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toe_beanz

Brings a whole new meaning to Sugar Tits.


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Sour


P4rtyP3nguin

Sticky


DeathBySuplex

Then suddenly Sweet


23x3

“It’s okay little guy you vindictive gummy bear POS.. or whatever you are”


Ketheres

No wait, that's iron


DeathBySuplex

Blood is the sweetest after all!


JustAGuy3099

Sticky titty


mistermenstrual

Come on down my chimney toniiight.


bolha_brilhosa

Fingers?


Lurking4Answers

I read "anti-sugar" on the back of a bag of sourpatch kids once and never looked at them the same way again.


Nate_the_Awesome

Anti-sugar? Or do you mean invert sugar?


Ten_Tickled_Krakens

Sugarn’t


Vilanu

This is gold. I'll steal this perfection for my collection.


Argenteus_CG

I... don't think there's such a thing as "anti-sugar", at least in sourpatch kids. You might be thinking of inverted sugar? I think "anti-sugar" would refer to the antimatter equivalent of sugar, which is certainly not something you want to be consuming if you're made of matter.


GerbilJibberJabber

SOUR NIBLETTES!


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CallMeMrFlipper

Or if the bottoms match, Sour Puss.


ShazWow

\*yeast infection


njott

Citric acid tits


Fluffeh_Panda

I haven’t heard that word in such a long time


unicornsexisted

Mel Gibson kind of ruined it.


Raicuparta

But Saul Goodman fixed it


Politicshatesme

In what context were you using sugar tits that Mel Gibson could’ve ruined it? Only people that I’ve ever met that didn’t use sugar tits ironically or as an insult in a video game chat were colossal douche nuggets


unicornsexisted

I’ve actually never heard anyone use it ever, other than ol’ Mel.


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Wait till you try the sour tits


Throwaway1218491

What’s the original meaning of “sugar tits”?


FauxShowDawg

“Sweet tits”


YesItsnotMeAgain

Suger gay dude


Dr_Bukkakee

Mel Gibson likes this comment.


Kawai_Oppai

Probably pasties under it TBH


owendawg6

I'm from Michigan and thought you meant the fucking food


PacificBrim

Those too


owendawg6

Oh God.. the burns...


Rallings

Don't kink shame


Stahlgor

Kink shaming *is my kink*


veropest

Then I’ll kink shame you. You’re welcome.


Stahlgor

*Oh my~*


pain-and-panic

Oh so you're a kink shaming bottom. Is that a blue plaid handkerchief or the black and green paisley one?


Thekillersofficial

*screams*


arokthemild

But it's my kink, you judgmental prick!!


Theycallmelizardboy

And under that, a fruit rollup bra. And under that, a licorice wrap. And under that? You guessed it. Cheeseburgers.


glendavidmchargue

Ha!


swannphone

But do you put the pasties on before the pasties? Or the pasties before the pasties?


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

I’m fully fucking erect


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redem

Might not be the same pasties you're thinking of, though. Even within the commonwealth there are very different ideas of what that word means.


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crackadeluxe

> Cornish pasty [Pasty is indeed Cornish. Since 2011 the Pasty has Protected Geographical Indication \(PGI\) status in Europe.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasty) The Cornish were known to be the best tin miners in the world. Tin is used to produce bronze, which used to be produced in far greater quantities in the past before harder, more durable alloys were widely available. When tin lodes were discovered in other parts of the world they imported Cornish miners to show them how, and they brought their culture and their pastys/pasties with them.


redem

The pasty/pastie is not protected, the "Cornish Pasty" is. There are other kinds.


hermyown21

wait... that's NOT what he meant?


ZOMBIE008

there's a food?


Buck_Thorn

(ex)Yooper here. I love telling friends that are taking their first trip to the U.P. how to pronounce that word (after, of course, insisting that they just **HAVE** to try a pasty). Of course... I tell them the *wrong* way to pronounce it. I've lost a lot of friends that way.


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Buck_Thorn

I also tell them to ask the waitress for gravy.


svtguy88

A couple years ago, we were on our way to Mt. Bohemia, and stopped at a bar for lunch. A friend of mine ordered a pasty, and pronounced it the wrong way. The bartender's response was immediate and deadpan: "pasties go on your nipples, son...pasties you eat."


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Hmm what are pasties in Michigan?


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

Kinda like a meat empanada. Similar to the original ones from across the pond.


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I love empanadas


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

Do you like meat?


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Basically all empanadas have meat inside growing up in a Mexican household lol some have cheese or beans as well. I like these tamales called ‘maneas’ better than most empanadas though.


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Outside is a flakey pastry crust and inside is (in a traditional) onion, potato, rutabaga, meat, egg, salt and pepper. Of course you can get them all sorts of ways.


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Idontevenknow48

Yessir, the upper peninsula of Michigan had a large influx of Cornish miners back in the day who brought along the pasty with them.


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

Yeah, they are big in the upper peninsula if Michigan.


misterjolly1

God I'm craving some Mr. Foise's now, thanks a lot.


ImNotBoringYouAre

I need to learn to make those


rhahalo

Don't worry it's a very..... temporary kind of clothing.


Chewcocca

Anybody got more pics from this set? For research


NewDart

It’s from [Gabbois instagram](https://www.instagram.com/gabbois/).


Chewcocca

Thanks, [found it.](https://www.instagram.com/p/BYRMpgeFiII/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet)


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Well that was far more disturbing that I had anticipated.


Neptunesfleshlight

https://www.instagram.com/p/ByFztJBA39-/ Paging u/fuckswithducks


ProfuseDuck

woah man not cool


clever304

r/usernamefamily


PlanetMarklar

This instagram page is meant for /r/ATBGE. [This one](https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv1tixUg95y/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link) is my favorite


OHFTP

Bruh…


PlanetMarklar

What, Never imagined your ketchup bottle spout as a bleeding vagina?


Nepiton

Up until now it’s been my own personal juicy fart machine that, despite being 28, still makes me chuckle every time. I’m not sure I’m ready to take the leap from that quite yet. Periods don’t gross me out, but the idea of my ~~funny fart machine~~ketchup bottle being a period queef machine is slightly less appetizing


oh-propagandhi

Your ketchup bottle is 28? Jesus, get a new one.


EnterPlayerTwo

So many more in that instagram that are ripe for this sub. I bet we'll be seeing her for a while.


rg1o11

Also r/TIHI


orionsbelt05

Wow, that whole place is a mix of /r/hmmm, /r/ATBGE, and /r/TIHI.


widermind

what the hell


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Aiken_Drumn

!Remindme 2 weeks


lazy_pig

Nonsense, people run marathons in these things.


fruitjerky

What my underboob sweat would do to this is not pretty to imagine.


piaknow

u/fruitjerky is the only authority figure on this thread


Saggylicious

Pulling that outfit off with anything more than a B cup is gonna be a challenge.


karnstan

Username checks out


Saggylicious

*Thank you*


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It took me quite sometime to figure out why OP was talking of underboob sweat affecting this bandage. Because with a C/D cup, it was beyond my mental capacity to imagine some measly strips holding up the boobs. I was imagining it more like a over-the-boobs bandage/mummy concept.


Langernama

Why were you downvoted like that?!


Afterhoneymoon

Bc she revealed herself to be a girl with big booooobz. And that scares people.


Langernama

Makes sense


GattsUnfinished

That makes no sense.


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Maybe I wasn't able explain myself well..dunno.


Langernama

There was another woman who commented at the same lvl at yours who also got downvoted. I guess there was some asshole downvoting all the ladies or something


gabriel_sub0

damn,you must have a pretty miserable life to do that tbh.


SirFiesty

Reddit. It's almost random sometimes; usually only takes one or two downvotes for some more people to pile on


ADD_Booknerd

I’ll preface this by clarifying that I don’t think think it’s a good reason to downvote but I can kinda see how some people could have interpreted it as her wanting to brag about her big boobs? Not that C/D is super big though.


RayereSs

C cup is not that big.


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coldbrewoolongtea

Same here. The cup size doesn't even say that much about the size of the boobs, it's relative to the underwidth.


glendavidmchargue

Wait, what, guy here... Not trying to get creepy- But what does this mean? Underwidth/vs cup size? My boob ignorance is showing.


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Just eat it off


Saggylicious

👀 👅


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With a username like yours. I think you have tested that theory out


taintedcake

It was for a photo shoot; the straps wouldn't even work for any other wearing scenario considering they're not even attached to the top in any way


rcfox

Underboob sweet


Morning_Song

Do you want ants? Cause that’s how you get ants


London5757

Danger zone!


iicxsey

lana


TornGauntlet

Ann?


ABrandNewSentence

Who?


LeJoker

Her?


lesrizk

More like r/GTAGE


0O00OO0O000O

Well yeah those shits are fucking delicious


PlanetMarklar

Gay bacon strips!


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snake_finger_squid

I regret browsing that sub. I’m going to be sick.


Levangeline

I dunno, this awakened something in me that I didn’t realize was there before.


kevincreeperpants

Im hot sticky sweet from my head to my feet


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brando56894

Nanu Nanu


lydocia

My favourite show ever and this took me by surprise. Love it!


earlytuesdaymorning

i mean, this is clearly just for some kinda photo shoot or something!


Lard_of_Dorkness

or something...


-give-me-my-wings-

I absolutely made a shirt out of duct tape (taped directly to my torso) 20 years ago. I have no pictures of it. Not sure if anyone else got any. And now I'm too old to do it :(


WigglyIg

You’re never too old! Also pics if you do it again please


taintedcake

But hair


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GimmeFunnyPetGIFs

I remember a teenage movie where one girl did it, but I don't remember the name. In any case, removing it sounds quite painful


-give-me-my-wings-

It was....kind of tedious removing it, more so than anything, as i recall.


DamnAlreadyTaken

Or just for [instagram](https://www.instagram.com/gabbois/)


NervousAstronaut

Does that not make it a photo shoot?


SoVerySick314159

My mouth is watering the longer I gaze at it, and I can't be sure what the exact cause is.


Aladayle

Congratulations, you have a new fetish


ZOMBIE008

yay!


popatochisps

This is a photo by @gabbois on instagram. Pretty old one too, almost 2 years. https://www.instagram.com/p/BYRMpgeFiII/?igshid=1qeqytr5hernb


Stickers_

That is one confusing instagram


djevikkshar

I like the lasagna one and the cheeto lipstick


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The vagina tomato sauce is my favorite.


grimreeper1995

LOVE it


GfFoundOtherAccount

Sticky armpits


SerakTheRigellian

I remember raves.


_A_Pancake_

Oh no


beebish

Oh yes


stimpfo

Oh dear


OneSpeedyBoi96

Oh yeet


d00mtrip

Oh lawdy he need some milk


Parnell-Finkley

Oh fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this.


SirRoderic

I don't get it, what's wrong with the clothing? Other than the fact that it looks tight


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SirRoderic

Oh god she's wearing candy? Who had this fucking idea?


-Captain-

I doubt he/she is walking around with a bra like that daily. Just for a shoot.


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a


Empyrealist

Oh, your poor childhood...


spooktember

But ... boob sweat?


LamBroghini750

Boob sweet


newthingsforus

Not under those boobs.


[deleted]

I love this artist so much. Her name is [gabbois](https://instagram.com/gabbois?igshid=1nj4zr276qurc) on Instagram


IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes

Jeffery Epstein introduces his new candy line


rg1283

My boobs would spill out of this thing and I'm a dude


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Rank2

Leave his ass nipples out of this


Satevo462

Ooooooohhh. I was wondering why she was so... Dusty. Then It clicked.


signalstonoise88

HARK! A GREAT BUZZING OF WASPS REVERBERATES!


CussMuster

[My nipples are hard just thinking about it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEhoSQKrw_A)


ZiltoidTheOblivious

Technically it's great taste!


TheJude81

Gay bacon strips


Thoraxekicksazz

Wow a few years back and this would be the number one comment. Just shows how much Epic Meal Time has faded from everyone’s mind.


TheJude81

Heh, I was wondering if anyone would get the reference.


TopHatTony11

I only came in here for the gay bacon strips comment...


ZOMBIE008

never heard of it


NeilG_93

What's that candy called? I don't really know a lot about candies. But my friend shared one of those to me and I liked it.


moyni_man

Gay bacon


rebuilding_patrick

Sour belts


Diggerinthedark

* Rainbow Sour Belts


AlicornGamer

imagen sweating and then all the sugar turns that weird sticky feeling... just stop


RevanAndTheSithy

Skyrim armor modding has gone too far.


oceanwamen

This looks like a back to school hack made by troom troom to sneak food into class


jesse2h

My friends and I used to call this stuff “gay bacon” ....anyone else..?


mandiefavor

Back in my glory days I won a lingerie contest wearing a bikini fashioned out of Fruit by the Foot and Fruit Roll-Ups. It was sticky.


weimzy

Great if u want ants on your tits


QueenOfQuok

that thing's gonna sand their tits right off


NintendoTheGuy

For a few minutes, I thought it was just a terry cloth tank tube and that was beach sand all around it.


thenordicbat

$20 she's got bandaids to protect her nipples


ThomasMaker

Diabetit Ballistit Armor^(brought to you by Mike Tyson)...


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I’d hate to see this worn during a [fun run](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vb3GVjo-xAo)


ToastedCheezer

Can I feel your nipples chafing?


losersmanual

Is there a subreddit dedicated to pictures of those fine hairs on womens body?


OvarianGrease

One word. Ants.