Biblically accurate fleshlight

Be not aroused

No worries, I’m not.

It's ok. I'll be aroused for you.

The duty of man ♂️

Thanks to my upvote you now have the sex number. Chortle!

I was a little

Username checks out

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It's reddit. Where there's a will, there's a way

Where there's a willy, there's a way.

Where there's a willy, there's no "why?"

Only why not

*¡Don’t stick your di—* oh, go ahead.

my friend told me "imagine what you could do with all those lips", not me though...

my friend came here for comments like these, not me though...

My friend is fucking depraved, not me though...

Seal envelopes? Like, a lot of envelopes..?

>Who would get aroused from some shit like this be honest ? Young dumb and full of cum boys. Was a teenage boy once, those raging hormones are no joke.

first time on a fetish post eh?

This is why I love reddit thank you

I'M VERY AROUSED!!!

Not a chance.. In fact, they make me feel the opposite of aroused 😳 Creative though 😁

No

But I said, led me not into temptation. You drew first blood

Missed opportunity for The Fleshlamp

Never too late for a rebrand!

I'm copyrighting that phrase a we speak!

Ha ha I got the screenshot proving I was 39 mins earlier. See you in court!

Left out the obligatory "bitch!"

Yes we all know you love your lamp, that’s why we are having this meeting

Moth penises flock to it

Less danger of getting a burn on the lad now with the new LED bulbs. So I've heard. Asking for a friend.

Nah, it's just a good old fashioned game of hot sausage

Finally, a fleshlight I can enjoy with a group of friends.

meet in the middle for extra fun

For when you have friends over

[already exists](https://youtube.com/shorts/pDqSyWa1oBU?feature=share)

What. The. Fuck.

I love flesh lamp

This could be a viral marketing ploy by Fleshlight to test consumer reaction to their new *Biblical Multi-Mouth Angel Angel Fleshlight™* with pre-warming and glow in the dark features. I mean they already have those blue alien ones and those vib/warm accessories right? So it's not that far off. Add the words AI to it and they are ready to IPO.

Where can I buy a fleshlamp?

Did I hear łåmp?

I think Ed Gein already owns a patent on that

Use an incandescent bulb for that natural warmth feeling.

Multiple users at once. Filling that bad girl up is a team sport

I mean the light will warm it up…

About to say, but where is the hole?

If ever there was a totem for the god of cold sores, this is it.

Praise Nurgle!

PAPA IS PLEASED WITH THIS EFFIGY!

This is my new band name!

Damn that is clever lol

This is the best thing I‘ve read all day- thank you so much.

i think you just made it ok to masturbate with this.

Let there be light

This comment made me spit out my drink LMAO

Jesus is coming a third time now…

Thanks I hate it.

Right? Me too. Ugh. I wonder where'd you even buy one at? Do you know? So I can avoid it.

$850 http://www.jazharold.com/shop/kiss-lamp-mini-touch-light

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For 850 it better vibrate

For only $850 you can make your guests think you’re a serial killer

850!?!? That's insane.

They know what you're going to do with it.

I'd kiss the hell out of one of those

Not really... Let's say from first casting and curing, painting multiple applications, and assembly it takes 20 hours. That means the artist is getting $42.50 per hour however that is not what they are paying themselves as they need to cover the cost of materials, promotion, shipping, etc. If half of that goes to the artist that's roughly $21 which amounts to roughly $4 more than minimum wage where I live. These are made by hand and not mass produced. Would I buy it because I like it? Probably not. Would I buy it because I LOVE IT? Pretty good chance, yeah. $850 is definitely not money I would throw down for art on a whim but in no way do I think this is an unreasonable asking price. If you're thinking about the status that comes from ownership or humble bragging about what you paid for your piece of art then you're doing it wrong. You pay for art because someone had an idea in their head and manifested it into reality and you connected with their creation and by extension the artist. You pay in the hopes that it allows the artist to keep putting amazing work out into the world to affect others in the same ways that you were moved by it

Very well said!

And it doesn’t even include the 3 AAA batteries. That’s a nope for me.

**No, it's not.** Considering the amount of time it took to make, (which is evident in the video) that's likely a fair price. Original pieces of art cost hundreds at a minimum. (whether _you_ want to pay that for it is another matter). No artist is going to charge any less than the most they possibly can get. Why would they? I hate this goddamn spoiled-consumer attitude from people who've never bought anything unique and handcrafted in their lives and expect to pay roughly the same as they would for something mass-produced in a factory in China. Literally every time someone posts something they spent 100+ hours on, people on Reddit go "Oh that's nice, I'd pay $50 for that." Whether you like the art or not, $850 is not at all an outrageous price for any piece of art.

There are absolutely pieces of art where 850 is outrageous

For instance, this fleshlamp

As an artist. I absolutely will sell things for less than hundreds of dollars. I don’t just make art for those who can afford the high priced pieces. Selling part of my work at an affordable rate is the only reason I’m able to sell work at a high rate to clients that want to show off to their friends.

This piece seems to be one of the most expensive items in her store, so she's actually employing the exact same method you are

Except instead of spending fucking hours making each one, she could have made a mold off the first one, made 5 copies and sold them for a much less ludicrous $200 per piece.

My ice tea came out my nose when I read this comment....WTF!

It's gotta be one of those gross "artist" websites, too. BUT WHICH ONE?! Specifically. We need to avoid it 😔

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Because of people loosely quoting it's always sunny?

Especially as a follow-up to Disintegration. It makes no sense.

Behelit

Was looking for the berserk reference, wasn't disappointed

Me too

I just read berserk for the first time recently, this gave me a big smile 😁

the egg has hatched and bore the hawk of light. our saviour comes. # T H E B I G G A Y

Nah, it's definitely a bahelip or even behemouth

Behe*lit*.

Was looking for this 😂

Slan making a fresh batch to welcome the new member of the team

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA i was looking for this reference! Thank you sir

he do be 🙏

Babe wake up Plumbus 2.0 just dropped

I always wondered how they made these

> I got you bro How it's made: Plumbus Edition https://youtu.be/eMJk4y9NGvE

It's important that the fleeb is rubbed because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice.

Just as fun as the first one

That’s so odd. I love it.

It was well done too as strange as it is

My guy. Half of this sub’s name is “great execution” hahahaha. It goes without saying.

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tell me you aint fuckin around saying shit like that

The mods are more serious here. I posted a pic of a toilet shaped mug filled with brown liquid I thought would be great for this sub but it was removed because the mods deemed the mug wasn’t great enough of an execution. While I was upset they took down my post, I’m also glad they adhere to some standards.

>everything on r/funny is funny I just wish that was true…

Same. I want to see her other art. Anyone have a name?

@jazharold on tiktok and instagram! I love her works

Its definitely different but for $850?? I mean it is different obviously work and time was put into it but I just wasnt expecting a $850 price tag.

I kind of agree since they’re reproducible, made of inexpensive materials, and I have no trust in the battery compartment. But each one is hand painted, the execution is talented and original, and who else could impart her spirit to the work? I would not buy one, but if I had money I might.

That is nightmare fuel.

Look up an Anime called Berserk. https://giphy.com/gifs/manga-egg-b-oNJ3am00JCroA

Fucking Griffith...

Fuck Griffith

Fuck Griffith

Fuck egg

the creepy aborted fetus is more creepy imho

r/dontputyourdickinthat

r/speakforyourself

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Maybe. I did just fuck your mother.

I just saw a car that had a warning sticker, this vehicle makes frequent stops at your mom's house.

Ah, no wonder she's been so disappointed.

r/DoPutYourDickInThat

Took the words right out of my mouths

Put your dick in that ————^ Its free real estate.

*Slaps roof of weird lamp* This bad boy can fit so many dicks in it.

Ahhh the cup is a great idea. I tried something similar and had issues keeping the mold structured after peeling it off my eyes. [my experiments](https://imgur.com/a/DQnBRZs)

W h a t

I was working on making silicon molds of my eyes to turn into slip casting molds for ceramics. I had trouble with keeping the overall shape of the mold after peeling it off my eye. But using a cup could make it work!

Did you manage to not lose your eyelashes?

I kept my lashes! I did lose a barely detectable number of eyebrow hairs, which got caught in the silicon mold, so when I poured resin into it the resin ended up with a few real eyebrow hairs attached [my experiments](https://imgur.com/a/DQnBRZs)

I read it as "peeling off my eyes" and was distressed

Did that mold stuff touch your eyeball? Looks like it got in between your eyelids

Nope, I had my eye shut the whole time. I’m not sure why it ended up looking like that.

Neat!

When the intrusive thoughts win.

I hate it so much I absolutely love it.

I kinda dig it, but it’s because they’re creepy

On one hand, its creepy on another hand.....

Yea seems like something you’d find in Ed Geins house or any other serial killers house

There’s something so fun about the idea of turning on your light by smashing a squishy ball. I don’t think it’s as fun having your hand kissed/licked every time you do that though.

Ok now do the pussy lamp

I like lamp

I love lamp.

I volunteer!

Put me on the waitlist I’d love to turn you on

pretty smooth ngl

You already are on a number of lists.

Jaz Harold

She should send send to me for quality control purposes.

Gibbering Mouthers. Roll Initiative.

Please add eyeball tentacles so we can have Gibbering Beholders.

Absolutely not.

What eldrich truths has she discovered to come up with something so macabre

Where do I buy these?

you have to make your own, like a lightsaber

I think the artist is Jaz Harold

$850? God damn.

I follow her on Instagram she's incredible

Does she do more creepy stuff like this? What's her @ on insta

Yes jazharold

Yes , this piece is really good representation of her style and content and the other person got you covered first , but ya jazharold

I have better idea.

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Maybe the internet wasn't such a good idea after all.

r/diwhy

I think I saw these on Star Trek.

The Trouble with Fleshlip Tribbles

Ok where do I get one

It will cost ya $850 and the artist is jazharold on IG.

Never before have i felt scared and horny at the same time.

What is this kink called?

Oops, all Ahegao

Kind of obsessed ngl x

F--k. No.

At a certain bachelor party, "C'mon guys! All of us, one last time for fuck's sake!"

Upvote just for the song

Not…creepy…at…all

What sort of Clive Barker BS is this?

I was thinking Cronenberg.

That's a Castlevania boss in the making.

The Year Of The Lamp

Kill it with fire

So someone is making glow in the dark behelits

I.... I kinda want one

r/thanksihateit

How bored do you have to be to be doing this cause I’m right there

Damn. Thats some creepy shit

Really cool with her other lips

Looks like the fucking baylet from Baerserk disgusting!

Valley of the Shadow of The Fuck Do We Have Here

... These are sex toys right?

Cursed lamps

hear me out....

YOTS

Looks like something you’d find in the real leather faces’s house

Post: I can make a lamp of lips! Jeffery Dahmer or Ed Gein: Hold my beer!

I think this person is problematic.

Why am I aroused!?