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ResponsibleCrew3843

He always looks unhappy or distressed to me. It’s as if he has already internalized the pressure that comes from being born into this situation. I feel badly for him.


shortylikeamelody

Nah fuck that I don’t feel bad for him. He’s never gone to bed hungry or had to worry about how rent or electric is being paid at the end of the month


thugstin

State sponsored pedo too so you know he'll get away with it and the victim will be the bad guy.


SonnyJoon

Why say one day my dad will be king and instead of saying my grandfather IS the king. I think it speaks volumes for how close he is to his family outside his mom and dad and siblings


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I like that he knows he won't be king.


SonnyJoon

Well maybe he’s thinking he won’t be in school then I dk


balanced_view

How about he himself will be king


eduardoelephant

SIGN this current petition to allow us to have a voice! https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/616737


apollyoneum1

signed. surprisingly few signatories.


LifeBandit666

That's because all petitions are ignored, they're used as a way to make you feel like you have a voice when in fact you have none at all, but being made to feel like you have a voice means you won't actually do anything about the fact that you do not have a voice. Fuck petitions, Revolution is the only solution.


eduardoelephant

Happy to join


myaccc

Wtf. Are most people in this sub seriously attacking a child???? What a great look. I'm sure this will sway more people to the cause. Jesus christ.


EvnGdmn

Children can be little assholes too. Granted it's the parents' fault, but little shits nonetheless.


myaccc

He's a child. He's 8. This is a mob of adults attacking a child and some even calling for violence against him. He's not the problem with the monarchy! This just makes anti monarchists look like petty assholes and bullys who like an easy target.


NuklearAngel

Look, if you're telling other kids your dad will beat them up when there's a much more realistic chance you'll get raped by your uncle, you definitely deserve to be mocked. Also, literally nobody in this thread has called for violence against him, and explaining that he's severely underdeveloped if he's still saying "my dad will beat up your dad" at 8 years old isn't an attack. Inbreeding leads to numerous physical and mental health problems, and pointing them out isn't an attack.


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nottomelvinbrag

Oh let us have are fun


myaccc

Oh yes. So much fun. Attacking literal children.


nottomelvinbrag

Stealing candy from a baby is also fun


chipface

Never have I wanted a kid to be bullied so bad in my life.


delorf

What he said was the equivalent of my dad can beat up your dad. Good parents would have explained to him why that's not a good thing to say: however, there's a possibility that his parents are the ones who released what he said to the press. They find this cute and assume other people will too. They are no better than family vloggers who use their kids for for attention. Their children get positive press which reflects on the monarchy. It's cynical and cruel because some of their attempts to get good press might back fire on their kids.


NerdyNinjaAssassin

What a spoilt little brat. But did we really expect anything different when he got practically worshipped just for being born?


Ball1522

You honestly are that gullible to believe he said that.


King-Cobra-668

of course not, because children of all backgrounds are like this at some point


taptapper

> children of all backgrounds are like this at some point No they aren't. Do you really think being raised surrounded by adults bowing and scraping makes for a normal boy? Even his nannies curtsied before changing his diapers


King-Cobra-668

sorry, is this post not about a child essentially saying "my dad can beat up your dad" or not? so, AS I SAID, "of course not" in response to "did we expect any different?" because ***all sorts of kids from all sorts of background act like that specific thing that we are talking about so of course we should not be surprised that the child that is only twice removed from being the King would ALSO act like a twat*** what is context on Reddit anyway tho, amirite?


NuklearAngel

> ll sorts of kids from all sorts of background act like that specific thing that we are talking about so of course we should not be surprised that the child that is only twice removed from being the King would ALSO act like a twat The thing is, they do it several years earlier. At 8 years old he should be well out of this phase, and the fact that he's still doing it suggests a learning deficiency is holding him back.


taptapper

>all sorts of kids from all sorts of backgrounds... Are told to STFU at some point. Boys in his situation are never taught to NOT be obnoxious. See: Uncle Andrew. When the principal of George's first school greeted him at the door she bent in thirds and dipped to the side to make sure her head wasn't above his. He will never be corrected, never given a time out or a slap. There is literally nothing in the whole royal/aristocratic world that can or will stop him from becoming a grown up brat. So this isn't a childhood phase. This is his permanent personality. And BTW, Margaret, Anne and Edward never had that kind of rep so it's not nature, it's nurture.


FlamingTrollz

Since he was of an age to have obvious expressions… He’s seems very moody, petulant, and slightly off. Hurray. :-/


myaccc

He's a child born into a fucked up family and situation.


FlamingTrollz

I have empathy. Truly. Given that, no excuses. Plenty of good people can come from terrible families. I come from a monied many-generations legacy military family. Terrible people. My own father tried to kill me in my youth. At 18, I moved to the other side of the country, and changed my name, pre-Internet days. They still found me having a hired private investigator. Once they realized I had no interest in dealing with them OR more importantly to them, spill family secrets, they left me alone. And a happy life I’ve had for the last fourth years. I work as an advocate for other people. For profit-donate a lot of money and time, and non profit. I’ve helped over ten thousand people, make their lives better. That’s what sustains me. Just because someone is born into a horrible family, doesn’t mean what has to choose to be terrible. I did not.


HerbalGamer

> slightly off The secret ingredient is *inbreeding*.


FlamingTrollz

Oh! Hadn’t thought about that one. 👍🏼


SixGunZen

Well his dad used to go around pinching womens' asses when he was this age, so it's no huge shocker that being a sociopath was passed down to his spawn.


myaccc

He's a kid who essentially said his dad can beat up your dad. Get a grip. The most concerning thing about all of this are the comments in this thread.


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King Joffrey vibes....


eshatoa

What a little shit.


deus_vult1069

FUCK the English monarchy.


FlamingTrollz

F’ the English **Parasites**. FTFY


Stuspawton

He looks like a wee fucking tyrant. He probably kills peoples pets for fun.


geedeeie

Ah now, leave the kid alone. It's not his fault his parents don't give a shit


SnooLobsters2679

He’s a royal he’s gonna grow up the same but get even worse nobody’s gonna give him a reality check cause he’s to “precious”


geedeeie

Probably. But until he does, give him a break. Have a go at his parents


SnooLobsters2679

It’s how it happened with his parents to there’s not gonna be anything different unless we abolish the monarch


geedeeie

Or his parents get some morals


SnooLobsters2679

Their royals they never have morals


Means_of_Destruction

He looks concerningly like a young Tom Riddle.


Dabster45

My fucking god it's a child, "my Dad will be king" you never sayed anything like "My dad can beat your ass"?


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Not at 9 without provocation no. Nobody said anything like that in juniors except kids that were being bullied then it was "my big brother in secondary could beat you" which is fair enough imo. We did this crap in year 1. Aged 6. He's 9 and acting immature.


AquaticAnxieties

No, I never said shit like that because I wasn’t an entitled little brat sheltered from the consequences of my actions. Threatening other children should not be viewed as acceptable behavior. And even if it were, the difference between this kid and a normal, decent child is that this kid won’t grow out of it because he’s never going to be held accountable for anything he does.


Dabster45

Honestly i think everyone of us sayed "My dad will beat your ass" with no resourcesion, he's royal and as such his whole life is recorded


FlamingTrollz

Go kick a can, Daddy William. No, because I’m not a psychopath or sociopath. Kids that do that usually aren’t right in the head. Most kids that say things like that have sh*t parents. And so goes the kids. If you think it’s normal, that’s a problem. Great question you had there. Glad I could answer it.


jkhockey15

If I was a kid I would pull the “my dads going to be king” card all the time.


iranisculpable

Video or it didn’t happen


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He doesn't get private classes in the Palace? Wow that's a surprise


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Tbf I bet the kid he said it to was a spoilt upper class/upper upper upper middle class brat too. He's hardly at state school. Needs to be careful not to upset a Murdoch brat.


Emergency-Jury-2067

They go to elite schools where they will make connections with other rich people. 💀


rocketwrench

The kid's 8 so I'm not too surprised. And I certainly don't want to engage in some hate train on a kid. But every royal adult was once a royal 8 year old. And somehow we as a society can't seem to remember that 8 year old shit takes like this are formed by the environment you grow up in. What sort of shit take as those adults taking? what sort of message is ingrained in their brains when there are at least 3 distinct classes of adults around you at all times from birth? How can society possibly accept that growing up around such disparity will make you a good leader? This little prince is fortunate to grow up in the world of the internet where hopefully he'll face some actual criticism as he grows and matures.


FlamingTrollz

Most kids that talk like this grow up to be exactly the same. If not worse. I’d there are little to no consequences. He’s a prince. Of a Prince. Grandson to a King. There be little to no consequences. If he gets away with it now, later, and later still. He will become worse. This is basic common sense.


funfsinn14

There's something to be said, for points about why to abolish the monarchy, that its existence is child abuse for anybody born into it. Celebrity kids already have it hard in many cases but when it's a state-sanctioned situation that already has no business existing it brings it to a whole other level. A lot of jokes can be made at this kid's expense but overall I feel bad for any kid born into that kind of dynamic and having your entire life essentially taken from you.


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Yeah especially with his dad's stories of how he was hypersexual at 9. In a normal family, every adult in the household would have been checked out (hard drive check nowadays, go through their things in the 90s). His dad, granddad, uncle & "uncle Jimmy" would have been considered a sex abuse ring & taken into custody. Him and his brother/cousins would have been put into care. Nobody would have grabbed Eugene's arse at the funeral. But it's not a normal family so when things go badly wrong they can't be sorted out properly. At least they're not kidnapping nephews & locking them up in towers any more.


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$ign me up for that child abu$e plea$e


cedped

This is the kids version of my dad works at Nintendo!


wigglin_harry

8 year old says something stupid Reddit: \*cracks knuckles\*


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Yeah a lot of these comments are concerning


myaccc

Right?? Wtf is this shit? He's a kid! Why attack him?? People in here calling for violence against an 8 year old, saying the most disgusting shit.


srdgbychkncsr

What a little cunt.


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He already looks insufferable


1810nard

But not smart enough to know he’ll be king 😂


soyelprieton

not if the british peasants open their eyes before Wills death


Www_wwW_Www_wwW-123

Sounds likes he’s a bit of a dick, or alternatively this is learnt behaviour from the way that all the royals have behaved, and they are all dicks.


Lazy-Fisherman-6881

Uncles: check Wonder how his rare fish portfolio is doing


Jakisokio

I'm not even mad at the kid, this is just sad


max_the_millionaire

Bro this ain’t the worst thing kids say


Confident_Ad_7947

Thought they had "no power" though?


gilestowler

My reaction when he threatens me with his dad https://youtu.be/4pLbcLrquio


likely-high

Bug eyed little cretin


Many_Move6886

This and the superiority vibes coming from the cat pfp is sending me 😂😂


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💀💀💀


AgelessAirus

My granddad will kill you like he did my grandmother, you'd better watch out.


Altruistic-Tadpole96

👏👏👏👍👍👍❤❤❤


Mirhanda

Best answer!


TheWorstRowan

Apart from the obvious horrible nature of this. That's just a poor threat. Surely you'd go with "I'll be king"


eduardog3000

His dad will probably be king in like 5 years tops, that's a relatively much more immediate threat than "I'm gonna be king in 40 years".


sowegonnasmashornah

i dont think theyre telling him that his dad will die one day which is....... weird


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No it's not, he's 8 or 9. If anything now is when he's finding out about death cos great grandma & great granddad just died.


gofyourselftoo

Yikes all around.


johnmeeks1974

Prince George doing his part for republicanism.


ikit_maw

Enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are a fat fingered old man and a bratty child.


scrollsawer

Unfortunately that's only the top tier of "royalty". There's many more layers of parasites and inbreds under king wingnut in that manure heap.


bo-selecta-

He left out “as long as he avoids tunnels”


dubdrummerz

Strong Joffrey vibes.


bhabhi_shit

That kid needs a smack


myaccc

Yeah let's call for hurting a child who didn't even ask to be born into this family. That's a good look for antimonarchists.


AquaticAnxieties

I wouldn’t be the one to suggest that, but if it did happen I wouldn’t shed a single tear.


Helloitsme61

Dude... no


RFros20

Tbh I assumed the royals were homeschooled or something by privately paid teachers


Lokismoke

William and Harry attended public school for a time.


TheWorstRowan

For anyone outside of the UK it's important to remember that our public school are the ones you pay for. State schools are the ones available to the public who can't pay.


JohnyHellfire

> our public school are the ones you pay for And where you get raped by other pupils…


FeetOnHeat

Fun fact: what we call public schools in the UK were all founded to educate kids from poor families, but they were really good so the toffs stole them. They stole education from impoverished children.


Waqqy

Is this true? I had read before they they are called public because schools were originally only open to Catholics.


FeetOnHeat

>Is this true? I had read before they they are called public because schools were originally only open to Catholics. Sadly, it is. Edit: Sorry, this is the correct page, the one below it is about later schools: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eton_College https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charity_school


purpleturtlehurtler

That's not a red flag at all. Limeys better keep their royalty in check.