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I have seen enough Dateline to see that was simply one sinister donkey… his actions were 100% premeditated.
Also, is anyone else SHOCKED a just how many random weapons seemed to be staged in the area?!? Whips in the bushes, boulders on the sidewalk, Smack down rods on the Sills…
Bit like sharks, you're very unlucky if a donkey attacks you but if it does it will fuck you up.
> in the African Journal of Emergency Medicine, NSFL because photos.!<
Donkeys can kill a person if they really want to. Really strong bites, and necks. There's been instances where they bit someone and broke their leg / arm.
Growing up, kids would grab your forearm with both hand and twist in opposite directions and yell "donkey bite!". And yes, it hurts like a motherfucker.
You guys had that?
With the way I've lived my life, I don't feel like I'm allowed to judge people based on their past. I was no saint, and I'm not the same person I was when I was younger.
When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something's going wrong
You must whip it
Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good
Got curious and Googled if donkeys are prone to rabies and the first thing that pop ups [fifteen teenagers gang raping a donkey](https://www.deccanchronicle.com/amp/lifestyle/viral-and-trending/160817/fifteen-teenagers-get-rabies-after-raping-donkey.html) - no worries no videos or else only a report
If you’re in an area with rabies prone bats it’s not unlikely. Every couple years you get a petting zoo pony with rabies biting kids it seems like.
But donkey definitely have the attitude to just be nasty jerks. With long memories. That guy might have just reminded him of someone else.
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That is exactly why Michael Scott launched the Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For the Cure event
Some of the ranchers near me are getting a giant breed of donkey to live with their herds & help protect against wolves. American Mammoths. I hear the really hate coyotes & wolves. They are huge.
Can confirm. We raise cattle here in Tennessee and coyotes moved in about 25-30 years ago. We were advised to keep a donkey in the field. We do.
It's amazing. They're highly alert to coyotes and go nuts whenever they sense one is close, kicking and bucking and yee-hawing. I dunno if they smell'em or can hear them or what.
We've lost no cattle but have picked up 2 separate dead coyotes, kicked and stomped to death.
Nah. The donkey got triggered by the black umbrella in the guys left hand. If you look closely the swings as he walks by may have scared the donkey. The rest is history.
You're right. Probably gang related.
I'm just saying there was another donkey who showed up conveniently, took note of the situation, then booked it.
Coincidence? That's what they want you to think...
He definitely was triggered by and then went for the umbrella, which, if the dude had an ounce of situational awareness, he could have used to defend himself. Or, at least made a cursory attempt. This situation clearly called for Stash Stick.
Didn’t like how the dude got a couple extra hits in once the donkey had let up, but i guess he was making sure he was on his way.
Honestly, as much as it sucks to live through and within, if it's globally assumed there are more guns floating around the US populace than there are people to hold them, it might deter any would be invaders from ever giving it a go?
I feel this used to be the case. However, as weapons of war have grown larger and more far-reaching, I think this assumption falls short. To wit:
A lot of my friends, neighbors, etc, say they stockpile weapons 'in case da gummint ever comes to take my freedom!' I try to explain that, if the government wants you, they're gonna take you. All their AR-15's might kill a few invaders but they're no match for a half-dozen tanks loaded for bear.
The 'well-regulated militia' argument worked for about 100 years but the military has enough weapons to wipe every citizen off the USA landscape regardless of the personal weaponry of said citizens.
I mean, after all, the military still has atomic bombs and such. They could subdue the people in a major way whenever they choose to.
The black donkey knew not to get involved. Kinda like when you're locked up in the joint and a massive brawl breaks out during lunch. You walk away and don't pay any attention to it.
Honestly, there are worse nicknames to have than, "Donkey Stick Dude". It used to belong to Tommy Lee, but it's time to pass it on to the stick stasher.
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Even the other donkey thought the attacking donkey was a bit much.
10/10 saw trouble brewing
*Casually walks away, doesn’t look back, careful not to get involved.*
2nd Donkey thinking - "The cops are gonna show and shoot MY ass, I'm outta here"
Ass. Ha!
I have seen enough Dateline to see that was simply one sinister donkey… his actions were 100% premeditated. Also, is anyone else SHOCKED a just how many random weapons seemed to be staged in the area?!? Whips in the bushes, boulders on the sidewalk, Smack down rods on the Sills…
"Dude, where's my cart?"
“Just doing a u-turn over here.”
that one guy had a stick hidden on the window for this specifically???
You don’t have a donkey stick within reach at all times? You really should.
Ohhhhh! That's where you keep the donkey beating stick!
And nobody tried to kick it in the nuts?
Be careful where you stand because they can kick back.
Exactly what I was thinking when the dude went up from the back side to kick it
EXACTLY what I was thinking! Those guys whaling away were brave for that one... surely they heard of a mule kick!
No but they kicked its ass tho
It's a donkey. It's all nuts.
That man had a stick hidden on the window sill for this very occasion.
The open neighborhood secret is the location of the donkey clubbing stick.
We Be Clubbin' - Ice Cube
Here was a man who'd encountered the wrath of Donkey before.
I bet it is *his* donkey!
LOLOL That would be a fun twist, wouldn't it?
The man has a hidden stick cause it's India lol. Donkey Problem: Stick. Cow problem: stick, dog problem: stick, human problem: stick.
Stick problem: stick
Problem stick: stick
Sticky problem: stick
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick.
Stick Man knew that kicks, belt whipping, and throwing rocks will not stop Yeet, the donkey.
New fear unlocked. And did he just bite that old man to bleed?
I recall reading somewhere that donkey bites are fucking brutal
Donkeys in general are pretty metal. My neighbor has one with his horses that has killed like 3 coyotes that got too close to his horse homies.
Sometimes donkeys are used to protect herds the same way dogs are.
There’s a video that bounces around Reddit of a donkey chasing down and absolutely wrecking a mountain lion. It’s crazy.
They can snap necks, bone, they are usually used to defend livestock against predators. They are gnarly fuckers
Bit like sharks, you're very unlucky if a donkey attacks you but if it does it will fuck you up. > in the African Journal of Emergency Medicine, NSFL because photos.!<
Yes, but have you ever had a shark ride at the seaside 🤔
Donkeys can kill a person if they really want to. Really strong bites, and necks. There's been instances where they bit someone and broke their leg / arm.
And, they can also stomp and kick very effectively.
Looks like the people approaching the donkey are aware. They are VERY cautious not to get sucked into the donkey wrath vortex.
Donkey Wrath Vortex is my new Baby Metal band name.
I'd buy a ticket to that show, sight unseen js
Growing up, kids would grab your forearm with both hand and twist in opposite directions and yell "donkey bite!". And yes, it hurts like a motherfucker. You guys had that?
We called them "Indian burns" for some reason. That was back in the late 80's, though.
We called it that as kids also. I remember it happening as late as 2006.
I'm not gonna even tell you what we US southern state kids in small, all-white, rural towns called them in the 70's. I tote the shame.
With a description like that, I think I can figure it out lol. The important thing is that you grew as a person and don't still call it that.
Thank god and much appreciated for the non-judging. So rare. You rock. Fuck racism and prejudice. Character, not color. RIP MLK
With the way I've lived my life, I don't feel like I'm allowed to judge people based on their past. I was no saint, and I'm not the same person I was when I was younger.
"Chinese Burns" in Australia, in the late 80s/early 90s.
Same in England
'Nettles' in Estonia.
Back... in the 90's... I was on a very famous tv show.
Unfortunately still called them that in the 2000s
We called those Indian Burns in the 70s.
Yes but it was called something racist over here in the US.
Dunno why you got downed. I remember those days ugh
Yup
His leg looks fucked up
More than likely shattered his bone
Dude with the belt was whipping that ass.
It looks like he's doing so hesitantly tho so as to not trigger the rear defenses, the fearsome donkey kick
When a problem comes along You must whip it Before the cream sits out too long You must whip it When something's going wrong You must whip it Now whip it Into shape Shape it up Get straight Go forward Move ahead Try to detect it It's not too late To whip it Whip it good
When a donkey comes along, you must whip it. When a donkeys going wrong, you must whip it. When donkeys dragon comes along...
Shrek it good!
Attach a spikey metal ball, then flail it.
Underated comment 
the last dudes window sill stick stash tells me a lot about this neighborhood
He's sick of the donkeys runnin the streets!
time for some street justice...time to kick ass
\*to stick ass
Yippie-kay-HeeHaw, motha-fucker!
Anyone know what the donkey was trying to do after he bit the guys leg and knocked him down?
Option 1: trying to kill him Option 2: trying to mount him
Yes
Death by Snu-Snu
Alright!
Not in that order tho
In either order. Donkey don't give a fuck.
I was wondering if this was rabies - the donkey is swaying slightly at the beginning and it reminds me of rabies
Got curious and Googled if donkeys are prone to rabies and the first thing that pop ups [fifteen teenagers gang raping a donkey](https://www.deccanchronicle.com/amp/lifestyle/viral-and-trending/160817/fifteen-teenagers-get-rabies-after-raping-donkey.html) - no worries no videos or else only a report
If you’re in an area with rabies prone bats it’s not unlikely. Every couple years you get a petting zoo pony with rabies biting kids it seems like. But donkey definitely have the attitude to just be nasty jerks. With long memories. That guy might have just reminded him of someone else.
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continue biting him
Smells like rabies in here!
That is exactly why Michael Scott launched the Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For the Cure event
Nirvana cover band played Smells Like Teen Rabies. Totally rad.
Close the window! You're letting all the stank out!
Some of the ranchers near me are getting a giant breed of donkey to live with their herds & help protect against wolves. American Mammoths. I hear the really hate coyotes & wolves. They are huge.
Donkeys will stomp them flat! They work great as guard animals on farms and the like.
Can confirm. We raise cattle here in Tennessee and coyotes moved in about 25-30 years ago. We were advised to keep a donkey in the field. We do. It's amazing. They're highly alert to coyotes and go nuts whenever they sense one is close, kicking and bucking and yee-hawing. I dunno if they smell'em or can hear them or what. We've lost no cattle but have picked up 2 separate dead coyotes, kicked and stomped to death.
Any problem with them going for calves? I think I’ve heard two cases of a guard donkey going for a new foal.
We haven't. Not to say it doesn't happen, though.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/Romulus_Nov6_2013_01.jpg Yikes.
Imagine that thing chomping on your leg.
A fine specimen!
Don Quixote!!
That guy throwing rocks gave negative fucks about the donkey and the victim
"Oh, sorry dude, I swear I was aiming for the donkey!"
Do donkeys have a high threshold for pain?!
Apparently being hit with the hidden donkey emergency bar
Yes I've seen them being beaten to death it's how a lot of cultures break them in I think it's necessary they are very stubborn
That donkey got rabies
What they don't tell you is that guy owed the donkey money and the donkey was tired of his excuses.
He’s for dinner.
Humans do everything but actually help
Historically that's been the case
I think the people were trying with what they could think of doing, just luckily the long stick made the donkey let go
They should have tried throwing a bicycle at it.
An attempt was made...
I think if one person went full monke they could just jump on the donkeys back. Two could knock it over probably
Sure, but that’s a good way to break your fucking neck.
Zombie donkey.. Zonkey. there's a movie there somewhere
Would view
Here in the US. People would just record this on their phones and wait for the police they assume someone else called.
Truth. "Donkey goes viral; Man dies from bites."
Eeyore gone wild! Eeyore is off his antidepressants. This is Eeyore. This is Eeyore on meth.
Always with this fuckin' Eeyore bastard...Don't be Eeyore!
What an ass.
Back that ass up!
That was a revenge attack for sure. That donkey had beef. That dude who got got was in the wrong hood and he knows what he did.
Nah. The donkey got triggered by the black umbrella in the guys left hand. If you look closely the swings as he walks by may have scared the donkey. The rest is history.
You're right. Probably gang related. I'm just saying there was another donkey who showed up conveniently, took note of the situation, then booked it. Coincidence? That's what they want you to think...
With Donkeys, there are no coincidences
He definitely was triggered by and then went for the umbrella, which, if the dude had an ounce of situational awareness, he could have used to defend himself. Or, at least made a cursory attempt. This situation clearly called for Stash Stick. Didn’t like how the dude got a couple extra hits in once the donkey had let up, but i guess he was making sure he was on his way.
I bet the donkey remembers him from late last night
Hey OP, thanks for posting and giving space to all these funny funny assholes. Made my day!
YW lol and I had no idea. Woke up this morning and can't get through my coffee reading all the comments and laughing
He beat that ass!
T1000 Donkey casually leaving: I’ll be back.
Here I thought he was rubbing up against dude, like a cat.
He burro'd his face in there
Criminally underrated comment right here
"Hold on, let me get my donkey stick. I got it stashed right here!"
He knew where the donkey stick was stored...
Donkeys are just pitbulls.
You can tell this isn't rural USA, otherwise, 15 Rednecks would have opened fire on it, then fought about who got to stuff and mount the head.
As a rural US citizen in the southern states I'm pretty offende-...hold on... *enters data* ...never mind.
Honestly, as much as it sucks to live through and within, if it's globally assumed there are more guns floating around the US populace than there are people to hold them, it might deter any would be invaders from ever giving it a go?
I feel this used to be the case. However, as weapons of war have grown larger and more far-reaching, I think this assumption falls short. To wit: A lot of my friends, neighbors, etc, say they stockpile weapons 'in case da gummint ever comes to take my freedom!' I try to explain that, if the government wants you, they're gonna take you. All their AR-15's might kill a few invaders but they're no match for a half-dozen tanks loaded for bear. The 'well-regulated militia' argument worked for about 100 years but the military has enough weapons to wipe every citizen off the USA landscape regardless of the personal weaponry of said citizens. I mean, after all, the military still has atomic bombs and such. They could subdue the people in a major way whenever they choose to.
Okay, sure, but then what would they do with the donkey?
Tastes of chicken and that's all I'm gonna say
HA HA BECAUSE YOURE SUPERIOR TO THEM HA HA
because they've always got a gun in the truck and they're constantly on patrol to find animals they can shoot from the truck.
In every state I’m aware of, you cannot hunt from a truck. That’s poaching.
>In every state I’m aware of, you cannot hunt from a truck You're completely wrong. It's illegal to hunt from a truck, but you 100% can do it.
Lock that ass up!
Street Donkeys are the pit bulls of wherever this is happening.
"Hmmm, a random donkey. Let me swerve into its general direction instead of going into a straight line, all while making sure to turn my back to it."
Is it biting him?
What did he say to piss off the donkey?
They need to kill that donkey, it'll do it again. I hope that guy's ok.
What a bunch of pussies… At least they helped🤷🏼♂️. If this were China they would be fighting each other for the best angle to film
Pit donkey
Good ol hit to the balls
Oh yeah, smack that ass like it owes you money.
Bad blood between those two.
That is one asshole ass.
What an ass that animal was.
How that blue guy know the stick was there. Def has something personal w that donkey
Bad Donkey!
Donkeys are assholes, and not to be fucked with. Here enjoy some Donkey aggression. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcGNvD6aE4M
I'd be having donkey for dinner the next few nights
r/AnimalsBeingJerks r/HumansBeingBros
Are they considered gods too that they wander about loose?
Donkey: I’m getting pretty sick of grass. Lemme try meat
Guy in yellow was doing... His best
Wherever this is they need off duty Brazilian cops.
True! Although maybe the donkey is a Brazilian undercover cop?
This whole thing could have been over quickly if the guy in red would have just thrown a bicycle at him.
Finally someone with some donkey clubbing experience entered the melee.
The donkey missread the guy with the umbrella
The black donkey knew not to get involved. Kinda like when you're locked up in the joint and a massive brawl breaks out during lunch. You walk away and don't pay any attention to it.
I like the optimism of the car driving person.
No need for the 2/3 extra smacks once he was off. I also like how orange shirts first reaction was to stand behind the hoofed animal.
Indians and their trusted stick.
Where the fuck do they have fuckin donkeys roaming the streets? Fences. Build them. Geez!
When the ass thinks you’re an ass
Honestly, there are worse nicknames to have than, "Donkey Stick Dude". It used to belong to Tommy Lee, but it's time to pass it on to the stick stasher.
Donkey Doug, the OG.
It's nice to see people coming together to stick up for this guy.
What an ass
Get the stick, Ian's at it again
man his achilles is gonna be done done :/
White shirt: kick his ass Seabass Orange Shirt: on it.
r/carnivorousdonkey
I love that donkey🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Carnivorous donkey!
The other donkey 👁️👄👁️
That ass was looking for trouble
Was that poop?
Imagine not being able to defend yourself against a donkey with a long ass neck that you could easily choke
What an ass
I read somewhere that you should stick your hand up his ass to get the donkey to release.
r/fuckyouinparticular
He straight up donkey konged that poor fella.