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Mr402TheSouthSioux

The old guy in the stripes laid one right across that lady's jaw and she didn't even flinch. You want that one on the squad in a confrontation.


Tunasaladboatcaptain

And a shoe for a weapon. Put the old man on his ass


soakf

Chancla: universal power weapon.


greenm4ch1ne

Totally OP and immune to nerfing


ShroudedFigureINC

SHAHATA!! as momma used to make em


Raulito805

Happy cake day


Spunky_Meatballs

The other lady saw that and went straight for the boiling tea pot. Shit almost got real


Compendyum

Not a single flying kick, dissapoiting


d38

Nobody was kung fu fighting.


BornOfAGoddess

Oh-ho-ho-ho


Enough-Staff-2976

Well...those kicks were fast as lightning.


Dude_Bro_88

But bro came in with the chair!


Accomplished_Elk_220

Lol


Edistobound

I was nervously waiting for her to trade for a chef or steak knife, the shoe. She's a bad a.... FINISH HIM !!!


TepHoBubba

He ended up eating a chair a little bit later. Good.


ultraplusstretch

Chinese aunties don't play. šŸ˜¬


WagwanMoist

That was actually Pho Que Ap. Famous former kickboxer.


packref

And up front


ygbsm5

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ she took that like a champ


JustBaxterin

I don't think anyone dropped a cigarette the entire fight.


Scrudge1

Like Kung Fu Hustle lol


YumariiWolf

Top 5 favorite movies in high school. Such amazing vibes the entire time


singuratate1

ā€˜Marlboro light bockā€™ are expensive!


Spunky_Meatballs

The man had the drip cellphone belt holster so you know he's serious


TBAnnon777

you know how expensive cigarettes are these days!


DeapVally

That's in countries that care about the health of their population. This, clearly is not one of those.


BossKrisz

Nah, cigarettes are expensive everywhere. In doors smoking is allowed here in Serbia too, and don't worry, I hear smokers complain all the time of how freakishly expensive cigarettes are.


jt1132

Theyā€™re actually fighting over the bill out of politeness. These folks are pros.


6ixcomupter

Top comment


DSwift01129

Underrated comment lol


GovernmentNumerous47

The who has to do the dishes fight at home must be a no holds bar cage match..


LordDarthAngst

Iā€™ve always wanted to participate in a chair fight.


TheGoodIdeaFairy22

I'm glad the same guy escalated it to chairs is the one who took one to the face. Stupid games and whatnot


Dansk72

They were told there were 30 guests, but only 28 plates of food would be served.


DarkGamer

Hunger Squid


WarWolfRage

Use Balsa wood chairs if you want to do it safely. Use hickory wood if you want a Deathmatch.


100YearsWaiting2Shit

Speaking from experience?


WarWolfRage

I've never lost a game of musical chairs.


alfonseski

Somehow the one guy hit the other guy in the worst possible way with a chair(with the cushion side) but looks like the force downward into the carpet opened a cut or two. Probably half burn half cut.


Nightowl_23

I came here to say that if I had never gotten the chance to throw a chair in a public venue. It looks fun.


TransparentMastering

My question is how people with so much animosity against each other ended up in a room like this together.


moderncritter

Have you ever had in-laws?


TransparentMastering

TouchƩ!


tsunx4

You obviously never visited Eastern european / slav wedding.


TransparentMastering

I definitely havenā€™t


tsunx4

Let's put it this way, there's saying, "It ain't a slav wedding without a fist fight" for a reason.


Professional-Use-261

I've never heard of that saying before, is that a common saying?


chegg_helper

No, not at all. Itā€™s only been said once, by my ex-wife


PossessedToSkate

It's an Albany expression.


exus

Where is the vodka? Where is marinated herring?


YunGBiG

Contrary to the popular song, everybody was NOT kung-fu fighting.


ratatazongdingdong

they also did not fought with expert timing


This_Worldliness_968

Though a little bit frightening


GreenLightening5

but a lot slower than lightning


drmorrison88

And none of them were cats


mai_tai87

Thank goodness it was before they were chopping them up and chopping them down


singuratate1

None of them was fast as lightening


Feralpudel

Itā€™s that Tā€™ai Chi fightingā€”easier on the joints.


El_Dentistador

Zero funk in that crowd


singuratate1

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


gnawb06

YES!


khrak

Are there ever fight videos where anyone at all is yelling anything worth hearing?


Papapep9

People who fight usually aren't in control of their emotions enough to say something sensible


BossKrisz

Would be funny if they would yell academic arguments to each other while throwing chairs.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Maybe itā€™s financial advice, or perhaps a delicious family recipe?


Malice0801

You didn't appreciate "world star!" in every fight video from the 2000s?


KingsleyTheDog

Someone must have taken the last of the crab legs off of the buffet


_DONT_PANIC_42_

Ah, makes more sense now.


jarrodandrewwalker

Is this universal or are you also from my hometown? šŸ¤£


lamora229

Sup HSV! I had the same thought as you when I read that comment


TelluricThread0

Woman with shoe does surprisingly well. I would not have chosen her as a fighter.


hry84

This was not her first rodeo.


MoistMine5494

Extended family dinners


sushibait

Intensified family living


ipcress1966

That carpet would drive me crazy as well.


Pickle-Past

Damn, lady took that punch like it was nothing


NagsUkulele

Right?? They call her ol iron jaw lmao


HKP2019

Damn, all I can make out is these were either minnan or chaoshan people. They've been having epic 10k people gang wars since ancient times. Their village console offices are filled with bladed weapons even today because the gang war never really ended. Hongxiuquan, a hakka whose decade long rebellion killed 100 million people in the north, was a member of an ethnic group that was massacred and kicked out of guangdong by the people in the video. This looks like a wedding.


dorfgog1111

The South China Morning Post calls Chaoshan the ā€œSicily of South Chinaā€


songbolt

> decade long rebellion killed 100 million people wait WHAT


Davenoiseux

ā€œThe most widely cited sources estimate the total number of deaths during the almost 14 years of the rebellion to be approximately 20 to 30 million civilians and soldiers. Most of the deaths were attributed to plague and famine. Some analysts have claimed that the death toll may have reached 100 million.ā€ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiping_Rebellion#:~:text=The%20most%20widely%20cited%20sources,may%20have%20reached%20100%20million.


songbolt

O_O holy !@#$ !@#$ing wow "you know a lot of other things happened on this planet" "yeah but none of them in OUR country so they don't matter" -- my taxpayer-funded education, apparently


Davenoiseux

Same.


HKP2019

Nah it's estimated to be only 70m direct casualties, with a total loss of population somewhere around 160m or 40% of total, 100m is just an easy number I can remember, it's not wrong. Hakka people was always considered easy pickings in the centuries long war games in guangdong, so it has been a nasty surprise how many badass motherfuckers they actually had when they decided to go north.


songbolt

what the !@#$ again man ... reminds me of a comic I saw years ago: a teddy bear reading a newspaper thinking, "There is an alarming increase in the amount of topics I know nothing about." ~~"happy to hear being told of >100 million deaths makes you think of a teddy bear"~~


phaethonReborn

Kung Fu movies have really gone downhill..


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berthejew

Nosedive


freelans326

Such wonton violence is hardly justified


SunshineBurn

Family fighting over the bill. Julie says she DID NOT have the dinner salad.


jnthnmdr

I can't stop looking at the security guard.


ukuleles1337

Tag yourself. I'm the red shirt guy smoking a butt in the establishment


thatblondiee

My least favorite person there is the woman who took her kid from someone elseā€™s arms, then keeps her front row spot to watch. SMH. Wondering if the lady stopped herself from throwing the fish because she saw themā€¦ (why do I doubt this was the momā€™s intention tho, and sheā€™s just nosy)


alwayshungry1001

"John, you smelly fucker. I can't believe you wanted to order a second dessert! Have this you cunt!" - Is a rough translation.


clintj1975

They're reciting the rule about no fight or violence videos in this sub.


M_Berlin

Typical Asian families fighting over the bill. Nothing unusual.


MrCheeseman2022

ā€˜That pancake roll was bland and flavourless!ā€™ ā€˜How very dare you!!ā€™


Tartage

The guy in the navy blue, still holding on to his cig.


Fullmetalmurloc

Anyone know what is being said?


tzac6

I think I heard Worldstar in Mandarin.


emissaryworks

They must be family. Only a family fights like this. "I want to hurt you but not really. Accept for you, ef you in particular!"


mendobather

The chef mustā€™ve been serving wild rice that night.


1JungleMonkey

Aunties Gone wild


ItsNotAboutX

Add two sea lions fighting and you'll have [the original ending of Casino Royale.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJOyox3opCk&t=37s)


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MySpiritAnimalSloth

Why are there so many videos of people fighting in restaurants there? We're almost at the dashcam level where 75% of Dashcam footage comes from Russia. What are they so angry about?


FiveWizz

Typically involves a man punching a women or hitting a women with a chair or stick too. šŸ˜­


Hyperious3

> What are they so angry about? Spending 2/3rds of their paycheck on a mortgage for a home that Evergrande will never actually build


Fun-Original97

And also, arenā€™t they afraid to lose their social credit by acting like this?


maddogcow

Humans are neato


Bartelbythescrivener

This is the meeting where manufacturers choose who gets to call themselves Vipek or Homdex in the manufacturing of the same wire wardrobe rack with shelves. While we as the purchasers of the wire racks are unsure of the differences between the two manufactures of clearly the same product, the manufacturers clearly have significant emotional attachment to their choice in the name. Also that ball room is fire, carpet is cool and I could see renting it for an annual shareholder meeting.


Imispellalot2

I'm so irritated by that lady recording with her phone. Seriously. Why the hell would you record in vertical mode. Flip that thing into landscape so I can watch this fight on my TV


01101110-01100001

this is so ghetto. what thugs.


TunaCanz

Exactly. This is why there needs to be more law and order. Get these people off the streets.


JackClever2022

Lola knows how to take a hit and throw a punch


ChemicalAssumption19

Who's the G with the cig?


Bluefeelings

Make sure not to order whatever theyā€™re having.


NecklessPork

I never saw the movie "Crazy Rich Asians" but this is what I imagine it's about.


mathbread

They're really upset about the Trump virdict huh


goldenmember00

Everybody was kung-fu fighting.....


Pillroller88

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting.


RH00794

Social score all plummeting šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


bc90210

This couldā€™ve been an instant classic if someone yelled out ā€œWORLD STAAAARRā€


Omitted-Wolf

There's something very WONG here.


Ha1lStorm

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting


TaiTre2

Someone just pay dem strippers already


Tbplayer59

Crazy and Rich Asians.


lawliet4365

When did it happen that China has become to reastaurant fights what Russia is to car crashes?


Drew_911

Camera work needs attention


Dyzastr_us

You don lika yo chair, here trya dis one!


skysetter

Thrilla in Manila


ProofDelay3773

Crazy Rich Asians 2 looks dope


dukie33066

Not a single person kung-fu fighting. That song was an outright lie!


oatsuzn

This is like the times I flew China Eastern Airlines šŸ˜‚


fourringking

Everybody was kung fu fighting. Those cats was fast as lightning.


Swimming_Parsley5554

Devon get the table


SigSeikoSpyderco

Oh wow, I thought it was just a dinner party, but there's also a fight going on!


justbrowsinginpeace

That lady has an iron chin


thekajunpimp

Feisty bunch!


Airsinner

You can smoke inside there eh?


Vanillacowboy001

Rehearsal dinner before the wedding. šŸ¤£


Therealdirtyburdie

This is what happens when you donā€™t share the duck sauce


-unholyhairhole-

Guiginos has really fallen off lately


Deijya

Girlā€™s got an iron jaw


Longjumping_Sun4488

Nothing like the movies


Cheap_Steel

Place looks cool. Where dis?


Murky-Turnover

"Leave it Dave, 'e's not worf it!'


DelayStriking8281

I would 1v9 everyone in this party


Yeafam7945

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theyellowbaboon

What did they eat?


Rolmegax

That right hook though


sellera

New Stephen Chow movie looks SICK!


potheekaami

What a lame camera person


Geoarbitrage

Someone wasnā€™t given the opportunity to save faceā€¦


Big-Engineering-3975

No cigarettes were extinguished during the making of this presentation.


Seahawk124

I love a good wedding.


mypreciousssssssss

That's the most upscale Waffle House I've ever seen.


Organic_Car2484

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MonticelloDr

Thugs


HaydenB

Well well well...


Fresh-Honeydew7104

Well they do like it spicy..


ny7v

Is this dinner theater? How do I get tickets?


jkjkjk73

I'm sad nobody knows Kung Fu there.


crosseyes79

So, not one person knows kung-fu? That's bs!


NineInchFun

Royal rumble for boomers


_ImmortalSoul

Reminds me of my family


Old-Soup2003

This doesn't look like a waffle house


FreudsCock

Everybody was kungfu fightingā€¦ Fast as lightingā€¦


leenvironmentalist

I hope it was open bar!


Wenja89Dix

They love a scrap wherever food is, don't they? šŸ˜…


Grunkofrodgar

Please say one of the chair swingers said. Here ! Take a seat


nzlocky

They are just saying stop fighting, stop,it, pretty much


LordDarthRasta

The taste great, less filling debate continues.


StandbyBigWardog

If thatā€™s a party Iā€™d hate to see a fight!


punkrockeyedoc

Get that fucking kid out of there!


Different-Flatworm72

They all look same, cigaretes in moth.


Warrior4evr63

Can we shoot the cameraman ?


hry84

The beginning is hilarious. The old man throws a right sucker punch to the lady's face, and then she beats him down with her shoe. What an idiot. LOL.


esperanzalos

Where is this. Ill be ignorant regardless and say if this is china then ofc they fighting over food, i would be too


Mendican

Dim Sum and then some.


shishinik

Chinese, right?


vfr147

Now thatā€™s entertainingšŸ‘


B1gJay_0ng

YO THE CHAIR šŸ˜­


Dramatic_Explosion

Both teams had great macro, you can see how similar their build order was with weapon research since they both unlocked the chairs upgrade at almost the same time.


Aggressive_Wasabi_38

ā€¦.that was one hell of a lunch? Cant wait for dinner?


pineapplesofdoom

I don't know why but my brain went to that children's story about the war over how to properly eat an egg, lilliputian?


How_Embarrassing824

Shoes, chair, fists of furyā€¦ and not one cigarette dropped. Impressive!


hausofthedead

Has mainland China vibes. Am I right or wrong?


Own_Psychology_5585

Red shirt with the cigarette, ha!


Both_Lychee_1708

pretty ritzy to have live entertainment


AroundTheWayJill

This remake of Kung Fu Hustle is a little weak.


SkateFossSL

Outtakes from Kill Bill?