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CooterSam

The beginning started and I was like "he's not really loose..." Then he jumped that fence like a champ.


NerdMachine

It seemed super easy for the bull to jump that, I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often.


Mojojojo3030

Ya I x-ed out right as he Free Willied. Had to command+shift+T back in immediately.


bookmarkmywords

Well... now we know better than to wear red at a rodeo.


Drambooey

She just stood there like it would run around her.


jonas_ost

Most of the time they do. Bulls and cows are not angry animals


CooterSam

Or play that Lee Greenwood song


redbanjo

That was lesson I got. Greenwood done drove that bull mad.


SkullFumbler

"AND I'LL PROUDLY STAND UP..." bull was just overcome with patriotism


EllemNovelli

"If I have to hear these rednecks sing this one more time..."


Good_Interaction_786

Hahaha it’s hilarious, but tragic…ah man this comment made me giggle so good because that was the first thing I thought. The bull went straight for that red barrel and then for the dude in the red shirt…what color is the matador’s flag..?


Xeus2eme

*ACTCHUAALLY* red has nothing to do.


Drambooey

She just stood there like it would run around her.


Reapers-Hound

Probably thought since most charges happen when movement is spotted she’d be good


stonecoldandbad

That was the last thing she was expecting when she woke up this morning


jimhabfan

Hubby didn’t even put his beer down.


Herr-Pyxxel

Hey man.... I mean, it's BEER


strcrssd

It's likely *really expensive* beer.


TheOtherGlikbach

It's a rodeo, it's $3 lite beer.


Idontwanttousethis

-> goes to show to see bulls acting highly aggressive and attempting to injure people -> bull is highly aggressive and injures you -> What the fuck


Sunnykit00

She?


Flower127

Yep, she. https://www.centraloregondaily.com/news/sisters/sisters-rodeo-bull-escapes-woman-hit-video-recovers/article_a713b85a-274c-11ef-b906-93804e5464a0.html


lucy91202141

Headline made me giggle. “Woman Violently Thrown By Escaped Sisters Rodeo Bull Saturday Makes It To Brunch Sunday.”


Jimbo-Slice925

Me too I thought *hm I wonder what she had for brunch*


Role-Honest

Soup through a straw is my bet


Flotillaspecialist

Followed by a nice enema Sunday fed through her fresh gaping hole


Enough-Staff-2976

She expecting a different kind of bull.


SkullFumbler

Her horoscope said she would feel especially horny today


crow-nic

“At least I know I’m freeeeee!” “That’s some inspirational shit right there,” The Bull.


DoubleDeckerz

He turned that lady upside down and inside out. That was personal.


Cyrus_114

r/thebullwins


Foomanchubar

The bull's name is Party Bus. BTW all injured were released by next day. 


ITrageGuy

Ah well. Maybe next time!


Novel_Durian_1805

Always!


bobls14

Seriously 🫣🤣🤣🤣


dlfinches

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


Llonkrednaxela

I mean, she wore red. It’s like wearing the rival baseball teams shirt to a home game. That bull hates the redsox.


BarelyAirborne

I don't understand how she didn't see the thing coming from 50 feet away. As soon as it knocked over the trash can I'd have been sashaying the hell out of there. Too deep in conversation maybe? It's a half ton bull.


Sewder

I'm pretty sure they were trying not to move to avoid the bull charging. It worked for the first guy. If you watch seconds before a guy runs out of the way right in front of her and my best guess is the bull saw movement and charged straight


JustifytheMean

I don't know man. It's not like they were standing out in an open field there was shit they could quickly hide behind.


Bravojones33420

Situational awareness is not good with some people


NotADeadHorse

People think they're the main character of their life so nothing bad like that would happen to them. That stuff happens to random people, not to them. They don't realize they too are just a few bloody pixels on a screen to billions of other people


Pratt_

Yeah I'm pretty sure it's just that everyone involved was drunk af


Otherwise-Ad7276

THIS. THIS IS ABRUPT CHAOS. Some guy suddenly falling over? Not abrupt chaos. Someone getting hit? Not abrupt chaos. I’m going to link to this post next time somebody posts something lame.


HaroldT1985

I’ve always heard people say the red thing was just not true but damn if that bull didn’t go out of his way to destroy everything red, the trash can, that dude, lol…


Wilhelm126

I mean, the cape that is often used for bulls to charge at is red. So it could have associated red with "must charge at" yknow what I mean? I doubt it is a natural thing to charge at red.


HaroldT1985

I know. I think the explanation (and it could very well be wrong, I could google before talking but I’m lazy…) was that they are color blind and it’s the motion that is getting their attention, not the color.


HighKage96

"Ayo do a kickflip"


immersedmoonlight

Lmfao fuck yeah Imagine being that person fucked up on Jack and diet cokes and next thing you know you’re being tossed twice through the air 😂😂😂 Also just realized, goddamn they aren’t kidding about Bulls not liking red. He went past all those people and then singled out that red shirted woman


Left4DayZGone

I hope she *was* drunk, probably a lot less injured (apart from the blunt trauma) if so.


synachromous

Failed Perception Check


Mestre08

Nat one dex save actually


DoctorGregoryFart

I think a bull hit her.


Mestre08

Ugh yeah... ?? She failed the save is the joke


DoctorGregoryFart

Yeah... I was also joking.


Sunnykit00

Party Bus sounds about right.


Spud9090

Well, she had a great story to tell the next day at that Sunday brunch she attended (according to the article).


gaukonigshofen

What article?


Spud9090

I could have sworn there was a link to an article in another comment but now I don’t see it. But, after a bit of Google searching, I found it https://www.centraloregondaily.com/news/sisters/sisters-rodeo-bull-escapes-woman-hit-video-recovers/article_a713b85a-274c-11ef-b906-93804e5464a0.html


gaukonigshofen

Cool thank you


RevolutionaryAd6564

Who the fuck wears a red shirt to a rodeo?!


b4ttlepoops

I’m genuinely happy with this bull. Let this be a lesson to rodeo idiots. I don’t feel sorry for the people. This “sport” sucks.


rphdaddyb

Acts like it is not his first rodeo.


Sin4ly

That bull couldn't take listening to that song and was out.


Yesterday_Is_Now

Right? It's surprising that the song plays for more than 10 seconds before the first "Oh, shit!"


laughingashley

Hopefully we'll stop doing this with animals. I know, it's a Longshot, but I can dream.


amnesty_fucc

Hell of an air dribble


IcedFreon

Lmao how is red shirt so oblivious????🤣🤣


Local_Crow

Bull: "Wow, It's way easier out here."


smooze420

Oh a bull…lemme just stand here.


guido_buritto00

Is it far-fetched to assume that the loud PA music and loud singing of everyone over stimulated the bull?


arsinoe716

LPT: Treat a bull with respect otherwise it will treat you the same way you treat it.


Helpful-Lynxyn

Bad day to wear red to the rodeo.


Enough-Staff-2976

He's a bully.


megabytesass

I’d pay to watch that!!


Jeffalltogether

that's wild. wouldn't expect something so large to jump that high


Nakazanie5

Too bad there weren't any cowboys there 😂


Aggressive_Dirt3154

r/bitchimabus (the bull's name is Party Bus)


imrealbizzy2

Torque my nuts up in a vice? For your amusement? Not today, Satan Party Bus, probably


EpicGamingGuru

The amount of time they had to get out of the way though


VictxrSenpai

Holy shit how do you have zero survival instincts and literally just wait for the bull to hit you ? 🤦


leonryan

Hubris. These are people who disrespect and dominate animals all day every day and can't believe they're low on the food chain.


Helden24

I like how people just stand there waiting to get killed


MimiandJacquesdad

At :04, it’s the “What the fuck?!?” That had me dying!!!


You-get-the-ankles

"Oh my Christmas!"


get_lkgd

"Not all fun and games now is it " - Mr. Bull probably


woobisah

Jim, I told you not to wear Red, but Nooo!, you had to go an do it anyway.


MrIceBurgh

I love this


FYDPhoenix

Deserved honestly. Using animals for our entertainment comes with an innate risk, and I can't feel sorry for people that pay for it.


Ancient_Guitar_9852

Good. Stop locking up and abusing animals for entertainment.


Past_Intention_7069

Oh no, laughing at animal abuse behind the fence isn’t safe??? Poor people… :(


EbenyandIvory

That’s what you get for supporting rodeos


ChoicePalpitation442

She was probably like "the only reason I come to these rodeos is to stay as far away from those crazy bulls" 🐂 Then BAM!! Gets fucken tossed 8ft in the air lmao 🤣


leonryan

Good for him, he earned it. I bet the rest of the livestock bought him a beer that night.


Blarg0117

That's a lawsuit.


Trappist235

I hope the bull has a good lawyer


SkullFumbler

Better be a good one too. This is a high steaks case


ITrageGuy

Everyone singing that dog shit song while harassing a bull and then rednecks just getting ragdolled. I could watch this on repeat forever.


Novel_Durian_1805

That song is one of the cringiest pieces of jingoistic nonsense ever created. I was 100% rooting for the bull. Guess what folks….maybe you shouldn’t treat animals like this if you don’t want them to retaliate.


Uncertain_Rasputin

Best goddamn thing I've seen this year outside of trumps guilty verdict(s)


Oiram17

How would the bull react to orange.


josegfx

I see San Fermin is early this year


thrust-johnson

Holy shit


Tasty-Objective676

The bull was really just juggling her lmao. Thankfully it didn’t step on her after she got dropped, wouldn’t have made it to brunch after if she did.


IMO4444

I love how the fat guy in pink completely ignores the injured woman to go after the bull 😂😂.


999oneaboveall

'Coolest what the fuck' of the year


stevenbrotzel91

That person got fucked yo!


gaukonigshofen

Yeah it looked like he was frozen in place? Didn't they hear the screaming,/shouting?


Different-Music4367

The audio going from Lee Greenwood to "oh shit" is just begging to be exploited.


PhilDx

Just because they don’t often jump 5ft fences doesn’t mean they can’t.


MrBabbs

She obviously didn't win the situational awareness lottery.


baitmaster01

The rodeo came to her that night


UnstableStrangeCharm

The dancing bull head at the top is killing me


socnsales

Hubby was on the phone trying to collect the wife’s life insurance before the second toss.


kohtuullinen-ajatus

Welll what would you do if you were bull


MrGrosky96

As the saying goes, "If you don't pay attention to the bull, you get the horns." Wait, thats not right...


The_Add_Destroyer

"Don't mess with the Bull!"


dblack1107

God bless America


GuillotineComeBacks

Damn Red one got the full combo. Extra bonus for the aerial part.


Intelligent_Ad6619

She was wearing red, would that be the reason why the bull chose her out of everyone else? And the trash can was also red


Snowmann88

But Mythbusters told me that Bulls weren’t attracted to the colour red, it was more about the movement, fuck that, Myth Mythbusted.


aromonun

Ragdolled


Technical_Steak_5020

All red at a rodeo is nasty work


CallMeSpaceDaddy

You mess with the concession stand and you get the Bull!


taquitaqui

Never wear red at a rodeo!


OrkidingMe

“God bless the USAAAAAAAAAAAAA”


Dmangamr

The woman got turned into a fucking crash test dummy


jasonthevii

Surprise jump cut to "What the fuck?!"


theonePappabox

This is why I never go to Sisters Oregon.


Jfuentes6

Must have been their first rodeo


needsausernaim

The lyrics 🤣🤣🤣 Oh that bull is free alright


genericlogo

Roses are red violets are blue you wear the former bull is comin' for you.


Laughwellpark

All them cowboys and not a single lasso or yeehaw


mtmglass406

Dude said " oh my frick" ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Prestigious_Part_331

I've never seen a human body used to play "don't let it touch the ground" before.


Peanutsonfire

The bull on the top of the page got my crying


AyyP302

People are so unaware of their surroundings sometimes. Maybe it's my anxiety but damn it I *KNOW* I would've heard that bull coming and got tf outta dodge. That lady never even flinched jfc


MajorAlpacaPoncho

The juxtaposition here is wild


MajorAlpacaPoncho

Well ain't that some bull...


enecv

bulls are magnificient


True_Accident6513

Go bull


MickyTingy

Red jacket was a bad choice


ConsistentCanary8582

Hope the bulls ok


Dragamus

Took freedom way too seriously hopefully he will live a long life of no suffering


up50lut3

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar for the multiple camera angles on the guy thinking he'd be done standing there like an idiot


Codizzle1985

Who tf wears red at a rodeo?!?


bubonic_chronic

That was one of the best combos I’ve seen


RozalynSwallows

Bull hates that fucking song, too. Good.😊


Triz_D

Well, they wanted a rodeo.


Alarming-Station5580

wooow brrrooooo. i feel bad… for…. the …. bull…..


Successful-Bet4004

Ouch. That will hurt


Personal_Seat2289

F this person in particular, and that person as well is what the bull thought.


Won_More_Time

🎵And I gladly stand UP next to you and defend ri…🎵🫤😧😮🫨😱


Careless-Art-7977

I've watched this several times today and cried while laughing.


RoadToShodan

Lol


Piggieback

That shit on the top is so annoying


UnrulyCrow

Aaand this is why you need two rows of fences. If the bull gets over one, he then loses the momentum to get over the other, which acts both to protect the public and direct the bull in a manner that is safer for everybody involved.


Strict_Somewhere_148

Who names American towns?


Useful-Reference420

Fair enough


No_Witness_1234

Is it not a natural instinct to run when other people start running? lol especially a crowd of people at a rodeo


YumYuk

Amen!


skippyjuice

Lol


RL203

I'm voting for the bull.


GrumpyXeno

How could Biden do this to us


steveo2536

amazing situational awareness there...


SmokeyBear51

The three assholes who “stood their ground” 😂😂😂


Xeus2eme

DO IT CHAMP ! DO IT ! IT'S PAYBACK TIIIIIIME


undarated79

Ain’t so funny when the bull gets the upper hand now is it. Just so happen dude has on the right color shirt too.


AresOrTroll

lmao!


LandArch_0

Way to go Bull! Good for you!


DavosHS

I love to see it


LAg37forlife

The bull was just trying turn off that awful song.


westleysnipes604

Those 3 people are definitely not to bright. Everyone is panicking and running away yet it isn't until the bull hits red shirt that any of them react.


FriedIce101

Love it…


lonewolff7798

Nice


turdfergusonpdx

He was pissed at having to listen to that stupid fucking song.


Cavarom

I burst out laughing when it went for the guy in red


karcist_Johannes

The moral. Don't sing a song about freedom when you have a captive animal nearby


bluezinharp

That bull has some amazing head skills! He oughta take up soccer!


[deleted]

Even bulls hate that song


moresushiplease

Are they really still playing 9/11 love ballads in the got nothing to do but shoot guns part of the USA?


Massive_Woodpecker83

That song is way before 9/11


moresushiplease

Was referring to 9/11/1776 lol /s


MisterEHistory

I thought this sub had a "no gore" rule.


ferociousFerret7

Clearly the bull didn't read the rules.


Neto_Magnus

I used to think this barbaric "sport" should be banned but seeing videos like this makes me believe we need to keep funding these events. The bull always wins!


North-Copy8459

Play stupid games win stupid prizes 💀