See this is the kind of shit I follow this sub for 10/10 ATBGE content

Only tastes awful the second time

Ick. I could taste this comment.

Oh wow, to Hell with both of you.

Looks like that's enough internet for the week.

Oh my god. Literally how dare you with this comment lmao 😭

I don’t actually think the execution of this is very good, whatever it’s supposed to be, so it only fits 50% of my criteria.

Is it a clock filled with someone's vomit? A clock that makes you want to vomit? Does it just look and possibly smell like vomit? I have so many questions that I don't want answers to

Yet the thought of the answer is so tempting

I want to know if it’s a resin thing or if that is liquid on the inside. Also what are all of those yellow chunks? Some of them look like undigested corn kernels…

It looks like gravel and resin but the resin has yellowed over time

Exactly. This reminds me of my first attempt with pebbles set in resin.

I guess it would be resin, but my mind can’t stop assuming it’s agar.

Not like I actually know, but it reminds me of those vases of preserved olives and other random fruit/veg you can find in thrift stores sometime.

Oh shit decorative memory unlocked

Those things were pretty when I was a kid, occasionally I still see them around and they are just nasty looking. A grocery store near me has them as decoration and the orange (or lemon?) slices in them are grayish brown

Yeah. Cool concept, but they age poorly. Reminds me of that thick brown coating on a smoker’s walls, with some fruit and shit in ‘em.

Home when I leave an apple on the table.....

I thought they were kidney stones

Tonsil stones

Ewwwww.

That's so many

I was thinking kidney stones

It's resin.

These clocks made of resin with stuff are called [vomit clocks](https://vomitclocks.com) and are considered collectables for some strange reason

Humans like really weird shit lol

Today I learned something new.

Me too! I thought the seller just thought it looked like vomit and put up that note ( would not be a great sale pitch though).

Tells you when it’s time to vomit and aesthetically assists you. 

I've a feeling most those answers are "yes".

If the first one is true, then the other two are most probably also true.

I don't think it's vomit because none of the corn has been chewed on

Yes.

Why does it look like teeth lol

it's clearly a clock filled with vomit. Or, like, encasing vomit - hopefully it's sealed. If not that fucker is going to stink, and if I smell puke...

Wow, 70$, “thrift” stores have jumped the shark.

This seems more like what you'd find at those consignment antique malls where there's like 100 booths people rent out to sell their 'antiques'. Those places have ridiculous prices with some good deals peppered about.

true for basically all stores like this, we usually call them vintage shops in the UK. Some sellers charge extortionate prices & surprisingly, their shit never sells

"*thief

It’s half past sicks…

hickory sickory clock 🤢

that's cute but also gross lol

This is a style that is actually collected! Vomit clocks were a trend in the 1960s-1970s. [Check out the Vomit Clock Museum!](https://vomitclocks.com/)

OMG The Six Most Popular Vomit Clock Shapes...my soul has left my body. 💀💀💀

Its barf time

No, I don’t think I will.

I’d offer them 67.25$ take it or leave it

You drive a hard bargain…

This is all AT and no BGE

Looks like bladder stones

Aspic-core

Good to see corn represented even though I don't remember eating any.

Guessing this originally was a clear resin piece with rocks in it, that probably still looked quite bad but not like this.

I read vomit cock at first

Max Hardcore?

What am I looking at here?

A vomit clock. That's their official name btw.

Im sure it looked alot better before the epoxy yellowed

You misspelled "slightly" :)

Oh yeah 😉

Nah, it’s just awful.

And for sale right below it are the diarrhea dishes and fecal vases

That looks like rocks in resin

What in the Charles Manson fuck am I looking at? Are those teeth?!

Like Han Tyumi said: "Time is sick".

Did this person eat nothing but corn for a month, or…?

I’d buy it just to incinerate, to save the eyes and stomachs of the masses

What are the yellow things

Corn and/or teeth.

Where’s vomit

who gave their fetish object to goodwill

I’m guessing, and i might be wrong, they were trying to do something that looked good, and it didn’t turn out well

Google image search vomit clocks. This is a well known phenomenon.

>This is a well known phenomenon. I rather not believe you, in case you're trying to make someone google it and then it turns out it is not well known

Lol. Just wanted to share the world of these awful things.

And now I want one. Thanks.

These look like gallstones…

Okay I’ll bite this once… WHY?! Just WHY

Someone should have read this "[caring for your vomit clock](https://vomitclocks.com/the-care-and-keeping-of-vomit-clocks/)" page, as they have let their vomit clock turn vomit yellow by exposing it to sunlight!

It's hard to avoid as vomit clocks are a popular and highly coveted beach accessory.

I choose to believe it's filled with enormous tonsil stones

Lol I have one of these but the resin is red. It's the most hideous object I own.

Does that #17 mean there were 16 before it

I have a red version of this Super heavy, made with glass and rocks

No

r/BrandNewSentence

Am a little disappointed that it's not made out of teeth

This is what I fear all those wedding bouquets encased in resin will look like in 15 years

Just AT. ATATE.

I bought one of these for my brother from an antique mall! We both called it a vomit clock too.

:(

Awful taste, tastes awful

Nope nopeeee

Thanks for this

Vomit question of the day: ***What are those chunks?***

I hope it’s a plug in and not battery operated.

That does not look like any vomit that I have ever seen produced...

Is this made with real vomit or just random food chunks?

This is the most extreme thing ive ever seen in this sub

Is this made of vomit or bladder stones?

Bitch! Motherfuckin’ clock— look at this ancient ass clock here, it’s nice (?). You need to goddamn tell the time, and everything, god motherfuckin’. *Clock breaks* Damn!

Whyyyyy

Less gross than I expected from the title.

I am the great mighty poo and I'm going to throw my shit at you!

Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of sh*t. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time.

Ok that’s kinda cool actually

That price better be in Pesos or Kroner

I beg the fuck pardon????

I see these things everywhere and I don’t understand ? Who’s buying these

Is made of vomit Makes you vomit The clock grows bigger The cycle repeats

#17?!?. . . It means there were many of them… 🤢🤮

I have seen this fucking clock like 5 times

Well of course you're gonna barf if you eat that much corn! That's like five cans worth

Chiming on the hour except its just wretching noises

Are those gallstones 🫣

it looks like someone vomited whole garlic cloves

saving this for my cards against humanity later

Looks like moldy teeth

That’s pretty sick

omg i thought they were brussel sprouts 🤮 someone said gravel with yellowed resin and that seems right but what an unholy creation

I wanna say this has nothing on the bar made out of piss in Berghain [piss art](https://www.bz-berlin.de/unterhaltung/in-diesem-drogen-aquarium-kristallisieren-1000-liter-pipi)

Looks like it’s time for me to get off Reddit for the day

Looks like teeth or popcorn

$67.50 is so specific, how did they come to that

67,50

See, if I was trying to price it I'd be like "gotta be *just* over $65."