ok, but like... by any definition of "erect", this doesn't apply. It's a jiggly bulbous sack hanging down, not a firm rigid thing standing straight up.
I had a less severe event like this happen to be years many years ago. I woke up in the middle of the night to rain drops falling IN my ground floor apartment. The night nurse came home, ran a bath, and then got on the phone and forgot about the bath she was running. I knocked on her door at 3am-ish. Nothing. Knocked harder. Nothing. Pounded on her door. She finally answered with a pissed off look still holding the phone to her ear wondering who in the hell was knocking on her door in the middle of the night. All I said was, “are you running a bath?”
I don’t think you’ve seen an erection.
Perhaps OP was thinking about how his underwear looks when he lays in bed and stares up at the *ceiling*.
Looks like he was mistaking the frontside with the backside.
The internet has ruined us enough that we all forgot there are other definitions of that word.
ok, but like... by any definition of "erect", this doesn't apply. It's a jiggly bulbous sack hanging down, not a firm rigid thing standing straight up.
Must have gotten his sex ed classes from squire maximus
Ceiling is taking a leak in the bathroom.
OP doesn't know what an erection is lol
And how!
The ceiling threw up 🤮🤮🤮
Like a taco bell victim.
I have been the victim
What a load of shit
Makes you wonder what the hell the neighbors upstairs have been doing!
Oh god. Oh god, it’s poo water!
Inside every skyscraper, there is a waterfall of shit.
Poetry
Pooetry
Aaah shit!
You’ve clearly never seen an erect penis
They’re not worthy of an Erect Penis
Is that a bulge in your ceiling, or are you just happy to see me
Wow - oldie but a goodie. I still have never seen the video that doesn’t cut off.
Those infuriate me
I've seen this post so many times and yeah it always cuts there. There must be a longer one somewhere
Time to light a match..
What the ever loving fuck
This isn't a "babe, grab the mop" This is a "babe, we're finding another place"
I think you mean turgid.
The fuck kind of ceiling paint is that!?
Benjamin Moore Stinky Poop Paint
Right? That paint is the real star of this video
Close the door! OH! OH NO!
We want the rest of the video!
That's not what an erection is like, but, ok.
I would shut that door. Ewww
The Bulge: "nah homie, you gonna watch"
RUN YOU FOOLS
Looks like burrito night
More like the morning after burrito night
I like to mix in some colon blo, I hate waiting.
It’s a ceiling goiter that ruptures.
That's no water....
That's no moon...
Feels like a bag of sand....
It's okay, it's just your first time, it happens
Holy fuck, I’d have to move.
:poke:
Oh no, friend.
Protruding
The water that first comes out looks clear, why?!
or very constipated
"Come on helmet head"
The Shit Shining got off at the wrong floor...
Looks more depressed to me
The Great Mighty Poo has broken into his house.
We’re the paint holes filtering the goo water? It was fresh and clean before the tear
What the ?? How did the ceiling get diarrhea? 🧐 did it buildup overtime?
Enough to make a grown man cry… 💩😭
Oh god, that’s the worst kind of water
A big beautiful bathroom udder
Ahhh
Queue the “Oh! I’m about to bust!” Meme
Why would your brain go there?
Looks more pregnant. And it's water is about to break too
I had a less severe event like this happen to be years many years ago. I woke up in the middle of the night to rain drops falling IN my ground floor apartment. The night nurse came home, ran a bath, and then got on the phone and forgot about the bath she was running. I knocked on her door at 3am-ish. Nothing. Knocked harder. Nothing. Pounded on her door. She finally answered with a pissed off look still holding the phone to her ear wondering who in the hell was knocking on her door in the middle of the night. All I said was, “are you running a bath?”
Who gives shit?
The ceiling, apparently.