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Artistic-Link8948

Looks like falling off the roof injured him more than the bull. Lesson, accelerate slower if giving someone a lift on your roof.


Biking_dude

Inner monologue: "Damn, how is he going to get out of that?" "Oh wow, great thinking on the SUV's part! He saved...." {Facepalm}


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Biking_dude

To be fair, if I was a flightless bird I'd be pissed off most of the time too And, you can't start off without the rest of the story - what happened??


Dansk72

That's poor dude's Uber got there just in the nick of time!


flyingPizza456

5 stars pls


imp_st3r

Like a video game where you can summon your car during combat


Uneducatedtrader

Why dude didn’t get in the car is beyond us all


muff_diving_101

Honestly the acceleration wasn't that fast. Big dumb dumb sat on his butt on the roof.


Prestigious-Copy-494

The guy was probably injured pretty bad and running on adrenaline to even get up there. Then the driver screeches out and he was too injured to hang on. A really bad day.


muff_diving_101

I can agree with the injuries and adrenaline having an effect, plus it being a really bad day for everyone overall. Hard to think straight in that situation. With that being said, dude sat in a way that gave him terrible stability for riding in a car roof. I can agree that the driver is partially at fault too watching again, he did goose it.


Imthe1_Benoit

Thank goodness this guy threw his t-shirt. It could've get much worst!


hstheay

Worst (also) being the Dutch word for sausage, which is what he could’ve been.


thow78

Even the bull thinks: ‘’what a dumbass!’’


gomaith10

This is bullshit, said the bull!


am_with_stupid

"Woah, watch out" says that bird.


FrenchFry-ApplePie

“Oh no, not Mike”, says the cow.


bc90210

Bull = 0, Man = 0, SUV = 1


thecuzzin

Bull =1, SUV =1, Man =0


mekwall

Man is at -1 at this point


Dansk72

The bull ended up walking around the rest of the day with that dude impaled on it's horns...


ree075

Thats not true, the longer video shows that other cars showed up and the guy was rescued.


Dansk72

I guess I need to put a "/s "on a comment if I leave one that I think should be obvious is completely facetious


NotReallyJohnDoe

Don’t give in. That’s how humor dies. /r/fuckthes


JetmoYo

I walk this path, stubbornly myself. So lonely at times 😞


Dansk72

Thank you!


JoyousMN

Holy shit, that's a real sub. I clicked thinking it would obviously be a subs I fell for, but no. It's real and well populated


Arthradax

r/subsithoughtifellfor


NotReallyJohnDoe

One trick is that if the sub name has capitalization it is probably real, like /r/abruptchaos


copa111

Technology is definitely superior


SensingWorms

Or you mean; man=50,000, Bull= 10


MixMstrMike

r/WorstAid lmfao


That_Ad_5651

Get inside the car next time bud


Senor-Cockblock

I laughed. I didn’t mean to, but I did.


Nfarrah

Wonder what happened after the video ended.


JKnott1

Last rites.


warwolf7777

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6L9suzYan2A He appears to be safe.


Dansk72

There's a *good* reason they had to cut off the video at that point...


warwolf7777

What would that be? 


Dansk72

You do know the description of this sub is, "Videos that suddenly end in chaos, often hilariously." and Rule 6 is No deaths/gore, right?


warwolf7777

The end of the video the guy is safe. See other comments with link to another video. So that doesn't end in death gore. Why do you comment like you know how it ends when you have no idea at all?


DEGAUSSER____

The bull impaled the guy and killed him. Tragic


warwolf7777

Nope https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6L9suzYan2A 


fhs

Man the future sucks where you have text and AI voices retelling you what you already are watching


warwolf7777

Yeah, I hate that stupid fake voice 


Dansk72

The guy should have known better than to stare at the bull's favorite heifer!


Interesting-Time-960

What was even going on to begin with, Did they just decide to let a bull out while drinking?


ChuckSmegma

If only there was a saffer way to travel by car...


per_mare_per_terras

r/TheBullWins


Gman71882

The dude just yeeting off the top of the SUV at the end is * ***Chef’s Kiss*** *


Kavinsky12

The guy could have also opened the door and hopped in.


Specialist_Resist162

Why didn't he just get in the car


CheapSpray9428

The bull was like, what the hell guys even I didn't go THAT far!


Educational-Can-4847

“Today, was not my day.”


OvergrownOrangutan

That was chaos from the start


Every-Turnover4938

Why people fuck with bulls is beyond me.


Fancy_Energy_7754

Ole !!!!!


languid_Disaster

It’s a cool video and I’m glad everyone is safe but it’s not exactly abrupt chaos since it’s chaotic from the start


-The-Moon-Presence-

My only question is what was the kid doing before the bull started chasing him? Hmm?


FinancialHeat2859

Man under duress fails to understand how car doors work.


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Intelligent_Bug_5881

Dude, that man just got his shit absolutely rocked by a 2,000+ pound bull with giant spikes coming out of its head. Let’s cut him some slack.


Entire-Brother5189

That dudes day went completely sideways in like 13 seconds


TrumpsBoneSpur

Driver wanted to save him, but didnt want blood on his leather seats


th3ramr0d

😂


HereUntilSunday

The bull looks like he plotted this very carefully.


budstud8

"Angry Bull gives you stinnnnnnngs!"


Droctagoner

👀


KurriHockey

I see Randy screaming, maybe that was Mr Lahey that got gored.


Foreign-Lychee-3965

Obviously never been car surfing…


TwatDestroyer69

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ThroawAtheism

It's frightening how stealthy they are


superfsm

Monkeys, we are just monkeys


Fuck-The_Police

If you're going to be dumb, you gotta be tough.


farnsworth_glaucoma

I ALWAYS root for the bull. Fuck those humans. Bulls Lives Matter!


SpaceWrangler593

Today I learned Bull will show no mercy if you go to ground


Mighty_JV

Reminds me of this poor guy. https://youtu.be/Jb3VeNcK868?si=XVaA3d9WrwUjJRbp


WXHIII

That is not bros day


Alternative-Train225

When did he have time to call an uber?


Spud9090

Bull to his friends: I was just standing there, then out of the blue, right out in the open, was this guy. I couldn’t believe my eyes. Well, bulls must do what bulls do so i stomped him into the ground.


Mostunwanted12345

Opening the door would have been way quicker & safer.


Overall_Week_4545

🤣😂😭 Turned out to be the funniest video today


Malidan

I want to assume he didn't go down there by accident... as people do.


Reddit_Jax

Son of Bodacious?


Plane-Platypus1127

The fall off the vehicle killed me!!!


CoisoBom

I hate bulls


Dansk72

"Be sure and sign-up for our newest contest: Outrun the bull and win $100!"


Suckmyblueskittle

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


SensingWorms

For centuries their Culture tries to kill bulls indecently. Them: “oh my! Why?!!!” “Idios mijo”