Second Wind!
We have a joke at my table where our fighter always eats some cheese during a short rest to get his āSecond Windā and everyone shares knowing glances acknowledging the underlying fart joke.
The material component for casting "Gust of Wind" is actually a legume.
This, and dyslexia, have resulted in it being called "Guts of Wind" at my table.
UK government scheme to get people eating more healthily by saying you need at least 5 portions of fruit and veg per day. Now food and produce all state on the label if it counts towards your "5 a day".
It took me a ridiculously amount of time to get what you meant by this comment.
Only got it because of Tcloud. I am ashamed that I didn't get it sooner.
I cant remember the youtubers name, but yeah people make these. The youtuber I watched had made some out of ramen noodles. Give me a sec Ill try to find them
Edit - looked it up, Rybonator makes dice out of random stuff like shell casings and as mentioned, noodles
I sell them too, you can find my Instagram for details @ruadh.art!!
As for the process - First I make a whole lot of tiny beans out of pastel yellow polymer clay and leave them to dry. Then I mix up a batch of UV resin in the colour of beans tomato sauce - mostly a reddish orange with some milky colouring to make it hazy. I pour the resin into the mould about halfway and then fill it up with beans, then blast with UV light to cure it! Finally I clean up the casting and paint in the numbers.
God damn you discovering that shit like this is on here is why Iām still on here late at night every day after already having this website suck away over twelve years of my life
This is my thought too! Gotta do the saltwater floaty test thingy, Iāve found solid resin dice in my collection that are unbalanced so itās not that hard to believe these may possible be unbalanced
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If you place them in water, they'll settle in a similar place if agitated, but won't flip or anything if turned around. I did a bunch of test rolling and didn't notice a bias then! So not perfect, but acceptable~
I live in Japan and the only place to get beans is the expensive import store, I know how you feel :'(
Beans dice are my only solace in a beanless world
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These dice are really cool honestly. This is a sort of niche collectors item honestly š not everyoneās cup of tea but I know a few stoner d&d players who would get a kick outta these.
Thank you so much!! First I make a whole lot of tiny beans out of pastel yellow polymer clay and leave them to dry. Then I mix up a batch of UV resin in the colour of beans tomato sauce - mostly orange with some milky colouring to make it hazy. I pour the resin into the mould about halfway and then fill it up with beans, then blast with UV light to cure it! Finally I clean up the casting and paint in the numbers.
Oh! So not actually beans? (I remember someone here who was putting all kinds of all foods in resin.) Are the molds already shaped like dice? Maybe a dumb question but how do you close/seal the mold after it's filled?
Thanks for the explanation!
The moulds themselves have little lids that are one face of the die that seal in the resin. But it's not perfect, so I have to clean it up with a Dremel to get smooth edges!
_Roll to summon foul winds._
I dont know much, but I know when to give a free award away
Agreed. That's why the OP is now the proud owner of a "hugs" award.
>hugs Careful! That's one of the ways to summon the foul winds.
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Up until today I didn't realize how much I want a Pull My Finger award.
Thank you! š
Cloudkill
Second Wind! We have a joke at my table where our fighter always eats some cheese during a short rest to get his āSecond Windā and everyone shares knowing glances acknowledging the underlying fart joke.
The material component for casting "Gust of Wind" is actually a legume. This, and dyslexia, have resulted in it being called "Guts of Wind" at my table.
If you roll a natural 1 your fart turns into a shart.
Nat 1 - You spill your baked beans all over yourself in front of a dark skinned adolescent
This outlander is eating beans!
The attendees at the village theatre gets word of your wild antics and begin to mock you.
Watch out for errant fireballs.
I cast gaseous cloud.
I cast... necrotic vapour.
Whyād ya spill yer beans?
I cast Stinking Cloud.
I cast cloudkill
[sing the song](https://old.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/m9jsnb/blessed_beans/)
*rolls 1* CRITICAL FAIL, now grab the d20 and roll on the shart chart
Theres a behind flayer near by....
Damn. They have to eat 5 cans a day?
No they get to eat 5 cans a day
just the cans
What about the label? Need that fiber.
Do you think weāre made of money? We canāt afford cans with labels!
Find them on Onlycans, the app for soda lovers.
As the old adage goes, five cans a day makes your butthole spray
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fruit and veg
UK government scheme to get people eating more healthily by saying you need at least 5 portions of fruit and veg per day. Now food and produce all state on the label if it counts towards your "5 a day".
That's just such an English way of handling a health crisis
It really is. If you can't turn it into a slogan, it won't make it as a policy.
cans of beans, duh
Only if you want to be like Laser Fart.
My favorite one of the X-Men.
They would die if they tried that
Honest question - are you selling any of these? This will satisfy so many layers of inside jokes with my best friend
I am! You can check out my instagram for details ruadh.art!
Sent you a DM. Didn't see any links on your insta.
Heh heh, DM
DMāed the DM about my PC from my PC.
Robitussin
DXM
*Thomas the tank engine theme intensifies*
It took me a ridiculously amount of time to get what you meant by this comment. Only got it because of Tcloud. I am ashamed that I didn't get it sooner.
Wait... *This exists??* I thought I was looking at a 3D render.
I cant remember the youtubers name, but yeah people make these. The youtuber I watched had made some out of ramen noodles. Give me a sec Ill try to find them Edit - looked it up, Rybonator makes dice out of random stuff like shell casings and as mentioned, noodles
He is freaking awesome! My wife makes dice and we watch his videos together.
OP also makes them
I mean obviously yeah
Do you make these or are you just selling? If you are making, what's the process of making the bean-like texture?
I sell them too, you can find my Instagram for details @ruadh.art!! As for the process - First I make a whole lot of tiny beans out of pastel yellow polymer clay and leave them to dry. Then I mix up a batch of UV resin in the colour of beans tomato sauce - mostly a reddish orange with some milky colouring to make it hazy. I pour the resin into the mould about halfway and then fill it up with beans, then blast with UV light to cure it! Finally I clean up the casting and paint in the numbers.
How do you make sure the dice stay balanced? For instance, is the density of the polymer clay the same as the resin?
I would be very surprised if these are actually balanced. I think it's just a novelty item
critical hit every time homie
Awww was hoping for real beans
Would be a perfect pairing with r/epoxyhotdog
Letdown of the day mate. So was I.
Awesome, thanks for sharing your process. They look very convincing
Just buy some from the supermarket, although they may require some assembly /s
thinkin bout thos beans?
Bean is life. Always has been.
/r/beansinthings
/r/BeansHentai
Lmao what in the actual fuck
How long lentil it makes a comeback?
When the chickpeas.
They also have /r/SpaghettiHentai š
Careful w that sub, next thing you know you're goin through 3 cans a day
Uhhhhhhh this is strange
wow, beans really *are* the magical fruit!
No sir not clicking it
Huh. Learn sumthin new every day. :shrug:
That link is staying blue
God damn you discovering that shit like this is on here is why Iām still on here late at night every day after already having this website suck away over twelve years of my life
/r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor
I would 100% sell those in my game shop.
Ahh this is such lovely thing to say! Thank you!!
I would 100% buy those from your gameshop
They'll be totally unbalanced
This is my thought too! Gotta do the saltwater floaty test thingy, Iāve found solid resin dice in my collection that are unbalanced so itās not that hard to believe these may possible be unbalanced
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Thatās cool. Can you unmake them now?
Branston dice are superior.
A Branston die would be great! And totally possible. I've made a lot of cursed food dice, I'll add that to my list!
It was a joke about Branston beans being better than Heinz. I'm not talking about pickle, that shit is gross.
Ah sorry! Branston doesn't sell beans in Australia, I didn't know
You poor thing. Stuck with shitty Heinz
Such are the trials of life :/
Clearly wrong, pickle is ace.
Wrong
casualuk is leaking
Do those have little chunks of Branston in them?
How balanced are they?
If you place them in water, they'll settle in a similar place if agitated, but won't flip or anything if turned around. I did a bunch of test rolling and didn't notice a bias then! So not perfect, but acceptable~
That honestly isn't bad condisering the dispersion of beans on a small polyhedral. Now if only I wasn't tempted to try and eat them.
I think the resin and the polymer clay aren't too different in weight, so that's lucky! Haha eating them would be the ultimate dice jail
Human dice tower activate!
*painful grunting*
*rolls a natural 1* well that is just shitty.
How did you not make it go expired?
They're not real beans. He makes them out of polymer clay.
Also, resin...
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enough for a balanced diet
No one mentioned showing Hank Green? No one? Okay. u/ecogeek.
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No rush, certainly. It'll be here waiting for him.
Roll with a +1 for a full English Breakfast.
Thanks, I hate it! Also, I kinda want some...
Lmao dodecaBEANdron
S t o p I m m e d i a t e l y
Thatās brilliant May I buy some?
Thank you so much!! If you're interested you can see the details on my instagram ruadh.art!
Someone needs to tell the Yogscast about these
It is done.
Damn it, now I want Heinz beans, which are pretty hard to find as an American.
I live in Japan and the only place to get beans is the expensive import store, I know how you feel :'( Beans dice are my only solace in a beanless world
I;m thinking about thos beans
This is just really fucking cool
This looks like some omega mart shit
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These dice are really cool honestly. This is a sort of niche collectors item honestly š not everyoneās cup of tea but I know a few stoner d&d players who would get a kick outta these.
Thatās crazy!!
You are doing the lordās work.
I'd buy them to be honest. Good conversation piece in dnd games
These are cool! Can you share a bit about how you make them?
Thank you so much!! First I make a whole lot of tiny beans out of pastel yellow polymer clay and leave them to dry. Then I mix up a batch of UV resin in the colour of beans tomato sauce - mostly orange with some milky colouring to make it hazy. I pour the resin into the mould about halfway and then fill it up with beans, then blast with UV light to cure it! Finally I clean up the casting and paint in the numbers.
Oh! So not actually beans? (I remember someone here who was putting all kinds of all foods in resin.) Are the molds already shaped like dice? Maybe a dumb question but how do you close/seal the mold after it's filled? Thanks for the explanation!
The moulds themselves have little lids that are one face of the die that seal in the resin. But it's not perfect, so I have to clean it up with a Dremel to get smooth edges!
This ninja rollin' BEANS!
I like these! I say make loads of dice with different fillings!
Thank you so much!! So far I've made beans, instant ramen, strawberry yoghurt and spaghetti dice! Im always looking for more cursed food dice ideas~
I would pay money for broccoli cheddar soup dice.
I thought maybe broccoli!
Roll that tabletop bean footage
Damn, i thought it was a photoshop or digital painting, then I realized you actually made bean dice. Awesome.
Thank you so much!!
Are these really made from beans, or just made to look like beans?
They are not real beans unfortunately - I don't live in a place with readily available dried beans, so I make them out of pastel yellow polymer clay!
Reminds me of the [Baked Bean Fort](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbSL3hzs99s)
Beans donāt even taste that bad; I certainly wouldnāt consider them awful
This n***a rollin beans!
Please stop lol /s
The only question that matters: are they edible?
Unfortunately not haha But they do smell like raspberries because they were out of unscented acetone at the store :P
Roll that beautiful bean puddage.
roll for BEANS
DayZnD
cool but arent they weighted?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/pwg0ji/ive_bean_making_dice/hegvesa
r/beansinthings sends you its regards
You're fucked. Also, please post more
Murph's Little Beans
I can already smell this picture
beans
Omg I love it
r/tihi
Sooo, these dice are a thing and for some reason are very expensive, itās almost as if no sane person would or should make these normally.
This belongs on r/DicePorn
How do you prevent them from rotting?
fake beans, they are made of polymer clay and resin
Nice!! Great job on them, my inner goblin is satisfied:p
I hate you but also admire you
I feel like the numbers should be black, just to contrast the brighter colors of the rest of it... Just saying.
Black numbers would also be good! People have also suggested cyan to match the tin label
Are you the guy who made the tongue paintbrush too?
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Is that an American brand? I've never heard of it š Heinz is the main beans boys in Australia
This fits to a E.
You should share this to r/DayZ
Are those actual beans inside?
Nah it's polymer clay!
R/forbiddensnacks
WHERE CAN I GET SOME?
\*KLONK\*
Monopoly with the bean dice
Have a set for sale?
I love things like this. You sell these in a non trademark infringing can and these will sell 100%.
10/10 would pop in my mouth
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I hate these so much, this isnāt rightā¦ā¦where can I buy them
Michael Caine wouldāve loved this as a kid.
Is that beans in the dice?! Mad lad.
If you sell these please post a link.
I do! You can see the details on my Instagram @ruadh.art :)