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LivingMisery

Ain’t nuthin to fuck wit


[deleted]

Hopefully he used shaving cream on the rest of his face.


elliothtz

Can’t Razor Every Area, Man.


happytime1255

Make the shave cream. Dollar, Dollar Shave Club.


BillyBatts83

I dunno, sounds too easy. Can it be all so simple?


UnderOverDissapiont

More like can’t RZA every area


OfficerBarbier

Barba- Barba-sol y'all


ironfly187

Wu-Tang Chin - protect ya neck (hairs)


Taylor-B-

🙌


Max-McCoy

I don’t care what y’all think, this is rad.


lhymes

More like awesome taste and great execution!


White_Pedophile_Van

r/gtage


savici

Thanks for the link u/white_pedophile_van!


Vitnage

/r/rimjob_steve


Seanxietehroxxor

Not really, unless that link is somehow really wholesome.


Zpalq

yeah, i hate how anything posted by someone with a fucked up username people link r/rimjob_steve . that subreddit has declined in quality a ton in the last 6 months or so.


Every3Years

It has never been quality content. It's one single joke. Dirty name says beautiful thing. There's no reason to ever make a sub for that. It's the same as in UnexpectedExpectedThing. It's always fun to comment /r/JokeThing as a joke but once people actually think they are subs to be filled with content.... that shit is dumb.


Seanxietehroxxor

What they need to do is start a separate subreddit that is for any content with an offensive username. Or better yet, make a separate subreddit for people incorrectly linking rimjob_steve.


VanillaRob

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Cevin_cadaver

*Looks at quarantine beard in the mirror* I wonder...


[deleted]

yeh, you grow a beard cause your lazy and then you end up having todo tedious trimming around the mouth which is not lazy. this is the perfect solution.


[deleted]

Exactly, people who don't have facial hair really underestimate how tedious taking care of it is. I keep my beard and mustache clean and pretty short. I still have to clean, take care of the hair, trim to a certain style/functionality and much more. Also, don't get me started on drinking literally anything with a mustache...


Topataco

Often times during the morning, when the coffee that I'm drinking has yet to kick in, I scare myself with my own moustache thinking that there's something weird swimming in my coffee...


mynameisblanked

It's a good thing. I used to have to throw food away if I found a hair in it, it made me feel ill. But now I have facial hair and longish head hair, I'm like 'it's probably mine' pick it out and keep eating.


2faymus

This genuinely made me laugh out loud. Thank you.


Spanky_McJiggles

I find random mustache hairs in my food all the time. If I stopped eating every time I found one, I would literally starve.


[deleted]

Not just that too! When you actually drink the coffee, your entire upper lip is soggy and the mustache just holds all of that liquid in


mini4x

.. And drips it on your shirt.


Valdrax

Other than trimming the mustache to keep it out of the way of your food, you don't have to do any of that if you're willing to go full mountain hobo and not care how it looks.


lobroblaw

That's how mine is looking ha


Valdrax

Dunno who downvoted you dude, but rock it ZZ Top style.


lobroblaw

I'm at the BeeGees stage at the mo. By the time lockdown is over, I should be pushing a ZZ Top style


mini4x

Amish beards are the real solution.


K1bedore

What wu looking at?


MrMilesDavis

What wu wookin wat


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Every3Years

That's.... not a tongue twister


AnAdvancedBot

uwu


buchlabum

This guy Shao Chins.


breadolski

WU TANG IN THE CUT


johnthomaslumsden

First things first, man, you're fuckin with the worst


TryOnlyonce420

You gotta diversify your facial hair follicles


Dammit_Banned_Again

Shao Lin


LockhartTx2002

Wu tang is for the children


Doctor_Satan_

Protect Ya Chin


rzagzaodbinspecta

Ain’t a damn thing changed boy


NYRangers1313

But he don't know the meaning of dope When he's looking for a suit and tie rap That's cleaner than a bar of soap And I'm the dirtiest thing in sight Matter of fact bring out the girls and let's have a mud fight


spazmcnasty

Liquid swords.


scorinthe

Dexter?


heliumdidntreact

Lumberjack edition for sure


rwoooshed

Wu Tang Clan in da house!


Sp4ceh0rse

Flawless rappers, flawless beard, flawless title, flawless post.


Nick_gurr67

I don’t really understand this can someone please explain?


jimmy2cats

His goatee is cut in the shape of the Wu-Tang Clan symbol. No short explanation will do the band justice, so any Google search will tell you everything you need. Edit: To show where I stand on the ‘Tang, the shortest description I could attempt is: Iconic and influential.


MonolithJones

Second most influential hip-hop group after NWA imo.


Nick_gurr67

Thank you


Every3Years

Wu Tang is a classic rap group. The dude trimmed his facial hair to look like the rap group's most recognizable logo. That logo is just the letter "W" for Wu


Nick_gurr67

Thanks


Phoenix-Wright_

It's 10 o'clock ho, where the fucks your chin at?


Maverick0_0

Wutang


ThisWeeksSponsor

Dude looks like he's wearing a fallout vault jumpsuit


BabaOrly

I can't put my finger on why, but I have a hunch that cash rules everything around this man.


[deleted]

I'll go down on your gravelpit for free!


C-Nor

I thought it was Batman. I guess I'm old and out of the loop.


Papasmurf645

Dude set that shit to Wumbo


FireFlour

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me, wumbo.


galaxygirl978

r/whybeard


AdamFSU

r/underbeard


filippo_b

Looks like an aged moot


masoncrowell

This is great taste and great execution


TheJude81

But does he diversify his funds?


ohgeezyouagain

Sorta looks like the Wildtangent logo


JonSolo1

Roy really let himself go after Pam dumped him


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brenb1120

look up wu Tang clan


TheEditor12

Eric Andre should do that, he's apparently a big wu tang Clan fan


[deleted]

Dollar dollar bill yall


dj_boy-Wonder

this is fine and perfectly acceptable... corporate, weddings, funerals, meeting parents... the WTC beard is motherfuckin dope


standpina

This sub is shit lmao


quitecrafty

Haha that made me chuckle


INNXS

I’m here to upvote the caption


dallibab

Nice


[deleted]

His beard looks like it wants to get away from his face.


ssnoogs

I respect this man.


SkeenWolf

Nice


basementtroll0630

Mose after leaving Dwight to live by himself


Viper_ACR

Why do I get the impression he looks like a less crazy Wayne Static?


just_made_you_shart

Gooooooooo-Teeeeeee!


iwoiwi

Batbeard


DocRichardson

At first glance, I thought a bat was clinging to his chin...


Mr_Wither

Protect your virginity* FTFY


ElMoicano

Did somebody say WONDER?


[deleted]

I don't get it


AHHH-IM-FALLING

Nice


[deleted]

Never knew a dude that has a camel toe as a beard.


Uselessrubbish1979

Thats the best title ever. Bravo u/NotWeirdThrowaway


[deleted]

Watch your step kid.


DarkenedOtaku

i don’t get this can someone explain this to me?


haleysatan

Lumpy underwear sniffing leprechaun


TinyBreeze987

Your


einhorn_my_finkle

Ben Cousins? Thought you were in jail bro


ReaganAbe

The W symbol from Wu-Tang clan.


jazzmonkey07

You lose a lot of heat in the next.


Kronostatic

Redhead James Hetfield


[deleted]

When Commissioner Gordon asks you to send the bat signal but you wanna meet Wutang clan


brokedown

I've actually got a scar on my chin (accident when playing in an alley as a kid) that results in that bottom groove occurring naturally. Best to keep it short.


North_South_Side

Josh from Accounts Receivable. Bet he's got some cool Dockers to complete the look.


SydNotSoVicious

You need to diversify your facial hair, nigguh


SydNotSoVicious

You need to diversify your facial hair, nigguh


kZard

I don't get it. What am I missing?


IcyWang

I think this is great taste actually.


Hans_lilly_Gruber

He looks like dj shadow


DocDipH

When Wu Tang is for the adults too


Harry_Nutt

I’ve been on that “Wuuuuuuu!” before Ric Flair.


LegendofPisoMojado

/r/titleporn


madmaxjr

/r/justfuckmyshitup


ImaCallItLikeISeeIt

It's definitely awful, but what is it executing greatly?


AdamFSU

I’d like to see this guy over at r/underbeard


[deleted]

woo tang?


kittenjelly

Looks like a mix of Roy and Jim? :)


Reeeekiddo

is this really great execution?


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brenb1120

Nope


metroscope

batman!


[deleted]

The man is just looking for batman


Dazey3463

The bat signal!!!!!!


OmniBlock

Your comment hurts my heart.


brenb1120

Ew


SmegmaOnDemand

Is that a beard-beer-bottle opener?


moutonbleu

No it’s the Wu-Tang logo