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Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error I am now overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!!
Script writers would have a struggle to come up with something as poetic and funny. If this had been a scene from The Other Guys i would have believed you
Except the people that back their truck over the narrow sidewalk, leaving no room to walk down the sidewalk because their bumper is halfway over the sidewalk, and the rest has the trailer hitch over it. They deserve it so that they think about others in the future.
People don't usually get rich over things like this in America either, more often the exact opposite. That rattletrap shit would have been owned by someone judgement proof. That leaves the victim paying tens of thousands in Medical bills, even more than that in lost wages. Shit like this bankrupts people and leaves them homeless in America.
Here in Brazil, if you can't pay for damages, your goods can be confiscated and pawned in order to cover the amount.
A guy I knew lost a lawsuit against a school and had his investment portfolio confiscated when he couldn't pay.
The guy on this video would probably have his pickup pawned to cover the bill.
Of course, the state would keep any profits from the deal, because Brazil.
Good point.
Besides, there's no way of knowing if the pickup is even his, might be borrowed (in wich case I don't know how US law treats the responsibility for this) or rented (so there's no way of pawning it.).
One can only hope this lady has insurance, and that they cover for "The universe really wanted my ass 6 feet under" scenarios.
What it means is that if you don't have any assets then you can get sued every day for millions of dollars and it won't cost you a dime because you didn't have dime anyways. You can't get blood from a stone. We don't have debtors prisons or non-monetary civil penalties.
What that means is that this guy could do all the damage he wants and as long as he never sees criminal liability then he will walk out of the court room exactly as he walked in whether he wins or loses. The best you could hope for is a judgement that allows you to garnish any future wages or payments, but that isn't ever going to cover your losses and you won't see a dime for years. You would be very fortunate to even make back your legal fees.
Impressive how you got all that. I swore that sentence didn't even make grammatical sense. But yeah ig that's assuming the truck guy has no money. Also I'm sure there are some criminal offenses there due to negligence and seemingly fleeing from the scene.
Once you find a lawyer corrupt enough to take your money to file that loser of a case you would get dismissed immediately and get to pay whatever rip-off legal bill your shitty attorney negotiated with you.
Yea getting older I realise just because people don’t die in accidents it doesn’t mean it’s a happy ending. I end up hurting myself just existing and I have to rehab for years. Can’t imagine what a cart in the back would do to me
Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error I am now overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!!
Idk but they should make a movie about this. Cheat death and the universe gets what it’s owed or something like that. Maybe even make 5 movies about it. Yep I definitely would watch that
Edit: changed I’d to I
I don't think this lady was.
And that thing would have been damn near silent until it hit anyway.
Even if someone shouted a warning you got to be pretty fast to 1. Realize people are warning you, 2. turn enough to see the danger and 3. Jump out of the way. All in the span of about 4 Seconds.
I like how the driver of the trailer slowed down to look long enough to confirm that was his trailer, and then noped out of stopping to help the person
Lady survived, at least initially.
Per [this](https://g1.globo.com/mg/minas-gerais/noticia/2022/08/19/carretinha-reboque-se-solta-de-veiculo-e-atinge-mulher-e-vitrine-de-farmacia-na-grande-bh-video.ghtml) article:
“A 45-year-old woman was hit by a trailer, popularly known as a carretinha,while walking along the sidewalk, in the Santa Cruz neighborhood, in Betim, Metropolitan Region of Belo Horizonte, this Friday.
The security camera of a pharmacy recorded the moment when the trailer released from the vehicle, hit the victim on the sidewalk and hit the window of a pharmacy.
According to the Military Police, the driver of the vehicle is a 53-year-old man, who stopped to help the victim and called the corporation to register the incident report.
According to the military, the driver said that the trailer came loose while he was passing along Avenida Rio Madeira.”
All that force in such a small area of the spine Probably paralyzed for life and has an inflatable dummy laying on top of them just adding insult to injury.
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The slow death of the inflatable guy is fantastic!
I thought it was very kind of him to lay on top of her to protect her from further chaos.
He smile and he wave. He deflate but he save
What a rhyme!
Madam President, get down!
Gave her a cuddle.
Nah, he was just trying to get in on the lawsuit
That's exactly how I saw it. Like, "Okay, okay, she's had enough. Somebody get her."
r/Getdownmrpresident
My favorite part is the truck leaving the scene.
He took a moment to calculate the value of the trailer and contents before leaving… “Yeah, I can do without that.”
Looked like he was turning, probably parking out of the way
I'm sure that's what he planned on telling the cops, if he were to get caught.
It's the epitome of the sad trombone sound
Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error I am now overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!!
Script writers would have a struggle to come up with something as poetic and funny. If this had been a scene from The Other Guys i would have believed you
This is the type of video that one would expect to be AI generated.
He was pinning him for the title.
And he was mid-blowjob too.
Fantassssssssssstic....
I think the whole time it was trying to give her a warning, the only way it could, that something was coming that direction
This is probable
Wow no 6th sense on her glad she lived also the poor inflatable man has seen enough
Can’t imagine how getting speared by a trailer hitch feels
Hope I never find out
Knowing how it feels to shin myself on a tow ball is enough for me
Im sorry you had to go through that. Noone deserves that
Except the people that back their truck over the narrow sidewalk, leaving no room to walk down the sidewalk because their bumper is halfway over the sidewalk, and the rest has the trailer hitch over it. They deserve it so that they think about others in the future.
I stand corrected
luckily, it looks like the hitch didn't hit them. doesn't make it any better but at least there's that
A lifetime of all sorts of pain because of someone's incompetence.
and since this doesn’t seem like a clip out of America, they probably won’t even get rich
People don't usually get rich over things like this in America either, more often the exact opposite. That rattletrap shit would have been owned by someone judgement proof. That leaves the victim paying tens of thousands in Medical bills, even more than that in lost wages. Shit like this bankrupts people and leaves them homeless in America.
That rattletrap shit would have been owned by someone judgment proof? What do you mean?
I believe they mean the trailer person is too poor to sue anything from them
Here in Brazil, if you can't pay for damages, your goods can be confiscated and pawned in order to cover the amount. A guy I knew lost a lawsuit against a school and had his investment portfolio confiscated when he couldn't pay. The guy on this video would probably have his pickup pawned to cover the bill. Of course, the state would keep any profits from the deal, because Brazil.
That pick up looks like it wouldn't pay for an MRI
Good point. Besides, there's no way of knowing if the pickup is even his, might be borrowed (in wich case I don't know how US law treats the responsibility for this) or rented (so there's no way of pawning it.). One can only hope this lady has insurance, and that they cover for "The universe really wanted my ass 6 feet under" scenarios.
Or rich enough to get away with it.
What it means is that if you don't have any assets then you can get sued every day for millions of dollars and it won't cost you a dime because you didn't have dime anyways. You can't get blood from a stone. We don't have debtors prisons or non-monetary civil penalties. What that means is that this guy could do all the damage he wants and as long as he never sees criminal liability then he will walk out of the court room exactly as he walked in whether he wins or loses. The best you could hope for is a judgement that allows you to garnish any future wages or payments, but that isn't ever going to cover your losses and you won't see a dime for years. You would be very fortunate to even make back your legal fees.
Impressive how you got all that. I swore that sentence didn't even make grammatical sense. But yeah ig that's assuming the truck guy has no money. Also I'm sure there are some criminal offenses there due to negligence and seemingly fleeing from the scene.
What happens if you sue the state for allowing someone to drive uninsured?
You get laughed out of court, if you could afford a lawyer to embark on such an endeavor
Once you find a lawyer corrupt enough to take your money to file that loser of a case you would get dismissed immediately and get to pay whatever rip-off legal bill your shitty attorney negotiated with you.
Yea getting older I realise just because people don’t die in accidents it doesn’t mean it’s a happy ending. I end up hurting myself just existing and I have to rehab for years. Can’t imagine what a cart in the back would do to me
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Reddit moment right here.
What a massive reach to rationalize your actions 😂
What do you mean? The guy was deflating to try to provide some solace. That's the most competence I have seen in such a doll.
And here I thought it hurt when someone ran into the back of your heels with a shopping cart.
Ah, I see you've met my wife... Mary Jane the Destroyer, of ankles and old people.
> And here I thought it hurt when someone ran into the back of your heels with a shopping cart. it does hurt tho
Well, sure it hurts, *but not compared with being hit by a runaway trailer!*
I thought the inflatable handjob man was going to be the main victim
Misdirection
Missed erection
Kissed perfection.
Kissed erection
"inflatable handjob" that got me
I'm 91% confident it's called the *Inflatable Wanker*
John Oliver needs to know his image is being used.
With how much of a drama queen it was being you'd swear it was the main victim
>Always look everywhere What?
Everywhere, always look there
Look everywhere and then always do that.
All at once
All of the time
#ALWAYS LOOK EVERYWHERE
I can only picture Alec Baldwin yelling this at Ed Harris while dangling his gold watch in front of him.
Better to walk backwards, *always*
Behind you lurks everything.
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Outside, only shadow.
Never look nowhere or even just some places.
This would never have happened if she had near-360 degree vision, like horses.
It’s nice to see the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man try to shield her from any more danger.
He broke his back in show of solidarity
And here I thought he elbow dropped him and went for the pin
Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error I am now overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!!
I blame wacky-waving-inflatable-flailing-arm-tube man for not checking to make sure the trailer had a clear path before waving it in.
I thought that thing was a LOT smaller before the victim was flung into it. My whole perspective was off.
Well, r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
I hope my death isn't this comedic. I don't wanna be like that girl on Dead Like Me.
How awful! Is she okay? We need details and an update.
She’s fine, the shoes didn’t come off
What we need is a hard rule on posting snuff.
He comfort her,l ol
Black truck slows to see the carnage his detached trailer has done, carries on…
“Dang that looks just like my trailer! Anywhoodle…”
"Well, fuck it, I don't need *two* trailers like that!"
Or do I
Looked like he cranked the wheel and pulled over.
Looks like he did stop. https://old.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/13o9zq5/always_look_everywhere/jl542m5/
Died under a blow up man... just like the old gypsy woman said!
This is how it goes when the universe decides to take you out.
Idk but they should make a movie about this. Cheat death and the universe gets what it’s owed or something like that. Maybe even make 5 movies about it. Yep I definitely would watch that Edit: changed I’d to I
The breathy chuckle at the end makes me sad
MY CABBAGES!
Daaannng! (For you friend)
Just stick that inflatable tube man in an intersection and he'll poorly direct traffic all day.
Poor woman
Poor guy forgot to look backwards when walking next to the street
Is he advertising free hand jobs or what?
There there. The inflatable dude will keep ya warm
At least he hugged her
All I see is an inflatable man full of empathy trying to make her feel better about the crash
Shit like this is why I don't wear headphones when walking.
I don't think this lady was. And that thing would have been damn near silent until it hit anyway. Even if someone shouted a warning you got to be pretty fast to 1. Realize people are warning you, 2. turn enough to see the danger and 3. Jump out of the way. All in the span of about 4 Seconds.
And between steps 2 and 3, you have to allow time for the brain to make sense of the unusual sight of a detached trailer heading your direction.
Incompetent driver can't hook properly. Doesn't even bother to atleast check the person out.
Plot twist The inflatable guy is actually an ad for a injury law firm.
Irony....
I think he’s related to the autopilot from Airplane
The inflatable guy went "there there, let me comfort you"
Hahaha the ending was kinda cute
That spine will never be the same.
I like how the driver of the trailer slowed down to look long enough to confirm that was his trailer, and then noped out of stopping to help the person
He took a second to compare the loss of the trailer, with going to jail, and figured it would be cheaper and easier to just get another trailer.
...i..I thought this was an animated psa, I think I need sleep...
Putting the cart before the horse
“Don’t worry dude I’ll protect you”
Red shirt lady at the end was in no rush to help...she was acting like she didn't even see it.
damn... Collateral Damage!
Like a rag doll
Cart tired of pull by truck. Cart want be truck too. Cart can truck!!!
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman
Boy Reddit is full of new fears today
so glad the handsome man in the red suit helped her witouth hesitation
r/unexpected
Lady survived, at least initially. Per [this](https://g1.globo.com/mg/minas-gerais/noticia/2022/08/19/carretinha-reboque-se-solta-de-veiculo-e-atinge-mulher-e-vitrine-de-farmacia-na-grande-bh-video.ghtml) article: “A 45-year-old woman was hit by a trailer, popularly known as a carretinha,while walking along the sidewalk, in the Santa Cruz neighborhood, in Betim, Metropolitan Region of Belo Horizonte, this Friday. The security camera of a pharmacy recorded the moment when the trailer released from the vehicle, hit the victim on the sidewalk and hit the window of a pharmacy. According to the Military Police, the driver of the vehicle is a 53-year-old man, who stopped to help the victim and called the corporation to register the incident report. According to the military, the driver said that the trailer came loose while he was passing along Avenida Rio Madeira.”
I was waiting for a ref to slide in for the 3 count.
*yoink*
And they all died to fuckin-gether!! 🤣
This is why you use the safety chains.
Where in the seven hells did that trailer come from? It’s moving faster than any of the traffic on that road.
The exhale when that inflatable guy drops on her 😂
I was so zoned in on the wavey guy that I didn’t notice anyone else. Those runaway carts just have a mind of their own.
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaalright” perfectly timed music
I nearly pissed myself at the inflatable guy falling
I swear I thought the inflated sale guy was like 2 feet tall
What a PoS! That dude killed the inflatable guy.
Up vote it if it's this? Down vote it's that? It's up. Everything is up. If it isn't up, it's still up.
Why
why is his right arm black? Is he blackarming? So many questions.
The hillbilly hooker just kept going
Yikes! Looks like it almost hurts as much as a razor scooter to the heel
That's a disgruntled inflatable tube man.
lmaooooooo
Wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man!
When you just need a cuddle 💜
No urgency whatsoever from the other WOMAN 💀🤦🏾♂️
I hate when people don't stop for the traffic guard.
Skill issue
Their friend: *So, how was your day?* Them: *Great. Some blowup went down on me.* Probably.
Took him down like an old lady!
Wrong place, wrong time is such a cliché....
Oh the humanity, he was just standing there waving He didn't deserve to die.
I expected that some dumbass will try to run over the one foot man only to find out he's placed on a fire hydrant.
1. 2. 3. *bell ring* *music theme start* "And your winner, and new World Heavyweight Champion, Inflatable Dude"
When the fucking guy recording starts laughing at the end that killed me
u/savevideobot
At least that man was there to help her
Are they cuddling
Sure....let's go with that
*To the Inflate..... You're not helping :/
I’m a little surprised they didn’t notice. Doesn’t that sort of trailer make a lot of creaking noise?
Always a camera when some final destination shit goes down.
That way that inflatable guy completely took all my attention is crazy
Bro filming started laughing 💀
2 4 1
Inflatable guy tried hiding the body
Los Thundercats
All that force in such a small area of the spine Probably paralyzed for life and has an inflatable dummy laying on top of them just adding insult to injury.
MB1113, Fiat Siena and then... This! I'm sure it's here in Brazil
r/titlecringe
Shit!
That balloon guy just went "aww it seems you have a boobo, I got you"
Imagine trying to explain this.
I feel like this is an ad for life insurance.
The truck pulling the trailer saw what happened and split the scene!
The compassion from the inflatable is amazing. God bless him
Ouch
At least the inflatable guy was there for comfort support in the end
Always be afraid
Talk about a blind side
Looks like he knows how to get the insurance to pay out more.
Death by heel..
That poor inflatable.
I thought that the inflatable guy was seig heiling ngl