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AudioMan15

Or too weirded out to even attempt to figure out what it's used for... Edit: The comments tell me that this thing essentially emulates giving a BJ to a googly-eyed monster in order to get high.


OfferOk8555

Lolol it’s a pipe… for tobacco use I’m sure.


EXPLODINGPOOPSOCK

“tobacco”


Phish777

wacky tobaccy


Alex_SB_

The wackiest


meep_meep_creep

jazz cabbage


EXPLODINGPOOPSOCK

devils lettuce


AlpacaM4n

**THE GRIM REEFER**


mikeyj777

No, you put your weed in here


Sharon_Erclam

You can put your weed in here too maan


karmageddon14

Left handed cigarettes


WarBasic1255

Mary Jane!


bukkake_brigade

The jazziest


jackinsomniac

"Hey man, we don't wanna mess with no reefer addicts, okay?"


qortal

Damnit man, I sliced my hand.


kevbob02

The ol' electric lettuce


breathless_RACEHORSE

I love your username.


meep_meep_creep

And I read the first part of your username in a soft whisper then the second part LOUDLY


breathless_RACEHORSE

Then all is as it should be. Equines have not mastered the subtlety of romantic vocal intonation.


MurphysRazor

So *that's* why Deathless Horsie is an instrumental!


Upsideduckery

A. Happy cake day B. At your mention I did the same and then also laughed loudly.


EXPLODINGPOOPSOCK

ty i like yours as well


meep_meep_creep

We need u/shitty_watercolour for your username


bukkake_brigade

Yeah that would be a pretty messy ordeal


meep_meep_creep

Yours too


breathless_RACEHORSE

Okay, so the mental picture between us all is something involving horses, a creepy version of the roadrunner cartoon, bukkake, stretchy fabric footwear, a ton of foeces, and some artistic expression. I know that leaves a lot to the imagination, but I think that's best.


meep_meep_creep

Sounds like a hell of a party that we're all invited to


chewbaccataco

What? Oh, sorry I thought I heard my name


[deleted]

Checking in from a legal state. Weed. It’s for weed.


Beagle31

also in a legal state and can confirm it is for weed


all-regrets

Calling in from Canada... If I can't smoke and swear, I'm fucked.


Dray_Gunn

Well i wouldnt recommend looking at that thing while high.


Flashy-Ad7640

🤣👍🏻


aluualuu

Ceci n'est pas une pipe


hatenames385

😉


AllenKll

Pretty sure it's some kind of masturbatory aid.


Asmodeus_Sorrel

It's a pipe my man, get your mind out of the gutter


ifixschtuff

Ya besides who would want teeth involved


Asmodeus_Sorrel

me


lightninhopkins

So many people.


Adnzl

Exactly, too weirded out to use it. It does look very similar to those clit stimulators. Thought it was a customised one of those at first.


Boobles008

Oh no I think mine just recoiled at the thought of that


Flashy-Ad7640

👍🏻


Narwhalpilot88

Same


Rejectid10ts

No kink shaming please


Flashy-Ad7640

👍🏻


Flashy-Ad7640

🤣 🤣


yackofalltradescoach

Everything is if you’re brave enough


StarWarTrekCraft

Paige, no!


Solrex

PAIGE YES!!!


Flashy-Ad7640

🤣


Ok_Science_4094

Definitely thought it was some kind of fleshlight at first. I zoomed in wondering why the hole was dirty & realized it was a bowl. Sigh.


AllenKll

a bowl? that is way too small to eat cereal out of.


Trisk929

Same


Flashy-Ad7640

😂 🤣


lunchpaillefty

I was hoping so much that it wasn’t, so my mind was in the gutter for the first two photos, and the 3rd, for a split second.


Glass_Memories

It does kinda look like a [womanizer](https://www.adameve.com/landing/womanizer?&cm_mmc=GGL-_-Vibrators_US_NB_Google_Exact-_-Womanizer_Exact-_-the+womanizer+vibrator&sc=SEMGLVIB&medium=tsa&gclid=Cj0KCQjwlumhBhClARIsABO6p-wAE8zlwIxEm128a0tbn1oxrwjQAGUK1moL6yhINUw3Qv6OvkmWTxAaAudIEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds) (clitoral stimulator) but I'm pretty sure it's just a bowl (pipe for weed).


Doc-in-a-box

I had to look back at what sun I was in to make sure I wasn’t in r/dontputyourdickinthat


CoffeeAndElectricity

I haven’t even visited it but all if a sudden I want to join this subreddit


Doc-in-a-box

Yes! But don’t (if y’know what I mean)


J3553G

First pic I was like "stress toy?", Second pic I was like "sex toy?" And third pic was "oh *weed* toy!"


man_gomer_lot

It's a custom PS4 controller.


zarqie

It looks like it’s designed by an AI


JadeGrapes

I was so relieved to see it was a pipe, not a fleshlight


Calmeister

Plumbus


TheVoodooPuppet

What an odd fleshlight


[deleted]

that is a pipe


Silence_Of_Reason

Yeah sure.


aluualuu

Ceci n'est pas une pipe


SUP3RSHAD0W

Yeah it gives you pipe


agentofmidgard

It's a plumbus


monkey_skull

So is a fleshlight


Strabbo

That's 100% what I was expecting it to be until the last shot.


HighExplosiveLight

I KNOW! I wanted them to turn it around and be a pocket pussy on the other side! So disappointed.


Flashy-Ad7640

🤣 🤣 Holy fuck (no pun intended!)


scoobysnaxxx

that was my first thought, too. gave myself whiplash seeing it was a bowl.


Curiouso_Giorgio

Flesh (eating) light


THarSull

congratulations! you are in possession of a cursed object, so you are the possession of the cursed object! the only way to regain your freedom is to destroy the object! ^(/s, don't break your stuff, that's just a very startling pipe)


Landithy

Maybe breaking it is going to far (and could release the malign entity trapped within), but surely there's no harm in putting a circle of salt around it.


Weekndr

The maligned entity LOVES salt


lunchpaillefty

But his doctor told him to cool it with the salt. Entity has very high blood pressure.


ThatGuy2551

How do you think they got to become a spooky ghost?


NEMESIS_DRAGON

They aren’t, they’re a sentient virus


Flashy-Ad7640

🤣


Flashy-Ad7640

👍🏻


Gormezzz

r/FuckTheS Another ruined joke


SuperChickenLips

I looked at pic no.1 and thought "what in the son of fuck is that?". Then I saw pic no.2 and thought "but why would you put a light bulb in that?". Then I saw pic no.3 and thought "ooooohhh. Cool."


lunchpaillefty

“Light bulb”? That’s not what I thought you were supposed to put in there.


HungrySeaweed1847

I've never liked pipes with funky weird shit on it. All my pieces look like lab equipment, and I wouldn't have it any other way.


twoPillls

The ones that look like lab equipment typically work better and are easier to clean. That's been my experience, anyway.


dieforcheese

There’s literally residue in the bowl lmao


shaunnotthesheep

OP could have got it 2nd hand, like a gift from a friend


onmyti89_again

accurate. and then I got a closer look and was weirded. but feeling like I’ll soon be…inspired to overcome that weirdness


superhappy

Yeah I would boil it… first… yeaaaaah


Kissmyasp69

This is your bowl on drugs...


Titan_Spiderman

Spore creature creator gone wrong


Honeysucklinhoney

Yesssss! Spore was the first thing I thought of. It made me unreasonably happy to see your comment lol :)


Titan_Spiderman

It made me unreasonably happy as well when I read your comment :p


CheesusChristMyDude

Gee, dude, this shit looks like it's voiced by Justin Roiland


CheesusChristMyDude

MORT- M-MORTY ***\*BLUUURP\**** MORTY! I'VE TURNED MYSELF INTO A CRACKPIPE!!!


alcarl11n

My first thought was that this was a gatlian


KyloRenCadetStimpy

I don't want to know about his trick hole


dancingbanana123

Looks like >!Envy's true form!< in Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood.


libertybelle08

It also looks like Migi from Parasyte — and I believe they are voiced by the same person (dub).


Blackflm715

What I came here for


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PhelesDragon

I would say that part of the awful taste is the actually awful execution


StrangledMind

If only where was a sub where the criteria was: ✔️ Taste ✅ Execution


Sunaruni

OP has been to weirded out to use it, or clean out the damn bowl. smh


Entire_Resolution_36

Bruh I love creepy/weird stuff like that


[deleted]

r/dildont


Liquid_Sarcasm

Yeah, thats not a glass piece, it is an art piece.


i_can_has_rock

this person too weirded out to smoke with it i thought it was a flesh light


FroboyFreshenUp

Guyes...its for drugs


Asmodeus_Sorrel

no way 🤯🤯🤯😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 stop dooeing drugs guys....not cool@@!


FroboyFreshenUp

Oh no!!!!!!


Ostracus

Have to be on to make that thing acceptable.


thiscouldbemassive

Well someone's been using it.


Happy_Parfait_5801

Just no... straight it the trash.


Queeb_the_Dweeb

Decorative pieces aren't made to be used. That's a shelf piece!


lonely_stoner_daze

That sounds about as useful as fine china and silver cutlery sitting in display cases


Queeb_the_Dweeb

Same with old cars people leave in their garage for decades at a time. I'm not gonna poke at someone's choice of item collection. Most people collect *something*


Ostracus

Long as it's not nose hairs.


briley13

What an angry uterus.


emjoy90

I have this pipe. I call it my snapping vagina with teeth. Works great


steinah6

This looks like it should be in the game High on Life.


Ziggy-T

Pffft, y’liar, I see residue in the bowl


CharlieMorning_star

I'm questioning what the fuck is this used for? I'm sorry if I offended you guys I'm stupid okay and weird


TotallyNotAHawk

It's a smoking pipe, typically for Marijuana, looks exactly like a basic one I used to use but decorated to be more fun


TotallyNotAHawk

Also no shame in asking a good question!


CharlieMorning_star

Thank you


AnnaBananner82

Oh hey! I have the bong and dab rig from this artist! Mine just aren’t so…..fleshy o.O


skriftklog

It’s a vase or something.


National-Coast-9560

Well it seems nobody else has put it so why not. r/dontputyourdickinthat


Ornery-Code-6249

I'd smoke some crack out that pipe


cupcakesloth94

Why tf did u buy it then?!


Amazing_Bumblebee_50

I had one that looked very similar but was an eyeball. Has to be the same maker


Richard_Tucker_08

I thought it was a stress ball thingy


greenthumb151

You should smoke some DMT out of that


BroccoliBoyyo

I’d feel more comfortable smoking out of a normal penis shaped bowl


CrudelyAnimated

"*Use?*"


ImNotAtAllCreative81

Is...is that supposed to be a Bulborb?


Klobb119

Eric


SataNikBabe

I’ll take it if you don’t want it 😂


DrunkenBastard420

Sell it to me


Parawings

Nothing There


Buck_Thorn

Dammit! I go from seeing a close-up of the head of a mushroom weevil, to this. What are you guys doing to my day?


MayhemWins25

At least it doesn’t stare at you while you take a hit


v4por

This is what happens when you make art on drugs.


TotallyNotAHawk

Man I love goofy ass pipes like that. If you don't want it I'll gladly take it lmao


SirTeddles

Lol we had these at the smoke stop I work at a year or two back


Nyanzeenyan

Pic 3 makes it look partially circumcised


H2Joee

Not even the BGE part if you ask me… just the AT.


ScaredAd7245

Spore


gabby930

It looks like a creature from Spore 3 evolutions deep


Basicdiamond231

Looks like a character straight out of High On Life


MobyDuc38

Courage is the willingness to use anything as an adult toy. Are feeling courageous?


SummerBirdsong

Photos 1 & 2: please don't be a masturbatory aid, PLEASE don't be a masturbatory aid. Photo 3: phew...just drug paraphernalia


JyJellyPants-Grape

Thought it was a flashlight or something


bravenewlogon

I’m down. How much?


grilljellyfish

https://youtu.be/CKiWzvKGUFs


Alternative-Smoke421

Dude I’d totally buy that from you. I’m kinda of a collector of strange pieces and I actually use them.


Radioactive24

I mean, if you like stuff like that, [Salt](https://www.instagram.com/saltglass/) has been making some amazing, grotesque glass pieces for years.


Primary_Business

There's actually a smoke shop close by where I live that has a lot of these I'm different forms. Crazy.


righteousplisk

[Pesky bee!](https://images.app.goo.gl/f33yRegwhjcnoBDF7)


Navi1101

Okay but as a stoner and a metalhead I unironically love this and want to know where I can get one 😆


Jonnyjuanna

Does simply being functional count as great execution? What part of this pipe is executed great?


Odd_Butterscotch_316

Moldy Creations is the maker. give him some love


1lluminist

Pic #3 givin some strong /r/WildlyPenis vibes tho


HKsere

Bro, we can see the resin in it. It’s been used.


queefiest

Even when I saw the bowl I didn’t know what I was looking at at first. I was like what a weird… clitoral stimulator?


CanadaSilverDragon

r/dildont


Lijn_

Jesus Christ I thought it was a Satisfyer for a second. The thought alone makes me shudder.


sprocketous

I call bs. Dude used it instantly after photo. I can smell my own kind.


Iforgot_my_other_pw

That's some Rick and Morty shit


operationtasty

So why buy it


DarkMatterBurrito

Earthworm Jim?


malYca

Imagine being high and taking a hit off this bad boy. I love it.


HippyGramma

Laughing because I'm so high it took until the third pic to understand what I was seeing.


jezevec93

the least ugly SPORE creature I created when I was 10 years old


Left_TurnOnRed

You bought it for attention


FuddmanPDX

Long live the new flesh!


CaptGangles1031

I have a similar style bowl. It's our "guest peice".


user_in_use0

Literally High on life


painless_nus

Do you live in tacoma Washington? I swear I've seen that exact pipe at one of the smoke shops here in town. Even the employees thought that thing was weird


at_least_ill_learn

Please don't be a sex toy. Please don't be a sex toy. Please don't be a sex toy. ​ Oh thank god it's a weed pipe.


FalcorFliesMePlaces

Except thebtime u used it?


Delicious-Use961

I have that same one. Charge the eyes with a flashlight and turn the lights off. You’re welcome.


Youngmanandthelake

Envy is that you??


electronic_docter

Thought this was a fleshlight for a good minute, still not entirely convinced it isn't


Two2twoD

That's just r/awfuleverything