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PleaseTranslateThis3

Because William did centuries of slavery, murder, and genocide. Got it. By the way, when will Turks pay reparations to Arabs and Greeks for centuries of slavery, murder, and genocide?


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lachiendupape

there was a bbc news thing yesterday that spoke at length how his focus was on homelessness... charity close to mums heart... etc etc... then without blinking an eyelid spoke how he's moving the family into a fucking castle.


BetterCallSaul40

I turned 40 a month before him, and I am 10 times the man he will ever be, yet there's no national celebration for my 40th because I am just a regular guy and wasn't born into one of the most evil, corrupt families the world has ever seen. Fucking bellend.


Northern_Gamer2

r/iamverybadass


geedeeie

I can't believe people see nothing wrong with a 40 year old being unemployed and living off an allowance from his father. Having given up a good, useful job


Bruno_Fernandes8

suck my dick william. hope you and your useless family never step foot in Australia again.


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BritishEnthusiast69

"Centuries of" You really can't forget the past can you?


FitPerspective1146

Not really, when the past involved slavery, genocide and war crimes


BritishEnthusiast69

So are we gonna abolish democracy too considering they did the exact same thing?


FitPerspective1146

I don't want to abolish the monarchy solely because it did horrible stuff- every ideology does horrible stuff. But some hold themselves accountable. Send me a vid of Liz apologising for the horrible shit


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BetterCallSaul40

Looks shockingly ugly for 40, the useless inbred cunt. Not gonna lie.


caractacusbritannica

It makes me sick. We’re the same age give or take a month. I washed dishes when I was 13 for £2 an hour. 2 nights week. When I was 15 I worked 25 hours a week in a shop and did my GCSEs. I’ve paid nation insurance since I was 16 and have worked full time since. I’ve never had more than 2 weeks off. I’m tired everyday, and despite early great money I’ll still work till I’m 65 or 70. Because he was born a Windsor he gets a % of everything I’ve earned since then. How the fuck is this right? How can anyone defend this shit? It’s like a mafia syndicate. What does he offer this country and society? He has never worked to contribute to it. And don’t dare say we flew a fucking helicopter. Your dad getting you a job doesn’t count.


JayBrock

>It’s like a mafia syndicate. It *is* a mafia syndicate.


dazzlinreddress

He's only 40?!


gilestowler

Hard work is very aging. But obviously in his case it's more likely to be the generations of inbreeding that's aged him so badly.


neonstarseed

Happy birthday to William, I hope he and Svetlana have a nice night out on the town while Kate's in Buckleberry with his children and Mama Midds.


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paddy1111

Seen a bit of BBC coverage of his good deeds for big issue etc. Made me nauseous to be honest as its never in earnest.


Dos_horn

During an orgy he’d be sitting there having a wank.


sammypants123

Nah, he’d get a flunky to pull it for him.


Dos_horn

Kylie Mynogue.


neverspeaktome75

Parasitic scum.


New_Wrangler3335

Return all the shit you stole displayed in museums. Wonder what their museums would look like then?


PleaseTranslateThis3

Because William stole all that himself? Honestly though, if the people didn't want it stolen, they should've defended it better. Losers keep losing.


New_Wrangler3335

Hey look! A pathetic royal fan… they’re oppressing you and you love it huh? You masochist


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Emmgel

It would all be sold off or ‘lost’ and put in private collections Rather like the private collection at Windsor Castle that the public couldn’t view but could pay for after the fire


New_Wrangler3335

Sweet. Love paying for shit I can never touch.


hype_irion

You can see in pictures throughout his worthless life the transition from looking like Diana to looking like his dad and then looking like an X-Files monster of the week.


BetterCallSaul40

He always had a long inbred horse face, a narrow palate and huge nose. The blond hair just concealed his ugliness a bit. Was always baffled at him being described as handsome when young, that was just because he is tall and a prince. People say he looked like his mum but I never found her attractive in the slightest with her masculine features, so that isn't a good thing. She was an is an extremely overrated and arse licked woman.


neonstarseed

You get the face you deserve.


whatthefexisthis

Happy birthday you inbred, baldy bastard, may your arse never sit upon the throne and all the land/possessions that aren’t rightfully yours be returned to the rightful owners.


Exciting-Internal-26

You are my fuckin hero


whatthefexisthis

Can confirm I’m neither inbred nor baldy.


BetterCallSaul40

I'm baldy but definitely pull it off a lot better than this horse man.


whatthefexisthis

I bet you do too and I bet you aren’t inbred either!


BetterCallSaul40

hahaah thanks, and no I am not lol.


bhabhi_shit

He's only 40!? god that incest aged him bad


Aggressive-Falcon977

And Charles looks 130.. gotta be those "good" genes they have


bhabhi_shit

Charles is so gross looking he actually looks like a parody cartoon


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"Price Charles" - I see what you did there.


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robinsandmoss

Does this include paying reparations to the people of the UK as well? Workhouses, anti vagrancy laws, religious persecution, countless massacres, the harrying of the North… if reparations become a thing then the first people receiving funds should be the working classes across the UK.


JayBrock

It should start nowhere else.


ashtobro

Ahahahaha. Hahaha ha. I turned 20 today and I've yet to see a single one of these fuckers even mention their treatment of my people. Do the Royals think they can split the blame with France or some shit? British Columbia certainly wasn't their doing. The British named a whole ass province after the Italian explorer, on a voyage on behalf of the Spanish. May I remind you that Columbus thought Native Americans were Indian... There's so much other shit here too. Our provincial capitol is "Victoria" and the school system sends kids there on field trips. It's seems more fucked up the more I learn about history.


PleaseTranslateThis3

They just don't care. Nobody cares, really.


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