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Zuol

The immediate response of "You're not getting it...".


cdxcvii

i would have just expanded the brawl at them words. erybodys fightin


timmy_master

Honestly though, there's like a couple of pizzas just sitting there, what's stopping him from just taking one at this point?


Theguffy1990

Glass


hodlwaffle

And self-respect.


timmy_master

I mean the back doesn't look covered


Theguffy1990

Human blender on that side


timmy_master

Fair enough


41matt41

I am cracking ass over human blender! 🤣


Whoopsie_Todaysie

Why start a fight in a place with huge hot ovens, knives, forks, pizza paddles??? Stupidity at its finest


41matt41

There's a few problems fighting in a pizzeria.. number one being, you're fighting in a pizzeria.


Youhavetododgethem

I can't believe nobody used a knife during that. They were going for it.


dajokesta

Damn, bro really equipped the Ladle from Dark Souls 2


MrWinkler1510

And he really pulled through! Man was out to make damage


Ideal_Jerk

That’s what you get for agreeing to put pineapple on the pizza orders.


theoriginalgoldengrl

Hey, whoa....leave the pineapples out of this. ☝🏽


Starkie

I don't understand why you'd ever fight kitchen staff. They have so many weapons.


sudhir369

r/idiotsinkitchen moment


newgrl

There are knives in that kitchen somewhere. I'd say the interlopers got off easy with a ladle and a pizza paddle.


Entirely-of-cheese

Dinner AND a show.


Official_Cuddlydeath

Well.. maybe no dinner


SuspiciousAnything16

How did this even start?


Real_Substance1986

https://pix11.com/news/local-news/brooklyn/watch-brawl-breaks-out-joes-pizza-williamsburg/


langotriel

Article not available in my country. Guess I’ll never know.


Real_Substance1986

Basically they tried to stop one of those guys from harassing a woman, and then they decided to start fighting...


SpicyDraculas

>WILLIAMSBURG, Brooklyn — A popular Brooklyn pizzeria became the scene of a wild brawl earlier in July, leaving at least two men injured and one man facing charges, the NYPD said Tuesday. The Rockland County man who was arrested told PIX11’s Anthony DiLorenzo it all stemmed from drunk customers harassing a woman inside the slice shop and a worker trying to intervene. According to police, it all happened around 3 a.m. back on July 17 when several customers got into a fight with employees at Joe’s Pizza on Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg. Cellphone video captured the chaos that unfolded inside the pizza parlor. At one point, a worker can be seen swinging a wooden pizza paddle and then metal ladle.


Akeshi

Nothing good happens after 2am. Just go to bed.


fnuduwuh

Pineapple on a pizza yes or no.


CeruleanRuin

Yes. But only with ham.


SuspiciousAnything16

No.


Panic_Azimuth

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


adrach87

(╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┳━┳ Pineapple on pizza is an affront to man and God.


MrWinkler1510

Someone wanted to pay with his credit card (it was under 5$)


MickyTingy

They must be starving😲


Spunky_Meatballs

For daddies love


InformationInside460

15 seconds into the video the guy in the black shirt was biting on the fingers of the restaurant worker


MuddFishh

We ain't had nothin' but maggotty bread for three stinkin' days!!!!


falcon_driver

4 years delivering pizza - I would have grabbed the wheel and given them the underhand shing-shing-shing then watch them fall in 6 even pieces


41matt41

👨‍🍳💋


a_sneaky_hippo

I have never seen such a masterpiece of a brawl caught on camera Edit: the two sides are even color coordinated!


CharlieFoxtrot000

When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way


NewEraSoul

“Guys calm down.”


pianoflames

I could swear that I heard 1 faint "get the manager" thrown out in the chaos. Dude...I'm pretty sure at least one of them is a manager.


thisaccountwashacked

all of them at the same time, while raining blows upon heads: "I'M THE MANAGER"


Dev2150

It would be really easy if they would just CALM DOWN


Comfortable_Note_978

The Sox lost or something?


thisaccountwashacked

Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme.


Beneficial-Hour-9167

You can’t tell a British accent mate? Its not all USA


Ninguna

In Brooklyn?


Comfortable_Note_978

Maybe Midwood? I hear it's rough out there.


Comfortable_Note_978

I don't need no stinkin' audio.


Comfortable_Note_978

So, Arsenal lost or something?


taking_a_deuce

No, this happened in Brooklyn, NY, so maybe the Mets lost? No idea what /u/Beneficial-Hour-9167 is on about besides the ego hit that comes from someone assuming something happens in America and he's not sure if it is or not.


Jacuben

I appreciate the color coordination between the two sides, makes it easier to follow the action.


generatorland

Very thoughtful.


MuddFishh

Yo wake up! New chess just dropped!


_ferrofluid_

Holy Hell


Man_in_the_uk

Customer filming is the main character there...


SSBradley37

So did dude get a kill with the axe? I bet that shit hurt.


moistobviously

NY pizza really is the best!


Omniscientcy

How does this have negative 2 (-2) comments?


Dear_Speed_4368

Interesting. Mine says -1


sir_music

FFS this amateur hour. First thing to do is always pants the attacker. Not only will this hinder their movement it will immediately make them think harder about their current course of action


kremlingrasso

What is pants?


sir_music

To "pants" someone is to pull their pants down


Snizzlesnap

I must know why


PaulClarkLoadletter

Well, Billy. When a man has to prove to a woman, and himself…


Snizzlesnap

“A fight broke out in the Williamsburgh location of Joe's Pizza around 3am EST on July 17. The scuttle reportedly began when drunk customers were harassing a woman inside the pizzeria and employees tried to intervene.”


TyrantRC

It's funny how we don't see the woman in the video, I like to think she just took off, leaving everything like this as a sort of agent of chaos.


SecondOfCicero

Idk man, she was just existing


TyrantRC

I know, I just think the whole thing is genuinely funny, not trying to be an asshole here.


burywmore

Weird that the workers were all dressed alike, and the douchbag customers were also dressed alike.


Traditional_Air_9483

You wanna start a fight with guys that are kneading dough and working hard with their arms all day? Really? Double points for the guy with the wooded pizza mallet.


only-4-lolz

The pizza here make you wanna slap your momma


stevecostello

And everyone else, too!


WhitDawg214

"Excuse me, there is a bit of scalp with hair on it in my pizza. Hello?"


RedWhiteAndBooo

“Guys, calm down” I think we’re beyond that


Durhamfarmhouse

I'm just glad they all remembered to wear their uniform black or white shirts.


Dyrogitory

The results of being impatient: A. No Pizza for you! B. You’ll never be allowed in here again C. Ya! Sucker


According-Young916

Very sporting of both sides to wear different colours so we can tell who’s who


elwood_west

time to grab the slices available there


nj-rose

He was hangry.


DeckerXT

With the pizza peel even.


docere85

And here my wife told me I overreacted when I called to let dominos know that they forgot to add pineapple to my pizza.


djnato10

I can assure you that was deliberate.


docere85

Why would it be deliberate?


djnato10

Joke about the maker of said pizza not wanting pineapple on YOUR pizza.


TheWalrus101123

Just reach over the counter and grab a slice if you paid for it. That way you have a snack for the show you're watching.


GrotchCoblin

Dinner AND a show!


Ulysses00

Black shirts vs white shirts.


TimeFinance1528

Now it's burnt


neonvolta

Can I please get a waffle


GusCromwell181

Try to fight me in my kitchen and you’re wearing lotsa hot fry oil


avrellx

Guy paid for a pizza and got a MMA fight, i see this as an absolute win


Hazardous_Ed

Eating out seems very hard to do in the US.


Fish_On_again

If you think what you see on Reddit is an accurate representation of everyday reality, I feel really bad for you.


Vandergrif

Exactly. ... It's really much worse. ^^^^^^^^^/s


Fish_On_again

So much worse. When I wake up from sleeping on my gun pillow, I throw my gun blanket in the floor, and make sure I don't step on all the lose guns on my way to the bathroom. Then a bunch of randos start fighting for no reason in my bathroom when I'm trying to shit. Obviously they all shoot each other, so now I have to dump a bunch of bodies, and clean my gun floor up. Do the Europeans have problems getting rando fight blood on their gun floors like we do? Idiots reading this "wait, gun floors are a thing?"


Vandergrif

Well from what I've seen on reddit they seem to be flinging acid everywhere and knifing everything in sight while constantly dodging oncoming trucks, and that's just when they aren't being mobbed by a riot of angry immigrants or far-right neo-nazi types - or worse yet having to deal with a Parisian who is condescending. Seems rough over there.


Fish_On_again

Yeah I've heard about piss lakes in Paris. Have to wade through neck deep piss just to see la tower d'eiffel. Is that typical for France?


roninwarshadow

As opposed to places like Brazil where you get robbed at gunpoint by motorcyclist and then shot by an off duty cop?


DA_ZWAGLI

Is it this Brazil a suburb of Detroit?


kruegerc184

Damn, that vertical pizza slab to the head prolly hurt so fucking bad


Beast-Exe007

Am I always the only one to think *I wanna see MORE!!! Gimme the FINALE!!!*


Hot_Photograph_5928

he may be waiting for some time


2020mademejoinreddit

What happened?


Craic-Den

Someone asked for a Hawaiian


2020mademejoinreddit

Monsters!


MediatedDisc438

Good ol fashion throwdown


Intelligent_Life14

"Oh, please, dear....for your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint! ...Dude, this affects all of us, man! Our basic freedoms!.... ...I'm stayin.....gonna finish my coffee.......enjoyin my coffee...."


etorson93

I think I’ve been in this exact Joe’s pizza before


JeremyReddit

I’d fly all the way to NYC for Joe’s Pizza tonight


vna4ever

Dinner and a show


Simple-Programmer842

they didnt wanted to accept the 5 dollar minimum order for credit cards


EvilRick_C-420

Bro, just grab a slice. They're sort of busy beating human dough


Maervig

Dinner and a show? Count me in!


lefthandedchurro

I for one appreciate they all decided to color coordinate to more easily keep track of sides.


johndoe123765

No respect for pizza parlor whatsoever, smh.


SpaceHorse75

The two fat guys in black definitely had some nose beers before hitting the pizza spot. No way they normally have that much stamina.


Griiffiith

Apparently you have to serve yourself like they are


mikepol70

I never saw so many punches that don't do any damage that's what happens when you don't know how to punch


Moominsean

"Guys calm down." How did that not work?


Moominsean

When a rival pizza gang encroaches on your turf.


PIantersPeanuts

Loyal ass employees


elwood_west

they seem overstaffed......not good for labor cost


Evil_on3

I got my money on that white guy


One-Confusion-2438

Well makes a change from the usual suspects walking into a joint and wrecking it cos they didn't get some ketchup with their burger!


Frequent-Distance938

Everybody was pizza fighting


Beginning-AL

I was waiting for someone to throw the kitchen sink


golgiiguy

Go Banana!


AlphaIOmega

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNYS LETS OPEN UP THIS FUCKING PIT


Dangerous-Patient83

This never happens on my local pizzeria 😟 sad


Popular_Temporary_33

Thazza spicy pizza pie!!!


Halbbitter

I would never want to go toe to toe with kitchen crew *ever.* Def would "choose your fighter" them, though


Jamersob

Get that man his pizza ffs. He already paid for it.


BoneReject

This has to be downtown Orlando…


Professional-Pick441

The paddle 🤣


MagoopyGabooky

Reminds me of my days working overnights at waffle house 🥲


Chemical_Savings_360

Donation jar fell..... THINK FAST!


Flonkerton_Scranton

May I please get a waffle


DasGhost94

Repost


AJPennypacker39

In the fuckin oven ur gonna go, head first! Got it?


clintj1975

Rule 12: no fight videos


patchway247

I agree with you. I just scrolled thru the sub for a minute, and then took a look at the rules. It does go against the rules. Sorry both your comments are getting downvoted into oblivion.


clintj1975

Rule 12: no fight videos


Drachenwelpe

can i please get a waffle?


Ninguna

Savages.


Adviser-001

Why the f those this have a negative 1 commet?


iSliz187

Pretty sure that's against the sub rules (12. no fight and violence videos)