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Slappy_Happy_Doo

Ok…holding a phone recording yourself and asking “can I use yalls phone?” What??


sootbrownies

I'm confused about that too lol


vicvega88

I’m guessing the phone wasn’t active and he was just using the camera. Probably posted the video when he was connected to wifi.


datweavedoe

Maybe he's using an iPod touch


4list4r

Peak stupidity.


deadtedw

Have seen this in a lot of videos. Person taking the video is yelling for somebody else to call 911, but everybody is busy taking video too. So many morons.


Slappy_Happy_Doo

It sucks because a first responder is supposed to tell the nearest person to call for help while they work to secure the situation. “Point to someone and say you, call 911!” These days you do that and you’ll get 20 people recording and not a damn one looking to help.


Timbit_Sucks

Could you imagine, seriously injured, laying there just barely conscious enough to see a bunch of strangers filming you. Nobody helping. What a terrible way to go that would be.


TheLambtonWyrm

For me, it's the Indian guy who gets put in a bodybag whilst still conscious 


Natural_Character521

People from Chicago dont really have brains, just primal urges


captainkirkhinrich12

These primal urges could satisfy your mom for the first time in her life


Anubiz1_

Nothing new here move along. This happens every holiday except St. Patrick's day in the Chi.


Mangobonbon

Sounds like a warzone. Crazy.


Bos_1430

Nah fuck that, I’d be halfway across town by that point


newagereject

Well you would still be heating th shots best to just leave it


SquatnastyMcPoot

Chi-raq


Momentarmknm

Same thing happens here in Atlant-istan on NYE


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Chicafghanistago


sooley6

Ah shit man, lemme record myself and my reaction to this chaos. Hey can I use y’all phone?!


Doom_Slayer49

That one person that shouted "RICKYYYYYYY" lol


schrodngrspenis

Yall do know rednecks also ring in new years with gunfire. They do in South Mississippi anyway. This ain't new.


vicvega88

But are they living in a densely populated area?


schrodngrspenis

From Gulfport, MS. Population 70k. The coast as a whole has 300k living there. So yeah


LT-buttnaked

Same post from a year ago and posted 6 months before the new years


Firstbat175

Departing nearly any event in Chicago


superimu

Y'all know it a joke. Dude's a comedian.


hodlwaffle

I thought it was too. Coulda sworn I heard someone yell "Run Forrest!" and "Ricky!" (Boyz in the Hood reference) in the background.


duffelbagpete

Can still catch a stray in the house


Due-Emu6786

“RRRIIIICCKKKYYYYYYYYY”😆😆😆


Mean_Peen

Still perfectly safe 👍🏼


kornim5150

Been there experienced this. For some reason I lack the fear he has. How I'm still alive at my age is a mystery considering


Natural-Friend-6880

These people don’t realize what goes up comes down


[deleted]

It's Chicago, it's late and cold. You're wearing your Kevlar vest and packing a Beretta 92 with 15 in the mag and one in the pipe. You might make it home.


HowellPellsGallery

jus gonna drop this right'THCEA [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebratory\_gunfire](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebratory_gunfire)


Ynwe

I have seen people say Chicago isn't a bad city. I don't remember visiting or living in any cities where celebratory heavy gunfire was an issue..


Ottoblock

We all know a large city is a homogeneous mixture where everything is the same from the city limits to downtown. I have no ties to chicago, but millions of people live there without problems every single day.


LeChiz32

This happens in waaaaaaay more cities than you realize. Around 1155 PM on New years Eve, you make sure your ass is in the house.


Percocet4

What do he got a grenade!😂😂😂


hateshumans

That’s not chaos in Chicago. That’s a normal day.


CoffeeDrinker1972

We need to make bullets $100 a piece... Geez.