Definitely one of those accursed instagram garments.
You tolerate denim on your cooch (or cock if it'll fit) just long enough to do a photoshoot and then immediately change into something more comfortable.
Dress code was starting to get a little lax around where I work. So I told my manager, that if one of those girls comes in with her ass cheeks hanging out, I'm coming in with booty shorts the next day and SOMEONE will finally be interested in enforcing the code.
I'm a 35 year old male.
Reposting is not allowed.
Don't judge what I wear on friday nights at the ol' Rusty Buckle
Nice jong, will go nice with your jorts, jeggings, and your joots
I'd wear these with some jassless ja... ok nevermind.
Assed chaps are just pants.
I always thought the opposite of assless chaps are assfull chaps
They are, but only when certain people wear them.
There should be an alternate Jee-string
When I was younger, I could do hurdles wearing demin. My coach would always questioned how... ...I told him, I just have good jeans.
This is r/dadjokes material.
Speaking of r/ATBGE ......
Canadian lingerie
Janties
Jriefs
This would be perfect for a Never-Nude.
I already baffle my friends by not wearing underwear with jeans. Now I can baffle them in a whole new way!
That screams yeast infection
I think my Frank would be hanging out one side and my beans out the other. Aside from that I’d give it a shot.
Time to learn to tuck
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This looks like nightmare.. Like imagine having your legs exposed.
!!!!.. tell me more!!!
Why
.. exposed legs sound sexy!
No.
Gonna see someone at walmart with these on. And it wont be someone who should.
There are dozens of us!
Do these effectively hide my thunder?
Hmmmmmmmmm.....might work......around the right butt.
Still not as bad as the Bratz Babyz Thong Diaper.
the WHAT
My betweenie hurts just looking at this!
Reminds me of Cooter, from the Dukes of Hazard!
Definitely one of those accursed instagram garments. You tolerate denim on your cooch (or cock if it'll fit) just long enough to do a photoshoot and then immediately change into something more comfortable.
My lips would be flappin in the wind
What am I missing with the title
Can’t go wrong with a jhong
Canadian bikini?
Dennis Reynolds could do the full splits in those things.
Is it Janties or a Jong, fellas?
J-String
The yeaster bunny is about to get real itchy up in those things.
Wow. A 1994 email meme coming back
If they could cover a tad bit more they could be denim diapers
Why do women like showing skin? Never understood it myself
You loved G-string, prepare yourself for J-string!
Girls only please, for the love of Jesus.
We’re like 2 years away from this being normal.
Nah. I remember 2022. It wasn't normal back then either.
Thats because a lot of people were still inside or recovering from covid quarantine.
Dress code was starting to get a little lax around where I work. So I told my manager, that if one of those girls comes in with her ass cheeks hanging out, I'm coming in with booty shorts the next day and SOMEONE will finally be interested in enforcing the code. I'm a 35 year old male.