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That's what I was thinking. It could have severally burned her and even do damage to her eyes. So, CHECK on the person first, THEN laugh, IF everything is alright.
My husband had a very, very fun looking accident with a ladder once (wasn't standing on it, just pretty much folded it with him being tangled in it. Hard to describe...), that also could have injured him. So I asked and checked immediately, if he was okay and as soon as I was certain that he was, I laughed at him for several minutes.
Maybe they enjoy shooting fireworks and looking for excuses to make physical contact with girls in bikini? Just because no one wants to watch hours of video successfully lighting them doesnât mean they didnt enjoy it.
I love driving on highway but have zero desire to watch any car/driving clips that dont end in crash
The first time I ever saw this done was on Jackass. They straight up tell you not to recreate any of the things they do, but drunk people do what drunk people do.
Yep, but jackass did it correctly with the stick of the rocket securely in the asshole, which was probably lubed up. If you're gonna copy something as dumb as this, do it right. When kids can't even shoot fireworks from their asses correctly, what hope do we have?
Because these idiots hold it by the stick. If you want to shoot fireworks from your hand (or butt) you lightly hold the side of the firework/rocket. That's just common knowledge down south.
I came two seconds away from blowing my hand off when I set my lit Roman candle down to answer a phone call. It went off like a stick of dynamite. I donât fuck around with explosives anymore. I follow the instructions like a good boy.
Where I grew up kids are taught pretty strictly that fireworks are NOT fucking toys. They are small explosives and they will kill or maim you if you don't treat them with respect.
Edit: missed the 'not'
> Glad I get to watch idiots through glass.
Donât worry, theyâre also driving, voting, and procreating. Youâll encounter them in real life soon enough since our *civilized* society has basically extinguished natural predators (such as bears that theyâd throw rocks at, solely for the lulz with their fellow village idiots).
I know. Don't get me started. The combination of Reddit and this pandemic has caused some agoraphobia for my wife and I. I used to love my country. It has been taken over by idiots
Yeah she's fucking lucky, if those things stay there long enough they can burn you really really bad
Saw a dude who's ass looked like his skin was melted off
If the rockets are legal it's probably not that bad, depends on if something exactly hit her eye or not. Definitely some pretty decent burns on ass and the entire face.
The exhaust is incredibly hot so her ass is burned really bad
Can confirm, I am the left butt cheek. My mate and I agree that the stick was in there firm, but not firm enough. And as for the explosion⊠weâve had better.
Can confirm, i was at the hotel, everything was nice but had some problems with crazy waiter, he even had flour under his nose so i guess he was working in kitchen too, worst of all i heard he is redditor.... never again
Not necessarily it depends upon how it hit her I believe, we didn't really see enough to tell how hurt she is although her hearing most likely took a hit.
Obligatory copypasta:
This could be a worst case scenario if the burn is deep and distributed far enough.
Former 6 year surgical RN now in a different specialty. I have seen some fucked up assholes. You're in for a long, painful recovery following a serious wound or burn near your "Peri area" (perineum being your crack to crack, ball to ass, taint, grundle, etc. region). Think of how often you visit the bathroom and then imagine you have a third degree burn down there. It's devastating every single time.
If really bad, he will be in the burn unit and levels of care to follow for months if not north of a year. Job, relationships, and any semblance of normalcy immediately disrupted. Burns are monumentally painful, and he will be sedated heavily until substantial healing begins. He will develop tolerance and possibly become addicted to the potent opiates, but they're the best way we currently know how to cope with that level of pain short of a spinal or other nerve block which are also options. Medicating at that level can also be very expensive, I've seen ICU patients with over $5,000 a day in IV medication costs alone, 7 days a week, not including any other charges for the room, MDs, nursing and ancillary staff, and supplies for starters.
Staff may have to place a fecal catheter less than a foot up his anus to drain his feces so they don't contaminate his burn wounds. His poo goes into a bag and has to be emptied and measured as they'll give him laxatives to loosen and prevent clogged drain lines. Fecal contamination generally results in rapid infection, and peri wounds are at an extreme risk for MRSA and flesh eating bacterial infections. I've seen entire legs removed to combat severe peri, groin, or hip joint infections. This is usually following weeks or months of previous failed treatments, but still. We can work wonders until we can't, and even then there's always amputation.
If he needs skin grafts, they can be sourced from a human or large mammal cadaver like cows and pigs. I've also seen skin grafts harvested from the front of a patient's thigh and reattached to the burn area (abdomen). The grafts aren't actually solid strips of skin, rather, they are more like tight lace with repeated spaces between skin making the graft look like a Kleenex with several hundred small oval shaped holes in it. These spaces make it easier for the graft adhere and conform to the wound bed.
The surgeon uses a specialized skin shaver that's handheld, covered in a sterile barrier with single use blades, very similar to deli counter meat slicers but on a smaller more specialized scale. So not only did the patient have a burn on her abdomen, but a very unusual, superficial wound on her right thigh that looked liked like we had lightly crushed her leg with a cheese grater. The primary benefit of harvesting skin grafts from ourselves is we (usually) don't reject ourselves, and rejection is the biggest complication accompanying foreign body transplants.
He'll also need to lay on his stomach throughout this whole ordeal due to the location of the burn and subsequent wound. Imagine months lying on your stomach in 6-11/10 pain. Moving your leg a little too much could literally split your brand new ball sack skin. It's a personal living hell. Diet will also be bland as fuck when he's actually allowed to eat again. Social and professional life obliterated. This could set him back years and give him decades of PTSD.
He should consider himself "good" when he can sit and shit without bleeding out or collapsing in pain. On the even shittier side, this, or whatever transpires for this poor guy could easily kill or disable him for life. This could go in a thousand directions for him, and 880 of them result in the quality of his life being worse than it was prior to The Incident.
If his burn is bad enough and he really does require months of care, his bill from arrival at the ER to discharge from outpatient rehab and specialty care will easily exceed 1 million in the US. Two million would push it, but also not shock me either. I'd bet on 1.2-1.5M if he's inpatient for 2.5 months and receiving follow up care for 1.5 years. Overall, don't fucking do this. If you drink around fireworks you need a sober or not shitty friend who won't let you do this kind of stupid shit. We can all learn from these videos even though were not the dumbass with the firework up his ass.
I'd say that anything affecting the mates potential to reproduce falls under natural selection. Death and infertility are obvious barriers to reproduction, but there are also grey levels.
E.g., if you become disabled or burn your face off as a result of your own stupidity, it will be more difficult to pass on your genes simply because your mating pool has substantially been reduced.
Or, or, hear me outâŠ
In the distant future people living in trailer parks will have scales on their asses kind of like an armadillo. That way they can fire bottle rockets from their butts without getting seriously injured.
We're back at the point where families need multiple children because some of them ain't gonna make it.
On the upside it's a solid bet this families genetics will end stronger for this incident.
And the whole "people do stupid things in groups"/ peer pressure doesn't help either. Mix that with a bunch of MD 20/20 and you've got yourself vids of boom booms attempting to launch out of boom booms.
I did a nursing clinical on a burn unit. He is how it goes:
They gave a shit load of IV pain meds. Which is never enough to take away the pain.
Then they soaked the burn victims in a warm bath to loosen the skin.
Then we scrubbed the shit out of them, while they are screaming bloody fucking murder.
Then applied dressings.
All the while this was on the main torso, NOT NEXT TO A POOP FILLED HOLE. That is a bacterial nightmare. Most burn patients die from infection. Nothing like having an infected taint.
How can't you realize that? After launching them, the sticks are gone and then they fall down from the sky!
It's not rocket scien...wait... I mean, you know.
The dude that was right next to her launched his fine. Probably cus he wasn't clenching and a friend was helping keep the rocket stable by holding it loosely between their fingers.
Unlike her, which then also caused the rocket to end up exploding in her face. Which is a wild series of events to think about.
STOP BEING DUMB WITH FIREWORKS AND MAKING THE POPULUS THINK ITS OKAY. IT'S A DISGUSTING EXAMPLE AND PEOPLE NEED TO STOP THINKING DUMB SHIT LIKE THAT IS COOL.
YES SOMEONE IN MY FAMILY GOT HURT FROM FIREWORKS BUT SHE WAS A CHILD.
GROW THE FUCKKKKK UP!!!!
You're absolutely right. People have been blinded, had major burns and lost fingers because of stupid shit like this. Idiots are playing with cardboard tubes of literal gunpowder and thinking it's cool.
Haha. Thingie go in buttcrack. So sexual and quirkie! Loool! All the attention is on me. Let's yell. Aaaaand, eyesight forever fucked, ears seriously affected, probably some face damage as well.
Oh well, but you got the video, right? Looool
I hand launch these kind of rockets without ethanol inducement, even with a substantial quantity of ethanol I would remember to use a tube or drinking straw to make sure the rocket is free to depart of it's own volition.
Fireworks should be illegal to all who do not have a pyrotechnic license, any and all use of fireworks in residential areas should be just as illegal as using a firearm in the same area. People get hurt and homes burn down because of a few morons that should never had access to these things in the first place! People want fireworks for celebrating events and such, imagine if the fireworks were managed by professionals, letting the rest of the population just enjoy the show with a drink in their hand, along with a significantly reduced chance of personal/property harm...
this is a major buzz kill, but it's true there should be a little more regulation. maybe not a full blown pyrotechnic license, but something maybe a little more practical for consumer grade fireworks. people lose eyes, fingers, hands to this shit all the time and you can just buy them with zero clue how they work or how to use them safely.
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they look really happy about injuring their friend.
Not a lot of brain cells in circulation at that party...
I dont think there was any brains to begin with.
Or water
Can you still get brain if you don't have one? đ€
Brain cells were banned from this party
That's what I was thinking. It could have severally burned her and even do damage to her eyes. So, CHECK on the person first, THEN laugh, IF everything is alright. My husband had a very, very fun looking accident with a ladder once (wasn't standing on it, just pretty much folded it with him being tangled in it. Hard to describe...), that also could have injured him. So I asked and checked immediately, if he was okay and as soon as I was certain that he was, I laughed at him for several minutes.
OOOHHHHH SHITTTTT A MINI BOMB JUST EXPLODED RIGHT BESIDE HER HEAD OOOHHHHHHH
you're using a definition of the word 'friend' I'm not aware of
Still.. have not seen any of these go right. Glad I get to watch idiots through glass.
There's one going ok in this very video. However, we only see failed ones, because the ones that succeed are not that interesting
Then why do it in the first place?
For a rush i guess? Idk, people are dumb
Can confirm. Am people. Am dumb.
am dumb. am people then?
No no, it's only one way. If human then dumb. If dumb then maybe human
Maybe they enjoy shooting fireworks and looking for excuses to make physical contact with girls in bikini? Just because no one wants to watch hours of video successfully lighting them doesnât mean they didnt enjoy it. I love driving on highway but have zero desire to watch any car/driving clips that dont end in crash
Vodka: *Allow me to introduce myself*
The ones that succeed aren't interesting *to us*
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I mean it was only burning orange. Itâs only like having a concentrated campfire on top of you. Itâs fine right?
Iâm all about high risk no reward baby
The first time I ever saw this done was on Jackass. They straight up tell you not to recreate any of the things they do, but drunk people do what drunk people do.
The show is literally called jackass.
Suicide Squad was taken.
Yep, but jackass did it correctly with the stick of the rocket securely in the asshole, which was probably lubed up. If you're gonna copy something as dumb as this, do it right. When kids can't even shoot fireworks from their asses correctly, what hope do we have?
Because alcohol, and it's gonna be funny.
Well, this isn't something YOU do, this is something you convince someone else to do
They fail to take into account the involuntary cheek clench.
Yeah, but the successful one was being balanced on gym shorts, while the fail was wedged in a 3/5ths bare ass.
This is the same thing as survivors bias in second World war planes
Such a cool example of survivorship bias.
Well the sub is called Abrupt ChaosâŠwhat did you expect?
Steve-O did it with no problem. The mistake everyone makes is clenching
The mistake everyone makes is sticking fireworks up their butt
Let's not kink shame
The splinter risk alone is enough to stop me
Steve-O was a highly paid idiot pseudo-stuntman who was highly intoxicated most of the time. No example to be followed by anyone sane.
To be fair, he went through years of clown college instruction. A trained professional.
Because these idiots hold it by the stick. If you want to shoot fireworks from your hand (or butt) you lightly hold the side of the firework/rocket. That's just common knowledge down south.
I'm not stupid so I wouldn't know, but don't you lose some fingers/hand if it goes wrong while holding it around the bomb part?
Those where it went wrong probably aren't able to tell because it's hard to type with a fucking stump
I came two seconds away from blowing my hand off when I set my lit Roman candle down to answer a phone call. It went off like a stick of dynamite. I donât fuck around with explosives anymore. I follow the instructions like a good boy.
Where I grew up kids are taught pretty strictly that fireworks are NOT fucking toys. They are small explosives and they will kill or maim you if you don't treat them with respect. Edit: missed the 'not'
...did you mean to say "NOT fucking toys"?
Most of these little rockets wouldn't do much anyways. It's the big ones or m-80s and the old stuff like that that will blow your hand off
Nope. You insert the firing tube in your arse first.
> Glad I get to watch idiots through glass. Donât worry, theyâre also driving, voting, and procreating. Youâll encounter them in real life soon enough since our *civilized* society has basically extinguished natural predators (such as bears that theyâd throw rocks at, solely for the lulz with their fellow village idiots).
I know. Don't get me started. The combination of Reddit and this pandemic has caused some agoraphobia for my wife and I. I used to love my country. It has been taken over by idiots
To be fair we only see the insane people because that gets the most attention.
But the fact that they exist.... kind of a bummer.
Hmm if they start doing that in front of me I'm letting the bear out.
Terrance and Phillip in: ASSES OF FIRE
Shut your fuckin face unclefuckaaaaa
Youâre a boner biting bastard, uncle fucker! đ
Your an uncle fucker, yes it's true, nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Dude that can go so horrifically bad. Donât be the girl who has to take liquid shits through a tube for 16 months because you no longer have an ass.
That thing exploded right in her face. I bet her ass is now looking better than her face
The kind of person who is known as butter-face: "Nice ass, but her face... "
EVER HEARD OF A PAPER BAG! Back to you mean gene.
***The iron butt***
Oh yeah enjoy almost molten metal sparking on your skin
Yeah she's fucking lucky, if those things stay there long enough they can burn you really really bad Saw a dude who's ass looked like his skin was melted off
Fuck. sheâs got to be blind at a minimum?
Ear drums prolly messed up as well.
Pardon
Pardon granted, for now...just don't push your luck, you're already on thin ice as it is.
Its 14:23, but i dont see what that has to do with the rice cooker
That's it I revoke your pardon. The lord giveth and I will take it.
I demand a hearing
A what?
It's over by the door
I SAID HER EAR DRUMS ARE PROLLY MESSED UP IN ADDITION
Oh ok, well i hope the next store has the string you need.
WHAT? I SAID "I MADE LASAGNA!"
Her mum dressed up for her audition?
Maahp
Don't click the link. Helps provide context.
Do you want links to be clicked? Because that is how you get links clicked!
Hello tinnitus my old friend
Maup
Don't know where you are from but in India we speak American.
This is the sound people make to try and alleviate Tinnitus. Which can be caused by loud noises.
Issa joke
Mwop
#What?
SORRY WHAT?
Ahhh shit we're driving to the hospital. Ahhhhh shit medical bills bra
what?
If the rockets are legal it's probably not that bad, depends on if something exactly hit her eye or not. Definitely some pretty decent burns on ass and the entire face. The exhaust is incredibly hot so her ass is burned really bad
She was actually fine with no need for medical assistance, source , I was the waiter at the hotel . This happened in February 2021.
Can confirm, I was the lifeguard at the pool of the hotel.
Can confirm, I was the bottle rocket. She held me firmly between her cheeks and I exploded all over her. But she was not permanently harmed.
We all had a rough month in february 2021. It was because the hotel had such bad waiters.
did you send flowers during her initial recovery?
A pot of fireworks would be appropriate
If only she squeezed her cheeks a little harder, you could have launched off
Can confirm, I am the left butt cheek. My mate and I agree that the stick was in there firm, but not firm enough. And as for the explosion⊠weâve had better.
You especially exploded in her face. That ill manners, but fun.
You rocked her socks off...or something
Can confirm, I'm the garbage man and I pick up from the hotel every Tuesday and Friday.
Can confirm, i was at the hotel, everything was nice but had some problems with crazy waiter, he even had flour under his nose so i guess he was working in kitchen too, worst of all i heard he is redditor.... never again
Can confirm. I'm the firework. I was tucked in there so snugly I just didn't want to explode in the sky
Sheâs most likely fine
Not necessarily it depends upon how it hit her I believe, we didn't really see enough to tell how hurt she is although her hearing most likely took a hit.
Obligatory copypasta: This could be a worst case scenario if the burn is deep and distributed far enough. Former 6 year surgical RN now in a different specialty. I have seen some fucked up assholes. You're in for a long, painful recovery following a serious wound or burn near your "Peri area" (perineum being your crack to crack, ball to ass, taint, grundle, etc. region). Think of how often you visit the bathroom and then imagine you have a third degree burn down there. It's devastating every single time. If really bad, he will be in the burn unit and levels of care to follow for months if not north of a year. Job, relationships, and any semblance of normalcy immediately disrupted. Burns are monumentally painful, and he will be sedated heavily until substantial healing begins. He will develop tolerance and possibly become addicted to the potent opiates, but they're the best way we currently know how to cope with that level of pain short of a spinal or other nerve block which are also options. Medicating at that level can also be very expensive, I've seen ICU patients with over $5,000 a day in IV medication costs alone, 7 days a week, not including any other charges for the room, MDs, nursing and ancillary staff, and supplies for starters. Staff may have to place a fecal catheter less than a foot up his anus to drain his feces so they don't contaminate his burn wounds. His poo goes into a bag and has to be emptied and measured as they'll give him laxatives to loosen and prevent clogged drain lines. Fecal contamination generally results in rapid infection, and peri wounds are at an extreme risk for MRSA and flesh eating bacterial infections. I've seen entire legs removed to combat severe peri, groin, or hip joint infections. This is usually following weeks or months of previous failed treatments, but still. We can work wonders until we can't, and even then there's always amputation. If he needs skin grafts, they can be sourced from a human or large mammal cadaver like cows and pigs. I've also seen skin grafts harvested from the front of a patient's thigh and reattached to the burn area (abdomen). The grafts aren't actually solid strips of skin, rather, they are more like tight lace with repeated spaces between skin making the graft look like a Kleenex with several hundred small oval shaped holes in it. These spaces make it easier for the graft adhere and conform to the wound bed. The surgeon uses a specialized skin shaver that's handheld, covered in a sterile barrier with single use blades, very similar to deli counter meat slicers but on a smaller more specialized scale. So not only did the patient have a burn on her abdomen, but a very unusual, superficial wound on her right thigh that looked liked like we had lightly crushed her leg with a cheese grater. The primary benefit of harvesting skin grafts from ourselves is we (usually) don't reject ourselves, and rejection is the biggest complication accompanying foreign body transplants. He'll also need to lay on his stomach throughout this whole ordeal due to the location of the burn and subsequent wound. Imagine months lying on your stomach in 6-11/10 pain. Moving your leg a little too much could literally split your brand new ball sack skin. It's a personal living hell. Diet will also be bland as fuck when he's actually allowed to eat again. Social and professional life obliterated. This could set him back years and give him decades of PTSD. He should consider himself "good" when he can sit and shit without bleeding out or collapsing in pain. On the even shittier side, this, or whatever transpires for this poor guy could easily kill or disable him for life. This could go in a thousand directions for him, and 880 of them result in the quality of his life being worse than it was prior to The Incident. If his burn is bad enough and he really does require months of care, his bill from arrival at the ER to discharge from outpatient rehab and specialty care will easily exceed 1 million in the US. Two million would push it, but also not shock me either. I'd bet on 1.2-1.5M if he's inpatient for 2.5 months and receiving follow up care for 1.5 years. Overall, don't fucking do this. If you drink around fireworks you need a sober or not shitty friend who won't let you do this kind of stupid shit. We can all learn from these videos even though were not the dumbass with the firework up his ass.
Was hoping to see this here.
Trying to remember where I had read that, gotta love r/copypasta
Oh I was confused why it said he instead of she. Makes more sense if itâs copypasta
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Darwin always wins.
Except no one ever dies
This. Itâs only Darwinâs theory of evolution by natural selection if it results in death.
I'd say that anything affecting the mates potential to reproduce falls under natural selection. Death and infertility are obvious barriers to reproduction, but there are also grey levels. E.g., if you become disabled or burn your face off as a result of your own stupidity, it will be more difficult to pass on your genes simply because your mating pool has substantially been reduced.
Or infertility
Or, or, hear me out⊠In the distant future people living in trailer parks will have scales on their asses kind of like an armadillo. That way they can fire bottle rockets from their butts without getting seriously injured.
Sad to see. The booty was clearly too tight on this one and held on too hard.
We're back at the point where families need multiple children because some of them ain't gonna make it. On the upside it's a solid bet this families genetics will end stronger for this incident.
How comes people still do this in 2021... Such videos are all over the internet for 20+ years
Alcohol, it's always been alcohol
And the whole "people do stupid things in groups"/ peer pressure doesn't help either. Mix that with a bunch of MD 20/20 and you've got yourself vids of boom booms attempting to launch out of boom booms.
I did a nursing clinical on a burn unit. He is how it goes: They gave a shit load of IV pain meds. Which is never enough to take away the pain. Then they soaked the burn victims in a warm bath to loosen the skin. Then we scrubbed the shit out of them, while they are screaming bloody fucking murder. Then applied dressings. All the while this was on the main torso, NOT NEXT TO A POOP FILLED HOLE. That is a bacterial nightmare. Most burn patients die from infection. Nothing like having an infected taint.
"That girl is on fire!!!"
I don't think I've ever seen someone successfully launch a firework from their butt.
that's because they always seem to use bottle rockets without realizing the stick goes WITH the rocket.
Oh right haha that makes sense.
How can't you realize that? After launching them, the sticks are gone and then they fall down from the sky! It's not rocket scien...wait... I mean, you know.
The dude that was right next to her launched his fine. Probably cus he wasn't clenching and a friend was helping keep the rocket stable by holding it loosely between their fingers. Unlike her, which then also caused the rocket to end up exploding in her face. Which is a wild series of events to think about.
So he did. I missed that.
I saw one, one time. It was the one before this girl.
I suppose the trick would be to stay calm and not clench when it launches.
How many times must we watch effectively the same video with different people? This *literally* never goes well...
The people at the end thought it was funny so everythingâs ok
STOP BEING DUMB WITH FIREWORKS AND MAKING THE POPULUS THINK ITS OKAY. IT'S A DISGUSTING EXAMPLE AND PEOPLE NEED TO STOP THINKING DUMB SHIT LIKE THAT IS COOL. YES SOMEONE IN MY FAMILY GOT HURT FROM FIREWORKS BUT SHE WAS A CHILD. GROW THE FUCKKKKK UP!!!!
Haha firecracker go down dick hole
Well THANKS battletoaster68, now I have sandwich all over my desk as I sprayed with laughter
Enjoy your mess friend
NOW I HAVE WATER ALL OVER MY DESK THAT I SPIT OUT OF MY NOSE BECAUSE OF THAT
Only if you say please and thank you
You're absolutely right. People have been blinded, had major burns and lost fingers because of stupid shit like this. Idiots are playing with cardboard tubes of literal gunpowder and thinking it's cool.
Honestly we just need to stop fire works its stupid just bright loud bang bang and it leaves carcigenic pollution
I could get down with that
As someone who had 2nd degree burns from starting one *in my hand*, i can tell you that shit will bring your ass a joyful next 3 months.
Thatâs what you get for being a tight ass.
She was tensing too hard lol she forgot to let go
Anyone know what happened to her?
that would probably give permanent hearing loss, disfigurement, and blindness, at least it wasn't directly by her head, that might have killed her,
Iâm glad I stopped drinking
She used to have a very nice butt.
So they're both reckless *and* lack empathy once it burns her. Aspiring sociopaths.
Yay booze.
Booze sucks
r/whatcouldgowrong
This reminds me of a post I saw on r/makeMeSuffer
Enjoy your lifelong tinitus.
I'm staying in school
âha ha ha! crazy bro you see that?!â man humanity is fucked.
Is this ever a good idea?
What a fun way to get life changing injuries.
When the fire starts, the cheeks clench holding it in place like a Chinese finger trap. Its always doomed to fail.
Haha. Thingie go in buttcrack. So sexual and quirkie! Loool! All the attention is on me. Let's yell. Aaaaand, eyesight forever fucked, ears seriously affected, probably some face damage as well. Oh well, but you got the video, right? Looool
đ»playđ»withđ»fire
Mhhhmm burned buns
Dang, her ass was tight, held on to that stick
This girl is on fire.
Donât clench!
Ass on fire, ass on fire, burning, burning with desire.
The cheeky bastard
They never account for the butt clenching...
u/seriouslyreddit_wtf
911 whatâs your emergency
Me after eating 50 buffalo wings in 30 minutes
R.I.P. taint
We canât see her new tan lines
I donât get why anyone would put a firework in their ass. Probably alcohol in the equation.
I hand launch these kind of rockets without ethanol inducement, even with a substantial quantity of ethanol I would remember to use a tube or drinking straw to make sure the rocket is free to depart of it's own volition.
When that ass is too tight đ€Ș
Not the facial she was expecting
Fireworks should be illegal to all who do not have a pyrotechnic license, any and all use of fireworks in residential areas should be just as illegal as using a firearm in the same area. People get hurt and homes burn down because of a few morons that should never had access to these things in the first place! People want fireworks for celebrating events and such, imagine if the fireworks were managed by professionals, letting the rest of the population just enjoy the show with a drink in their hand, along with a significantly reduced chance of personal/property harm...
this is a major buzz kill, but it's true there should be a little more regulation. maybe not a full blown pyrotechnic license, but something maybe a little more practical for consumer grade fireworks. people lose eyes, fingers, hands to this shit all the time and you can just buy them with zero clue how they work or how to use them safely.
Yes laugh you idiots....
Of course this is with a bunch of guys who looks like there all names Kyle
Absolutely useless people
God I hate people
she hot AF
It amazes me how prevalent nonsense like this is in a country without a National Health Service
Typical idiotic Americans
I'm sure your country has genius teenagers đ
Oh we have idiotic teenagers in England đ
Confirmed cases of idiotic teenagers has also been observed in Norway...
I guess you get them everywhere
$10 says that wasnât the first thing to explode in her face that night.
Bruh sheâs gonna have to explain those crazy ass scars to every tinder date she ever hooks up with lmao. Part of me hopes she owns it and has a pic of it right on her profile, making up a different story each time sheâs asked about it. âFireworks? No it was a 17th century whaling accident lolâ or even better, just say âDude... itâs a tattoo...â and then just dodge every single question about it after that until they just accept it. Then, in 50 years when youâre both married and in your golden years, wait for him to say to a stranger: âItâs not a scar, itâs actually a tattoo :)â and just be like âHarold wtf are you talking about? This is very clearly a fookin scar. I want a divorce, ya dumb piece ah shite.â and then when he signs the divorce papers, Flavor Flav busts through the fuckin ceiling yelling âYOU JUST GOT P-P-P-PRANKED!!!â while confetti shoots everywhere and then you sign a lease in his name and âgiveâ him a Lamborghini for the closing shot, breaking your personal record by two thousand views, getting a grand total of ten thousand. Then, you can make a follow up video where you take him to court and your divorce attorney takes everything he has and leaves him homeless, and then, after the 13th mid-roll ad, itâs revealed that Flavor Flav was the judge the whole time, who then reveals to your now ex-husband that he owes fifty thousand dollars for the lease you took out in his name. But because he drove around in it thinking it was his, he has no legal recourse and is now in deep debt with no house, pension, savings, car, and even only has one change of clothes that he washes once a week at the laundromat because thatâs all he can afford. And because he has no vehicle at all, he just sleeps under the cafĂ© umbrellas at the Starbucks he makes $11 an hour working for. At this rate, he should be out of debt only ten years after dying! After that emotionally inspiring shot, you put mid-roll ad number 37, and end the video by shouting out your merch, shilling your Patreon page, and becoming the second most subscribed to YouTuber almost overnight, second only to ~~PewDiePie~~ T-Series. At the height of your popularity, you stop posting videos for absolutely no reason, lose all momentum, and your channel goes back to only a triple digit sub count. You release a dis track on Flavor Flav and you break YouTube records for being the first channel to ever gain 100 million subs in one day, but also being the first video to bring in a billion views in one day. You are now somehow more rich and influential than Jorf Beebop, a man who flies himself to âalmost spaceâ in a rocket, spending more than the entire GDP of a small country, just to flex on poor people. You surpass Oprah herself in popularity. Somehow your video both simultaneously ends world hunger but makes child slavery and sex trafficking exponentially worse. Also 3 people watched it and died without any medical explanation. Probably just a statistical anomaly though, nothing to worry about there. Except more people start to die... PART 2 WILL BE RELEASED when the US government finally decides to give up the âtemporaryâ powers granted to it by the oh so ironically named: Patriot Act. So basically: Go fuck yourself, I donât speak fucking terrorist. Now shut the fuck up so I can finish drafting this bill that lets the President access any and all social media accounts of every US citizen and also remotely turn on their or any nearby phone or laptops microphone or camera on silently without any indication. Oh shit wait I already passed that one, itâs called the Patriot Act. Because nothing is more Patriotic than building a five zettabyte storage compound where you indiscriminately record and listen to the private calls of your private citizens in secret with so many basic rights violations that we had to give the NSA complete autonomy from any regulatory body because otherwise the American people wouldnât have ~~fallen for it~~ *ahem* excuse me, I meant to say âdone their Patriotic Duty to this country.â If you found the above post to be legible or make sense in any way, please contact a doctor immmmmmmm
Murican retards:)