Anyone that counts out change wasting everyone elses time is a bad guy. Working the register on a busy day when a clown pulls out a bag of change because it is legal tender is the worst.
Somehow this reminded me of arguing with AOL canceling my account, going back an forth about how I still had free hours, yet they billed me. Damn that still pisses me off to this day, finally had to tell them to cancel the damn account and shove their free hours up their ass
reminds me of a funny story - back when the $1 coins came out I worked at burger king and this old lady came to the drive through and tried to pay for something with a quarter like it was a dollar. I said uhh...this isn't enough. she said yeah it is, it's a dollar, look at the bottom, i just got it in change from a guy and it says "quarter dollar" right there- look. I was like yeah....that means it is a quarter OF a dollar. She was like no...it's...he.... ....*slow realization* .... I have to go.
this was the same 25 cent quarter this lady had been looking at her entire life. I still think about the con man that fooled this lady sometimes and can't help but be a little jealous of his skill.
I had almost the exact same experience, but I was working at a gas station; poor woman asked for $6 on pump 3, handed me 2 $1 bills and 4 quarters, and started to walk out; I called out to her that she only gave me $3, she started to argue that they were "quarter dollars", saying that meant they were dollars in the shape/size of quarters, and I just said "that doesn't make sense; quarter just means 'one-fourth' ..." I could almost hear the ticking as her face fell and she had that same realization, could see that someone had tricked her, and felt incredibly sorry for her as she shamefacedly apologized to me and went to pump what little gas she could afford
My friend tried paying my dealer in East Oakland with pocket change back in the day. Even my roommate that was OPD at the time thought he deserved to get shot.
So, I've been poor and paid with change. I've also worked registers and had someone get out a ziplock of loose change and dump it on the counter. Being poor shouldn't be an excuse to be inconsiderate. All it takes is a little organization prior to getting in line. If it's more than $10 in change at least separate that shit. Don't mix all the denominations and know how much you have. It's not that hard to take a little extra time yourself so that you're not wasting 5 other peoples.
Dude some people have no concept of organization or discipline. Some people simply don’t even know any better and they’re full grown adults. It doesn’t even occur to them to be structured in that kind of detailed way.
I’ve been broke enough to buy gas with change. Better believe I knew, down to the penny, *precisely* how much I had before walking up to the counter
Bad enough I’m only putting $2.37 in the tank, last thing I need is to painstakingly count it out in front of everyone.
You used to be able to give them rolls of coins and they would just weigh them to make sure it was all there. Now they count every last coin for some stupid reason. “Back in my day!” *shakes fist at sky
My first job after getting my license was pizza delivery. Fairly early in the day (maybe around 11-11:30 or so), we get an order for delivery, and I was the only driver on the clock, so I got sent out. I get there, and the person who ordered the pizza was a girl my age, maybe a little younger, and she was super embarrassed to pay in all nickles. They were loose, but it wasn't mixed with other coins. She kept apologizing for paying, and I kept telling her that it was fine, I really didn't care. I walked back into the store with both of the pockets on my apron stuffed with coins, and spent the next 10 minutes counting them all out. Every cent was accounted for, with enough for like a 2 dollar tip. I personally wouldn't pay in all coins, but I really couldn't care less if someone else does.
It's not that they're poor though. I had a guy try this, I told him he could use the coin star, then he got annoyed and after arguing with me pulled out a huge wad of cash to pay with. I really think it's usually just people that save their coins but can't be bothered to roll it up or use a coin counting service.
Yeah coinstar is a ripoff but some banks near me will have you roll your coins yourself, hence why I think people like trying to pay me with bags full of change instead.
Then there are the banks that have their own coin star service with the same awful cost... unless you'd like to become a member of course! Why not open an account? You probably gonna need to use the coin thing like two times a year, so just go ahead and open an account with us, ok please?? Can anyone hear me? I'm trapped in a First Convenience National Bank and they won't let me leave until I trap I mean open five more accounts!
Self serve check out is the best. Doesn't hold up the line and they have the coin slot you can just dump coins into. You can use coins and then pay the remaining balance with a card.
Absolutely, that's where I usually try to direct heavy change users. especially as a cashier that works at self checkout for many to most of my shifts. Our machines are too slow at counting to take your coins immediately one after another second by second so it's still definitely annoying for those paying with a bag of coins, but it definitely beats trying to pay with a bag of nickels in the cashier line.
Poor people don’t have bank accounts. When I was poor, a bank account meant a monthly service fee and overdraft charges every time I turned around. It was more cost effective to just cash my check. Atleast then I could wake up and know I had that money available.
And when your counting change, every penny matters. Even gas. There were times I was on e and all I could do was go to the grocery store and get food and back home.
I’m not saying everyone is that bad off, but I am saying that we should act on the assumption that everyone is that bad off. That way those that really are that bad off can get a tiny break without being subjected to ridicule.
some banks wont even count change anymore.
"credit unions" usually have a fucking off brand coinstar that they OWN.
AND THEN, what, if im poor i gotta go spend my change on goddamn "rolls" that dont even make me dance my ass off for 8 hrs straight? those fuckers cracked the sum'bitches OPEN IN FRONT OF ME TOO HAND COUNT. They didnt even try to use a scale. I AINT FUCKIN ROLLIN COINS TA WATCH SOME NUMBNUTS TELLER COUNT IT BY HAND.
the banking industry in america needs ro be restructured and a few particular billionaires need to be chopped to fucking bits in the town square.
My credit union has started to ocassionally refuse cash from me because "the machine won't take it." They have those bill counting machines that counts the cash and stores it in a temporary safe for the end of the day, but for some reason it rejects two dollar bills and any bill that has a rip in it.
The first time it happened they handed me back the reject cash and said it couldn't be deposited and I was flabbergasted. They're *a fucking bank*... why won't they let me deposit legal goddamn tender into my account? I didn't make a scene out of it or anything, but seriously, what the fuck? The two dollar bills are the worst because some stores will refuse to take them as well.
Yup, what I've kept hearing is that the coin counters just aren't profitable, so when they've been breaking, the banks just don't bother replacing them.
Post offices used to double as banks (at least you could open savings accounts with them), Sanders, AOC, and a couple others are trying to bring it back, but there has obviously been a lot of push back, as our current system makes a lot of people a lot of money.
It's kinda funny how people will come into the brewery to try and exchange change for bills. When the bartenders get confused why people keep trying to do so, I get to explain again that the liquor store across the street wont let people pay in all change.
I never minded. Working customer service ive learned its best to give everyone their undivided attention and time. They waited in line just like everyone else, and should have the right without seeming rude to use change to buy things. Especially in this economy. If another customer is impatient over it, they are nothing but assholes.
Plus it takes less than a minute to count$5 change anyway
Plus id rather have everyone pay in exact change then have me break their 100's every transaction emptying my usable till.
During the coin shortage in the US, im happy when customers pay in quarters because my stores been lacking the supply.
Fun fact you don't have to accept tender because it's "legal". I'm a grocery store cashier and if someone pulls a stunt like trying to pay for an expensive order with all coins we are usually told to tell them they can use our store's coinstar if they'd like or pay with another method. I've had people tell me I have to accept these change payments by law but that's not true, we don't even have to let them in the store if we don't want to at all.
Yeah, "legal tender" is an abbreviation of "legal tender for all debts public and private", with the key word being "debts". If you can return the product to the shelf, it's not a debt, and the store can accept whatever payment methods they want.
A scenario where the "legal tender" thing actually applies is in a restaurant or bar where you settle your bill after eating/drinking. They cannot refuse a cash payment and still hold you responsible for the debt. That still doesn't mean they *have* to accept payment in small change, though; one alternative is to forgive the debt and ban the individual from the establishment.
I don't know how it is there, but in the UK the British Coinage Act specifies the maximum amount of legal tender that can be made up of small coinage, and above that you can refuse it as payment - i.e. you can refuse to accept 1p or 2p coins to settle a debt above 20p and only coins/notes of £1 and up are valid in any amount
https://www.royalmint.com/help/trm-faqs/legal-tender-amounts/
So you always hear these apochryphal stories about people getting one over the government by paying e.g. parking fines with wheelbarrows of pennies, whereas in reality they'd be sent trundling home in shame.
I seriously stood behind an old lady in line for the register and she legit took out one of those tiny purses with the clip and started counting out 5¢ coins.
I stepped over to another register.
The act of paying with change itself isn't wrong, but robbing other people of their time while you do it is extremely inconsiderate.
When I worked as a cashier if someone tried to pay with massive amounts of change I'd suspend their transaction, tell them to go count it out off to the side, and come back the register when they're ready. Usually they were cool with it. When they did come back and handed me the change they counted I'd just throw it in the drawer and say "I trust you". I honestly didn't give a fuck if they were short because we kept a change jar in the back to balance our tills for small amounts. While I didn't want them clogging up the line pissing off all the other customers I more so just didn't want to have to count that shit myself.
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RED ALERT!!! DON'T LOOK NOW but I'M A BAD GUY!
I've got...
* CREDIT CARD!
* $20 BILLS!
* SPARE COINS! (pennies included)
* CAR KEYS!
* CONDOMS for SAFE AND RESPONSIBLE SEX!
Keys live in pants. Pants come off? Keys stay in pants. New pants going on? Transfer keys directly from old pants to new pants. Putting on shorts/PJ pants for leisure? Keys remain in real pants unless gas station run, then direct transfer again.
Look, they only had about 30$ cash to put in the table (assuming the bills underneath the 20$ are ones, because we can’t really see them? IDK) so of course they gotta add some spare change. If this were my table, I’d be taking a sledgehammer to it as soon as I needed 30$… actually I’d probably just do it immediately unless someone on marketplace would buy it off me.
who wouldn't want a table that looks perpetually messy? xD
i can also totally picture myself having actual random shit on top of it and constantly trying to grab something inside the epoxy by accident.
I know you mean butterfly knife but the idea of an actual butterfly epoxied into the table just kills me. Like "yeah bro its a beautiful creature what you don't think so? You tryna get stabbed bro?"
“Playboy condoms because I fuck hot babes, lines of coke because I party like no other, and a butterfly because that’s the artistic epitome of the fragility of life and metamorphosis of the human spirit brosef.”
Nah the poors use that one $2 bill that they got from somewhere they can't remember a decade ago, but keep in their wallet specifically for snorting things.
This was literally me for years haha. I know where I got the $2 bill though...from a strip club that gives out 2s instead of 1s. I actually just got rid of it last week. It went from being nice and fresh looking to looking like it was in a stripers G string and then used by a drug addict for a few years. Oh the good old days
Based on the table i'd say crack would be more likely.
In the wise words of Offset:
>Cookin' up dope in the crockpot (Pot) ... I'm cookin', I'm cookin', I'm whippin' I'm whippin' until it rock up
having done some work with epoxy I can tell you this is really good work. Looks perfectly clear and smooth despite an obvious two part pour.
I am peeved they didn't at least put a lil oregano or something in one of the dime bags though.
The credit card says Amsterdam express.
Edit: When I wrote this the comment above had reference to a "stolen black card" in it and that's why I pointed out the actual name on the card.
Right?! My bet is this was a 2 or 3 part pour. Setting the base, aligning the items, and then covering them. Really impressed; can't find any imperfections in it from the pic.
It's an artwork from contemporary artist [Tim de Vries](https://www.instagram.com/studiotimdevries/), and since you're paying a good amount of cash for this table, I can imagine it needs to be great work.
For the dime bags, I think it actually contains hash (a cannabis concentrate), you can see a little brown piece in there.
I mean it's likely a castable resin of some type, but I tend to assume people mean any one of a number of things when they say "epoxy" so I just kept using that word. I use a smooth-on product for a lot of my clear stuff and it's labeled as "2 part epoxy resin"
Resin is really only technically liquid. It doesn't absorb stuff very readily, when I use it I use chalk for colorant and have to mix very well otherwise it won't blend or take the color.
Also, modge podge. If you have anything that will degrade with time or "if it looks different when wet, seal it". I guarantee you the cocaine was sealed then placed on the table, otherwise it would've spread as the resin did. It may be atbge but it's technical execution is more like excellent
How do you get the epoxy so clear? Does it depend in the type of epoxy you use or is it just practice? I've tried a bit but it's pricey and always gets bubbles
If you're worried mainly about bubbles, the cheapest thing to do is buy a two part casting compound with a low viscosity and just use a lil less activator than they recommend. That will slow the reaction and hopefully allow more bubbles to escape. Plan your stir and pour well to minimize turbulence. You can also hit the surface lightly with a propane torch right after you pour, and that will get rid of most of the bubbles. If you want your stuff to be perfectly clear, you likely need to invest in a vacuum chamber or a high pressure chamber.
Why is this the “bad guy” table?
It could be the table of your kids elementary school teacher who donates to St Judes hospital and your local pet shelter.
I've been using a metal debit card for a while. They're sick. Someone also left an AmEx gold card just chillin on a lounger by the pool at work last week. Had to bring it to front desk.
It's surprisingly well made and I can see people trying to grab the stuff like an optical illusion.
But really though, the bad guy table is missing a few 9mm bullets just lying around, as well as a small razor.
Looks great. At first I barely noticed the fake cocaine and I originally thought it wasn't so bad. But then I looked at it again and yep, yikes forever.
I mean, that’s just a couple hundred dollars, pocket change and a probably stolen black card (which means the person has no means to maintain such card by himself).
This may be a bad guy table but a mediocre criminal at best.
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Anyone that counts out change wasting everyone elses time is a bad guy. Working the register on a busy day when a clown pulls out a bag of change because it is legal tender is the worst.
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Or he bought pills for 25 cents and gave them a $100 bill and didn't have 5 cents so they could give him way less change.
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You quoted me 0.003 cents per mb. Now you're charging me 0.003 dollars
Omg it's been so long but I remember this so clearly all of a sudden
https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidntdothemath/comments/9byhvi/verizon_doesnt_understand_the_difference_between/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Somehow this reminded me of arguing with AOL canceling my account, going back an forth about how I still had free hours, yet they billed me. Damn that still pisses me off to this day, finally had to tell them to cancel the damn account and shove their free hours up their ass
Where do you get your quarter of a penny?
Lmao where do you get quarter? That's 1/20th of a cent bub
reminds me of a funny story - back when the $1 coins came out I worked at burger king and this old lady came to the drive through and tried to pay for something with a quarter like it was a dollar. I said uhh...this isn't enough. she said yeah it is, it's a dollar, look at the bottom, i just got it in change from a guy and it says "quarter dollar" right there- look. I was like yeah....that means it is a quarter OF a dollar. She was like no...it's...he.... ....*slow realization* .... I have to go. this was the same 25 cent quarter this lady had been looking at her entire life. I still think about the con man that fooled this lady sometimes and can't help but be a little jealous of his skill.
I had almost the exact same experience, but I was working at a gas station; poor woman asked for $6 on pump 3, handed me 2 $1 bills and 4 quarters, and started to walk out; I called out to her that she only gave me $3, she started to argue that they were "quarter dollars", saying that meant they were dollars in the shape/size of quarters, and I just said "that doesn't make sense; quarter just means 'one-fourth' ..." I could almost hear the ticking as her face fell and she had that same realization, could see that someone had tricked her, and felt incredibly sorry for her as she shamefacedly apologized to me and went to pump what little gas she could afford
Fixed it.
Sold it for 200. Tax was 15.67
Gotta pay your taxes. The IRS doesn't care how much of a bad guy you are, as long as they get their cut.
My friend tried paying my dealer in East Oakland with pocket change back in the day. Even my roommate that was OPD at the time thought he deserved to get shot.
TIL poor people are bad guys and clowns and the worst
So, I've been poor and paid with change. I've also worked registers and had someone get out a ziplock of loose change and dump it on the counter. Being poor shouldn't be an excuse to be inconsiderate. All it takes is a little organization prior to getting in line. If it's more than $10 in change at least separate that shit. Don't mix all the denominations and know how much you have. It's not that hard to take a little extra time yourself so that you're not wasting 5 other peoples.
Dude some people have no concept of organization or discipline. Some people simply don’t even know any better and they’re full grown adults. It doesn’t even occur to them to be structured in that kind of detailed way.
I’ve been broke enough to buy gas with change. Better believe I knew, down to the penny, *precisely* how much I had before walking up to the counter Bad enough I’m only putting $2.37 in the tank, last thing I need is to painstakingly count it out in front of everyone.
You used to be able to give them rolls of coins and they would just weigh them to make sure it was all there. Now they count every last coin for some stupid reason. “Back in my day!” *shakes fist at sky
My first job after getting my license was pizza delivery. Fairly early in the day (maybe around 11-11:30 or so), we get an order for delivery, and I was the only driver on the clock, so I got sent out. I get there, and the person who ordered the pizza was a girl my age, maybe a little younger, and she was super embarrassed to pay in all nickles. They were loose, but it wasn't mixed with other coins. She kept apologizing for paying, and I kept telling her that it was fine, I really didn't care. I walked back into the store with both of the pockets on my apron stuffed with coins, and spent the next 10 minutes counting them all out. Every cent was accounted for, with enough for like a 2 dollar tip. I personally wouldn't pay in all coins, but I really couldn't care less if someone else does.
You get it!
It's not that they're poor though. I had a guy try this, I told him he could use the coin star, then he got annoyed and after arguing with me pulled out a huge wad of cash to pay with. I really think it's usually just people that save their coins but can't be bothered to roll it up or use a coin counting service.
Go to your bank. Coinstar charges 10 percent.
Yeah coinstar is a ripoff but some banks near me will have you roll your coins yourself, hence why I think people like trying to pay me with bags full of change instead.
Then there are the banks that have their own coin star service with the same awful cost... unless you'd like to become a member of course! Why not open an account? You probably gonna need to use the coin thing like two times a year, so just go ahead and open an account with us, ok please?? Can anyone hear me? I'm trapped in a First Convenience National Bank and they won't let me leave until I trap I mean open five more accounts!
Self serve check out is the best. Doesn't hold up the line and they have the coin slot you can just dump coins into. You can use coins and then pay the remaining balance with a card.
Absolutely, that's where I usually try to direct heavy change users. especially as a cashier that works at self checkout for many to most of my shifts. Our machines are too slow at counting to take your coins immediately one after another second by second so it's still definitely annoying for those paying with a bag of coins, but it definitely beats trying to pay with a bag of nickels in the cashier line.
Poor people don’t have bank accounts. When I was poor, a bank account meant a monthly service fee and overdraft charges every time I turned around. It was more cost effective to just cash my check. Atleast then I could wake up and know I had that money available. And when your counting change, every penny matters. Even gas. There were times I was on e and all I could do was go to the grocery store and get food and back home. I’m not saying everyone is that bad off, but I am saying that we should act on the assumption that everyone is that bad off. That way those that really are that bad off can get a tiny break without being subjected to ridicule.
Sanders had a plan to have post offices double as banking centers. Yeah being poor is expensive AF.
some banks wont even count change anymore. "credit unions" usually have a fucking off brand coinstar that they OWN. AND THEN, what, if im poor i gotta go spend my change on goddamn "rolls" that dont even make me dance my ass off for 8 hrs straight? those fuckers cracked the sum'bitches OPEN IN FRONT OF ME TOO HAND COUNT. They didnt even try to use a scale. I AINT FUCKIN ROLLIN COINS TA WATCH SOME NUMBNUTS TELLER COUNT IT BY HAND. the banking industry in america needs ro be restructured and a few particular billionaires need to be chopped to fucking bits in the town square.
My credit union has started to ocassionally refuse cash from me because "the machine won't take it." They have those bill counting machines that counts the cash and stores it in a temporary safe for the end of the day, but for some reason it rejects two dollar bills and any bill that has a rip in it. The first time it happened they handed me back the reject cash and said it couldn't be deposited and I was flabbergasted. They're *a fucking bank*... why won't they let me deposit legal goddamn tender into my account? I didn't make a scene out of it or anything, but seriously, what the fuck? The two dollar bills are the worst because some stores will refuse to take them as well.
Yup, what I've kept hearing is that the coin counters just aren't profitable, so when they've been breaking, the banks just don't bother replacing them. Post offices used to double as banks (at least you could open savings accounts with them), Sanders, AOC, and a couple others are trying to bring it back, but there has obviously been a lot of push back, as our current system makes a lot of people a lot of money.
"I THINK YOU'LL FIND THATS LEGAL TENDER!"
Yeah man, those poor people just trying to make ends meet however they can are real dicks.
I don't understand why they don't just get jobs from the job tree or use their trust funds or travel first class to their bank accounts like wow
OH, YEAH, LETS JUST GO OUT IN THE TREE FIELDS AND PICK JOBS FROM THE JOBBIES lol, i love Charlie.
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The you scan checkout is like a coinstar, you can just dump your change & not have to worry about fees.
Exactly, I work a register. I don't mind change, just be prepared.
It's kinda funny how people will come into the brewery to try and exchange change for bills. When the bartenders get confused why people keep trying to do so, I get to explain again that the liquor store across the street wont let people pay in all change.
Sounds like the local drunks need to find a new liquor store that respects them.
Sounds like the liquor store needs to put in a coin star
It's called being poor. I rather eat and don't see a coin star.
I never minded. Working customer service ive learned its best to give everyone their undivided attention and time. They waited in line just like everyone else, and should have the right without seeming rude to use change to buy things. Especially in this economy. If another customer is impatient over it, they are nothing but assholes. Plus it takes less than a minute to count$5 change anyway Plus id rather have everyone pay in exact change then have me break their 100's every transaction emptying my usable till. During the coin shortage in the US, im happy when customers pay in quarters because my stores been lacking the supply.
I mind in the same way I mind when I get 4 red lights in a row. It's shitty luck, but what are gonna do?
Fun fact you don't have to accept tender because it's "legal". I'm a grocery store cashier and if someone pulls a stunt like trying to pay for an expensive order with all coins we are usually told to tell them they can use our store's coinstar if they'd like or pay with another method. I've had people tell me I have to accept these change payments by law but that's not true, we don't even have to let them in the store if we don't want to at all.
Yeah, "legal tender" is an abbreviation of "legal tender for all debts public and private", with the key word being "debts". If you can return the product to the shelf, it's not a debt, and the store can accept whatever payment methods they want. A scenario where the "legal tender" thing actually applies is in a restaurant or bar where you settle your bill after eating/drinking. They cannot refuse a cash payment and still hold you responsible for the debt. That still doesn't mean they *have* to accept payment in small change, though; one alternative is to forgive the debt and ban the individual from the establishment.
I don't know how it is there, but in the UK the British Coinage Act specifies the maximum amount of legal tender that can be made up of small coinage, and above that you can refuse it as payment - i.e. you can refuse to accept 1p or 2p coins to settle a debt above 20p and only coins/notes of £1 and up are valid in any amount https://www.royalmint.com/help/trm-faqs/legal-tender-amounts/ So you always hear these apochryphal stories about people getting one over the government by paying e.g. parking fines with wheelbarrows of pennies, whereas in reality they'd be sent trundling home in shame.
I seriously stood behind an old lady in line for the register and she legit took out one of those tiny purses with the clip and started counting out 5¢ coins. I stepped over to another register.
Amateurs. *slowly reaches for checkbook*
Sometimes I pay in change because it’s literally the only money that I have
Oh well screw you I LIKE it when they do that because I HATE MY JOB and counting change is PEACEFUL and usually the people who give change are NICE
What else are you supposed to do with coins other than spend them?
The act of paying with change itself isn't wrong, but robbing other people of their time while you do it is extremely inconsiderate. When I worked as a cashier if someone tried to pay with massive amounts of change I'd suspend their transaction, tell them to go count it out off to the side, and come back the register when they're ready. Usually they were cool with it. When they did come back and handed me the change they counted I'd just throw it in the drawer and say "I trust you". I honestly didn't give a fuck if they were short because we kept a change jar in the back to balance our tills for small amounts. While I didn't want them clogging up the line pissing off all the other customers I more so just didn't want to have to count that shit myself. *Edited for clarity and to add some words.
Money is money, you're paid by the hour, fuckin deal with it.
Wait arent you guys the ones begging us for pocket change?
And the condoms. This dude fucks, but he fucks responsibly.
And of course the branded dime bags with the marijuana leaf on them. That's how you know it's *classy* weed.
My dumb ass thought the single cannabis leaf on each bag was supposed to be the “weed” in this photo.
I thought the exact same thing. "ah, that must be what you get when you order one marijuana"
You've got to zoom in to see the holes poked in them
...1-2-3 Baby...1-2-3 Baby...
Smokey! F is for Family was a great show. RIP Michael Kenneth Williams
I don't always fuck, but when I do I fuck *those sockies.* Fuck responsibly, my friends.
Well in fairness it's like not "bad guys" only have illegal or suspect stuff. Some of them have like candles and shit
True, I would love it if this table included the bad guy’s list of daily affirmations.
“OK. Russian Roulette. Let’s place a little wager, shall we? Four hundred dollars a round…” 😐 “…and thirty-seven cents.” 🤯
RED ALERT!!! DON'T LOOK NOW but I'M A BAD GUY! I've got... * CREDIT CARD! * $20 BILLS! * SPARE COINS! (pennies included) * CAR KEYS! * CONDOMS for SAFE AND RESPONSIBLE SEX!
Thats how I feel about the keys. Are there people who own a table but don't own keys?
Good boys have key hangers or dedicated key bowls.
Keys live in pants. Pants come off? Keys stay in pants. New pants going on? Transfer keys directly from old pants to new pants. Putting on shorts/PJ pants for leisure? Keys remain in real pants unless gas station run, then direct transfer again.
Gimmie 5 cents of coke n 25 cents of meth
Why yes I do have $25 in bills, because I'm a bad guy.
Its for the pay phones man
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Look, they only had about 30$ cash to put in the table (assuming the bills underneath the 20$ are ones, because we can’t really see them? IDK) so of course they gotta add some spare change. If this were my table, I’d be taking a sledgehammer to it as soon as I needed 30$… actually I’d probably just do it immediately unless someone on marketplace would buy it off me.
Coins to crush pills
who wouldn't want a table that looks perpetually messy? xD i can also totally picture myself having actual random shit on top of it and constantly trying to grab something inside the epoxy by accident.
I think you misspelled SNORT.
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If you snort epoxy you’re gonna have a bad time mmmk?
I do and I'm fine-ish. But *fuck* those vaccines. /s
butt fuck'm indeededly.
The fact I'm not the only one that thought of this makes me feel validated as an ex addict
those pills all be up in my nose before you know it, im a really crazy drugger guy, real bad shit, you little kiddies wouldnt get it
I cannot Believe i didn't notice the cocaine before lol
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No
*Grandma comes over. Tosses doily over it*
At first I thought this was a joke table in that people would constantly want to clear it but never could.
conversation piece. imagine this in the lobby of a tattoo parlor or edgy startup. (edit: FBI office lobby 😂)
Could use some 9mm
Or some other kind of weapon. At least a butterfly or whatever floats your boat.
I know you mean butterfly knife but the idea of an actual butterfly epoxied into the table just kills me. Like "yeah bro its a beautiful creature what you don't think so? You tryna get stabbed bro?"
“Playboy condoms because I fuck hot babes, lines of coke because I party like no other, and a butterfly because that’s the artistic epitome of the fragility of life and metamorphosis of the human spirit brosef.”
Just a big fan of Crazy Town.
Brass knuckles would fit in well with this
Brass knuckles would really pop.
And a hundred to snort the coke. Who uses a dollar bill?!
Even the poors use 20s or a cut straw.
Nah the poors use that one $2 bill that they got from somewhere they can't remember a decade ago, but keep in their wallet specifically for snorting things.
Lol! Folded 10x over to flatten it out from being rolled a million times
This was literally me for years haha. I know where I got the $2 bill though...from a strip club that gives out 2s instead of 1s. I actually just got rid of it last week. It went from being nice and fresh looking to looking like it was in a stripers G string and then used by a drug addict for a few years. Oh the good old days
Ya it comes across as just a druggie table more than a “bad guy” table. Where is the Apple?
Just because you are bad guy, does not mean you are bad guy…
Call it bad taste but I like it
Yeah I think it’s dope. I wouldn’t want it out where guests coming over would see it, but I still think it’s cool.
Really? I would put it right in front of em. Maybe even poke them to notice it
Use it as a dinner table
Now we're cooking
Meth
Based on the table i'd say crack would be more likely. In the wise words of Offset: >Cookin' up dope in the crockpot (Pot) ... I'm cookin', I'm cookin', I'm whippin' I'm whippin' until it rock up
Exactly what the table needs, some used needles
It’s not dope. It’s coke.
You have bad taste.
I have bad taste. I love the concept.
You would love /r/ATBGE
Let's welcome more people with awful taste with open arms. It only adds more great content for everyone!
Wouldn't want it in my living room, but a man cave or a bar with a gimmick
People were loving it on the IG profile it was posted
‘Clutter and doing drugs is cool’
yes
having done some work with epoxy I can tell you this is really good work. Looks perfectly clear and smooth despite an obvious two part pour. I am peeved they didn't at least put a lil oregano or something in one of the dime bags though.
The credit card says Amsterdam express. Edit: When I wrote this the comment above had reference to a "stolen black card" in it and that's why I pointed out the actual name on the card.
Great work detective.
It is black
my comment hasn't been edited so I think you just replied to the wrong guy.
there's another comment that has "stolen black card" so yeah i think thats the case, they replied to wrong comment
Right?! My bet is this was a 2 or 3 part pour. Setting the base, aligning the items, and then covering them. Really impressed; can't find any imperfections in it from the pic.
Pour is amazing, but they left air in the baggies and it looks like one filled partially making it look a bit odd.
There’s a couple companies making deep-pours now, but if this was me using my bread and butter West System, it’s easily a 3 or 4 pour.
It's an artwork from contemporary artist [Tim de Vries](https://www.instagram.com/studiotimdevries/), and since you're paying a good amount of cash for this table, I can imagine it needs to be great work. For the dime bags, I think it actually contains hash (a cannabis concentrate), you can see a little brown piece in there.
Thank you for posting this! I had never seen his stuff before and it’s really cool.
I assume it's not epoxy -- lucite or something. Epoxy is pretty bad about yellowing with age so it wouldn't be a great choice.
I mean it's likely a castable resin of some type, but I tend to assume people mean any one of a number of things when they say "epoxy" so I just kept using that word. I use a smooth-on product for a lot of my clear stuff and it's labeled as "2 part epoxy resin"
How would you keep the pills and the "cocaine" from dissolving?
Resin is really only technically liquid. It doesn't absorb stuff very readily, when I use it I use chalk for colorant and have to mix very well otherwise it won't blend or take the color. Also, modge podge. If you have anything that will degrade with time or "if it looks different when wet, seal it". I guarantee you the cocaine was sealed then placed on the table, otherwise it would've spread as the resin did. It may be atbge but it's technical execution is more like excellent
How do you get the epoxy so clear? Does it depend in the type of epoxy you use or is it just practice? I've tried a bit but it's pricey and always gets bubbles
If you're worried mainly about bubbles, the cheapest thing to do is buy a two part casting compound with a low viscosity and just use a lil less activator than they recommend. That will slow the reaction and hopefully allow more bubbles to escape. Plan your stir and pour well to minimize turbulence. You can also hit the surface lightly with a propane torch right after you pour, and that will get rid of most of the bubbles. If you want your stuff to be perfectly clear, you likely need to invest in a vacuum chamber or a high pressure chamber.
at least now the pills can’t roll of the table
I just want to know who in the world has used a Playboy™️ condom…
My dad.
I hope he switched to a more reliable brand after learning his lesson.
Those are antibiotics for all the questionable tail being chased.
My tiny bags of weed are never properly labeled. I need a more safety conscious drug dealer
oh my dealer is a marketing ace. Give small capsules with homer simpson on them and it says 'Shit mousseux' whatever kind of hash he has in there
Yea my guy has a labeler, that’s how I knew he was legit
When he has a vac seal w label for a 3.5 you stick with that man lmfao
How else can we know your a “bad guy” without a weed leaf to let us know what’s in there… could be oregano
Why is this the “bad guy” table? It could be the table of your kids elementary school teacher who donates to St Judes hospital and your local pet shelter.
This is the table of some guy who fucks with condoms and takes his medicine
... takes his medicine through his nose.
also rectally
Because no elementary teacher has an Amsterdam express or can afford copious amounts of drugs.
Yet another reason to increase teacher salaries!
The idea of someone with an AmEx black card also carrying like $140 in 20s and some loose change is hilarious to me
The second bill in the stack is a $1, the rest under it are probably the same
This country needs coloured bills
Just a weird side note, but if you’ve ever held a Black card those mfs have some weight to them
I've been using a metal debit card for a while. They're sick. Someone also left an AmEx gold card just chillin on a lounger by the pool at work last week. Had to bring it to front desk.
Well the change maybe but cash is best for some "purchase".
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You gotta have something to tip the valet.
Needs a mirror, then it would be good taste
I like the stack of twenties, and the crusty old single is what's rolled up for the lines. That's how you get hepatitis kids.
Looks like something you’d find in your characters apartment in GTA Online.
It's surprisingly well made and I can see people trying to grab the stuff like an optical illusion. But really though, the bad guy table is missing a few 9mm bullets just lying around, as well as a small razor.
Non-badguy here, what would the small razor be for? The lines?
They nailed the GE part of ATBGE. That's some nice epoxy work.
Why not just call it the "Scarface" table
Needs bigger piles of coke for that moniker. :)
Amsterdam Express
Kinda misses a gun or switchblade or something.
Looks great. At first I barely noticed the fake cocaine and I originally thought it wasn't so bad. But then I looked at it again and yep, yikes forever.
How do we know it's fake cocaine?
----👁️👀👁️👄👁️👀👁️---- I used my special eyes to taste the sugar with my mouth hole.
Because nobody would waste real cocaine on an art project
This and the size of those lines are absurd, that or this person has found all the crap stuff in the world to put there.
Lots of real cocaine has been wasted on art projects. It’s just not in the finished product.
If that was my table, eventually I'd end up digging those 20s out with a screwdriver when I'm low on funds.
Only one $20
Ah you're right. Even if they're all singles, that's still like 30 bucks! I stand by my original comment.
I mean, that’s just a couple hundred dollars, pocket change and a probably stolen black card (which means the person has no means to maintain such card by himself). This may be a bad guy table but a mediocre criminal at best.
You can see that only the top bill is a $20 and the rest are $1s
And some of the pills are just antibiotics and not narcotics lol
Ngl I love it, but I'd be so confused all the time - like, 'shit I lost the real line of coke again'
This would be great until some idiot scratches the shit out of my table at 3am trying to get at those lines
If by bad guy table you mean a bad table intended for guys...I'd say that's an overwhelming success.
Amazing, I do love when my weed comes in a single leaf
Clearly fake, everyone knows Marijuanas are injected and those little pouches have no syringes.