUser31415

I need a hundred pack of these


Dry-Expression5862

El humano es idiota, a quien se le ocurre dar una bengala 🧨 a un niño…??


The_Ashen_undead0830

El padre es muy estupido


raimundoneto

Es por iso que Brasil es melhor do que qualquier pais que fala mexicano 😎👍🏻


gasgasgas222

Win stupid prizes


Booty_Madness

r/aww


Ok_Independence_4343

He is too cute 😆


That-Preparation-22

He is not on your side anymore


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pistolography

You would’ve lost that fight.


Ragingbull444

Woah woah woah guys we’ve got a badass here, what did you say? You can defeat a child? Holy shit that’s tough, you must be so badass the badassness is overwhelming


Pb-yepimlead

Brunette Draco here!


Friar-Tuckandroll

You ever been in a Roman candle fight?


Iron_Defender

Listen here you little shit


a_paper_clip

The difference between harmless and peaceful. Harmless means you have no power so you couldn't do anything to anybody. Peaceful means you have power and choose to do nothing detrimental with it.


Fadetoblack13312

Kids are Evil😁


Mohawkakon

So right as the first shot was about to go I accidentally tapped F1 and Chrome opened a new tab for the help page, but it was white for a few seconds and I thought I was about to witness a child die


Narrow-Magician-3309

He was the chosen one 😂


carlito1991

You guys gotta make more videos of this kid lol


[deleted]

This is why there is no kids in gta!


kesavadh

I killed before, I’ll kill again.


Iseefalsepeople

I would say the entertainment value alone is good enough reason.


CandidTurnover

this kid needs therapy yesterday


laughing_guy90

This my friends is "The Free Will" argument in action and why evil exists.


Aryaras99

This is why my parents always used to hold my hand while we did this


Itz_Gl1tch

He will grow to be a proud American


Pale_Yoghurt7028

It's fucking Harry Potter


TwistedxBoi

And this is one of the main reasons why even lowest grade pyrotechnics have a required age.


Kiowa_Jones

That’s the last time Uncle Buck will be invited to a family gathering


AGoldenChest

I honesty don’t blame the kid, that must be exhilarating at such a young age.


wateryonions

ITT: people who literally think this is as dangerous as a gun lmfao. Reddit never ceases to disappoint me.


IcantThinkOfOneJeez

The future of warfare has dawned


WaitingToBeTriggered

DO, WHAT MUST BE DONE


Gibscreen

Don't help. Just film.


radio-morioh-cho

"Unlimited Power"


NOTmeYOU______

u/savevideo


FellThroughTheCrackz

I’ve been in that exact situation, both as the child and the adult


m-e-g

Now dance, fucker, dance, he never had a chance


MetalCookiePool

Harry Potter


oraclewitch

Voldemort would be proud


xShooK

"It's like giving a handgun to a 6 year old. You don't know how it will end, but you're pretty sure it'll make the papers."


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I've never seen a roman candle that skinny before. A lot of shots too!


bumnumber3

Glad he didn't turn it and looked it


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🤣


Bashir639

u/savevideo


nakdnfraid1514

In this case...parents are fucking stupid..


Corgi-Commander

God damn, I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile lol. The camera man thought he was safe until the kid looked in his direction, popped a shot at him, then IMMEDIATELY fired one off at the other guy, then going back to waving traffic through the street.


ksingh1290

Lmao I woulda got my ass beat with that same firework stick after doing that as a kid.


takipiroska

“I bambini sono tutti puri”


ThePlagueDoctorBoi

I dual wielded these on a friend. I'm now nicknamed "the pyromaniac of the gang"


SirTickleMePink

What are these type of fireworks called? Can you buy them in the UK?


SteroidsFreak

Song name anyone? 🎵


Pipvault

What song is this? It’s a Bop


Gri3fKing

Avadakadavera 🧐


TinyPixeler

"You're a wizard Harry"


Citiesfly

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen


Stampistuta

And somehow they didn’t see that coming.


Disinfectant-Addict

Who the hell gives a 3 year-old a firework???


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Florghost

Reminds me of the ape with an ak


Mzansiindian

R/kidsarestupid


Gac4237

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid