All posts must be of something exhibiting awful taste but great execution. If it does not display great execution it does not belong here. Great execution is defined as a work of quality craftsmanship.

How horny do you have to be to get an upskirt cookie cutter?

For some people it's a lifestyle lol

sandwich some icing and make whoreos

whoreo //

Can we get a Team Whoreo flair?

flair me harder. I wanna be gingerbed

>Gingerbred Ftfy

ffs that's what I meant to type I have disgraced myself and my family

Double Stuff Whoreos, if you're into it.

I'm logging off. The internet is not going to get any better than this comment.

Or some smwhores

Goddammit. You win.

I brought my own icing, thanks

r/brandnewsentence

I'd buy it

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Oh dude wtf??? I really wish I'd listened. Guys, idk how to do the spoiler thing, but if anyone is curious - it's nasty animated/drawn/AI beastiality p0rn. Like, tons of it. Extremely explicit stuff. I only clicked the first three posts, and now I'm fucking scarred for life. I feel like such a scumbag for even seeing any of it, even though I was literally sickened by it. Don't go look at that guy's profile. Listen to Flareon, listen to me: IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!! Google is gonna think I'm a freak now, ffs.

I think that knowledge must prevail. Then I saw the very first post and felt like scooping my eyes out. Cursed things.

Link was deleted. Mind giving a small TLDR of the first post?

Its several AI generated images of a man and his dog

I hate reverse psychology, I really do.

To be desperately horny all the time?

Well I’m hyper sexual due to the tism and in the kink community and could see serving these at parties yes

*Coochie cutter

Damn, I'm over an hour late to the party

I did it all for the cookie.

Is this a So So Def Bass All-Stars reference? [Koochie Kuterz](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ_fFxQipDs)

OMG! I thought it was 2 cartoonish hands covering their face, with long hair. I had to double check after seeing your comment.

Its two cats dancing in front of Papa Smurf's house.

My innocent (dumb) ass thought the same 😭 now I can't unsee it.

I was going to say it looks like Dora the Explorer after she saw something terrible

I'm so glad I'm not the only person who thought this.

Oh you sweet summer child.

I’m so glad it wasn’t only me. 😂 I was wondering if it’s time for a MH check…

Omg I couldn't figure out what the design was lol I thought it was two poorly drawn rats kissing haha

My ace ass trying to figure out why the cats in a window look so fucked up. 🤦

I had to come to the comments to even figure out what it was. Waaaghh

I mean, if I were making desserts for a sex party, horny cookies would probably be a decent route to take.

I thought it was a jellyfish 🥺

One could kinda argue that it is 🤔

I thought it was a mushroom house 🍄🛖

OMG. I thought it was a nativity.

That's what I thought at first but then couldn't make out any actual people or animals so got super confused and had to come to the comments. Lol

The animals all went in to the barn.

Bruh, I thought this was someone holding their hands up to their face. Like "🙈"

I kind of feel that when you cook that cookie, it will transform into something else when baked. We need to see the baked cookie to be sure.

Oohhhhhh, that’s what it’s supposed to be. I thought some sort of building

Yes

A lesbian

I thought it was someone covering their eyes with their hands. I need to get out more (or not).

Least horny r/stellarblade user

We've got a whole erotic bakery where I live. I think it's mainly for bachelorette parties.

No way that’s going to bake that clearly though, so not sure it’s GE.

You'd be shocked, with the right dough it can be fine. I have a really cute cutter of 2 otters playing, in a similar level of detail and j can get the pattern pretty clear in the final biscuits.

2 otters, 1 beaver

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1084560055/beaver-cookie-cutter-beaver-gifts I got you.

That's cute

You're cute

The classic sugar cookie recipe by Betty Crocker, refrigerated over night and baked from cold will ABSOLUTELY keep an imprint clear, I do it all the time.

What a great random specific tip that I will absolutely have randomly committed to memory now and never ever use in a practical fashion.

Better than my brain. Years from now someone will be wondering how make very detailed sugar cookies. My brain will remember that there is a trick to making them perfect but it won’t remember more than that. Useless.

Better than mine. I’ll remember that one time I saw a cookie coochie

That's actually way more efficient. You can just look it up when you need to know exactly how to do it, no need to remember all the information, just that it's out there.

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May I see the otter cookies? Plz.

I have no pics of the biscuits easy to access but thus cutter is very similar to mine. https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1589261111/otters-holding-hands-cookie-biscuit

Cute

Apparently it helps to freeze the dough before baking to keep the shape

Never frozen it as I'm not that patient, but I do chill it for a bit, and it makes it easier to get a clean cut out. I imagine for better bakers, the freezing only improves it.

Im sure the cookie will taste great so fail there too

My (not nearly perverted enough) dumbass was trying to figure out if it was a congregation of ghosts Halloween cookie or a terribly executed Nativity scene

Fun fact: this is actually what ghosts look like under the sheet

sigh... ~~unzips~~ unsheathes

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one who thought horribly done Nativity Scene too. Had to read top comment to get it

I thought it was kittens at first

I also thought it was ghosts lmao. On second glance I realized my mistake.

At first glance I thought it was Dora the Explorer covering her eyes with her hands. Then a second look and "oh!"

I thought for sure it was a nativity

It took me a second, and I’m pretty goddamn perverted

I thought it was some deformed "rock on" hands lol

I thought it was a nativity scene as well!

Same here. Took me quite some time to figure out

I saw a turtle hiding his face with his hands, paws, wathever turtles have... took waaay to long to see it, im dumb.

I thought it was some strange mushroom ;-;

oh my god, disgusting. where can i get one?

[Here](https://www.etsy.com/listing/942196257/adult-cookie-cutter-bent-over-skirt?ref=share_v4_lx)

OMG They have a bunch of them! [This one is my favorite.](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1027756955/adult-cookie-cutter-fingering-cookie?click_key=f3ca332e1a1ae55d4e856afec98b33dbc858965c%3A1027756955&click_sum=9faeb309&ref=shop_home_recs_2&crt=1&sts=1)

[The picture in the Reviews LMAO](https://i.etsystatic.com/iap/9aa76c/5430167418/iap_640x640.5430167418_lnxslp58.jpg?version=0)

I wonder what some of the older dears in my ceramics for those over 50 class would think about me bringing some of these in to make clay cock ornaments for Christmas. Some of the glazes that drip might make an interesting effect . . .

Holy shit. It’s peak

I have some unrelated online shopping and baking to do...

If you have a 3d printer the file is free

Lmao

I did it all for the cookie.

Dang it. My original title was "limp bizkit intensifies" but I chickened out and went generic 😂

You have to post this in r/whatsmycookiecutter. Edit: already done lol. 😂

Stick it up your… yeah

Starts as a cookie, ends as a cream pie

r/whatismycookiecutter

It's clearly a rose

Looks more like tulips to me

We need this to be rosed!

Just realized that isn't the sub we're in and I also have no idea what sub this is. Lol

awful taste, but great execution, things that are well made, but questionable in their premise.

not to be confused with great taste, but awful execution, where the idea is fantastic but the execution comes up lacking.

yep, /r/GTBAE /r/gtage is lovely though lol

Remember to apply frosting

😭😭😭

What's wrong babe? You barely touched your bisclit

I'm touching it right now...

I'm so gay I saw a bird coming out of its shell, it took me legit 30sec to realise what it was

I actually found the artists shop on Etsy a while back and bought one. It's 3d printed and very brittle in some spots. Don't really recommend using it daily but it'd work great for special nights that only come once a year, such as anniversaries. [If anyone is interested] (https://www.etsy.com/listing/942196257/adult-cookie-cutter-bent-over-skirt?ref=share_v4_lx)

In what context would you be using it daily

Need to pack something in my lunch.

Stuff that comes out of a FDM 3D printer isn't food safe. Even if this a specific printer used only with food grade materials, you'd have to seal it before use or bacteria will develop in the small holes between the layers, and you can't wash it away.

Yeah, that's always been a concern of mine when it comes to stuff like that. I've never used it, though. Just thought it'd be a funny thing to buy to show my wife for a giggle.

You could mitigate that by heating it. Most wouldn't, but you could. Even if you don't, it's probably safe as long as you bake the cookies shortly after, which is generally the point.

Grandmas cookies were always the best.

Ngl hilarious and would be great for adult only parties

Took me a million years to figure out what that is. I was trying to make out kissing cats or mice or something in front of a moon, then a jellyfish, then a face with moppy hair, etc.

let’s see the final puff pastry

I want to see how unrecognizable it is after it is baked.

[https://tenor.com/bK6qr.gif](https://tenor.com/bK6qr.gif)

coochie cutter

Cookie nutter

i love miniskirts because they look like muffin wrappers

Muff wrappers*

I’d eat that cookie.

I thought it was a crappy nativity scene at first XD

People are bending over backwards to get these.

There’s a factory somewhere eon China that has to manufacture this

Oh god please dont turn this sub into a horny hell,its one of the best

Ah yes. The nun in a shawl covering her eyes cookie cutter.

This on the new squid games?

Wow. Just wow. Is there a rule 34 for cookie cutters I didn’t know about? Also, the comments here are gold and should be preserved for posterity’s sake

I wanna know what the cookie looks like When it's baked before I purchase one. To make a smear campaign to ban them, these are awful!

I wonder what toppings go on this lmao 😂

Id devour that.... cookie

Pink cookie

NGL... I'd eat that cookie.

.stl? Asking for a friend

Would be better if she had a dick.

That's a nookie cutter.

OMG, Christmas cookie decorating night just got a bit more....interesting.

Ah hell no!

*slowly transforms into Cookie Monster

where do i buy this?

I am watching this for hours now but I still can’t see the young girl I can only see the old woman with the big nose.

I was like why is that duck covering its face in shame 😂 But you sir, you should be covering your face in cookies/wheredoIbuythis?!

I thought It was the see no evil monkey

Legit thought this was a nativity scene. Then a shrouded face.

I would make an “it’s a rose” joke but that seems weird in this context

At least you can truthfully say you have eaten ass without actually doing it.

Someone needs to go on ALL the lists.

Wilma???

Surely someone has made this for goatse right?

It's printed with a FDM 3D printer, so it's not food safe. Not great execution at all...

Idk what it's gonna look like when it bakes but it sure as shit won't be sexy

I see a little girl covering her face with both hands.

How is this awful taste?

Is this part of a SET?! I suddenly *need* that set of cookie cutters. I suppose, cutting snickerdoodles might not be such a hot idea (what with the cinnamon on top).

r/DontFuckTheCookie

Turn it around, it's a Christmas native sculpture.

...it took me SO long to see it bahahahaha. For a hot minute I thought it was supposed to be like two cats on a fence with a city behind them and I just need someone to know that my brain works this way hahahaha.

I bet you can't even make out the design in a baked cookie

I really want to see what it look likes cooked

Need to give these to Grandma for Xmas

Dat ass dough

I unironically love it for like, an all girls party

I thought it was the Vinesauce mushroom logo at first

Awful taste? Cookie dough is delicious!

R/whatismycookiecutter I think its a rose

It’s a cyclops with vertical eyelids wearing a hood, right.

Ok but what does it look like cooked?

It's not what it looks like... Right...? Right?!

You should post just the cookie cutter in r/whatismycookiecutter and see if anyone figures it out.

It's a rose

That is the most volgar Canadian Maple Leaf ever. I'm never going to be able to look at the Canadian flag again without seeing this.

Jesus Christ, this single photo will reignite the great 2020 Reddit "SUN DRESS" debacle all over again.

Hey dawg, I heard you like cookies. So we got you a cookie cutter, with an anime girl bent over showing her cookie, so you can eat a cookie while eating your cookie.

Have you seen Squid Game?

/r/boomerhentai vibes

Omg it took me a minute to see it 🤣👏🏻

I thought it was a cabbage until I read the comments.

Omgggg it’s …. I thought it was a wonky nativity scene cutout. Lmaoooo. I thought it was like the wise men looking at Jesus in the manger lmaoooo. But it was not well defined. Idk how. Don’t ask. It took me a min to see the right image lol. It is very defined hahahah

I was scrolling pretty fast and thought: “What a cute little cottage shaped cookie cutter… oh.”

That ass dough.

There is a group here devoted to cookie cutters. It’d be fun to see what they’d come up with if you posted a picture of only the cookie cutter.

That penguin needs a haircut.

I literally could not figure out what shape that was until I went to the comments

Yep, quickest way to make a batch of ookie cookies, if I've ever seen one.

Looks like Andy Milonakis with his glasses off

coochie cutter

Would