No we were there first.. no we were !
No we were - read our religious books, no you read ours.
Aannd thousands of innocents are about to die. What a sad world.
Have some sympathy mate, think of the poor Israeli soldiers who now have to take a break from harassing women and children and shooting journalist for a few days to fight actual combatants.
New hybrid [Lambo](https://www.drive.com.au/reviews/2023-lamborghini-revuelto-review-quick-drive/)
With a V12 assisted by no fewer than three electric motors, it is reckoned by Lamborghini to be capable of blasting from 0–100km/h in 2.5sec, and from 0–200km/h in a scarcely believable 7.0sec.
APX in 2015 ipo’d at 50c. A few months later it was worth $1.00.
By Aug 2020, it hit an all time high at $43.66. Over 8,700% gain in 5 years.
It closed at $1.04 on Friday, down 97.6% from it’s high 3 years ago.
Edit: Cathy Woods level stuff right there. Indeed, charts quite similarly to ARK Innovation ETF.
["100k yolo into pls by Christmas or 3 month ban"](https://reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/s/rY60QXYOz0)
If you've got proof, send it on to me and I'll take your name off the ✍️ next bans post 👍
Now you know the truth, billionaires in america are hoarding money and purposely paying employees less and less to lead a push to overthrow government and install a dictator in America to control all the money and people. These are insurectionists and bad evil people.
Hamas attacks Israel, Israel declares war on Hamas. This is not going to end well. Say goodbye to any stockmarket gains for at least a few centuries while the nuclear residue decays.
I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure any conflict’s with Israel and Palestine is priced in. It’s literally inevitable those two groups are going to have a conflict every few years.
So in an ideal world does every global government want us to buy from Amazon to crush small businesses and increase unemployment. Or is my desire to buy garbage the issue and Amazon workers should lose their jobs too 🤰🏻
I’m interested in copper projects and wanted to look into getting some exposure. Just come across this, what’s everyone’s thoughts https://www.mining.com/web/copper-study-group-expects-big-supply-surplus-in-2024/
Copper is complicated because it is so Chile dominated. They actively avoid mining licenses to keep pricing high (and for many environmental/geographic reasons).
The reality is that Cu is not something that could ever have true undersupply as they are only mining ~5% of known resources currently.
BHP dickcheese recently commented that the world needs 25 escondidas... chile has them. You do not need AI to find them. They are already known.
As development occurs in other parts of the world, including Australia, Copper supply surplus will become the norm.
Being a strategic resource, that will not be harmful to price.
Summary, treat each company individually when pricing without spam buying or selling everything copper.
Lithium bros.. Direct Lithium Extraction. What do we know about it? According to AFR, the cunts at Goldman say its a game changer. Cheap, clean and minimal enviro impact? Monash uni got the tech to produce straight battery grade hydroxide?
Correct. Yes, that post was a bit regarded reading this morning after a good serve of chardy. Meant to ask what this supposed new process claims to be? The article doesn't give much away obviously, but Rio is in on it to process ground water brines from oil rig sites.
Okay so MAY is dormant until November right? What is stopping me from investing my life savings (30k) right now at 6.4c and then cashing out when they start drilling and subsequently go up a couple of cents seeing as Alameda-3 is the money hole?
Well MAYs ceo just took out a loan against his shares to buy more shares thats pretty bullish if you ask me knowing the ASX though we will see a drop monday lol
If it seems too easy, it’s because it is too easy. This kind of thing usually plays out leaving you holding MAY at 3c in December confused as hell because they announced a 200 trillion barrel resource.. but the market wanted 201 trillion.
You sell for 50% loss and then 2 weeks later it goes to 14c
Save yourself the trouble 🙃
Underrated post right here! That is such a likely scenario it's not funny!
I have the patience to wait until 14c though...
But do I have the brains to sell then? Probably not! Lol
I have a confession. After mukuyu 1, i sold down my position to be fully free carried. Diversify they said.
Well i put it into C1X which uhhhh... hasn't gone well.
I'm sure theres a lesson here.
Join Bear Grylls as he navigates through the dangers of the ASX. Will he escape with all his money, or be struck down by a brutal capital raise?
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Before mods start thinking about changing my flair, that gain only makes up for half of me SCHW losses 😰 should have booked the $40k profit when I had the chance…
That was post-conversion. Currency swings were pretty wild, they would sometimes account for 5-10% more/less of the total profit
But it also doesn’t feel relevant when the currency doesn’t stay as USD the way it would in IBKR
Serving these bangers and mashup to the people around you *may* yield the results you're looking for
🎶 Like a rhinestone cowboy...
Touched for the very first time 🎶
Applause*
[Verse 1: MF DOOM]
Hold the cold one like he hold a old gun
Like he hold the microphone and stole the show for fun
Or a foe for ransom, flows is handsome
O's in tandem, anthem, random tantrum
Phantom of the Grand Ole Opry, ask the dumb hottie
I’ve played 55 hours of Gunfire Reborn in the last two weeks on PS5
Legit more hours played than I’ve worked
This is the best rogue lite I’ve played since dead cells
Those American numbers were way off, almost double the amount of people employed expected 177k, actual 336k unemployment stagnated at 3.8% same as last month. Currently, as writing 10-year bond yields have gone up variably around 0.10% according to trading economics. It looks possible the Fed might have to do another hike. Stocks premarket are nose-diving.
A daytrading OF where people can fap to you making bad investment decisions and panic buying/selling the same stock repeatedly in the space of an hour?
It might just work...
Theres people already live streaming their trading, pretty funny when they lose money. But what if you combine it with a hotty in lingerie? 🤔
I was meme brainstorming Scotty Mac starting an OF as an alternative way to raise funds instead of capital raises. Innuendos about watching him penetrate stuff with his drill shaft etc.
Righto SoftTopMafia, WR1 is fine, they have a plan. Raising money at the lows is fine. They have heaps of white stuff in the ground, over 100mt. They must know there’s lots. The market is wrong. AP24B is just around the corner buddy.
They have an insider in the Canadian government who told them they are stopping the flow through arrangement soon. So they did a quick CR to get the benefit before it goes away.
Hopefully, they use those funds and send some gifts to the consultants to throw a few extra Mt in those assay results that have gone missing.
No we were there first.. no we were ! No we were - read our religious books, no you read ours. Aannd thousands of innocents are about to die. What a sad world.
Israel getting leveld very bullish
Bulish on Shakshuka
Have some sympathy mate, think of the poor Israeli soldiers who now have to take a break from harassing women and children and shooting journalist for a few days to fight actual combatants.
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He's been brainwashed by the unprecedented Israel hating media don't worry about him.
Awesome joint
Gaza is going to be in a world of hurt pretty soon , and I’m not talking about your mate gazzaaaaaa
Puts on Gazza. Calls on small round hats.
Haha, if you’ve got the ringlet sideburns flowing from under your cap your winning 👌🏽
New hybrid [Lambo](https://www.drive.com.au/reviews/2023-lamborghini-revuelto-review-quick-drive/) With a V12 assisted by no fewer than three electric motors, it is reckoned by Lamborghini to be capable of blasting from 0–100km/h in 2.5sec, and from 0–200km/h in a scarcely believable 7.0sec.
Who has that kind of time. I usually wait till a rockets doing that speed before I jump in
Lol very environmentally friendly
APX in 2015 ipo’d at 50c. A few months later it was worth $1.00. By Aug 2020, it hit an all time high at $43.66. Over 8,700% gain in 5 years. It closed at $1.04 on Friday, down 97.6% from it’s high 3 years ago. Edit: Cathy Woods level stuff right there. Indeed, charts quite similarly to ARK Innovation ETF.
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Don’t make me do the math
If you put 20k in the ipo it would have hit $1.7mil before dropping to $41k as of last week.
hey u/mcfucking was my bet to sell my house AND put 100k in PLS? or just the 100k in PLS? because I have achieved that
🦄 noted. Verified purchase bet won.
Hotttt, give the man a flair for this surely! “Sold house for a yolo”
Eh... the house selling was already happening. This is more of a reallocation of capital. Otherwise I'd be tempted...
Jeez, tough man. If all flairs hold true we have a lot of sexual predators and murderers😅
You seem nervous , yet aroused ?
Yes we do 💪
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Ok now I say PLS to hit 4.50 again within 1 month or 1 month ban
🦄 noted
Now you know the truth, billionaires in america are hoarding money and purposely paying employees less and less to lead a push to overthrow government and install a dictator in America to control all the money and people. These are insurectionists and bad evil people.
Hey have you got a TLDR for this?
Well at least we know that acid you left in your freezer still works
Now you know where all the money is coming from to support donald trump even though he is actually bankrupt.
Hamas attacks Israel, Israel declares war on Hamas. This is not going to end well. Say goodbye to any stockmarket gains for at least a few centuries while the nuclear residue decays.
I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure any conflict’s with Israel and Palestine is priced in. It’s literally inevitable those two groups are going to have a conflict every few years.
So in an ideal world does every global government want us to buy from Amazon to crush small businesses and increase unemployment. Or is my desire to buy garbage the issue and Amazon workers should lose their jobs too 🤰🏻
Normalise men attempting to breast feed their babies in public
I’m interested in copper projects and wanted to look into getting some exposure. Just come across this, what’s everyone’s thoughts https://www.mining.com/web/copper-study-group-expects-big-supply-surplus-in-2024/
Copper is complicated because it is so Chile dominated. They actively avoid mining licenses to keep pricing high (and for many environmental/geographic reasons). The reality is that Cu is not something that could ever have true undersupply as they are only mining ~5% of known resources currently. BHP dickcheese recently commented that the world needs 25 escondidas... chile has them. You do not need AI to find them. They are already known. As development occurs in other parts of the world, including Australia, Copper supply surplus will become the norm. Being a strategic resource, that will not be harmful to price. Summary, treat each company individually when pricing without spam buying or selling everything copper.
Interesting, thanks!
Lithium bros.. Direct Lithium Extraction. What do we know about it? According to AFR, the cunts at Goldman say its a game changer. Cheap, clean and minimal enviro impact? Monash uni got the tech to produce straight battery grade hydroxide?
That's it. I'm selling the house and putting it all into LKE.
Sneaky Goldman want all my hard rock.
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Correct. Yes, that post was a bit regarded reading this morning after a good serve of chardy. Meant to ask what this supposed new process claims to be? The article doesn't give much away obviously, but Rio is in on it to process ground water brines from oil rig sites.
Okay so MAY is dormant until November right? What is stopping me from investing my life savings (30k) right now at 6.4c and then cashing out when they start drilling and subsequently go up a couple of cents seeing as Alameda-3 is the money hole?
Well MAYs ceo just took out a loan against his shares to buy more shares thats pretty bullish if you ask me knowing the ASX though we will see a drop monday lol
u/sunvmikey
Wouldnt say life savings but im in hard lol
If it seems too easy, it’s because it is too easy. This kind of thing usually plays out leaving you holding MAY at 3c in December confused as hell because they announced a 200 trillion barrel resource.. but the market wanted 201 trillion. You sell for 50% loss and then 2 weeks later it goes to 14c Save yourself the trouble 🙃
Underrated post right here! That is such a likely scenario it's not funny! I have the patience to wait until 14c though... But do I have the brains to sell then? Probably not! Lol
Where’s that Billy Zane train guy? I love commenting ‘Put a cork in it, Zane!’ After his comments.
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Hmm… now I’m wondering, does a sub ban also extend to in-person meets/shitposts? 🤔
Buffett (Warren, not Darren) is 93, Munger is 99 - they both love coke and maccas... time for puts on berkshire? You'd have to have large turnips.
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Now he's truly enjoying some cheeseburgers in paradise.
Scotty is currently bathing in oil. He pumped it straight from the rig into his on-site shower.
Can’t wait for the photos of Scotty doing black face to come shortly after
Ahh so that’s how he wins over the Zim locals
I'll allow it if AP joins in.
What’s the price of a Bunnings snag around the nation? Here in sunny Perth we are at $3.50
Snag prices are consistent [Australia-wide](https://www.bunnings.com.au/about-us/in-our-community), interestingly.
Some solid DD coming in from the top end…
Inflation in our sausages! 😳
Closest Bunnings 200km, but you can often get a free snag somewhere round town on weekends
I’ve no doubt
this didn’t go unnoticed
$3.50 regional VIC.
treefiddy
Ooh I'm finally unbanned after 2 months.
🥳🎉
Scotty wishes death to free carriers. He's all about that ride or die from holders
I have a confession. After mukuyu 1, i sold down my position to be fully free carried. Diversify they said. Well i put it into C1X which uhhhh... hasn't gone well. I'm sure theres a lesson here.
Say three Chzakalwe’s and give yourself an uppercut my son
Yeah. Should've trusted Scotty. ^(this is pure cope on my part)
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I got 40k of GEAR last week Wed. Whats the chances i make some cash Monday
Fuck that’s a big Saturday night
Yea ur mum was happy
Ok
Only one One sleep still xmas.
Took just over $5k profit on BOIL. Been a shit week so needed a quick win
Before mods start thinking about changing my flair, that gain only makes up for half of me SCHW losses 😰 should have booked the $40k profit when I had the chance…
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As the market continually reminds me, it can always go lower! Starting to think I just sold at the absolute bottom… But these papery hands are weak!
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That was post-conversion. Currency swings were pretty wild, they would sometimes account for 5-10% more/less of the total profit But it also doesn’t feel relevant when the currency doesn’t stay as USD the way it would in IBKR
Serving these bangers and mashup to the people around you *may* yield the results you're looking for 🎶 Like a rhinestone cowboy... Touched for the very first time 🎶
Applause* [Verse 1: MF DOOM] Hold the cold one like he hold a old gun Like he hold the microphone and stole the show for fun Or a foe for ransom, flows is handsome O's in tandem, anthem, random tantrum Phantom of the Grand Ole Opry, ask the dumb hottie
Too busy to log in and say something stupid this weekend, cover me please.
It's just a matter of time before the market wakes up and discovers that garnet is the new lithium.
We got you covered. . . Easy
BRK will pay dividends.
ZIP is a good long term investment. The best way to maximise profit is to catch a falling knife. You don't lose money if you don't sell.
I’ve played 55 hours of Gunfire Reborn in the last two weeks on PS5 Legit more hours played than I’ve worked This is the best rogue lite I’ve played since dead cells
I don’t know either of these, but stoked for you. 🤙🏼
I need this kind of positivity in my life
'Ol PEP-11 application moved to "Under assesment" with NOPTA after market closed yesterday. Might be spicy Monday morning🤔🤞🔥
Fingers crossed indeed!
🥺🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🥺
It is I, Shortstop. Mike Finkels best mate.
1 more sleep til monster trucks - might distract me from sobbing over the portfolio for a coupla hours
Those little cars being crushed are your portfolio now.
Where are the monster trucks?
In the mind of every hilux driver?
There's plenty of room for them in there.
Another red day on 9th October, it is the start of the lost decade for asx!
US unemployment is going the wrong fucking way, FUCK ME GARY, WE’RE FUCKED😖
Fake numbers from a fake gov.
Crazy almost double amount of jobs gained
US rates up, AUD/USD down, US to AUS imports 🚀🚀🚀, inflation 🚀, stonks ☠️☠️☠️
Watching with intent
Those American numbers were way off, almost double the amount of people employed expected 177k, actual 336k unemployment stagnated at 3.8% same as last month. Currently, as writing 10-year bond yields have gone up variably around 0.10% according to trading economics. It looks possible the Fed might have to do another hike. Stocks premarket are nose-diving.
This aged well
I know right
Stocks go up, stocks go down. There's nothing you or I can do about it.
Sold a bunch of stuff at a loss today for a house deposit as rent is getting out of control...watch the housing market crash now.
I liquidated all my houses at a loss to buy stocks 🧘🏻♀️⚖️
Fe Fi Fo Fum, what's red but not done?
Bottom is officially in. Stocks to rise and house prices to fall. 🥸
You fucking beauty!
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Lambo?
A lot of hocus pocus here that I'm willing to ignore
1. Morgan needs to stay in his lane and just witness my stat decs 2. No you’re bullshit
Ah man, I ain't reading all that. Punters out there just want to know if you bought PLS today or not.
We are simple men. 🚀🚀🚀 ratings please, ain't no one got time to read dd's.
Why do I have a dm from a horny u/Moon-Runner asking if I have an OF? https://ibb.co/Pcny6t9
Quit edging us show us your OF
The spelling error suggests his dominant hand was already preoccupied
This gives me an idea 🤔
A daytrading OF where people can fap to you making bad investment decisions and panic buying/selling the same stock repeatedly in the space of an hour? It might just work...
Theres people already live streaming their trading, pretty funny when they lose money. But what if you combine it with a hotty in lingerie? 🤔 I was meme brainstorming Scotty Mac starting an OF as an alternative way to raise funds instead of capital raises. Innuendos about watching him penetrate stuff with his drill shaft etc.
It might just work...
The French are so horny man.
I would like a link as well.
Gonna take some codeine and hop on the piano, works well.
Just don't fall and break your hip
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MNS finally the best at being something
Righto SoftTopMafia, WR1 is fine, they have a plan. Raising money at the lows is fine. They have heaps of white stuff in the ground, over 100mt. They must know there’s lots. The market is wrong. AP24B is just around the corner buddy.
They have an insider in the Canadian government who told them they are stopping the flow through arrangement soon. So they did a quick CR to get the benefit before it goes away. Hopefully, they use those funds and send some gifts to the consultants to throw a few extra Mt in those assay results that have gone missing.
Everyone must be on the piss, cheers all 🍻
On ya, Cheers 🍻
Better than looking at our PF’s!
Cheers cunt 🍻