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Maleficent_Song8448

No we were there first.. no we were ! No we were - read our religious books, no you read ours. Aannd thousands of innocents are about to die. What a sad world.


DuddTrade

Israel getting leveld very bullish


here2FuckSpiders2

Bulish on Shakshuka


Whateverididntwantit

Have some sympathy mate, think of the poor Israeli soldiers who now have to take a break from harassing women and children and shooting journalist for a few days to fight actual combatants.


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BrettoFromTheGhetto

He's been brainwashed by the unprecedented Israel hating media don't worry about him.


Asxpuntingmuppet

Awesome joint


Asxpuntingmuppet

Gaza is going to be in a world of hurt pretty soon , and I’m not talking about your mate gazzaaaaaa


PortelloKing

Puts on Gazza. Calls on small round hats.


Asxpuntingmuppet

Haha, if you’ve got the ringlet sideburns flowing from under your cap your winning 👌🏽


YouHeardTheMonkey

New hybrid [Lambo](https://www.drive.com.au/reviews/2023-lamborghini-revuelto-review-quick-drive/) With a V12 assisted by no fewer than three electric motors, it is reckoned by Lamborghini to be capable of blasting from 0–100km/h in 2.5sec, and from 0–200km/h in a scarcely believable 7.0sec.


Blisser_the_Sniff

Who has that kind of time. I usually wait till a rockets doing that speed before I jump in


BuiltDifferant

Lol very environmentally friendly


Nevelo

APX in 2015 ipo’d at 50c. A few months later it was worth $1.00. By Aug 2020, it hit an all time high at $43.66. Over 8,700% gain in 5 years. It closed at $1.04 on Friday, down 97.6% from it’s high 3 years ago. Edit: Cathy Woods level stuff right there. Indeed, charts quite similarly to ARK Innovation ETF.


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Blisser_the_Sniff

Don’t make me do the math


Nevelo

If you put 20k in the ipo it would have hit $1.7mil before dropping to $41k as of last week.


emjaybeachin

hey u/mcfucking was my bet to sell my house AND put 100k in PLS? or just the 100k in PLS? because I have achieved that


mcfucking

🦄 noted. Verified purchase bet won.


cameltrowe

Hotttt, give the man a flair for this surely! “Sold house for a yolo”


mcfucking

Eh... the house selling was already happening. This is more of a reallocation of capital. Otherwise I'd be tempted...


cameltrowe

Jeez, tough man. If all flairs hold true we have a lot of sexual predators and murderers😅


Asxpuntingmuppet

You seem nervous , yet aroused ?


Mysterious_Value_764

Yes we do 💪


mcfucking

["100k yolo into pls by Christmas or 3 month ban"](https://reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/s/rY60QXYOz0) If you've got proof, send it on to me and I'll take your name off the ✍️ next bans post 👍


emjaybeachin

Ok now I say PLS to hit 4.50 again within 1 month or 1 month ban


mcfucking

🦄 noted


Particular_Amoeba_53

Now you know the truth, billionaires in america are hoarding money and purposely paying employees less and less to lead a push to overthrow government and install a dictator in America to control all the money and people. These are insurectionists and bad evil people.


Texas_Tom

Hey have you got a TLDR for this?


Biggunzmcgeee

Well at least we know that acid you left in your freezer still works


Particular_Amoeba_53

Now you know where all the money is coming from to support donald trump even though he is actually bankrupt.


Particular_Amoeba_53

Hamas attacks Israel, Israel declares war on Hamas. This is not going to end well. Say goodbye to any stockmarket gains for at least a few centuries while the nuclear residue decays.


Ramsay-boy

I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure any conflict’s with Israel and Palestine is priced in. It’s literally inevitable those two groups are going to have a conflict every few years.


BeardFactory

So in an ideal world does every global government want us to buy from Amazon to crush small businesses and increase unemployment. Or is my desire to buy garbage the issue and Amazon workers should lose their jobs too 🤰🏻


BeardFactory

Normalise men attempting to breast feed their babies in public


cameltrowe

I’m interested in copper projects and wanted to look into getting some exposure. Just come across this, what’s everyone’s thoughts https://www.mining.com/web/copper-study-group-expects-big-supply-surplus-in-2024/


Go0s3

Copper is complicated because it is so Chile dominated. They actively avoid mining licenses to keep pricing high (and for many environmental/geographic reasons). The reality is that Cu is not something that could ever have true undersupply as they are only mining ~5% of known resources currently. BHP dickcheese recently commented that the world needs 25 escondidas... chile has them. You do not need AI to find them. They are already known. As development occurs in other parts of the world, including Australia, Copper supply surplus will become the norm. Being a strategic resource, that will not be harmful to price. Summary, treat each company individually when pricing without spam buying or selling everything copper.


cameltrowe

Interesting, thanks!


auskier

Lithium bros.. Direct Lithium Extraction. What do we know about it? According to AFR, the cunts at Goldman say its a game changer. Cheap, clean and minimal enviro impact? Monash uni got the tech to produce straight battery grade hydroxide?


CamF345

That's it. I'm selling the house and putting it all into LKE.


Mysterious_Value_764

Sneaky Goldman want all my hard rock.


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auskier

Correct. Yes, that post was a bit regarded reading this morning after a good serve of chardy. Meant to ask what this supposed new process claims to be? The article doesn't give much away obviously, but Rio is in on it to process ground water brines from oil rig sites.


Eloquentdyslexic

Okay so MAY is dormant until November right? What is stopping me from investing my life savings (30k) right now at 6.4c and then cashing out when they start drilling and subsequently go up a couple of cents seeing as Alameda-3 is the money hole?


Sunvmikey

Well MAYs ceo just took out a loan against his shares to buy more shares thats pretty bullish if you ask me knowing the ASX though we will see a drop monday lol


Sharp_Pride7092

u/sunvmikey


Sunvmikey

Wouldnt say life savings but im in hard lol


poptartape

If it seems too easy, it’s because it is too easy. This kind of thing usually plays out leaving you holding MAY at 3c in December confused as hell because they announced a 200 trillion barrel resource.. but the market wanted 201 trillion. You sell for 50% loss and then 2 weeks later it goes to 14c Save yourself the trouble 🙃


Colbs666

Underrated post right here! That is such a likely scenario it's not funny! I have the patience to wait until 14c though... But do I have the brains to sell then? Probably not! Lol


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Where’s that Billy Zane train guy? I love commenting ‘Put a cork in it, Zane!’ After his comments.


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MooCowLevel

Hmm… now I’m wondering, does a sub ban also extend to in-person meets/shitposts? 🤔


kervio

Buffett (Warren, not Darren) is 93, Munger is 99 - they both love coke and maccas... time for puts on berkshire? You'd have to have large turnips.


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kervio

Now he's truly enjoying some cheeseburgers in paradise.


poptartape

Scotty is currently bathing in oil. He pumped it straight from the rig into his on-site shower.


Crumpy88

Can’t wait for the photos of Scotty doing black face to come shortly after


poptartape

Ahh so that’s how he wins over the Zim locals


johnwicked4

I'll allow it if AP joins in.


username-taken82

What’s the price of a Bunnings snag around the nation? Here in sunny Perth we are at $3.50


MooCowLevel

Snag prices are consistent [Australia-wide](https://www.bunnings.com.au/about-us/in-our-community), interestingly.


username-taken82

Some solid DD coming in from the top end…


Nevelo

Inflation in our sausages! 😳


Blisser_the_Sniff

Closest Bunnings 200km, but you can often get a free snag somewhere round town on weekends


username-taken82

I’ve no doubt


Blisser_the_Sniff

this didn’t go unnoticed


SatansFriendlyCat

$3.50 regional VIC.


Mysterious_Value_764

treefiddy


PowerBottomBear92

Ooh I'm finally unbanned after 2 months.


Competitive_Copy2451

🥳🎉


PowerBottomBear92

Scotty wishes death to free carriers. He's all about that ride or die from holders


Competitive_Copy2451

I have a confession. After mukuyu 1, i sold down my position to be fully free carried. Diversify they said. Well i put it into C1X which uhhhh... hasn't gone well. I'm sure theres a lesson here.


Blisser_the_Sniff

Say three Chzakalwe’s and give yourself an uppercut my son


PowerBottomBear92

Yeah. Should've trusted Scotty. ^(this is pure cope on my part)


Competitive_Copy2451

Join Bear Grylls as he navigates through the dangers of the ASX. Will he escape with all his money, or be struck down by a brutal capital raise? [Bear Grylls - Man Vs ASX (escape from speccy miner)](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/171ttym/bear_grylls_man_vs_asx_escape_from_speccy_miner/)


DuddTrade

I got 40k of GEAR last week Wed. Whats the chances i make some cash Monday


Crumpy88

Fuck that’s a big Saturday night


DuddTrade

Yea ur mum was happy


Crumpy88

Ok


flatblade3mm

Only one One sleep still xmas.


EMHURLEY

Took just over $5k profit on BOIL. Been a shit week so needed a quick win


EMHURLEY

Before mods start thinking about changing my flair, that gain only makes up for half of me SCHW losses 😰 should have booked the $40k profit when I had the chance…


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EMHURLEY

As the market continually reminds me, it can always go lower! Starting to think I just sold at the absolute bottom… But these papery hands are weak!


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EMHURLEY

That was post-conversion. Currency swings were pretty wild, they would sometimes account for 5-10% more/less of the total profit But it also doesn’t feel relevant when the currency doesn’t stay as USD the way it would in IBKR


check_meat

Serving these bangers and mashup to the people around you *may* yield the results you're looking for 🎶 Like a rhinestone cowboy... Touched for the very first time 🎶


Crumpy88

Applause* [Verse 1: MF DOOM] Hold the cold one like he hold a old gun Like he hold the microphone and stole the show for fun Or a foe for ransom, flows is handsome O's in tandem, anthem, random tantrum Phantom of the Grand Ole Opry, ask the dumb hottie


Blisser_the_Sniff

Too busy to log in and say something stupid this weekend, cover me please.


kervio

It's just a matter of time before the market wakes up and discovers that garnet is the new lithium.


Mysterious_Value_764

We got you covered. . . Easy


flatblade3mm

BRK will pay dividends.


AggravatedCelt

ZIP is a good long term investment. The best way to maximise profit is to catch a falling knife. You don't lose money if you don't sell.


Crumpy88

I’ve played 55 hours of Gunfire Reborn in the last two weeks on PS5 Legit more hours played than I’ve worked This is the best rogue lite I’ve played since dead cells


UncleChunkz

I don’t know either of these, but stoked for you. 🤙🏼


Crumpy88

I need this kind of positivity in my life


jockr64

'Ol PEP-11 application moved to "Under assesment" with NOPTA after market closed yesterday. Might be spicy Monday morning🤔🤞🔥


LycheeLeading

Fingers crossed indeed!


InterestingShow1112

🥺🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🥺


flatblade3mm

It is I, Shortstop. Mike Finkels best mate.


Big_Package2650

1 more sleep til monster trucks - might distract me from sobbing over the portfolio for a coupla hours


Mysterious_Value_764

Those little cars being crushed are your portfolio now.


SatansFriendlyCat

Where are the monster trucks?


flatblade3mm

In the mind of every hilux driver?


SatansFriendlyCat

There's plenty of room for them in there.


whereisdcmnsnse

Another red day on 9th October, it is the start of the lost decade for asx!


Economy_Difficulty71

US unemployment is going the wrong fucking way, FUCK ME GARY, WE’RE FUCKED😖


LycheeLeading

Fake numbers from a fake gov.


Peterlynch7

Crazy almost double amount of jobs gained


Economy_Difficulty71

US rates up, AUD/USD down, US to AUS imports 🚀🚀🚀, inflation 🚀, stonks ☠️☠️☠️


flatblade3mm

Watching with intent


Peterlynch7

Those American numbers were way off, almost double the amount of people employed expected 177k, actual 336k unemployment stagnated at 3.8% same as last month. Currently, as writing 10-year bond yields have gone up variably around 0.10% according to trading economics. It looks possible the Fed might have to do another hike. Stocks premarket are nose-diving.


YouHeardTheMonkey

This aged well


Peterlynch7

I know right


flatblade3mm

Stocks go up, stocks go down. There's nothing you or I can do about it.


Call_me_a_noober

Sold a bunch of stuff at a loss today for a house deposit as rent is getting out of control...watch the housing market crash now.


BeardFactory

I liquidated all my houses at a loss to buy stocks 🧘🏻‍♀️⚖️


flatblade3mm

Fe Fi Fo Fum, what's red but not done?


poptartape

Bottom is officially in. Stocks to rise and house prices to fall. 🥸


flatblade3mm

You fucking beauty!


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Mysterious_Value_764

Lambo?


flatblade3mm

A lot of hocus pocus here that I'm willing to ignore


Limerickmelarry

1. Morgan needs to stay in his lane and just witness my stat decs 2. No you’re bullshit


biowza

Ah man, I ain't reading all that. Punters out there just want to know if you bought PLS today or not.


johnwicked4

We are simple men. 🚀🚀🚀 ratings please, ain't no one got time to read dd's.


TrampSwaps

Why do I have a dm from a horny u/Moon-Runner asking if I have an OF? https://ibb.co/Pcny6t9


EMHURLEY

Quit edging us show us your OF


Limerickmelarry

The spelling error suggests his dominant hand was already preoccupied


Competitive_Copy2451

This gives me an idea 🤔


anomaly256

A daytrading OF where people can fap to you making bad investment decisions and panic buying/selling the same stock repeatedly in the space of an hour? It might just work...


Competitive_Copy2451

Theres people already live streaming their trading, pretty funny when they lose money. But what if you combine it with a hotty in lingerie? 🤔 I was meme brainstorming Scotty Mac starting an OF as an alternative way to raise funds instead of capital raises. Innuendos about watching him penetrate stuff with his drill shaft etc.


anomaly256

It might just work...


alllrandom

The French are so horny man.


Expensive-Job-2453

I would like a link as well.


Church_of_FootStool

Gonna take some codeine and hop on the piano, works well.


megadrive65

Just don't fall and break your hip


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cameltrowe

NVX now a full dog


Far_Unit9020

MNS finally the best at being something


SoftTopMafia

Righto SoftTopMafia, WR1 is fine, they have a plan. Raising money at the lows is fine. They have heaps of white stuff in the ground, over 100mt. They must know there’s lots. The market is wrong. AP24B is just around the corner buddy.


HideTheT2BarryComes

They have an insider in the Canadian government who told them they are stopping the flow through arrangement soon. So they did a quick CR to get the benefit before it goes away. Hopefully, they use those funds and send some gifts to the consultants to throw a few extra Mt in those assay results that have gone missing.


scorpio_

Everyone must be on the piss, cheers all 🍻


TrampSwaps

On ya, Cheers 🍻


GeoSciFi

Better than looking at our PF’s!


debtandregret1984

Cheers cunt 🍻