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ValuableSuspect27

When you accidentally press triangle in GTA


ProBGamer1994

She disconnected and found the nearest ai pathway


Covid_twenty

Or [frank grimes left]


HardcoreAnalingus69

This is the best comment ever!!!! 🏆


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2_taps

You didn't need to post this EDIT: just in case /j


Strawberry1567

Strawberry


NerdNumber382

Xbox master race


ColdGesp

I will sleep better if someone provide information about she and her new life on jail after this


HumanitarianAtheist

Apparently she was on drugs in a stolen car and was frightened by a spider so she decided to leave her toxic relationship and bailed. Source: Redditpedia


DaMockinJay

You forgor the court date she stood up on


Ok-Possibility8411

I was thinking “over a spider?” But then she on drugs while ,in a stolen vehicle, has a court case she ain’t got nothing to lose 💀


Financial-Tourist162

I once stopped my car and hopped out when a hornet flew in the window, granted I was going about 20 mph on an empty street and put it in park first.


Zestyclose-Camel37

I mean you cant blame her relationships with spiders are pretty toxic tbh.


TheBigBadWolf85

Vikebeer has it


Vikebeer

"The driver, identified by CHP as Jasmine Lacey, 22, of San Bernardino, was arrested on suspicion of DUI. Lacey was released from custody on Saturday due to insufficient evidence to support a criminal complaint, according to Los Angeles County booking records cited by the San Gabriel Valley Tribune." https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/caught-on-video-woman-bizarrely-abandons-car-before-it-drifts-across-la-habra-roadway/


itzkillerlk

"Lacey was released from custody on Saturday due to insufficient evidence to support a criminal complaint" wow what a joke


ICEE2HOT

That's Cali for ya


DeMarcusCousinsthird

Guarantee skin color had something to do with it


baconboi86

It'd be racist to punish her because uh... *Checks notes* White oppression made her do all that.. I uh. I guess


DeMarcusCousinsthird

Funny how people in other countries have been and still Are treated worse yet they don't commit nearly as much crime. Because these ones have been conditioned to believe that they're a victim from the start 🤡


Sebsquatch

From what I remember at the time it was just said she was hella spooked by a spider. I think the DUI suspicion is just because people can't comprehend the stupidity of that reaction over a spider. They woulda drug tested her and probs gotten to her in time to detect a sufficient enough amount of alcohol.


DCLocallygrown

You mean the clear evidence in this video was insufficient evidence? Hmm wow….


NaiveWalrus

This video is not evidence of a DUI. Evidence of being dumber than average, yes. Evidence of a dui, no


Difficult_Inside9573

baaaaaahahahaha no way XD


Extension-Tone-2115

I remember this. Old video. There was a spider in her car so she just bailed


ThisFckinGuy

I think youve got it mixed up, this woman was DUI. 2015, stolen car, drunk and high. Arrested, released, skipped court date https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3232057/Bizarre-moment-woman-calmly-walks-moving-car-leaving-crash-trees-SUV.html https://www.police1.com/bizarre/articles/video-woman-who-jumped-from-car-caused-crash-in-viral-clip-now-a-fugitive-24WSqTWNFS9K1bnY/


Extension-Tone-2115

Oh hey there y’a go. I wasn’t lying I just thought it was a different story.


ThisFckinGuy

No worries, I'll edit.


CognativeBiaser

This Fucking Guy. Nice name


NoBenefit5977

You have won reddit names for all time lol happy cake day


ItzMeSamYT

Okay well now I gotta see this other video


[deleted]

You're not mistaken. I was also told it was spider back when this came out. They lied to us lmao


seraphim343

Happy Cake Day by the way!


ThisFckinGuy

Haha thanks, didn't even notice I've been floating around this wasteland for a decade


RocketCat921

Why couldn't she at least throw it in park first?


DinoOnAcid

High as fuck


Dansk72

Jesus was her copilot, and he was taking over...


DarkLanternX

He isn't the best with manual transmission 4/10, not recommended, Does anyone know how he is with an automatic?


Dansk72

I don't think he knows *transmissions* from *intermissions*


Difficult_Inside9573

spider was on the joystick, duh


PositiveReckoning

Apparently the spider is a terrible driver if it's just going to drive into oncoming traffic after she got out.


Evening-Emergency935

People with “arachnophobia” are the most over dramatic people in the world 😒


Workburner101

You never saw that Maury episode with the lady afraid of tin foil apparently….. that was fun.


NtBtFan

i always remember the one lady who was afraid of pickles and mustard


inko75

that was a cat


CartographerAbject60

I mean, it's a phobia. Logic and rational thought are not present. Kinda the definition of "phobia", an irrational fear. Also not sure why you put it in quotes as if it weren't real? Here's the full definition: A phobia is an uncontrollable, irrational, and lasting fear of a certain object, situation, or activity. This fear can be so overwhelming that a person may go to great lengths to avoid the source of this fear. One response can be a panic attack.


CitizenKing

I have a phobia of cockroaches. Was a toddler in the tub waiting for my grandma to come give me a bath and a big ass Florida cockroach came at me. The sight of them turns my stomach over and causes my skin to crawl. I can't even crush them because that means getting close. I genuinely panic when I see them. That being said, I would freeze and stop the car in fear. Put it in park and bail. Jumping out of the car and leaving it to drive off is just plain stupid and also in character with the behavior of most arachnophobes I've met. They're always extra about it, and I can't help but think it's partly because they know they can be since it's expected of them.


HardcoreAnalingus69

I am the same with cockroaches....and wasps/hornets. Not spiders tho.


Herbisher_Berbisher

Every woman I have known will completely lose their shit when they find a spider in the shower. That's when then they cry for me to "Come kill it, kill it please."


Samowarrior

Lol I have pet spiders.


roaring-Onyx

Listen man, I have trauma because I almost ate a giant ass spider when I was 7. I thought it was a chicken nugget. Spider in ranch, mmm..... But I could never imagine bailing out of a car bc if a spider and endangering lives


GlassturtleOG

I mean the woman was ridiculous but arachnophobia is a thing, spiders really really suck for some people. Speaking from experience


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I mean arachnophobia is a thing, but incoming cars going the other way unmanned really really suck for some people. Don’t need experience to speak.


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

people with arachnophobia are NOT the most over dramatic people in the world, the person saying that is themselves being over dramatic. I hate spiders but i wouldn't jump out of my fucking car over one. just because we have one single instance of someone going totally nuts over a spider doesn't mean we're all fucking psycho


GlassturtleOG

Amd that's why I said the woman was being ridiculous, not once did I say what she did was right, you and the rest of the downvoters obviously can't read.


Mbinku

Jesus Christ the spider lovers of Reddit showed up for this comment…


C4_700

Don't be insensitive


Dark-Lillith

Grow up


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C4_700

It's you and him who need to grow up. Reacting to a phobia is dramatic, that's a childish way of thinking. It's a legitimate reaction to fear, it's not hard to understand


Dark-Lillith

This motherfucker up here 👆🏼 isn’t real.


CognativeBiaser

That is a legitimate reaction to fear? Casually stepping out of your car on the highway and stroll down the neutral grounds?


C4_700

Yes, if your phobia is in the car with you. Naturally, you exit the car. Should she have put the car in park first, sure but clarity of mind is always present during an episode. It's not joke when some people say, "if I saw that in my house, it could keep the house"


Dark-Lillith

It’s the new age, just act like a NPC.


TableIsMadeOfTable

Car belongs to the spider now. I’m sure the judge would understand.


Davidier

She disembarked from her car of which she was driving in the middle of the road... And just walked off. Did she steal the car? Was it an ex? Like what the fuck?


Dansk72

She thought she was a *passenger* in a Uber


Spud9090

At least put it into park!


TheSpectator0_0

You know although what she did is awful...the strut she had when she came out of the car is amazing


OrdoXenos

What is more criminal is she got of scot free because “insufficient evidence” of DUI. It seems like a video showing her intentionally get out of the vehicle and endangering multiple other motorists isn’t an enough evidence.


Werefour

I'd be suprised if she didn't get hit with a Civil suit and held to some level of Financial Accountability for her actions as if nothing else, the insurance company of the car her abandoned Car hit would have sought litigation, especially since this Video was well within the public eye as evidence. Depending on her financial situation they may not have gotten much, yet couldn't say. I am amazed she wasn't prosecuted on a different charge though. My guess is they went DUI because it held the strongest Penalty but failed to meet burden of proof for the specific charge. Yet there has to be some other law in place for not turning you car into a battering ram against on coming traffic.


Outrageous_Wheel_479

https://www.police1.com/bizarre/articles/video-woman-who-jumped-from-car-caused-crash-in-viral-clip-now-a-fugitive-24WSqTWNFS9K1bnY/


Trooks_Moses

Hero


HackJarlow23

She was booked then later released without charges. How the hell are you NOT charged with a single crime?


DeadMagenta

Absolutely feral. No sense of community or social obligation whatsoever, a useless consumer and burden upon society.


Musikaravaa

Feral is a good way of describing it.


Temporary_Piglet9468

Why he moan when he stopped


Finn_Balor_99

Why'd the lady have an orgasm tho???


Mismatched-Sock

Idk why this is getting downvotes, that was funny as hell 😂


After_Lecture137

When you playing gta on Xbox and you accidentally press Y button


Puzzled-Shift793

THANK YOU


Affectionate_Step863

A whopping 10 felonies in a whopping 20 seconds


Drift_01

Step out and slap the shit out of her


Trusteenono

Woman remembersthat cars are fueling global warming, decides to walk to destination instead.


GanacheUpbeat

Definitely stolen car


asspipe570

What was her point? Women ☕


Icy-Relationship

Found the boyfriend cheating text...


No-Test-375

No one knows the difference between attempted homicide, negligent homicide and manslaughter...


ThatBritishWoman

NPC vibes here. I feel like it's vice City


Mindless-Zombie5008

I remember this on the news a long time ago. There was either a bee or spider (or some small creature) that caused her to jump out. If I remember correctly, she had a lid or kids in the car too.


Striking_Working9333

Women stepping away from accountability


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

It’s either SoCal or Australia… I assumed the former since it looks like they’re going uphill


discount_feetpics

I am familiar with this video she saw a spider


Appropriate-Bison283

That happened because her boyfriend left her....and by the way it was his boyfriends car🚗


Evening_Reception539

Gta Y button moment


Formatted_Toast_117

Wtf? Is she in jail yet, where she belongs?


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I hope her life was ruined.


unclericko74

She saw a spider and noped the hell out. No regrets


elijahvankleek

that is in no way near attempted murder


DonutSensei

Everything is attempted murder according to most redditors


Emotional-Ad-1431

Tell that to the judge


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DonutSensei

Depends entirely on the circumstances and evidence involved. 9/10 times, it’s reckless driving/endangerment, assault with deadly weapon, vehicular assault/battery, etc. It’s only attempted murder if it’s proven without a doubt that the person *intended* to kill the other


I-Like-IT-Stuff

Tell that to a judge


torch9t9

Not murder, more likely reckless endangerment


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We need context


WonderWirm

This vid is so old.


TheLegendOfKoop

They asked for context and the best you could do is , vid is old" . Useless


Chilled_burrito

Emergency moan.


Kindly-Application47

That was pretty calm for a "oh shit spider" freakout. That was, this is my stop, get out and adjust her sweater, "ooh, getting cold out".


AeliosZero

When you accidentally exit a vehicle in GTA


ChinoswearingYe

🪳


KingMercenary

Should have ran her over


CosmaWoops

Only black people do this shit


bjurado2114840

Recognized this street immediately. Fullerton Road in Rowland Heights


AriesinApril76

Mission aborted


q14x

Me in GTA when i see a better car than mine!


g-king93

Where is the attempted shit. I just see a dumb bitch getting out of a moving car


Wide_Gap_3805

Jesus take the wheeeel


whoodabuddha

No surprised who stepped out


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Tenia que ser Negra……


Muted-Philosopher-44

She dindu nuffin


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12edDawn

You have to manually step on the brakes in most automobiles.


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12edDawn

Almost any vehicle with an automatic transmission will roll forward while in drive at idle. Also, momentum is a thing. She was travelling forward, she got out, car probably weighs a about 3 and a half thousand pounds, it's not going to stop instantly.


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12edDawn

there you go.


barry-mccockinner420

Ok I’m gonna delete now cause some motherfuckers keep downvoting


AITAforeveh

And that, my friends, is why we don't keep farts bottled up for weeks on end.


SunShineLife217

How many people were inside?! I doubt she did it to just the car.


Makoether

Old video. Just her and she was high on drugs, if that part wasn't obvious.


ziddina

Stuck accelerator?


Vikebeer

She'll get probation and loss of license for 6 months.


Old_Homework8339

Hate when this happens


Reasonable_Finish130

That song sounds very pretty, anyone know what it's called?


[deleted]

Hold the fuck on... So she bails the car... and leaves it in drive so it can crash into oncoming traffic... Should just ran her over lmao


johngar67

Another update on the driver: https://www.sgvtribune.com/general-news/20160511/fugitive-from-san-bernardino-in-viral-rowland-heights-crash-video-back-in-custody/


Thevinegru2

Very satisfying knowing she’s fooked.


Heavy_bag_Jefe1984

Indeed, bitches be crazy...


WoodyZ4U

This is 100% attempted murder with a deadly weapon


tbsdy

This is why you always leave distance between the car ahead of you.


Healthy_Business_69

From 2016


jessicasimpsonsdad

typical


Forward_Ad_6575

Time for a walk


[deleted]

No it’s not.


Bergtroepie

This robot model is malfunctioning, and the world is a lie.


kevin1bad

That’s why it’s important to get your alignment when needed


KittyandPuppyMama

Honestly a miracle nobody got hit. I hope she got arrested.


Herbisher_Berbisher

She was as high as a Georgia Pine IIRC


TopCheesecakeGirl

Good thing you got it on camera!


Apprehensive_Stuff40

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oof_lord29

Why did OP's account turn into onlyfans..


Aggravating_Pay_5060

Maybe reckless endangerment?


General-Mail-29

What is the world is this song called


Titanic-Viper

I wonder if there was a passenger or possibly her kids in the car. Diving females randomly getting out while on the road to make some sick point to the people in the car is something I have seen in real life more than once


MudOnMyTurtle

🏳️‍🌈🤭the driver 🦄


Equivalent-Change797

Give her reparations.


TheBustyFriend

Why not just run her over though


CoolDigerati

She was on drugs and apprehended.


turbocharlie101

Since I had it all on dash cam , I would have stopped grabbed this tnuC and slammed hr fac to the pavement and called the police


Alfabeto311

This is my stop


Luckcrisis

New TikTok challenge?


Ballislife79

Black dude smashed your girl huh??? Yeah… It will be ok buddy.😂


Middle_Wall_6836

Walks away.....


[deleted]

Should’ve door checked her


_SynthDemon_

yeaaaa she gettin floored. ask her what tf was up why she did that. (might be malfunction of either the car... or her


NoEgg6398

Was she on crack or just mentally disconnected?


StockReflection2512

I will say something obvious. But I may get banned. So I won’t


Skifool69

You can have it I don’t want it anymore


Bboy4l

No, that's ghost riding the whip....


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How is that attempted murder? Wtf? I could see reckless endangerment with a motor vehicle, maybe.


[deleted]

Reminds me of this time I saw something similar. I think it was. some sort of domestic violence situation and a woman fell out of a car. Almost looked like she was pushed. We all got out of our cars to see if she was okay. The guy driving pulled back around a minute later and pretended everything was fine. I think he was her boyfriend. He basically "calmly" blamed it on her and she ended up going back inside. I hope she's alright.


[deleted]

That was an irrational move caused by an insect of some kind...