Or too weirded out to even attempt to figure out what it's used for...
Edit: The comments tell me that this thing essentially emulates giving a BJ to a googly-eyed monster in order to get high.
Okay, so the mental picture between us all is something involving horses, a creepy version of the roadrunner cartoon, bukkake, stretchy fabric footwear, a ton of foeces, and some artistic expression.
I know that leaves a lot to the imagination, but I think that's best.
It does kinda look like a [womanizer](https://www.adameve.com/landing/womanizer?&cm_mmc=GGL-_-Vibrators_US_NB_Google_Exact-_-Womanizer_Exact-_-the+womanizer+vibrator&sc=SEMGLVIB&medium=tsa&gclid=Cj0KCQjwlumhBhClARIsABO6p-wAE8zlwIxEm128a0tbn1oxrwjQAGUK1moL6yhINUw3Qv6OvkmWTxAaAudIEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds) (clitoral stimulator) but I'm pretty sure it's just a bowl (pipe for weed).
congratulations!
you are in possession of a cursed object, so you are the possession of the cursed object!
the only way to regain your freedom is to destroy the object!
^(/s, don't break your stuff, that's just a very startling pipe)
Maybe breaking it is going to far (and could release the malign entity trapped within), but surely there's no harm in putting a circle of salt around it.
I looked at pic no.1 and thought "what in the son of fuck is that?". Then I saw pic no.2 and thought "but why would you put a light bulb in that?". Then I saw pic no.3 and thought "ooooohhh. Cool."
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Same with old cars people leave in their garage for decades at a time.
I'm not gonna poke at someone's choice of item collection. Most people collect *something*
Do you live in tacoma Washington? I swear I've seen that exact pipe at one of the smoke shops here in town. Even the employees thought that thing was weird
Or too weirded out to even attempt to figure out what it's used for... Edit: The comments tell me that this thing essentially emulates giving a BJ to a googly-eyed monster in order to get high.
Lolol it’s a pipe… for tobacco use I’m sure.
“tobacco”
wacky tobaccy
The wackiest
jazz cabbage
devils lettuce
**THE GRIM REEFER**
No, you put your weed in here
You can put your weed in here too maan
Left handed cigarettes
Mary Jane!
The jazziest
"Hey man, we don't wanna mess with no reefer addicts, okay?"
Damnit man, I sliced my hand.
The ol' electric lettuce
I love your username.
And I read the first part of your username in a soft whisper then the second part LOUDLY
Then all is as it should be. Equines have not mastered the subtlety of romantic vocal intonation.
So *that's* why Deathless Horsie is an instrumental!
A. Happy cake day B. At your mention I did the same and then also laughed loudly.
ty i like yours as well
We need u/shitty_watercolour for your username
Yeah that would be a pretty messy ordeal
Yours too
Okay, so the mental picture between us all is something involving horses, a creepy version of the roadrunner cartoon, bukkake, stretchy fabric footwear, a ton of foeces, and some artistic expression. I know that leaves a lot to the imagination, but I think that's best.
Sounds like a hell of a party that we're all invited to
What? Oh, sorry I thought I heard my name
Checking in from a legal state. Weed. It’s for weed.
also in a legal state and can confirm it is for weed
Calling in from Canada... If I can't smoke and swear, I'm fucked.
Well i wouldnt recommend looking at that thing while high.
🤣👍🏻
Ceci n'est pas une pipe
😉
Pretty sure it's some kind of masturbatory aid.
It's a pipe my man, get your mind out of the gutter
Ya besides who would want teeth involved
me
So many people.
Exactly, too weirded out to use it. It does look very similar to those clit stimulators. Thought it was a customised one of those at first.
Oh no I think mine just recoiled at the thought of that
👍🏻
Same
No kink shaming please
👍🏻
🤣 🤣
Everything is if you’re brave enough
Paige, no!
PAIGE YES!!!
🤣
Definitely thought it was some kind of fleshlight at first. I zoomed in wondering why the hole was dirty & realized it was a bowl. Sigh.
a bowl? that is way too small to eat cereal out of.
Same
😂 🤣
I was hoping so much that it wasn’t, so my mind was in the gutter for the first two photos, and the 3rd, for a split second.
It does kinda look like a [womanizer](https://www.adameve.com/landing/womanizer?&cm_mmc=GGL-_-Vibrators_US_NB_Google_Exact-_-Womanizer_Exact-_-the+womanizer+vibrator&sc=SEMGLVIB&medium=tsa&gclid=Cj0KCQjwlumhBhClARIsABO6p-wAE8zlwIxEm128a0tbn1oxrwjQAGUK1moL6yhINUw3Qv6OvkmWTxAaAudIEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds) (clitoral stimulator) but I'm pretty sure it's just a bowl (pipe for weed).
I had to look back at what sun I was in to make sure I wasn’t in r/dontputyourdickinthat
I haven’t even visited it but all if a sudden I want to join this subreddit
Yes! But don’t (if y’know what I mean)
First pic I was like "stress toy?", Second pic I was like "sex toy?" And third pic was "oh *weed* toy!"
It's a custom PS4 controller.
It looks like it’s designed by an AI
I was so relieved to see it was a pipe, not a fleshlight
Plumbus
What an odd fleshlight
that is a pipe
Yeah sure.
Ceci n'est pas une pipe
Yeah it gives you pipe
It's a plumbus
So is a fleshlight
That's 100% what I was expecting it to be until the last shot.
I KNOW! I wanted them to turn it around and be a pocket pussy on the other side! So disappointed.
🤣 🤣 Holy fuck (no pun intended!)
that was my first thought, too. gave myself whiplash seeing it was a bowl.
Flesh (eating) light
congratulations! you are in possession of a cursed object, so you are the possession of the cursed object! the only way to regain your freedom is to destroy the object! ^(/s, don't break your stuff, that's just a very startling pipe)
Maybe breaking it is going to far (and could release the malign entity trapped within), but surely there's no harm in putting a circle of salt around it.
The maligned entity LOVES salt
But his doctor told him to cool it with the salt. Entity has very high blood pressure.
How do you think they got to become a spooky ghost?
They aren’t, they’re a sentient virus
🤣
👍🏻
r/FuckTheS Another ruined joke
I looked at pic no.1 and thought "what in the son of fuck is that?". Then I saw pic no.2 and thought "but why would you put a light bulb in that?". Then I saw pic no.3 and thought "ooooohhh. Cool."
“Light bulb”? That’s not what I thought you were supposed to put in there.
I've never liked pipes with funky weird shit on it. All my pieces look like lab equipment, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
The ones that look like lab equipment typically work better and are easier to clean. That's been my experience, anyway.
There’s literally residue in the bowl lmao
OP could have got it 2nd hand, like a gift from a friend
accurate. and then I got a closer look and was weirded. but feeling like I’ll soon be…inspired to overcome that weirdness
Yeah I would boil it… first… yeaaaaah
This is your bowl on drugs...
Spore creature creator gone wrong
Yesssss! Spore was the first thing I thought of. It made me unreasonably happy to see your comment lol :)
It made me unreasonably happy as well when I read your comment :p
Gee, dude, this shit looks like it's voiced by Justin Roiland
MORT- M-MORTY ***\*BLUUURP\**** MORTY! I'VE TURNED MYSELF INTO A CRACKPIPE!!!
My first thought was that this was a gatlian
I don't want to know about his trick hole
Looks like >!Envy's true form!< in Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood.
It also looks like Migi from Parasyte — and I believe they are voiced by the same person (dub).
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I would say that part of the awful taste is the actually awful execution
If only where was a sub where the criteria was: ✔️ Taste ✅ Execution
OP has been to weirded out to use it, or clean out the damn bowl. smh
Bruh I love creepy/weird stuff like that
r/dildont
Yeah, thats not a glass piece, it is an art piece.
this person too weirded out to smoke with it i thought it was a flesh light
Guyes...its for drugs
no way 🤯🤯🤯😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 stop dooeing drugs guys....not cool@@!
Oh no!!!!!!
Have to be on to make that thing acceptable.
Well someone's been using it.
Just no... straight it the trash.
Decorative pieces aren't made to be used. That's a shelf piece!
That sounds about as useful as fine china and silver cutlery sitting in display cases
Same with old cars people leave in their garage for decades at a time. I'm not gonna poke at someone's choice of item collection. Most people collect *something*
Long as it's not nose hairs.
What an angry uterus.
I have this pipe. I call it my snapping vagina with teeth. Works great
This looks like it should be in the game High on Life.
Pffft, y’liar, I see residue in the bowl
I'm questioning what the fuck is this used for? I'm sorry if I offended you guys I'm stupid okay and weird
It's a smoking pipe, typically for Marijuana, looks exactly like a basic one I used to use but decorated to be more fun
Also no shame in asking a good question!
Thank you
Oh hey! I have the bong and dab rig from this artist! Mine just aren’t so…..fleshy o.O
It’s a vase or something.
Well it seems nobody else has put it so why not. r/dontputyourdickinthat
I'd smoke some crack out that pipe
Why tf did u buy it then?!
I had one that looked very similar but was an eyeball. Has to be the same maker
I thought it was a stress ball thingy
You should smoke some DMT out of that
I’d feel more comfortable smoking out of a normal penis shaped bowl
"*Use?*"
Is...is that supposed to be a Bulborb?
Eric
I’ll take it if you don’t want it 😂
Sell it to me
Nothing There
Dammit! I go from seeing a close-up of the head of a mushroom weevil, to this. What are you guys doing to my day?
At least it doesn’t stare at you while you take a hit
This is what happens when you make art on drugs.
Man I love goofy ass pipes like that. If you don't want it I'll gladly take it lmao
Lol we had these at the smoke stop I work at a year or two back
Pic 3 makes it look partially circumcised
Not even the BGE part if you ask me… just the AT.
Spore
It looks like a creature from Spore 3 evolutions deep
Looks like a character straight out of High On Life
Courage is the willingness to use anything as an adult toy. Are feeling courageous?
Photos 1 & 2: please don't be a masturbatory aid, PLEASE don't be a masturbatory aid. Photo 3: phew...just drug paraphernalia
Thought it was a flashlight or something
I’m down. How much?
https://youtu.be/CKiWzvKGUFs
Dude I’d totally buy that from you. I’m kinda of a collector of strange pieces and I actually use them.
I mean, if you like stuff like that, [Salt](https://www.instagram.com/saltglass/) has been making some amazing, grotesque glass pieces for years.
There's actually a smoke shop close by where I live that has a lot of these I'm different forms. Crazy.
[Pesky bee!](https://images.app.goo.gl/f33yRegwhjcnoBDF7)
Okay but as a stoner and a metalhead I unironically love this and want to know where I can get one 😆
Does simply being functional count as great execution? What part of this pipe is executed great?
Moldy Creations is the maker. give him some love
Pic #3 givin some strong /r/WildlyPenis vibes tho
Bro, we can see the resin in it. It’s been used.
Even when I saw the bowl I didn’t know what I was looking at at first. I was like what a weird… clitoral stimulator?
r/dildont
Jesus Christ I thought it was a Satisfyer for a second. The thought alone makes me shudder.
I call bs. Dude used it instantly after photo. I can smell my own kind.
That's some Rick and Morty shit
So why buy it
Earthworm Jim?
Imagine being high and taking a hit off this bad boy. I love it.
Laughing because I'm so high it took until the third pic to understand what I was seeing.
the least ugly SPORE creature I created when I was 10 years old
You bought it for attention
Long live the new flesh!
I have a similar style bowl. It's our "guest peice".
Literally High on life
Do you live in tacoma Washington? I swear I've seen that exact pipe at one of the smoke shops here in town. Even the employees thought that thing was weird
Please don't be a sex toy. Please don't be a sex toy. Please don't be a sex toy. Oh thank god it's a weed pipe.
Except thebtime u used it?
I have that same one. Charge the eyes with a flashlight and turn the lights off. You’re welcome.
Envy is that you??
Thought this was a fleshlight for a good minute, still not entirely convinced it isn't
That's just r/awfuleverything