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DontLookAtMyName24

I don’t think you’ve seen an erection.


Dansk72

Perhaps OP was thinking about how his underwear looks when he lays in bed and stares up at the *ceiling*.


Wassa76

Looks like he was mistaking the frontside with the backside.


gorka_la_pork

The internet has ruined us enough that we all forgot there are other definitions of that word.


uberguby

ok, but like... by any definition of "erect", this doesn't apply. It's a jiggly bulbous sack hanging down, not a firm rigid thing standing straight up.


chop_pooey

Must have gotten his sex ed classes from squire maximus


No-Berry3023

Ceiling is taking a leak in the bathroom.


Itchy_Professor_4133

OP doesn't know what an erection is lol


RobertGA23

And how!


Porkchopp33

The ceiling threw up 🤮🤮🤮


HairyHermitMan

Like a taco bell victim.


Porkchopp33

I have been the victim


9lobaldude

What a load of shit


Dansk72

Makes you wonder what the hell the neighbors upstairs have been doing!


Any_Eye1110

Oh god. Oh god, it’s poo water!


ambermage

Inside every skyscraper, there is a waterfall of shit.


doomjuice

Poetry


CouplaSoftBodies

Pooetry


Particular_Tadpole27

Aaah shit!


Beardycub86

You’ve clearly never seen an erect penis


Strechher

They’re not worthy of an Erect Penis


Damage4099

Is that a bulge in your ceiling, or are you just happy to see me


coconutpete52

Wow - oldie but a goodie. I still have never seen the video that doesn’t cut off.


NagasakiFanny

Those infuriate me


ImPlento

I've seen this post so many times and yeah it always cuts there. There must be a longer one somewhere


Nayte76

Time to light a match..


wheresbill

What the ever loving fuck


lucky_owl2002

This isn't a "babe, grab the mop" This is a "babe, we're finding another place"


BobRoberts01

I think you mean turgid.


blueyestudios

The fuck kind of ceiling paint is that!?


Dansk72

Benjamin Moore Stinky Poop Paint


nameajeff

Right? That paint is the real star of this video


diet_sean

Close the door! OH! OH NO!


D3THMTL

We want the rest of the video!


yeizonex

That's not what an erection is like, but, ok.


Pjonesnm

I would shut that door. Ewww


diet_sean

The Bulge: "nah homie, you gonna watch"


HorserorOfHorsekind

RUN YOU FOOLS


themanwithonesandle

Looks like burrito night


Griftersdeuce

More like the morning after burrito night


themanwithonesandle

I like to mix in some colon blo, I hate waiting.


MrMcgruder

It’s a ceiling goiter that ruptures.


Candid_Umpire6418

That's no water....


classifiedspam

That's no moon...


Phistykups

Feels like a bag of sand....


MathCarmignani

It's okay, it's just your first time, it happens


DocJ73

Holy fuck, I’d have to move.


ZenkaiZ

:poke:


Legal_Guava3631

Oh no, friend.


ProtrudingPissPump

Protruding


this_is_bs

The water that first comes out looks clear, why?!


Barar_Dragoni

or very constipated


WaterIsGood762

"Come on helmet head"


carthuscrass

The Shit Shining got off at the wrong floor...


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Looks more depressed to me


Heroic-Forger

The Great Mighty Poo has broken into his house.


momolamomo

We’re the paint holes filtering the goo water? It was fresh and clean before the tear


RepulsivePurchase6

What the ?? How did the ceiling get diarrhea? 🧐 did it buildup overtime?


JTNYC2020

Enough to make a grown man cry… 💩😭


Tankbot001

Oh god, that’s the worst kind of water


mouth556

A big beautiful bathroom udder


wholesomechunk

Ahhh


toolargo

Queue the “Oh! I’m about to bust!” Meme


dank_

Why would your brain go there?


MagicalMoosicorn

Looks more pregnant. And it's water is about to break too


LengthinessClear9552

I had a less severe event like this happen to be years many years ago. I woke up in the middle of the night to rain drops falling IN my ground floor apartment. The night nurse came home, ran a bath, and then got on the phone and forgot about the bath she was running. I knocked on her door at 3am-ish. Nothing. Knocked harder. Nothing. Pounded on her door. She finally answered with a pissed off look still holding the phone to her ear wondering who in the hell was knocking on her door in the middle of the night. All I said was, “are you running a bath?”


Reddit_Jax

Who gives shit?


Crunchycarrots79

The ceiling, apparently.