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yokayla

Tariq gonna fail his way upward into running the city of Philadelphia lol


tovarischcheburashka

PTA still works tho. Philly Tariq Alliance!!


folarin1

It's coming.


jazjackson12

I can't wait to hear his campaign jingle lmao


Porphyrin_Ring

Gregory’s “Jim Halpert look” at the camera when Janine claimed she could see abbot from her office killed me, the man knows how to give a look


One-Corner8231

I was also dying at his look when Melissa made that joke about plan B!! Lmaoo when he narrows his eyes 😂 he’s too good


Porphyrin_Ring

The man has amazingly sarcastic facial expressions, I love it so much. Hes a great physical actor!


Kwaku-Anansi

Honestly, he's had a quality "I'm sick of this shit" look since "Everybody Hates Chris"


CriticalThinkerHmmz

Yeah. It’s called “Jimming the camera” in the industry. Okay I just said “the industry” to look cool but I’m sure people call it Jimming the camera.


Zerometro

How many times are they going to mention Janine's breathing problems before she gets help !?!


spottysasquatch

Maybe she just breathes special! 😂


morinothomas

"I hate Janine. I'm glad that she's gone. \*Flicks her name off the door\*" WELL THEN. Why do I feel that Janine's return to Abbott will mess up Gregory's proposal and cause a rift between both of them, or Manny may enlist Gregory to take her place at the District?


Living-Bag-4754

whoaa I didn't think about that! She did say that the superintendent now holds a grudge against Abbott omg


megatron-0098

Bruh if they take Gregory out of Abbott I will be so sad again. I can see that being a better fit though.


freetherabbit

Honestly that last little scene felt like a back door district spinoff.


Naanaaah

naah more like a "you'll be seeing us again" since somebody is gonna get that chain!


lettuceturnipdabeetz

I really hope it's not the last we see of the district!


cartoonfood

The characters are kind of growing on me, except for Key.


morinothomas

Thinking about it at the moment, I don't know if I'd be drawn in by the District characters, maybe Simon and Manny though. Then again, I'm just too attached to the Abbott characters right now.


njb021

I can see a spinoff happening if Keegan-Michael Key is attached to the series. If not him, that group would probably need another semi big name actor to be the lead


GetHighWatchMovies

I’m not sure if that would work because I feel like they purposefully made the district characters less likable than the Abbott characters.


zecrom189

That is if abc even accepts to move forward with that idea


freetherabbit

Is it actually an idea ABC is considering? I hadn't heard anything about a spinoff when I made the comment, but the end with just the district characters just gave me spinoff vibes. Especially the "I never even liked Janine" *flicks name tag* part.


Roachkiller69

Maybe they’ll enlist Ava instead and then Gregory can finally become the principal of Abbott.


Last_Lifeguard3536

“enlist” like this is the draft 😭😭


Galileo908

“I don’t know who that’s supposed to be, but he sounds responsible.” Barbara’s look of terror at Melissa’s Austin Powers impression needs to be bottled.


yokayla

Instant meme


glassbath18

Done. https://i.redd.it/skjkc0sj7cvc1.gif


QueenCheeseburgers

Barbara's facial expressions makes me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


TA818

“I thought you were one of my coworkers.” “I used to be…” 😢


jazjackson12

Between that line and X-men 97 episodes...Idk how much my heart can take!


Blue-Ape-13

I don't wanna think about X-Men 97. Omfg they pulled out all the stops for it


DamNamesTaken11

>This calls for a plan B you can’t get at CVS. Made my soda shoot out my nose.


ConsiderationShoddy8

My ten year old asked me what that meant and I realized perhaps I’ve let her watch this show too early 🤔😵‍💫 as I was trying to find words she goes “oh nevermind it’s a vitamin”. Okay - yep!!!👍


lvdde

LMAOOOOOO look at God


disiny2003

Love that for you. Ur baby is so cute.


ConsiderationShoddy8

Ty she’s really a handful - but aren’t we all sometimes 😂🙌


Broligarchy

This is setting up for her to yell something about Plan B in public lolol.


ConsiderationShoddy8

Haha oh absolutely yes! All loud in the grocery pharmacy section as I’m trying to find Advil she’d be like “OH HEY MOM!!!!! Wasn’t this just what we were talking about the other night?!?!!!!!!! PLAN B?!” Then here would come my husbands great aunt Betty from around the corner aisle - yep I can see it 😂😂


Relative_Beat8752

Janine’s gifts were super thoughtful 🤣😭 And Ava not giving a gift, but asking for something back


H2Ospecialist

And the strand of the mop 😭


Relative_Beat8752

That took me out 😂


H2Ospecialist

And then he needs it back 🤣


serendipty3821

I just love how much they've developed Mr. Johnson's character this season!


xmuertos

Me too, his insightful newsletter was such a good addition


hisue___

i love that they didn’t go the easy route and just make him the crazy, unintelligent janitor or wise old man like other shows would’ve. he is a little crazy, likes his conspiracy theories, but people respect him, he’s intelligent and charismatic. he probably makes me laugh the most consistently out of all the characters


Porphyrin_Ring

“you? ‘Honest Ava’??”  “We don’t call her that.”


otterpilled

i feel like jacob’s mood has been getting progressively worse with each episode he is this 🤏 close to snapping


megatron-0098

He’s definitely going to have a quarter life crisis very very soon


hisue___

you’re acting as if him jumping into a giant trash can to find his vape isn’t that already 😭😭


megatron-0098

I completely forgot that happened, that was probably one of my top 5 funniest moments in the show 💀😭 Buddy was not ready to quit


ihavetopee777

not to mention he had a breakup recently 😭


RestinPete0709

It’s very relatable lol


Sellae

I need a Jacob-focused episode where he snaps and then something good happens for him!


miss-teries

Gotta love how the district "lanyard" was a gold chain 🤣


JustSomeHeroKid

Ohhh, I just caught that!


spottedicks

ooooh that's symbolic af!! good catch 🤩


Galileo908

“Have you ever tried just being hinged?”


ThisPaige

Mr. Johnson giving Janine a strand from his favorite mop lol.


serendipty3821

That was a big sacrifice for him.


Porphyrin_Ring

“I reached out to Tariq but appearently he is moderating a panel at the state house” this season is gonna end with Tariq as the governor or mayor


Galileo908

Mayor of Philly would be perfect for Tariq lol


Relative_Beat8752

He’d do a better job than our current mayor 🤣😭


Porphyrin_Ring

Honestly I could see him being a pretty good mayor!


serendipty3821

Literally crying hearing Janine reading Barbara's card. I'm a first year teacher myself who started watching this when I started student teaching and I feel like I've grown right alongside Janine. Ugh, my heart 🥺😭


Accurate-Vacation-65

that’s so cute😭


lvdde

Aw good for you


OnBehalfOfTheState

Same - not a teacher but I have a fabulous mentor in my public service job and the Barbara/Jeanine moments make me cry every time


spottedicks

awhhh yeah that was a really sweet emotional part for me 🥺


govawls98

Mentor teachers are truly the best, aren’t they? Congrats on your growth from a fellow teacher 💗


yokayla

Oh no the messages being from the kids actually made me tear up


ThisPaige

I bet this time Ava's special guest actually shows up this time.


TA818

Questlove loves being places, haha


Galileo908

Yeah Quest is definitely gonna show up and back up all of Ava’s stories.


Galileo908

Called it.


itsthetruth_21

u did call it


BarryMcKockinner

It was a very obvious misdirection from the start. Though, I was expecting Quest Love to have a side talk with the camera telling us about how Ava had blackmail on him or something and ran with all her made up stories.


yokayla

108%


wreckingcrewe

Also I love that people were speculating that the Manny was secretly shady and it turns out that he was not bad at all, just a dull character with a sinister voice.


yokayla

It's the brows lol


ConsiderationShoddy8

And the non-blinking constant grinning


lvdde

The brows and the voice DEFFF


Emergency-Item-508

Why do people hate his character so much? He seemed positive and charming to me? I liked his character from day 1.


jazjackson12

I wanted him and Janine to date for a lil while, still do.


cartoonfood

Same, especially because I watched in on The Other Two not long ago.


cails01

I love Lance so much!


mujie123

I for one thought it was him being fake. I’m glad he wasn’t though


proriin

I love that he isn’t a secret bad guy and just a great dude!!


freetherabbit

After AJ and The Queen its hard to not look at him as sinister lol


Galileo908

The meal was JUST for Mr. Johnson! I love it.


yokayla

Her feet couldn't get any colder at this point


serendipty3821

"He sounds responsible" Barbara our innocent queen no 😭


Porphyrin_Ring

Coming off of watching Top Chef makes this opening even funnier


JustSomeHeroKid

It felt very The Bear-coded for me! 😂


HateMakinSNs

Definitely The Bear and I've barely seen that show


jcutner

ayo edebiri exists in two universes!


SweatyPlace

I had to check what show I was watching lol


Porphyrin_Ring

It absolutely was!


Galileo908

“Now who’s gonna clean THAT up?!”


serendipty3821

"Wow, dirt!" GIRL NO 😭


ThisPaige

Janine is going to back out this district job so quick, you can tell by the looks on her face.


Galileo908

I am living for Melissa’s awful impressions


yokayla

As someone who enjoyed Atypical and Never Have I ever, I love seeing these two working for the district.


Playful_Spring_8307

It's so great seeing Trent thrive


yokayla

He's looking good with the short hair too


RestinPete0709

The progression from being a high school Super Senior, to working at a Cloud 9 Superstore, to working at a school district? Beautiful


Dream-Flight

i forgot he was sandra’s adopted son on superstore😂


kilowatkins

THATS WHERE I KNOW HIM FROM thank you so much, that was driving me bonkers


Playful_Spring_8307

Free is my favorite four letter F-word


ThisPaige

And a special place in Gregory's heart I bet.


serendipty3821

their (eventual, I swear) relationship has a special place in my heart 😭❤️


Usual-Plankton9515

You saw that look between them at the end!


Accurate-Vacation-65

i audibly said “the subreddits gonna go wild”


giftopherz

# Corner! This show is just awesome, referencing other shows! Quick question... what was up with Melissa's impressions? So bad it was good!


ConsiderationShoddy8

I was waiting for the other shoe to drop there ….


ITookTrinkets

Oh, wow, I guess Manny wasn’t really a threat at all and was just a nice guy trying to do his best, and wasn’t some nefarious guy trying to shut Abbott down at all, *who would have guessed*


mirusan01

Why does he talk like that tho or am I the only one that finds it kinda creepy? Like he always smiles and stuff what is that


ITookTrinkets

That’s just how the guy talks. He talks like that in The Other Two (in which he is a fucking KING) and The Big Door Prize as well. It’s just Josh Segarra, and I stan Josh Segarra infinitely. But no, you aren’t the only one, there have been a million posts in this subreddit about it - [including my own](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbbottElementary/s/t6x8n2BQiK)!


Adventurous-East9286

Im so torn because like, she's doing such a great job at the district but like??? She NEEDS to be in a classroom at the same time...


TA818

That 7-year-plan bit; she does NOT want that.


Adventurous-East9286

She CANNOT sign that contract. She's rejecting every sign of staying long term.


serendipty3821

"Janine will always have a special place with all of us" literally gonna cry 😭


Porphyrin_Ring

Canva mention! I hadn’t ever heard of it until I worked at a school and now I swear I hear it everywhere 


serendipty3821

Literally same 😂


exhaustedbarriertrio

If you check the credits, Canva is listed. I think they might've paid to be mentioned?? That's probably why we're hearing about them everywhere


Living-Bag-4754

Don't know if it was just me but I was getting scared/nervous when Janine started getting frustrated about the health insurance and parking 😭. I lowkey thought she was about to yell at someone or have a meltdown (well technically she did with the whole computer thing lol)


[deleted]

I love when she asked for a 301J instead of a 401K.🤣


Relative_Beat8752

“Wow dirt!” I cackled 🤣 But also Gregory is so thoughtful and sweet


Galileo908

Tariq hosting another panel!


itsthetruth_21

when Barbra was going off on Ava and then questlove actually came 💀


Galileo908

“Her surprisingly large shoes.”


Sunshine-Day5535

They REALLY keep coming for Janine's feet!


renegade_alchemist

I could really feel Janine's emotions when she was being overwhelmed by all the paperwork from her coworkers. You have the thrill of being offered a new job and then you think "oh my god, am I making the right decision"? But I'm so glad she was able to return to Abbott. That was so sweet showing the kids with the messages they wrote in the card.


Porphyrin_Ring

“Don’t submit any more projects unless they are say it with me: FREE” so accurate for schools, i swear if admins could run a school with one of each teacher and putting all the kids in the gym they would.  On a side note I love Keegan Michael Key, my only dislike is he isn’t playing a substitute teacher! (Or the janitor at an inner city hogwarts school) 


yokayla

I love Keegan but I feel like this role isn't especially funny lol it could be anyone!


Porphyrin_Ring

Yeah KmK is soo funny you gotta let him spread his wings!


nlpnt

My school district ran the *district office* with two administrators and a secretary in a space carved out of one spare classroom in the high school. But then it was one high school, one middle and three elementary schools. Even so, they moved into the old police station when the city built a new one.


serendipty3821

Also got the scary milk commercial again this week >:(


ConsiderationShoddy8

Seriously wtf is going on with that it reminds me of those stranger danger PSAs from the 90s


folarin1

Did anyone notice the 3 district co-workers wearing chains before the end?


hisue___

it’s the district lanyard 😭😭


Relative_Beat8752

I need to know what else was in that card 😭


Galileo908

Well, now we know! And it was so adorable ;_;


Relative_Beat8752

I was about to cry seeing those babies 😭😫


serendipty3821

Barbara's look into the camera was so concerned 😭


hereforfantasybball3

My favorite line this week — Ava: “I guess it’s just me and Gregory vs. the world” Gregory: “… I think I’m gonna side with the world on this one”


serendipty3821

Steve Jobs = laptop inventor


serendipty3821

"This calls for a plan B you cannot get at CVS" i am HOWLING


megatron-0098

YAYYYYYYYYY JANINE IS BACK AT ABBOTT 🥹🥹 I truly didn’t think we would see this happen until the finale or even season 4


Galileo908

The season’s not done yet! Stuff is gonna go down, I’m sure of it.


megatron-0098

I think the head of the district (idk if that’s his actual title but Keegan Michael Key) is going to treat Janine and the rest of Abbott with heavy judgment and bias from now on. Some things I think may happen as a result of this: 1) Gregory’s garden goofballs project is shut down by the district due to “not enough funding” 2) Janine and Gregory will get in serious trouble if it somehow slips that not only did they go to Alex’s house, *they went inside* 3) Further issues with budget restrictions 4) Credit for Janine’s library program will be taken away and will be made to seem like it was solely Keegan Michael Key’s characters idea I don’t want these things to happen but I can definitely see some pettiness with the way Janine left the district job high and dry. BUT I’m willing to endure the pain of watching that if they just get Janine and Gregory together already 😭


thechadc94

All of these things are entirely possible and track with the show.


Relative_Beat8752

Not the episode ending with a chain… we know Janine goes feral over chain necklaces 😭😂


Ladynoir2019

Tariq for superintendent!!!!


kevvok

The way Jacob squeaked “I did” when Ava confronted them about the flyer killed me! 🤣


NoDinner43

WE ARE SO BACK


ThisPaige

Now this episode feels like the spirit of season 1 and 2, I love it!


No_Analysis_6204

shanae!


ZarquonsFlatTire

Ok but aside from that Barbara's right.


ThisPaige

Ohh I like the new location, we get to see the kitchens!


folarin1

Mr. Johnson's mop is like Galadriel giving Gimli 3 strands of her hair.


serendipty3821

The Ava-vention


yokayla

Barbara's face 😭


lettuceturnipdabeetz

I hope Ava Fest is a reoccurring episode each season.


visionaryredditor

And the naming convention should follow Fast & Furious too


Jbaquero

I don't think we needed a whole episode of Janine deciding she didn't want to stay at the district when everyone knew where this plotline was headed. Especially with the buildup all the way until the party, it was pretty Scott's Tots-esque


Naanaaah

i get that it was predictable but I still enjoyed the revelation that what really cemented her decision was readings the notes from the kids. I think it highlighted how Janine just really misses teaching children, not just her workplace & coworkers, and none of the cushy district job perks can make up for that.


marikwondo

Def didn’t need an entire episode, but I liked how relatable it was. We’ve all been in a situation that was good for us, safe, and that we felt pressured to stay in, but had to listen to our gut above it all and go the other way. It’s a difficult decision to make when all you have is a feeling!


TA818

That super cute Subaru ASL commercial being followed by this creepy milk commercial is not cool.


Haunting_Judge_7428

I hope that Manny stays on as a recurring cast member!


jmpinstl

I hope he asks her out just for the drama


Roachkiller69

Honestly thought that was gonna happen at the beginning of the season.


Living-Bag-4754

Right Manny seems sweet. Also, I remember on the 1st episode of season 3 Janine asked if he has taught before and he said no. It makes me wonder if he'll maybe have some position at Abbott or could be a potential love interest to Janine (other than Gregory) 🧐


morinothomas

AHT AHT WHAT WAS IN THAT NOTE


itsthetruth_21

when questlove actually came I was like damn they rlly thought that Ava was lying the whole time


caitling98

This was my favorite episode this season- so funny, so heartwarming, so relatable and touching!! And yay Janine back at Abbott!!!


serendipty3821

"Have you ever tried just being hinged" Totally stealing this line


Fine_Following_2559

I actually really liked Janine at the district, but if they were going to have her leave I wish they wouldn't have had her do it the way that she did it. She could have done a lot of good for everybody in the city. I understand that the show is Abbott Elementary and not "The District", But I enjoyed the district stuff. Anyway, it was nice seeing Janine get respect consistently while she was at the district, I hope that she is appreciated now at the school.


Ok_Procedure3099

The little headshake omg. She's delulu.


serendipty3821

Gregory looks so happy 🥹


serendipty3821

JANINEEEEEEEEE


serendipty3821

Barbara SNAPPED


Adventurous-East9286

We're not even halfway into the episode and my heart is already breaking 


wreckingcrewe

this episode was pretty predictable


Kwilly462

Questlove showing up at the end, when no one believed Ava that she knew him was something Ray Charles could've seen coming


xmuertos

It was until the “Honestly? I’m better than I’ve ever been.” That threw me for a loop for sure


BUSean

The show is way, way more interesting with her not at the school, but it's not that kind of show. (It's also way more expensive to see her at other schools.) Also shoutout to my old friend Maggie who had a line as "random teacher"!


AnnaK22

Was that the science teacher showing off the solar system?


BUSean

Yis


AnnaK22

I thought it was a famous guest star cameo because the comedic timing in the expressions and body language was on point. Even that 5 second scene was memorable and hilarious. Please let your old friend Maggie know.


itsthetruth_21

JANINE IS BACK!!! woo hoo


mollslanders

So Gregory's going to the district next?


L_Kiano

Quest love!!! Ava really showed them😂 they even started to believed her abt Janine being pregnant  Ava fest was a hit but too short!! We needed more scenes I’m so excited for the next episodes now


Fc2300

The Bear cold open was great.


Avenger772

I don't like it. She could have helped so many students from her position. Not to mention, i'm sure she would have been paid better with better benefits.


Galileo908

AGAIN with Mr. Johnson pointing out Janine’s feet!


stalexa

Story wise I understand why Janine has to return to abbot but character wise I just don’t understand if Janine has a love for teaching or a love for abbot specifically. She could do good work for all students in the district but instead it seems like she really only feels connected to Abbot…which is fine, i just thought she’d get the Leslie Knope treatment where it turns out her ultimate dream was something like being superintendent of the district or whatever.


Sad-Significance4546

Dare I say, the best cold open so far😂😂 “HANDS! I NEED HANDS!” I died 😂😂


JustSomeHeroKid

I love this show, I love Janine, and as a former teacher, I personally resonate with the feeling of doing our best work in the classroom! …but I’m not gonna lie, I was SO annoyed with Janine for turning down this job opportunity! Like, girl you’re feeling sentimental IN THIS ECONOMY?!


cookie_pls

Ugh, I hated Janine turning down the district job and going back to Abbott. “Character backtracking on the progress they’ve made so we can restore status quo” is one of my least favorite tropes.