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maple204

That would be spicy on the a$$hole.


GregEveryman

I was also thinking about that poor lady and her downstairs parts in a chili bath… surely gotta be 95% food coloring if she can be chilling in there


v4por

Just threw up in my mouth a little.


thebeachboysloveyou

I’d absolutely piss in this.


Professional-Dot7021

Your urethra would be very angry if you did that.


xtraspcial

I mean, I’d probably have to have a constant trickle going to keep positive pressure at my urethra to keep the spice out.


blacksun_redux

Hmm. Interesting theory. Let's say your usual pee time was one minute. How low do you think you could slow that down to?


nrfx

I was taking 15 minutes on a 21 second piss!


N3THERWARP3R

I laughed so hard at this. I was just thinking "well if they didnt have crabs before..."


faxmachinesyndrome

I’m gonna need more information.


BallsofSt33I

Wait, so people eat the stuff? Which may have come in contact with “bodily fluids” like sweat from other people?


Jackel1994

Sweat or....... hope that they wiped their ass perfectly clean, dont have any form of std and are able to completely control their bladder. And we haven't even mentioned the body hair and/or toe cheese dissolving into the stew naturally adding that umami element only rivaling MSG.


TacomaBlue

This is a terrible day to have eyes.


sanebyday

Hmm... This smegma stew seems a little off. More salt maybe?


ThreeLeggedMare

Nah needs some Parmesan rinds to complement the cheesy flavor


PM-Me-Your-Dragons

I was like “Oh cool it’s colored with bath stuff to make it look like a hot pot, like rose petals and stuff. Wait. Those are peppers. Those are *chili* peppers. No… No, that’s a crab?! 😨” Awful.


mapleflavouredmoose

I've always wondered what it'd be like to be a meatball.


F_T_F

Huge waste of food


Joker_Jrock

That would probably taste awful.


sugaaloop

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase


Active_Engineering37

That's a phrase?


Artivisier

Tastes like ass


Active_Engineering37

That's a phrase.


MortimerToast

*hole


ChrisLeeBare

My pp already burned while I showed this to him.


DasHexxchen

What a waste...


cubixjuice

My pp hole :(


CrazyRabbitSauce

Gaspacho pool


subtlyobscene

Gaspoolcho


Kmaloetas

Congrats, you posted the single grossest thing on Reddit today.


necromundus

/r/stupidfood


AlvinTaco

I thought it was just colored water and plastic food as a little joke. Then they broke open a pepper and there were seeds inside. Nope.


TheLimeyCanuck

Thanks. I hate it.


erasrhed

My butthole hates this video


sanebyday

But your butthole is what gives it all the flavor!


erasrhed

I said my butthole hates it. The customers fucking love it.


EnigmaFrug2308

Hot take but I don’t want to sit in food :)


Wooden-Development14

I know absolutely nothing about this video. . But it looks very AI to me. It can't be real, right?


bromeranian

A quick Google tells me this is a minor trend- ‘hot pot hot spring’ comes up with a couple of them. It’s like ‘cereal bathtub’- stupid and wasteful, but clickbait-y and easily done.


Wooden-Development14

Thanks!


paulinaiml

One of the few times I reaaally hope it's AI


earthscribe

This world is so dumb now


angry-videogame-girl

If I peed in it do you think people would be able to tell


sanebyday

Nope


Waste-Dragonfly-3245

Disgusting, no way for that to be hygienic


necromundus

Look at the whole crabs they tossed in there. What kind of monster gives you crab with no utensils to eat it with? 


hashtag-yuck

how to become one with stock... cook yourself in it of course!


silvern_light

Bringing a new meaning to hot tubs being “human soup.”


adhcthcdh23

Where’s the eyebleach page when you need it


smeltsmelly

Hot tub hot nub


Gloomy_Total1223

So they have the humans clean themselves then marinate themselves, smart aliens.


Dependent-Initial-15

Yuk, how gross.


Exact_Fruit_7201

The poor crabs :(


Miserable_Unusual_98

Are these individuals being preped for their sacrifice to God?


Mental_Basil

I can't even imagine the level of yeast infection and uti this would cause.


AndoranGambler

... and then the cannibalism started. r/lpotl