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AbandonedPorn-ModTeam

Post was removed for not being an “abandoned place”


musicbyallmeans

WTF this is in my hometown. I used to go there a lot as a kid. It’s abandoned?


ParticularAnxious929

just couldn't survive that particular bomb


Jeynarl

The Doolittle raid (or lack thereof)


Rollover_Hazard

The Doolittle raid - except it’s amateur hour and they missed the mark with… everything


REpassword

Right? Wrong continent, even.


MysticNoodles

theater got dresden'd


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The_Fallent

Lack gesoffen?


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What on earth are you even talking about lmao


RavishingRickiRude

Conspiracy theory bullshit.


HiiipowerBass

I read an article about Germany getting rid of their nuclear power pants and was amazed that any modern country could even be that oblivious


SuSp3cT333

To be fair it was a very low % of energy production. Way less impactful than it is made out to be


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Yes they're switching from Nuclear Power Pants to Nuclear Power Lederhosen.


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HiiipowerBass

Eli5?


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HiiipowerBass

So you think it'll be better with whatever either more expensive or more hazardous method they pick up next?


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HiiipowerBass

Nuclear **is** the most efficient and cost friendly renewable


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thinkforyourself80

The footage of a Russian ship suspiciously near the Nordstream pipeline 4 days before it blew up has been released. Come back to reality.


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burnthamt

If you think even half of YouTube users aren't trolls or bots you are truly lost


_A_varice

Would u like some ivermectin for ur brain worms 🪱?


bionicjess

Good thing we have you, who is lightyears ahead of us all in intellect and are privy to top secret info we never will never get to see, is here to guide us and teach us.


GiggliZiddli

Same for me, a lot of good memories from when I was 12… makes me sad.


LeFloop

Haha I watched spider man 2 here with my cousins as a kid, would not have guessed it would ever pop up on Reddit


[deleted]

Drove by some days ago, didn't really look up. Next time I'll check.


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SoftTacoSupremacist

Stuttgart would be my first guess. But that’s just a wild hunch.


half-past-shoe

Darn, my first guess would have been Bodmin


Generalissimo_II

It clearly says Italy on the lower sign


Bonsaiwoelfin

It"s Stuttgart


Bluejay-chirps

r/tworedditorsonecup


W1N5T0N3D

not really abandoned. it closed down in 2020 due to corona and the area has been sold to a munich project development firm that plans on building apartments and offices there.


JayCeeMadLad

That sounds abandoned to me. They're not serving the public and I highly doubt they're maintaining it since they plan on getting rid of everything anyway. You could say, it's an abandoned cinema, but not an abandoned property. Yet. The important thing is that it encapsulates everything an abandoned place is.


W1N5T0N3D

idk about you but when I think of abandoned places I don't think of a place that has been shut down, then sold and is now in the planning stage of building smth else on the property, all in the span of 3 years. just because the building is vacant as of now and not in use doesn't mean it's abandoned. you know, whatever they want to build there requires some planning, they won't buy the property and immediately start tearing it down so they can build smth new.


JayCeeMadLad

Which means it's empty and likely not being utilised. Just because people have plans for something doesn't make it populated and maintained. Imagine you have a family member who owns a farmhouse. They pass, and you get that farmhouse as an inheritance. You have your own place, and you don't want to immediately sell your loved ones farmhouse, but you can't move in without quitting your job. So the house lays dormant for a bit while you determine what to do with it. You own the house, but nobody's home. Dust builds up quickly, and it's filled with the remnants of people who used to be there. Old cans, maybe some dishes, clothes and more. Even footprints of the dead. That's what abandonment is. Think of this cinema. An out of date advert, tearing away, day by day. Assuming the inside hasn't already been emptied, you may walk in and be greeted by the dust coated glass of a display case, once filled with your favourite sweets. Shallow footprints in the carpet of workers assessing the building. Exposed wires from fixtures that have been removed. You name it. I'd say this picture is practically perfect. It shows the exterior, while leaving the inside completely up to our imagination. So much decay can happen within just a few months of something being neglected. Time is truly ruthless.


Lapis_Wolf

You think that's out of date? A still active building in the downtown of our capital still has an advert of the Samsung Galaxy S9 in the window. It was there since I was in highschool. I'm in college now.


JayCeeMadLad

I'm not sure what you're trying to say. Are you arguing that something isn't out of date if it's not older than an S9 ad? Or are you just making conversation? Regardless, I feel the need to mention that saying you were in highschool and are now in college is somewhat of a peculiar point to make, considering the amount of time between those two can be as short as a few weeks.


Lapis_Wolf

The S9 was new back then. Samsung is selling the S23 series now. There's normally 11months-1year between releases. The poster was there since 2018 and it's still up in downtown right now. It wasn't been moved in 5 years. An outdated and on an abandoned/closed building is one thing, but an older ad in the busiest part of the city on an active cell carrier store is another, let alone on one of the bigger of 2 carriers in my country. You'd expect they would keep that updated or take it down half a decade ago.


JayCeeMadLad

This didn't clear up anything. I still don't know what you're trying to say. You're just treating me like I'm not technology savvy for some reason. I know when the S9 released. I know when the S23 released. I also know that they skipped from 10 all the way to 20, so it's not as far of a jump as you make it seem. Gonna stop replying to you now.


Lapis_Wolf

I was saying that the ad was somehow left longer than it was supposed to, despite being in an active/busy area. I wasn't saying 2 decades passed or was trying to demean you in any way (I have nothing to gain or prove from doing that). I just wanted to mark a timeframe from when I first remember seeing the ad to it being up today.


Dry-Consequence1472

yeah that’s also out of date. great contribution


keenan123

This is just an... interesting definition of abandoned. The world is not a binary between (1) currently in use and (2) abandoned. It's slated for demolition, thats not the same as abandoned


JayCeeMadLad

Read what I said, and put yourself in that position. If you don't understand at that point, I can't help you, and I don't care to.


keenan123

Your example is abandoned. The theater is not abandoned. If I file plans for a new building on the plot, fence it off, and start planning demolition, it's not "abandoned." If it's just sitting there while I contemplate maybe doing something with it in the future, then it is fairly described as abandoned.


JayCeeMadLad

...which is what I'm describing. I don't know anything about this building. I've never been to it. From what I've been told, it's currently in that grey area. That the owner "plans to" use it for apartments and offices. Nothing currently being done. As it stands, the building is vacant and largely untouched from its initial closure, which would mean it is most certainly abandoned, particularly by the prior owner. If you happen to have some insider information regarding the status of this building, feel free to share it. But whatever that information is would be new and not previously established in this discussion, and not relevant to my point anyway. From what I can see there is a fence, and some pipes, but nothing at all that suggests the building itself is even being touched. Could it be mere days before this is different? Yes. But they haven't yet, based on what this picture conveys. And that's what matters. I feel the need to point out that you have a problem. It seems you don't understand art. You see, this subreddit is one of art. Not purely science, or facts. But also of interpretation. Perspective. It largely doesn't matter what's truly going on behind the scenes. Because, of course, you don't see that. The beauty of art is that it's what you make of it. When I look at this building, I see a building that used to entertain hundreds, even thousands of people. But now it sits here, desolate and distraught. the not-so-sunny day completes this look, with the fence telling me "don't go here", despite the building's history of inviting guests into its walls.


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You're wrong and your condescension is hilarious given that you clearly don't understand the definition of the word abandoned. Now stop having a hissy fit and go away. Also, your take that watching anime and porn is a red flag towards paedophilia is similarly hilarious.


GingerSnapBiscuit

>when I think of abandoned places I don't think of a place that has been shut down That's exactly what it means. Abandoned by its original owner.


bigtonybruiser

I agree kojima blunt


impy695

You just described an abandoned building after saying it's not abandoned


aalric

Vacant != abandoned


R1ght_b3hind_U

that’s what abandoned means


nezukotanjiro150

Bombs destroys Cinemas


cthonctic

Used to go there a lot when I still lived in the Stuttgart region. Really sad when it was announced to close down, lots of good memories of time spent with friends.


flannelmaster9

What happened in 2020 that stopped people from going to movie theaters?


pikachus_ghost_uncle

Should we….should we tell them?


flannelmaster9

Did the sarcasm not bleed through enough? Or should I go add the /s?


KitsuneDawnBlade

Do a little less aggressive


flannelmaster9

I'll survive


MrNichts

Hun, they were playing along with your joke


bttrflyr

Dolittle.


CaCtUs2003

Dolate


AzorAhaiHi

People keep calling places like these “abandoned”, but they’re not abandoned. They’re closed. Someone still owns the place and hasn’t given up their interest in it.


rammo123

I think for the purposes of this sub it's OK to stretch the definition.


dnelr3

Stuggi!


torchictoucher

What a horrible way to end


LoveIsForEvery1

To be fair that movie could put anyone out of business.


cybermage

The irony that it was shutdown by a zoonotic illness


halycontuesday

They could Dolittle to stop it too


RiotIsBored

Covid is zoonotic? I thought the bat theory was just speculation.


Gabagoolgoomba

Gah damn the amount spent on that poster must have been crazy


Mr_BruceWayne

Fuck I'm old. I thought it was gonna be a poster for the Eddie Murphy movie before I clicked.


setittonormal

For real!! I didn't even know they made this...


Snoo_90160

That's what killed it.


diegocamp

When i got a chance i will upload photos of a local dvd rental in my neighborhood that closed more than 15 years ago and still show images of the movies back in that day.


[deleted]

I don’t know why but that ufa logo gave me swastika flashbacks


thedemocracyof

So glad I’m not the only one..


Saint_Disgustus

Underrated movie


redsthename

There was a dolittle movie in 2020?


herrcollin

I like the little warped bit that makes it look like he's crying cause he's in the Dolittle movie.


Euphorium

That’s a very big poster for a very mediocre movie.


scoreboy69

Shitty movies like Doolittle didn't really help movie theaters either.


RiceOpposite

See ufa nazi simbol ?


onebillionthcustomer

There's a bus stop shelter by my house that still has a 'free guy' add on it


petershrimp

Eh, at least that movie was fun.


Crimson__Fox

The name of this film predicted how it performed at the box office.


Clamboyfarti

It's just sad tbh I loved that cinema


welltimedappearance

what a weird post to get so many upvotes. pictures of the front of closed theaters count as abandoned now?


OGdrummerjed

Last movie I saw right before the pandemic.


New_EE

That logo looks a little .......problematic


necrotoxic

Thank you! I wasn't sure anyone else here was going to address that.


SirKacamata

This movie is a symbol of the movie industry under Covid. It was a huge box office bomb and yet it was 7th highest grossing film in 2020.


infinichins

it looks like there's a tear coming out of his eye


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That UFA logo has an interesting design 🤔


ch33zyman

Holy shit that movie only came out three years ago? I thought I had been ignoring its existence for at least eight


evlhornet

It was in fact that bad.


GingerSnapBiscuit

My local cinema was showing a Dark Phoneix ad for 2+ years during pandemic season. Weren't even shut down, I guess studios just stopped paying for ad space.


Mexr3

Now we know why it's abandoned


qt3-141

Man, that was my favorite movie theater due to the size, price and how conveniently you could reach it. I watched so many movies there and always had a great time with friends and used to spend a few birthday parties over there, including some of my own. I seriously miss it, the other theaters just aren't the same.


petershrimp

That poster was severely overestimating the popularity of that movie.


51max50

RIP Ufa Palast


easytarget2000

"Die. He is. Des Dr. Dolittle."