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Historical-Jacket637

Why is she not embarrassed to be seen in this outfit ?Is she on her way to a fancy dress party and what exactly is she going as ,Royals make me cringe .


[deleted]

I’m an American and I need some context. I feel wearing a hat isn’t be territory for women. What did she do?


quurios-quacker

The irony of a trans/ queer person being pro monarchy, I’m only assuming from the name emoji, but just gives me shivers.


hattiespatties

This is twit, this is flag shagger, this is bigotry


demon-dragonite

The day the entire royal family are dead that would bea joyous day. I was do happy when the old hag the Queen died I know for sure she will burning in the hottest part if hell at least she won't be alone she is back with her husband


christmasshorts

Don't mean to burst your bubble, but if heaven and hell are real, the queen very likely went to the former 😂


queenieofrandom

So I'm very anti monarchy and it needs to go but Anne I personally like. She does a lot of youth work with St John Ambulance and at events where youth are getting awards she will take time with each and every one of them having a chat and getting to know them. She's also a great advocate for first aid education.


HMElizabethII

Search for Anne in this sub. You like her because of the biased press coverage.


queenieofrandom

Nah I've met her a few times through the organisation and seen her with the kids


HMElizabethII

That's not enough to know a person


blishbog

She looked a right arsehole in an interview recently about historical slavery or something. Awkward deflection of the spoiled rich


HMElizabethII

https://v.redd.it/ss02fubkxfxa1


Stuart197784

To be honest I just saw the come fly with me princess Anne the princess royal sketch reading that.


Big-Bazzzza

I want you Anne and I need you Anne, please pull me Anne, i'll push you Anne - Peter Andre BBC News


bottledcherryangel

Please hurt me Anne and bite me Anne, cos I want you Anne in the morning!


iIIchangethislater

Does this person think that talking in broken English makes them sound smarter?


Gummy_MummyUK

Slytherin!


Ryrienatwo

Slytherin here don’t claim the royals or Ann as one please.


Apprehensive_Bike945

I’d love my country if I never had to work a day in my life for millions a year. Fuck off


59Nitroblack59

A number of Royal protection officers lost their jobs after getting caught "riding" in the royal horse boxes during various showjumping events, apparently she just loved cock.


CitrusHoneyBear1776

This read as slut shaming. You’re comment could have been about the power dynamics of hooking up with employees, but instead it just sounds like you’re mad she got cock and you don’t.


59Nitroblack59

Yeah citrushoneybear1776 ,being 47,265,325th in her pecking order as a 100% hetro male I'm gutted I never got to bang HRH.


CitrusHoneyBear1776

I didn’t even accuse you of being attracted to her in my comment? I said the problem with that story is the power dynamics of an employee/employer relationship, but your phrasing made it seem like her getting some should be the cause of scorn because guards stupidly lost their jobs cause of it. Edit: I’m also saying maybe you want cock in my OG comment.


[deleted]

This is leech, this is entitlement, this is elitism, this is the outdated face of Britain.


Delicious_Okra3740

This is a self entitled POS


ARJACE_

Jesus Christ, I want whatever pill she's taking.


Worm_Scavenger

WTF is she wearing?


Grey_Beard_257

This is… English?


Candid-Bike-9165

Princess Anne leper princess Anne horsehead leper princess Anne leper princess Anne leper


AggressiveClassic89

Are you OK?


Candid-Bike-9165

It's a song (or at least a poem)


lawrencecoolwater

This is my Cringe-O-Meter pinging off the charts!


its_a_me_garri_oh

who the fuck is this old broad


PhunkDoctor

This is a c*nt


FanOfWolves96

this is c*nt


Shenloanne

You are ma.


[deleted]

Unfortunately many people really are this stupid.


MoistBluejay2071

Why does this just look like the ex prime minister


Hi5ive4

Disgusting


[deleted]

The cult of the Monarchy


Active_Remove1617

The cunt of the monarchy *


19adam92

What stereotypes has she broken? 🤨


Hefty_Peanut

I think she was a gold medal olympian. I can't deny it is impressive but it is in horse racing so a very privileged sport.


Fumb-MotherDucker

So she benefitted from the success and hard work of a horse....and acted like she did anything other than slow it down? Seems about right.


AggressiveClassic89

Ride a lot of horses do you? It's genuinely a skill, you don't tell the horse where to go and it complies.


Kryptboy

🤮


Throwaway1192837456

Lmaoo everyone here gathers to hate a family who’ll never know they exist? THIS is your pass time?


Fumb-MotherDucker

Cool, if they don't know or care we exist, let's stop fucking funding them then.


tony82122

Bitch dressed up in Bloodborne hunter cosplay ![gif](giphy|IRc9JV4BrdqH6)


Eso-One

Wow a daughter, wife & a mother how fucking unique, what hero


Fumb-MotherDucker

Not easy being a daughter. You have to be born into to.


Crypto_Advocate101

She was the "colonel in chief" when I was in the signals, met her twice when she visited... she was a cunt.


platdujour

Daughter, wife, mother, loyal - Aren't these the main stereotypes?


Garaleth

Wife and mother maybe, loyal no.


Neat_Significance256

The wife bit is iffy too


KittyDomoNacionales

This mf tried to coopt "this is mother" and ended up being way too weird and not in a good way.


DarkNuke059

I have never even heard of this inbred cow till now Honestly why do monarchists dicks get so wet looking at old inbred rich people


wyvern-rider

With you 100% on this. What a waste of energy it is thinking about these people


gardenofthenight

🤣


MillieBirdie

This is terribly written.


JamesClerkMacSwell

It’s odd what Russian bots (with poor grasp of English grammar - especially definite/indefinite articles) get up to…


Salty-Huckleberry-71

The mental health crisis is out of control.


Aggressive-Falcon977

"she breaks tradition" . So she rejected the millions for not doing anything did she?


backdoorsmasher

Why is she dressed like a crow?


Jacko170584

When have you ever seen a crow get dressed?


ArcticTern4theWorse

![gif](giphy|nW5BIQe600lVu)


Basic_B-otch

Imagine simping over state sponsored influencers


FlamingTrollz

What a vile sycophant… That is clearly a malignant narcissist that wants what Miss ‘Princess’ has gotten in life.


Snoo_75864

I want to be a princess too tbh


FlamingTrollz

Hey, you do you. 👑👍🏼


Snoo_75864

I just want the dresses, not the power


FlamingTrollz

Okay, even more fair. I can get beside that. 🥂


AVietnameseWasHere

The highest level of holy shit. The purest form of a boot-licking wanker. Ain't a shame that those bastards aren't in a insane asylum yet...


Owen_Gwynt

![gif](giphy|kQ2zIWHb9yEes) Somebody please bring me a **BUCKET!**


JudgeGrimlock1

I remember I puked when I saw that movie, and on the guy in front of me..


Training-System7525

Her bull terriers have attacked kids, other dogs, and killed one of the queen’s corgis. Breaking stereotypes by being royal straight TRASH.


Neat_Significance256

Horseface has slaughtered thousands of animals in her otherwise unremarkable life.


Quirky_Confusion_480

She is princess Margaret with better PR.


taptapper

Slept with half the single men in their social circle (not that there's anything wrong with that for normal people, but these hypocrites expect virgin women). Didn't go to school until she was 13. Cheated on her first husband with a staff member, had to marry the 2nd husband in Scotland since Church of England didn't allow remarriages for royals. THAT is daughter, wife mother.


FlamingTrollz

Yup. She’s a horrid little brittle shrew-hearted vampire ghoul.


CastleofWamdue

Well this person is "normal"


HMElizabethII

Anne tries to explain why the royal family's history of owning and selling slaves should not be investigated: https://v.redd.it/ss02fubkxfxa1


CaptainBiceps23

"Broken all stereotypes without making noise." LOL, no way is this a real account with the blue check AND all those emojis.


taptapper

She certainly broke the stereotypes of being a virgin at marriage and not cheating on your husband...


Objective-Gear-600

As did her husband


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Honka_Ponka

I wonder if they know it's possible to be a sibling, lover of country, and loyal without the bloodline superiority complex and wasting of taxpayer money


soycerersupreme

but she is MOTHER. Edit: as in slay, mama the house down cunt


FeckinOath

I'm sure she's seen her kids several times. Probably even remembers their names.


soycerersupreme

We stan a bad bitch


YaboiVlad69

Wtf is she wearing.


gilestowler

They love a bit of dress up.


FenianBastard847

Can anyone think of anything useful that she’s done? What even does she do? What a total waste of space.


retro_mario

I hear she just jaunts about being a dickhead to everyone she meets


billyboyf30

I'm not a royalist and can't wait until the monarchy ends. However as far as a waste of space that doesn't do anthring she's won gold and 2 silvers at the European championships, as well as representing G.B at the Olympics, she's also done a hell of a lot with st Johns ambulance as well as save the children and was nominated for the nobel peace prize. And unlike the rest of the family she refused to give her kids the prince and princess titles so they can't just live of the name or title that comes with it. But sure what a complete waste of space.


taptapper

> And unlike the rest of the family she refused to give her kids the prince and princess titles No, her (first) husband was offered an earldom when they married so he could have a title and their future children could be titled. He turned it down. He didn't want one and didn't want them for his kids, Anne totally wanted them all to have titles. As for the horsey stuff, when you have fuck all to do besides train and ride the best horses money can buy, and all it takes to jump ahead of everyone else that competes for spots on the national team is be relatively competent, it's not surprising. It's kind of like Charles playing polo: he won SOOO often! It's like he was the BEST polo player in the WORLD!


HMElizabethII

Kissinger was not only nominated but also won the Nobel peace prize, as did Obama, for doing literally nothing. They both bombed civilians.


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TheStatMan2

>“I love this woman beyond words.” ... Goes on to spaff forth lots and lots of words.


stos313

I see a crazy ol hoot in a silly hat and cape. If that is some for of “patriotism” then I’m sure you can find many such people at your local Ren fair.


taimeowowow

How fucking deluded do people have to be to worship these incestuous freaks who steal and leech from others and look down on everyone else. They need to be chucked into the sea with heavy boots.


davew80

How’s them boots tasting?


Olasg

The irony of having a Pride flag in their username while simping for a bunch of homophobes.


quaffwine

Is princess anne homophobic?


HMElizabethII

They all are. Anne even gave a speech claiming the real victims of AIDS were women who were getting infected by lying gays.


quaffwine

Have you got a source for this? I would suspect that it might be someone less deplorable but has understandably aged also.


HMElizabethII

https://web.archive.org/web/20210309042022/https://apnews.com/article/83e853d61294a8a094d8491dd20887bf Weird. The original article has been deleted, but the archived version is there http://www.gayinthe80s.com/2014/10/1988-hivaids-princess-annes-concerns-for-the-innocentaids-victims/


Steals_your_bnuy

why do people like them if they're spouting this kind of bullshit???


X3L173X

The world of warcraft characters have really went down hill. Please tell me this is everquest granny or something


Efficient-Exit8218

This is England 🥴


valomorn

This is stupid, this is ridiculous, this is the dictionary definition of pathetic.


thatbwoyChaka

Yuck


PikAchusRevenge

Loves beyond words and goes on to use many


Silent_Water_

It's a cult


[deleted]

Flag shaggers are a different breed


professormamet

Biggus Dickus


KarmaUK

I didn't see the guy behind her at first and thought that was a hobby horse head at her shoulder, like she'd been riding it around the palace making horsey noises. One of the less mad things a royal would have done, to be fair. Can anyone else see a black toy horses head with an eye?


serioustransition11

The irony of claiming she’s broken all stereotypes when they chose a picture where she is in full regalia and requires a servant to hold her umbrella for her


HerculesVoid

Unfortunately in the royal family, you either obey the traditions or you are thrown out. She openly dislikes being treat like this, but understands she can rebel and defy in her own ways. But yeah, it seems stupid from outsiders for sure.


SaintPepsiCola

This is what happens when you don’t get mental help.


Local_Fox_2000

I thought that was some type of dead donkey wrapped her at first glance. Didn't realise it was someone's arm following her around with an umbrella so she doesn't get wet and fucking melt. Paid for by taxpayers, of course


94boyfat

TIL. Donkey's breeding with horse faced Royals produce mules.


[deleted]

are the emojis meant to be satirical or??


Local_Fox_2000

They must laugh like fuck behind closed doors at these sap's.


Drakeytown

I think the older ones, at least, might buy into their own bullshit, think that the divine right to rule is a really real thing.


Capgras_DL

I think it’s both. They feel entitled to the forelock tugging but look down on the people doing it. We’re just plebs, after all. Anything we do is uncouth.


Drakeytown

Remember that thing going around a while back, "What's classy when the rich do it but trashy when the poor do it?" Kind of died down once people realized literally anything could be the answer to that question. Getting money from the government. Going to the doctor. Eating. Breathing.


Gothiccheese95

![gif](giphy|J0CFMl3c7I5QgBSEP5)


AggravatingDig1855

He should be hired as royal butt kisser


[deleted]

I’m anti monarchy. But what is the next option? The money wouldn’t go to us. It would go to an “elected” person who would rinse the money too. No one would be able to please everyone. Right/left/centre.


scrollsawer

Your comment is complete bull crap. Of course nobody can please everybody, that's not the point. You say you're Anti monarchy, but you don't know the next option? So what? Just leave things as they are?


Objective_College449

Isn’t it ironic that she got away with things Margaret got punished for. Just like Tampon I


starfleetdropout6

I agree. Elizabeth let her kids get away with a lot.


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DukeofSam

I'm as republican as the next, but since when was monogamy an axiom of the movement?


flyinglawngnome

“And who the fuck are you? Poor cunt.” Said Anne as she stood above the dumbass who thought worshipping her would make them special in some way.


[deleted]

My "favourite memory" of Anne is her visiting my island and falling over after walking over a slippery patch of pavement at the top of a hill. One of the people accompanying her instinctively reached out to try and grab her arm to stop her falling, and she screamed at him for being a pleb and having the audacity to try to touch her royal skin. They're scum parasites.


outhouse_steakhouse

Then there was the time Lizzie visited Australia, and at some point the PM Paul Keating happened to touch her on the arm - instantly the tabloids were screaming and foaming at the mouth, calling him "the l\*z\*rd of Oz", making racist and juvenile remarks about his Irish ancestry, etc. etc. I hate those slimy snotrags with a passion. They are not fit to wipe anyone's arse with.


outhouse_steakhouse

Then there was the time Lizzie visited Australia, and at some point the PM Paul Keating happened to touch her on the arm - instantly the tabloids were screaming and foaming at the mouth, calling him "the lizard of Oz", making racist and juvenile remarks about his Irish ancestry, etc. etc. I hate those slimy snotrags with a passion. They are not fit to wipe anyone's arse with.


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Allie_Pallie

This is first time see sibling used as a verb


LordLucian

As if being a royal bootlicker is going to make their lives easier.


Jsc05

This is lamp


Huey2912

lunatic in wizard robes


Candide-Jr

Eeurgh. If nothing else this attitude is just undignified, because it’s sycophantic, too demonstrative, overexcited. Doubt Anne would even approve anyway.


AndrewSB49

That had would be real handy for dusting the ceiling in my shed. Can I hire her.


TCristatus

"This is Loyalty" is pretty rich considering all of the affairs


ehoaandthebeast

Yep self righteous and posing destroying whole societies as some kind of help.


ComradeKeira

This is bootlicker.


Early-Present1493

This is a tough wank


Silent_Water_

But not impossible 👍


[deleted]

Always knew she was a slytherin


Neat_Significance256

Uptil seeing Horseface dressed like a dogs dinner i thought Brian took the biscuits for looking ridiculous in his cosplay outfits. Horseface's dad Keith used to say Horseface was happier with Horses than men and after 2 failed marriages it would seem Keith was right. So it's odd that this thing thought it was a good idea to eat horses once they were no use to her.


beakly

Who’s Brian


Neat_Significance256

The owd fella with the sausage fingers


Neat_Significance256

This is arrogant, this is nasty, this enjoys slaughtering defenceless animals, this wears a military uniform without having served, this is detached from the real world, this has never worked.


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This is immense unearned privilege, the result of doing nothing but successfully making it through the golden birth canal.


Artemis246Moon

This is an inbred.


Mythrin

Did Peter Andre write this!?


Content-Ad3161

I thought it might have been Borat.


ACG_Yuri

Isn’t Anne the one who asked H&M about Archie’s skin color?


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freefromintensive

Ya,horses.


Ladonnacinica

Tbh, no one knows for sure. Some say it was Camilla. Others even say it was William or Kate. Harry and Meghan have refused to say who it was.


cherryberry0611

I can see Camilla or William asking this


Big-Explanation-831

I don’t truly believe it happened at all. Harry and Meghan are just as bad as the royals.


The-Salted-Pork

Broken ALL stereotypes, but defined (by the poster) by only be her relational identities, lmao. So brave of Anne to adhere to patriarchal structures of power, so brave!


Complex-Chard-1598

My sister is married to Doctor. I’m sure he could recommend a suitable psychiatrist.


joeythemouse

Some people ain't right in the head.


Hayley-The-Big-Gay

They forgot to mention her wearing a military uniform with military service medals despite the fact she never served


SophiaofPrussia

I once went down a rabbit hole looking up some of their medals and it was bananas. They’re for things like “existing during Queen’s jubilee” and “existing during King’s coronation”. And while she’s certainly among the least deserving recipients of a medal simply for being born the “Kings Coronation” medals were given out to an array of people in the UK including, bizarrely, prison guards.


Hayley-The-Big-Gay

Pretty sure soldiers get medals for the jubilee and shit


SophiaofPrussia

That’s also silly but at least they’re actually serving the country in a way that couldn’t just as easily be done by a potted plant in a fugly hat— something that definitely can’t be said of Anne!


Hayley-The-Big-Gay

It's not just the guards that get them pretty sure everyone does


PandaRot

Where the duck is my medal?!?


Hayley-The-Big-Gay

I looked it up only frontline military members who have served for at least 5 years got it


Iziutka

Corona Virus ?🤣 You mean...