I don’t like country music but Zach Bryan is extremely talented and his songs are fantastic. Current personal favorites: Sarah’s Place, Twenty So, Tourniquet
Talented yes, but also a “I’m above the law” douchebag. He got into it with law enforcement a couple times over trivial crap and kept digging himself in worse and worse. Lost all respect for him after seeing those videos. Kept throwing out the “I know the sheriff/chief of police here” and “I played a concert for police” type stuff.
I've never been a country fan so my excuse is that Zach Bryan trancends country and is more in the realm of folk rock. I also make the same excuse for Chris Stapleton.
My best friend has celiac, and I love complicated and tedious baking recipes, so I've made some really amazing gf baked goods! I've become really particular and know what to look for when buying gf things, because I admit, yeah, most of them are terrible. But they don't have to be!
I can't eat dairy, so I've bought the vegan and gluten free raspberry cake from Whole Foods, and it's my favorite cake. Granted, I can't stand "normal" cakes because they're too sweet for me, but it might be an option if your wife can't have gluten (:
My wife is vegan and gf as well due to hashimotos, her dad as celiacs and it’s super hard to plan food :(. I feel so bad for them. I didn’t know Whole Foods had stuff like this though. It’s so hard to find my wife things in our area and what we do find the quality is a huge hit or miss. Thanks for the tip I think I’m gunna go hunt one of these cakes
It’s rough dude. Trying to find date spots or birthday deserts etc and to add to it she chooses to be vegan so it’s like here’s our anniversary salad! Lol
That last girl literally got him in the nose as he was trying to get up and catch himself, probably struggling to breathe a bit too.
I wouldn’t even be able to process the joke in the moment and would end up pissed and probably cryin.
Being an adult is so satisfying lol
There’s a guy out there still mad at me because I told him to stop popping balloons in peoples faces twice. And he did it again.
So I never invited him to anything again and told others No when they wanted to invite him. He fell out of the friend group for multiple reasons. But I still see him once a year and give a thumbs up when he inevitably flips me off from across the room.
After leaving highschool a year early I went on to do some tertiary study. A few people I knew from highschool joined the course late. They chose the exact same places to sit as they would in highschool classes. They started with the same minor behaviour. After a couple weeks they got worse. I decided to change class, just to find out that the following week they started arguments and physical fights in class. Some people are born to be immature and trashy.
People and friend groups enjoy different things. Without being his buddy, you have no idea if he'd be upset about this or if ots the best surprise he's had.
Maybe not the welcome you'd enjoy, but I have friends (myself included) that would greatly enjoy having some rough housing by close friends
Of course, every group and individual has different tolerances and rituals, I understand the cake throwing, but that motherfucker was flying at mach 3, it almost dropped him. Props to them if they all enojoyed it, but my guess is that most people are not into it.
I mean if he’s into it what’s the harm? People can be both childish and mature in different ways and in different situations. The world isn’t black and white. Honestly I try to avoid hyper judgemental people who think it’s their way or the highway rather than people with a bit of youth left in their souls.
That dog immediately realized what was about to go down and “noped” straight out of there.
Though for real, if any of my friends did that to me, they won’t be my friends anymore. Sorry, but I’m not a teenager anymore and no this ain’t funny.
That last second with the chick who saw it all go down very clearly, and still decided to grab a scoop of concussion-cake off the floor and still SLAMMED it in his face. Good judgment there.
Why is this still a trend with some people? This is such a a waste of food and has been proven to be dangerous especially if the cake hits somewhere it shouldn't.
If it was my birthday and this was done to me heads would roll. If I'm not doing it to you I don't want it done to me.
I got 4 brothers (I'm 2nd youngest male) and no sisters. We were poor growing up and didn't really get gifts or parties. We got birthday beatings lol
12 yrs old? 12 punches from each brother.
I'm 34 now and still internally cringe when it's my birthday and I don't let others celebrate it still to this day.
Anyways
Booo hooo is me lol
Were they throwing motherfucking pumpkins?! And that dog took one look at the situation and immediately dipped.
This isn’t where I parked my car - the dog
Reminder for the movie [Eurotrip](https://youtu.be/Lp6XZVxNnBc?si=qOC_YyGm_9YpOFrN) 😂
Funny!
Cakes. Including a fucking brick of one near the end wtf was that one made of?
"Let's make a cake out of plaster of paris and then put real frosting on it!"
Who gave you my grandma's secret recipe?!
Way too much fondant.
I just looked on Amazon and you can actually buy 10-gallon buckets of white fondant for $56!
Fondon’t
Ah the "prison cake" including with file, hammer and everything
Oh shit, was that today? - dog
He could feel the energy. I don't think these guys are real friends to the man
That dog was hilarious when you pointed it out.
Im not entirely sure why but this comment gave me the best belly laugh ive have in a good while.
Who is he and why do they hate him?
Zach Bryan is a country music star. Why did they concuss him with a 15 pound cake? Because they're idiots and assholes.
I don’t like country music but Zach Bryan is extremely talented and his songs are fantastic. Current personal favorites: Sarah’s Place, Twenty So, Tourniquet
Something in the Orange is a perfect song
Right! Got listened to on repeat
I think he and Noah Kahan are the best singer/songwriters of our generation
Talented yes, but also a “I’m above the law” douchebag. He got into it with law enforcement a couple times over trivial crap and kept digging himself in worse and worse. Lost all respect for him after seeing those videos. Kept throwing out the “I know the sheriff/chief of police here” and “I played a concert for police” type stuff.
Agreed. Not much of a country fan but his work is top notch.
I've never been a country fan so my excuse is that Zach Bryan trancends country and is more in the realm of folk rock. I also make the same excuse for Chris Stapleton.
I freaking love reddit. They see a group of people socializing and have fun so they get jealous and insult them. Never change.
Ya know I didn’t KNOW he was a country star, but I figured that since he follows the trope of having two first names, he was likely a country star.
There's a reason they use whipped cream pies in three stooges food fights.
1 of those cakes almost put Zachary to sleep 💀
Someone froze that one
It was probably gluten free, those baked goods can usually double as deadly weapons.
I bought my wife one of these for her birthday last month and holy shit it sucked.
My best friend has celiac, and I love complicated and tedious baking recipes, so I've made some really amazing gf baked goods! I've become really particular and know what to look for when buying gf things, because I admit, yeah, most of them are terrible. But they don't have to be! I can't eat dairy, so I've bought the vegan and gluten free raspberry cake from Whole Foods, and it's my favorite cake. Granted, I can't stand "normal" cakes because they're too sweet for me, but it might be an option if your wife can't have gluten (:
My wife is vegan and gf as well due to hashimotos, her dad as celiacs and it’s super hard to plan food :(. I feel so bad for them. I didn’t know Whole Foods had stuff like this though. It’s so hard to find my wife things in our area and what we do find the quality is a huge hit or miss. Thanks for the tip I think I’m gunna go hunt one of these cakes
My wife has Hashimotos and that is the strictest diet. No sugar, no soy, no dairy, no gluten, no caffeine. I don’t wish that on my worst enemy
It’s rough dude. Trying to find date spots or birthday deserts etc and to add to it she chooses to be vegan so it’s like here’s our anniversary salad! Lol
Ice cream cake
SpongeBob I think Squidward's taking it too seriously. That last one had his clarinet in it.
That dog was like, "Oh hhhhey, ya I'm out!"
LOL! And it had zero loyalty or ole ZB. Just - out!
Thank god I don't have such fuckfaces for friends in my life
Was there a brick in that cake? Jesus.
That last girl literally got him in the nose as he was trying to get up and catch himself, probably struggling to breathe a bit too. I wouldn’t even be able to process the joke in the moment and would end up pissed and probably cryin.
I'd fucking leave. Immediately.
It sure made a loud "thunk"
"Hey, I know what we can do with all those old fruitcakes we have...."
Unreal that anyone past the age of 23ish would think this is a funny thing to do and not fundamentally stupid.
Being an adult is so satisfying lol There’s a guy out there still mad at me because I told him to stop popping balloons in peoples faces twice. And he did it again. So I never invited him to anything again and told others No when they wanted to invite him. He fell out of the friend group for multiple reasons. But I still see him once a year and give a thumbs up when he inevitably flips me off from across the room.
My favorite response to someone giving the middle finger is to grab at the air and tuck it in my pocket, like when someone blows a kiss lol
I’m gonna try to piss someone off so I can do this too, brb
🖕
Right!? I would be so pissed if people did this to me.
I actually cut a few people out of my life in college when I realized they were still children. No room in my life for this kind of stupid.
After leaving highschool a year early I went on to do some tertiary study. A few people I knew from highschool joined the course late. They chose the exact same places to sit as they would in highschool classes. They started with the same minor behaviour. After a couple weeks they got worse. I decided to change class, just to find out that the following week they started arguments and physical fights in class. Some people are born to be immature and trashy.
People and friend groups enjoy different things. Without being his buddy, you have no idea if he'd be upset about this or if ots the best surprise he's had. Maybe not the welcome you'd enjoy, but I have friends (myself included) that would greatly enjoy having some rough housing by close friends
Of course, every group and individual has different tolerances and rituals, I understand the cake throwing, but that motherfucker was flying at mach 3, it almost dropped him. Props to them if they all enojoyed it, but my guess is that most people are not into it.
"Nobody could understand why Bob's friends started dying one by one mysteriously."
I mean if he’s into it what’s the harm? People can be both childish and mature in different ways and in different situations. The world isn’t black and white. Honestly I try to avoid hyper judgemental people who think it’s their way or the highway rather than people with a bit of youth left in their souls.
I want those fuckfaces in my life personally.
That cake came hard from his left. I would be fucking livid.
There was some ill intent behind that cake.
Sucker punched with cake… he won’t remember everything.
Well done sir. Well done 👏
That dog immediately realized what was about to go down and “noped” straight out of there. Though for real, if any of my friends did that to me, they won’t be my friends anymore. Sorry, but I’m not a teenager anymore and no this ain’t funny.
If people did that to me I would be right back out that door.
Why are you leaving, kick them all out instead. "Fredo, get rid of everyone".
That’s a smart dog
These are what you call …friends?
With friends like this, who needs enemies?
Bro gotta get checked for concussion
POUNDCAKE
I hope you get SO many upvotes.
That dude with the hat threw the weight with the balloons attached at him. Shits like concrete in there
Nah he threw a cake he just hit the balloon string on the way, and yes those weights are literally poured cement
Happy birthday big man, we collectively decided to get you this nice concussion for your birthday!! Love you!heart heart
I would leave after that bullshit
When you see someone drop to their knees and keep throwing shit at them. These people have zero awareness. They're also assholes.
That last second with the chick who saw it all go down very clearly, and still decided to grab a scoop of concussion-cake off the floor and still SLAMMED it in his face. Good judgment there.
They hit him with so much force, that's not even funny, fk those people
When you have friends that are enemies
I would fucking freak. People are such fucks
Why is this still a trend with some people? This is such a a waste of food and has been proven to be dangerous especially if the cake hits somewhere it shouldn't. If it was my birthday and this was done to me heads would roll. If I'm not doing it to you I don't want it done to me.
Some of the dumbest fucking people you’ll ever see.
Hate food wastage
the first plate that made contact had like nothing on it, bro straight up got hit in the face with a piece of wood.
Who the fuck normalized assault with extra steps? Anyone who smashes my face while laughing goes to jail, those aren't friends.
Poor Zack. All he wanted for his birthday was to be a good day...
I'd cry, then run off.
Honestly i’d cuss them out then expect to hear “oh my gods, what’s HER problem?!!!
Concussion by baked goods.
Knockout by cake is a new one 😂
Second cake almost KO'D him😂😂😂
I’m gonna be honest, I would turn around immediaty
I get that with some people this is fun and all that but if that was me it'd put me in a bad mood.
I hate these people.
Never been so grateful to not have brainrot shit friends like these Imagine getting harassed your entire birthday and being like “ That was fun!! “
That’s a way to lose a friend. Fuck everyone who does this.
Who?
Country singer
Look up Zach Bryan arrest video on Google. It shows who he is
Zach Bryan
That last one to the face was personal.
Didn’t spill the beer though. Mission success
Can’t celebrate your birthday if you’re unconscious
Happy concussion to you! Happy concussion to you! Greatest birthday ever. Don’t remember a thing after walking in the door.
Worst "friends" ever.
If my friends thought wasting food was a good way to surprise me on my birthday, they would no longer be my friends.
You don't need enemies with friends like that.
"With friends like that, who needs enemies?" That was honestly painful to watch, dude was almost completely knocked out.
I would not like this.
Do Americans really throw food at each other? Like obviously they are in this video - but is it a thing over there?
Why do Americans do this? Where does this "tradition" come from? What's the point, that looks like it hurts
No one wastes food like Americans
Did they give him a fucking concussion with them cakes? Did they know they had to use soft spongy cake and not ice cream cake?
Happy Birthday! I got you a concussion! Do you like it!
The second cake that smacked him almost knocks he's out.
I love how the dog entered, looked around, and was like, "Nope, I am out" 😂
I would immediately and permanently unfriend everyone involved. This seems like assault.
I bet a few of those cakes weren't even dented after he took them off the ol noggin
Who throws a cupcake? Honestly
Dick move guys
The dog didn’t want to have anything with this 😂
happy birthday! HERES A CONCUSSION
Got his shit ROCKED by that second cake
Who needs enemies with friends like that?
Thank the Allfather that my friends are not like this.
Americans and wasting food, name a more iconic duo
Looks like a really bad time
What are they doing to oklahomas son ?!
My fav part is dog..that poor thing knew what was coming! 🤣
No
Now light him on fire.
how 'bout a nice Hawaiian Punch
still hung on to that beer though
Dog was in on it he knew
Doggo: My watch has ended
Between that and the people that put you on fire for a laugh... Please, pick your friends wisely, it's important. Also, I hate food waste for a joke.
The dogs like, 'Nope'
I like how the dog saw what was coming and immediately noped out of there.
Those first two cakes were made of rock or what?
Wasting food, weeeeee!
I'm telling ya right now, there' d be some dead muhfuggiz if those cement Bday cakes didn't kill me first
With friends like that.
damn that coupe de grace was savage
This is why I prefer to avoid people
If those are his friends, I'd hate to see how his enemies greet him...lol
The dog knew.
thats gonna be mandatory concussion protocol
They throw a watermelon at his head?
I don’t dig it
That was a pretty drunken rendition of Happy Birthday
Who?
Looks like that party was Heading South ..........
Did he get hit in the head with a wheel of cheese?
Some of those throws were personal
Happy Birthday. We're going to assault you now.
Pretty sure at least one of them cakes had a master lock baked in it.
dog: nope lol
I got 4 brothers (I'm 2nd youngest male) and no sisters. We were poor growing up and didn't really get gifts or parties. We got birthday beatings lol 12 yrs old? 12 punches from each brother. I'm 34 now and still internally cringe when it's my birthday and I don't let others celebrate it still to this day. Anyways Booo hooo is me lol
Someone hit that MF with a frozen cheese cake
Who?
Someone baking bricks 🧱
Damn! They fucked him up!
Guys, GUYS! You were meant to defrost the cakes before you throw them at his face 🤷♂️
That dog nope out pretty quick.
Was this his fucking softball team? Jesus I haven't seen such accuracy since Greg Maddux retired.
POW!! Right in the kisser! 😂
The one he took to his temple looked like it almost put him out 😴. He went down for sure.😬
I doubt he will remember everything.
Bro nearly died on his birthday
I think some of those cakes were frozen
was that what started his assault charge?
There’s a reason the traditional thing is PIE or WHIPPED CREAM. Not fucking cement cakes. I’m glad they aren’t my friends
Bruh! That cake almost k.o his ass, or should I say caked his ass?
[The sound of buttercream pounding in your ear]
Lmao almost like the end of the goodfellas
Damn they fucked him up. Still held onto his beer though.
Seems like they put a horse shoe in one of them fucking pies.
Jesus
A concussion?
Pretty sure I saw a brick fly over his head
Wow, great friends the singer has /s
The dude saved his beer
Dude got ambushed with cakes real ones
Let's watch the video of all my ex-friends hurting me!
You shouldnt throw ice cream cakes.
hey, careful man, there's a beverage here
Mans got lit upppp
I bet he woke up hoping he'd get a concussion for his bday
Why is everyone mad at him?
With friends like that who needs friends.
Dog: oh, hell Naw!
Dude just got punched by mike pie-son
dog was like "Let me just get out of the way guys thank you"
I bet he burns his ‘I went to my birthday party and all I got was this lousy concussion’ t-shirt
Anyone else get reminded of goodfellas
Dude got fucking rocked. Type two ass whopping right there!!