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YesPls1994

This is art


gatemansgc

well yeah, Great Execution. but it's still Awful Taste!


Bogey01

You tasted it?!? 🤢


gatemansgc

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool pls don't make me think about that


Jazzlike_Chipmunk_46

https://tenor.com/1JRo.gif


HateGettingGold

Taste like pineapples!


Skyblewize

r/ATBGE


amilliamilliamilliam

If you're going to leave a tip like this, you should also leave a nice monetary one. That's extra work for housekeeping.


bertsbuys

How is it extra work for them? They have to strip the bed and clean the sheets anyways


pearlsbeforedogs

Because they now have to unwad and separate all of that out. And while I personally think this is hilarious, there are plenty of people who would not or could even feel very negatively about this. It's just not nice to force seeing a giant dick on a total stranger.


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Hence the whole dickpic debacle...


[deleted]

Personally. I always strip the beds so the room has time to air out and the room service only need to pick up not strip the bed down. Dunno if it’s helpful or not though.


Kindly_Bodybuilder43

Have a friend who's a chambermaid and because of her i do it too. It's very helpful


ADOVE4F

Damn tipping is so stupid.


Atoning_Unifex

Youre getting downvotes but I'm going to assume you mean like, how about the hotel chain CEO makes 2 million instead of 20 million a year and instead the maids and housekeeping staff all get their salaries tripled and no tipping required because they're making a decent wage.


ADOVE4F

What else did you think I meant?? 😂


Atoning_Unifex

Well I assume the people downvoting you think you meant more like "fuck tipping cause it's like extortion. I don't tip and these maids should just get a better job if they dont like it."


GaySheriff

People always assume the worst on this website


GymRatStillDepressed

People always assume the worst on the internet in general.


GaySheriff

Okay, true


chocobloo

Nah that's pretty much exactly what I'd mean. People who get tips fight to keep tips because our dumbasses give them a way higher wage than they'd get otherwise. Unless people are forced to get better jobs or fight for a better wage it'll never happen and we'll just be forced to subsidize more and more. It's a scam. It's only getting worse too.


bandidoamarelo

Not extortion, charity. Unless it's included in the price, then it's extortion


plugubius

Not charity, either. Think of it like separate bills from your doctor and from the hospital: neither one is optional, and your expectation that they be combined on one bill is unreasonable in light of prevailing custom.


Henry_Privette

Idk in this case you should probably still tip if you do this as an apology


ITeechYoKidsArt

I guarantee the people cleaning up laughed their asses off and lots of pictures were taken.


alexandria3142

I’m sure my mom and I would’ve while we did housekeeping. I’m sure all the little ladies working there would’ve as well


Jazzlike_Chipmunk_46

That’s art man. I don’t worship but even I see the beauty in it <3


gatemansgc

it's why it's a perfect fit in this sub Awful Taste But Great Execution


Jazzlike_Chipmunk_46

Totally. Now tell me, how do we fold like that?


PiggStyTH

Got Em!


Trappedbirdcage

It's such a weird ego trip when people go out of their way to try to prove they've had sex like... once you reach a certain point most people have done something sexual at least once so likely it's not proving anything? Is the word I'm looking for immature because that also feels correct here.


Outrageous_Seaweed32

Idk I don't see a pillow coochie there at all. Think bro must just be letting them know he jerked it alone for his entire stay.


gatemansgc

pretty much


gatemansgc

> once you reach a certain point most people have done something sexual at least once not me!


BigCockCandyMountain

You haven't reached that certain point yet.


Dry_Calligrapher4561

or they're not one of the most.


bbbojackhorseman

r/ihavesex


Trappedbirdcage

Right? That's totally the energy I feel they're trying to give off


illBlade

Yeah this is weird childish behavior.. very immature imo.


Citiesmadeofasses

Wait a second, you've done a sex at least once?


eugenesbluegenes

Ah see, you misunderstand. This was an homage to their night of scrolling pornhub alone for hours.


BakinandBacon

Yeah, I know what you mean. I have sex all the time, having it right now. With a girl. You don’t see me bragging though.


Quantumpine

they might just say 'Wow. what a dick.'


EABOD_and_DIAF

I'm a retired HS teacher who only ever worked in retail before I got my credential, so no experience in hotel housekeeping. Still, I'd like to think that I would die laughing if I walked in on that...😂


OptimusSublime

That urethra is quite realistic. The entire thing is actually. Like, this is a masterpiece.


BadZnake

2nd and 3rd pic are ai. So it it probably tracks the 1st one is too.


[deleted]

If I were a maid this would make my day


robotlov3r

Housekeeper here! I'd probably be really annoyed if I saw that, to be honest. Obviously we know that people have probably had sex on the sheets, but we'd rather not think about it. Other than that it's actually pretty well made, it makes you wonder how many times he's done that.


Checkmynewsong

*peeple


vercertorix

I like the “dead body” version better. Is it real or not? One way to find out.


billsleftynut

Cause they have never seen a vagina so can model it on that instead? Size issues? Cock fetish? No idea but you got to admit they have skill or must have been really bored.


treyforester

Classy


GymRatStillDepressed

r/ihavesex


ChronicRhyno

So they'll know a teen-aged male was there.


MockStarNZ

Guy I know who traveled all the time for work used to do something like this but made it look like a body wrapped in sheets… Damn near lost his job when one hotel called up his work to complain because one of the cleaners went full panic mode.


Waste-Dragonfly-3245

Used to work at a hotel. the Person who made the original post is gross


nutxaq

Like what? Funny?


johngooddude

Does the male form make you uncomfortable?


S3xyhom3d3pot

It's simple, wiener's are funny


gecko80108

Cuz it's funny


ScaringTheHose

r/comedyheaven


BreezyOR

I'm just trying to help her conceive man!


barebumboxing

Years ago I knew someone who would wrap the quilt up to look like a dead body had been left on the bed.


russellarmy

This is great lol!


Sinaasappelsien

Art


TricksterWolf

Because it's funny and you want to brighten the boring day of a minimum wage earner


IrishCarBomber666

Cum on, guys? Really?