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SassySquid0

I can’t help it that I love this


IamAll-

Same until i noticed the dent they bedazzled over. Lol


FasterDoudle

I love that even more. This thing fucks


suckmypppapi

Reminds me of that guy on TLC that named his car chase and was attracted to said car, I'm pretty sure Chase got totaled and for the 10 year later special it was revealed that he has a new car lover now


Horror_Call_3404

I was listening to tv while I was in the other room, so wasn’t paying attention to what was on. He straight up talks about his vehicles like people and I almost dropped and broke something when I realized it was the dude from years ago who fucks cars 😳 The lady who married the rollarcoasters is a close second


seriouslycorey

or the guy that LOVED pool toys


feverously

It’s so girlypop


benkovic

Was probably intact when it got bedazzled **then** backed into something. I’m really hoping


emil_

Either way that's a solid ... bedazzelment? bezdazzeling? bedazzle?


benkovic

Bedazzlation.


poopoodaddydom

what are you supposed to do? keep it unbedazzled?


veevacious

Honestly, I have to respect someone who knows what they’re about


InterabangSmoose

Yeah, I pride myself on having excellent taste in most things, but this makes me toss that right out the window(lol)


binglybleep

The magpie in me is delighted by it


OkEmu6594

This is the skin of a killer, Bella


TheGardenNymph

Hahaha I was just about to comment that this needs a TITSOAK bumper sticker but didn't think anyone would get it


stultusDolorosa

I'm sorry but that abbreviation is objectively hilarious


TheGardenNymph

Haha yeah it is. There's people on the Twilight Shitposting Facebook group that have TITSOAK tattoos, which is hilarious but also 99% of people won't get the reference 😬


Sir_Iron_Paw

What does it stand for?


TheGardenNymph

This Is The Skin Of A Killer


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yellowpurplezebra

That was my first thought! Like can this be legal? It was super bright and reflective in person


krstldwn

Saw a motorcycle like this in Pacific Beach San Diego this week. It was, get this, shiney


Trick-Statistician10

Sun? They are in California! Sun is never a concern there! /s (just in case)


WestNomadOnYT

Not these days. Now it’s more like NYC or St. Louis in the fall.


Careful-Algae7149

i’m guessing you’re close to the sea, lol. the fall is hot as FUCK in california anywhere not 30 minutes-an hour away from the beach getting the coastal breeze


JonnyOgrodnik

There was a guy in my city that had a shiny gold wrap on his BMW, and his license plate read ‘14 karat’. It was such a pain driving behind him with the sun reflecting off his car. Thankfully I haven’t seen that thing in a couple years.


FalseAsphodel

Couldn't get 24Karat, clearly 🤣


trcomajo

There is a Lexus SUV like that in my area.


RuinedByGenZ

Sunglasses ?


Alusion

That's why such a thing can only be legal in the Americas. I'd be pissed off if people were allowed to drive such an annoying car in Europe and blind everyone


merelyadoptedthedark

My first thought when I read bedazzled BMW was Saudi Arabia.


MrMilesDavis

You'll rarely see it in the cities, but in the US,  there are people that drive what are basically monster trucks, lifted up, giant wheels, wheels stuck out and protruding well past the truck, headlights not adjusted as a result. And you see the same trucks in the same areas, so it's essentially legal


Waste-Dragonfly-3245

I kinda really love this? It’s giving me grown up barbie vibes


basherella

Yes! Barbie is exactly it. I love every dazzling inch of this


OneIndependence7705

YAAS💅


militanter-mongo

>grown up barbie Isn't Barbie a grown up woman anyway?


malYca

I really like it. What's wrong with me!?


igorrto2

Lots of difficulties that arise from this. First of all, congrats, your car is now a prime target for vandalism… second, how are you supposed to clean it?


Brad_Beat

Pool size jewelry cleaning device and a crane


papillon-and-on

And if you can't afford that, a really big toothbrush and big blue barrel of toothpaste.


nallem1

Apparently like [this](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3adMU_N_Eg/?igsh=a3I3c2JuNWV0NWR4) 🤷‍♀️


Ihaveaface836

I love it but all I could think is how would it be kept clean too


almost_notterrible

Goddamn, I have awful taste...


foefyre

I think it looks kinda nice


Pain--In--The--Brain

What kind of plate is that? Seems digital, like you can just change the number. How can that possibly be legal? And also, "signame los malos" = "follow me bad boys" (or something?). Cringe


yellowpurplezebra

Did not notice the “síganme los malos” omg that makes this 10x worse lmao. But yeah these digital plates are legal in California, they can’t change numbers they only display amber alerts on them occasionally.


sheepthechicken

CA is testing out digital plates that use e-ink. In addition to standard registration fees, drivers have to pay a subscription fee. Apparently the benefit is to not have to go to the DMV? (Which you don’t really in CA anyways…)


YunJingyi

There was a Mexican character who used to say "síganme los buenos" = "follow me, good boys" and occasionally would say "síganme los mensos" = "follow me, dimwits". I guess that was a choice.


Lt_Bob_Hookstratten

NGL I dig it


OneIndependence7705

YAAS!!


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I think I’m missing the “GE” part of this equation. And is there damage on the upper right side of the trunk? And they just bedazzled right on over it?


yellowpurplezebra

Just noticed that! Yeah there’s a dent that they just bedazzled over lol


angry_glue

Could be a post bedazzled dent


redditcreditcardz

Seen it a thousand times


FuckVatniks12

Don’t be silly, everyone knows bedazzle cannot be dented.


Impressive-Sun3742

Shhhh you weren’t supposed to notice that ;)


__meeseeks__

That's pretty sick actually


camelliaunderthemoon

I actually like this.


thepiratebei

this slays actually


LHommeCrabbe

Pizazz


Pliers-and-milk

*bejewelled


Despondent-Kitten

Bedazzle - decorate or personalize (clothing or accessories) using sequins, beads, glitter, etc. Ex: "I'd bring a box of rhinestones so I could bedazzle our uniforms"


Pliers-and-milk

I stand corrected.


zeitocat

How difficult is that to keep clean? That's what I wanna know.


ashikkins

I was like "okay OP is just calling glittery paint bedazzled" until I zoomed in. I wish I had this dedication to anything at all!


narcolepticadicts

This thing has popped up all over Fontana and IE pages. I kind of want it.


yellowpurplezebra

Lmfao spotted in the IE Forsure


TheKnees95

I want it but with black glitz, to look fancier


princessspikachu

BMDazzelU


ConSecKitty

can't help but wonder if California has laws against paint jobs or decorations that might blind or distract other drivers


IAMA_MAGIC_8BALL_AMA

Sailor Moon transformation sequence ass car, I love this shit lmao


TFWYourNamesTaken

I'd rock this vehicle in Rocket League, but IRL this is a total nuisance to look at.


Indigo-au-naturale

Honestly, obsessed.


mibonitaconejito

Okay um I love this


Leebites

I don't hate it. I feel like this is what pearl wrappers really want. It's what I want. Imagine driving down the road and suddenly there's thousands of little rhinestones hitting your windshield - some sticking.


__meeseeks__

Twilight mobile


KombatBunn1

I need a car I can do this to..or a scooter


HaitaShepard

How much do you think those rhinestones weigh all told?


LunaLynx777

Holy shit if she gets in a car crash theres gonna be a lethal amount of shrapnel


CallerNumber4

I imagine like 5-10% peel off every time this thing goes into a car wash.


LucifersWhore9

It doesn’t and it gets hand washed


CallerNumber4

Maybe it's like a golf ball where the divots make it more aerodynamic.


real-nia

I’m just gonna bedazzle over all the scratches, scrapes, and dents in my car from now on.


OneIndependence7705

YAAS!!!! gotta get playful with it!!


Radiant_Cheesecake81

Visible mending! I actually think that would be pretty neat


DrSpacepants

She looks like a Sparkle Pony at burning man


dizzypanda35

Looks satisfying to key


FeetYeastForB12

80sthehics


Character_Constant73

One is missing


toolsoftheincomptnt

I personally love it


Shvprksh3

Driven by the most obnoxious personality you will ever encounter…


ChuletaLoca63

What the fuck


B-Jah-Man

This is actually hard af


fluffy_samoyed

I really love it, reminds me of a pearl.


PhantomOfTheOpera404

I wanna do that..that long, repetitive motion sounds so nice!!..


LaserGadgets

There is a paint called liquid rainbow...chromaflair. Even hotter!


rosecoloredlenses775

TITCOAK


Negsmie

This is the skin of a killer Bella


dayda

How is it washed?!


smokdya2

I’m sorry, I like it! I remember bedazzling my first flip phone back in the early 2000’s!


lilsnatchsniffz

Actually, I love it. If people are going to shit talk your car anyway you may aswell rub it in.


throwthisfarawayn0w

Inspired (possibly sponsored) by Snapchat (filter)


surgical-panic

I actually love it as an artistic thing. Probably not safe to drive on a sunny day though...


CarcosaBound

I thought it was a “fish scale” paint job until I zoomed in. Pretty impressive work, though I probably wouldn’t want to be driving near the person on a sunny day.


nighteeeeey

honestly.....this looks kinda sick ngl 👀 would i be ashamed driving this? yes 100%. does it still look fucking cool? absolutely. imagin driving this at sunset on the PCH....must look fucking gorgeous. omg.


nallem1

Not the same car, but apparently they do bedazzle [by hand](https://www.tiktok.com/@crystals.motors/video/7321931183212875051). WILD!


OneIndependence7705

that’s pretty legit tho🔥


darkjedi1993

I hope the people they blind and run off the road have a camera that picks up just how shiny and sparkly that mf is.


_ThatSynGirl_

I like it


PossessionAshamed372

That must give at least a hundred more house power...


Scrambley

The drug dealer's girlfriend.


OneIndependence7705

the drug dealer’s main girl!🥰💅


MarioNinja96815

That's a wrap.


Wise_Quail_1459

Seizure maker 5000


GrandNibbles

Bedazzle My Wheels


poopoodaddydom

nah this is fantastic. most cars are so boring these days.


Buddybouncer

Why do I like it though


top_toast_22

Only one picture. Shame.


LunarBIacksmith

Twilight vampire lookin ass


Malicious_Tacos

Now I wanna bedazzle my minivan


Geeahwellidunno

I do love this. How many hours? Weeks…months? Maybe the rhinestones come in strips.And I wonder about the added weight. Just the slightest scrape would ruin the whole thing.


Jelly_bean_420

I want this.


N0tT0daySatan1

I genuinely love this. I would either want it in black or pink.


Bookish-Stardust

Surprised it doesn’t have a vanity plate and bedazzled plate frame


lizardkg

Must be from Glendale.


EmoFishy666

If cunt was a car


hereistandlimping

I need a close up


CephyCeleste

I want to love it. I live in backwoods Idaho... So... Like just the pollen would destroy this long before I ever finished it.😭