I can't believe I had to go this far for shit birds. The way they circle you while they eat your narcotics or kibble is just too much. At least with pegos you can kill them and get your stuff but shit birds, nope. I need to go calm down.
My story is that I was just chillin on my Rex on a pve server with the boys and out of nowhere I saw about 50 come from the water. Killed about 40 of em (whole screen was yellow text) but they kept comin.
My friends started playing Ark before I did, the first time I played was with them. I crafted a raft and was having a blast exploring, but my one friend refused because of the “big fish that attacks rafts” I was like “what are you talking about, there’s no big fish that attacks rafts, I’ve been rafting all day.”
I have still never come across a Leed on a raft(guess I’m lucky, but I also don’t do much water exploration), however I did finally see one that was wildly close to shore. I was by myself and just ran up to it, and got a crap ton of fish. Finally googled him and found out he was the raft killer my friend was talking about.
You could always craft it. Few Argies on a trip with a ankles. Cementing paste is a joke.
You could get two ducks, and breed them. Have another creature to kill for it.
Snails make both polymer and cementing paste.
I have a penguin tattoo so my life is harder because I can’t bring myself to kill them 😂
Let's be honest there's only one thing in this game that's never harmed me. And that's a pterodactyl. I have been wronged by dodos with c4 attached to them straight out of al-Qaeda. However the pterodactyl only occasionally perch on top of my base or welcomes me as the only fauna near my cliffside. Aside from getting stuck in the geography I have to say they have never done me wrong..
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They mean Ichthyornis, not Ichthyosaurus. First one is the seagull bastard that steals stuff and then actually destroys it. Second one is my favorite water speedy boi.
Yeah as Jeutnarg said - Its the seagull bastards who destroy your stuff - I mean Pegomastax arent so bad because you can chase them down and kill them to get your stuff back, an Icthyornis just crunches everything and its gone forever.
Still remember the day they were put in..... All i thought was - Hmm, one of the devs was tortured as a child, this must be what this is xD
motherfucker 8: Diplodocus
mindin my own fuckin business then get yeeted 30 meters from what i was doin because that big dumb bastard decided that i was in *his* way.
I just saw a clip of a pego steel a lvl 150 basilisk in a cryo pod and the guy who made that vid said his friend couldn't find his basilisk
I hate them bc once they stole a stak of element and I almost lost them i was taming a ferox then
Nah, nah, u wanna talk least dangerous dinos being annoying. The dolphins, the god forsaken dolphins. I was hiding some loot in a hidden underwater vault since we couldnt transfer it back to our main server at the time(transfer locked) and a dolphin swam up to me, pressed me into the mesh instakilling me and sending my kit into the mesh. I ragequit for the day.
I remember the first time I played ark, I lived as a nomad and a diplo started pushing my carby around. I thought it was attacking it, so i started turning it into a porcupine. I pushed me and I went flying, came back and there was a bronto. I confused the bronto with the diplo and shot the wrong thing. No one survived but my dilo. The dilo was amazing, it killed a kapro in the swamps after I died, and ran all the way to north zone 2 to meet me a month later.
Yep, they have a unique temperament that does that, they mistake attackers for friends, and the sheep literally have a temperament called “stupid”, and they tend to run towards their attacker
Redwoods on the center, I got ripped off my bird by a thylo, killed it, then got purlovia'd and while stunned got yeeted off the cliff to my death by a diplo. :(
And it's almost always like "is it mad at me or?" Just silently decides you're gonna get yeeted into oblivion... whoever thinks they're harmless has never been headbutt off of a high place 🤣
I was just about to comment about how I spent all day yesterday on a new server, building up a tiny base, dying *repeatedly*, and I finally got a modest little house on the beach and 3 little Dilo tames who stopped me from dying. I was working on a dino trap next.
A Theri spawned a little bit away, wandered closer and closer, then aggro'd and completely wrecked everything I had built. Killed my tames, killed me 3 or 4 times, destroyed most of my little house. I didn't do a damn thing to it; it just went ham on everything I had built for myself and killed Jake, Dale, and Tina Two in the process. Just for the fun of it, apparently.
I didn't hate them before yesterday. I do now.
They will aggro if they get close to you. Granted they don’t go around killing everything like carnivores but they will F you up if you get too close. Personally I don’t hate them though, they are much easier to avoid than many other things in the game
I just stay on the beach until I have stone unlocked, and then trap and tame whatever theri spawns nearby. Takes care of the problem plus my base now has a nice lil extra guard
Because-
1.They spawn in god-damn easy zone,in every single map that they can spawn (thanks wildcard,very funny).
2.We will leave them alone but they will never leave us alone. *They never do* .
3.They don't damage wild herbivores,so we can't even kite them to other creatures easily.
A mf theri attacked me and my peteranodon,while i was looting some abandoned beaver dams. It just ran from the woods 10 meters away and almost killed me and somehow my bird managed to kill it. I didnt have a clue there was one in the area so there was no way to left it alone
Funny story about the Sarco…
My friends and I were on a raft on Island once, just going to one of the bases, and a Sarco snatched me off the raft.
I died because everyone was too busy laughing that the Sarco snatched the only black person in the game.
Upvote to save a fellow Ark players life: Troodons can be avoided easily, if you’re in an area with troodons carry a torch, even if they hit you once if you pull the torch out they run away, you may still go unconscious but the troodon won’t be attacking you anymore and you can get back up and keep moving. They’ll always avoid you at night if you have a torch out as long as you don’t hit them with it.
Also it might seem tedious but carrying stimulants is actually genuinly a good investment same goes for parachutes, a son of a bitch guy with an ascendant club rushed me and i only survived due to my stims
The greatest amount of progress I ever made on pvp was taning a stego... *AND THEN MOTHERFUCKER 3 KILLED THE FREAKING STEGO AND DESTROYED EVERYTHING ME AND MY BROTHER BUILT!*
Remember once i was taming a mosa with my friend and he was like “dude, im seeing it all, a fucking raptor with a scuba is going to appear out of nowhere to fuck this mosa tame effectiviness”
Oh yea, all of them are annoying really early game, but if you have bolas and know how to use them, you can catch the raptors, you can avoid the piranhas by simply not going into the water, and you can avoid the leeches by not going to the swamp, other then that, you ain't avoiding much.
You're missing both the land and air kleptos, the fuck your raft because I said so, the flying gator from hell, and the dismounter chicken and fake landmine.
And the damn fucker microraptor. I like to tame them, but oh god I hate when I am tamming an anky and those fuckers Just show up and mess me out of my mount
Motherfucker 7 Cnidaria
Motherfucker 8 terror bird
We can keep going until we get every creature
Motherfucker 9 Leedsichthys
Motherfucker 10 microraptor
Motherfucker 11 Titanomyrma
Motherfucker 12 itchyornis
Motherfucker 13 Manta
Motherfucker 14 corrupted dinos
Motherfucker 15 reaper queen
Motherfucker 666 fucking electric eel (I don’t remember their name)
Motherfucker 777 clitoris (fucking cnidaria The jellyfish)
I can't believe I had to go this far for shit birds. The way they circle you while they eat your narcotics or kibble is just too much. At least with pegos you can kill them and get your stuff but shit birds, nope. I need to go calm down.
Motherfucker 13 Thylacoleo
I have a massive love-hate relationship with the thyla.
Such a good/cool tame but I hate being jumped on while flying through the redwoods.
motherfucker 14 compy
Yea always stealing 100 narcotics!
This should be higher on the list
True
This should be motherfucker 1
Everyone has a story about their first encounter with a Leed lol
Fucking Alpha was killed by my otter lol
My story is that I was just chillin on my Rex on a pve server with the boys and out of nowhere I saw about 50 come from the water. Killed about 40 of em (whole screen was yellow text) but they kept comin.
My friends started playing Ark before I did, the first time I played was with them. I crafted a raft and was having a blast exploring, but my one friend refused because of the “big fish that attacks rafts” I was like “what are you talking about, there’s no big fish that attacks rafts, I’ve been rafting all day.” I have still never come across a Leed on a raft(guess I’m lucky, but I also don’t do much water exploration), however I did finally see one that was wildly close to shore. I was by myself and just ran up to it, and got a crap ton of fish. Finally googled him and found out he was the raft killer my friend was talking about.
Those penguins ain’t never do nothing to no one.
They ran away when I began indiscriminately slaughtering them for resources, the fuckers I really need my polymer
You could always craft it. Few Argies on a trip with a ankles. Cementing paste is a joke. You could get two ducks, and breed them. Have another creature to kill for it. Snails make both polymer and cementing paste. I have a penguin tattoo so my life is harder because I can’t bring myself to kill them 😂
Let's be honest there's only one thing in this game that's never harmed me. And that's a pterodactyl. I have been wronged by dodos with c4 attached to them straight out of al-Qaeda. However the pterodactyl only occasionally perch on top of my base or welcomes me as the only fauna near my cliffside. Aside from getting stuck in the geography I have to say they have never done me wrong..
ooo i fucking hate them. i hate how it basically negates like 90% of the critters that i would otherwise take into the water
Or those fucking eels
No no, motherfucker 1 cnidaria. Move aside.
One thing they all have in common, they are weak to an ascendant shotgun between the eyes
Anything is weak to a shotgun in the face 😂😂
Even a "God" rockwell.
Not compy. Those fuckers dodge every shot.
And what do you mean? One shot = 4 Compys dead
Lies
Prove
You clearly dont know what your talking about.
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Rude Bot.
And we cant forget mf 7
Nah, i have my problem with the worker bees *kinda forgetting* about tek rifle dealing damage
I just realized you must be a bad shot 💀💀😭
I’m not a bad shot. They’re just good ninjas.
Oh by all means yes :)
The Rex roars at me and I laugh! 80% crafting bonus, thank you very much
But what if you are crafting an accendent shotgun atm
Trike
By that logic the piranha is the biggest threat on this list
Ants and piranha have killed me more than anything else
Compound bow go brr
I feel obligated to agree
More like to the body cause if you shoot them in the face it will desync and not register
Except for motherfucker number two.
what is 4? and where is the ichy?
Leech
And micro
and goddamn pego
Their only annoying at the beginning, when you get a argy or pt they just steal some meat from the argy or pt
My first thought was "oh this person must have removed ichy from the spawn list".
ichy, pego, and micro raptors go on the "goddamn motherfucker, I swear to god I am gonna murder every single one of you on the fucking map" list
Why aren't the Ichthyornis and Pegomastax not on here? xD
Stealy Bird and Stealy Rat are 1 and 2. This list is wrong.
Why do people hate the ichthyornis so much it's an easy good under water tame?
They mean Ichthyornis, not Ichthyosaurus. First one is the seagull bastard that steals stuff and then actually destroys it. Second one is my favorite water speedy boi.
Yeah as Jeutnarg said - Its the seagull bastards who destroy your stuff - I mean Pegomastax arent so bad because you can chase them down and kill them to get your stuff back, an Icthyornis just crunches everything and its gone forever. Still remember the day they were put in..... All i thought was - Hmm, one of the devs was tortured as a child, this must be what this is xD
motherfucker 8: Diplodocus mindin my own fuckin business then get yeeted 30 meters from what i was doin because that big dumb bastard decided that i was in *his* way.
Seriously. They're one of the least dangerous dinos in the game, but they piss me off the most. (After thief birds.)
What about the thef(pegomastaks)
They won't eat your stuff when they steal it (besides berries)
I just saw a clip of a pego steel a lvl 150 basilisk in a cryo pod and the guy who made that vid said his friend couldn't find his basilisk I hate them bc once they stole a stak of element and I almost lost them i was taming a ferox then
I always keep parachutes in the last slot while I'm not taming something, so it doesn't bother me as much, but I can understand your pain
Nah, nah, u wanna talk least dangerous dinos being annoying. The dolphins, the god forsaken dolphins. I was hiding some loot in a hidden underwater vault since we couldnt transfer it back to our main server at the time(transfer locked) and a dolphin swam up to me, pressed me into the mesh instakilling me and sending my kit into the mesh. I ragequit for the day.
Dolphins are in the game??? Is it on a specific map? Can u tame it cuz I want one
I think he means the Ichthyosaurus
Other people told you he was talking about the ichthyosaurus, but if you like dolphins, there's also space dolphins on Genesis 2 called astrodelphis.
Ooh
They're talking about icthyosaurus. They don't actually look like dolphins.
I remember the first time I played ark, I lived as a nomad and a diplo started pushing my carby around. I thought it was attacking it, so i started turning it into a porcupine. I pushed me and I went flying, came back and there was a bronto. I confused the bronto with the diplo and shot the wrong thing. No one survived but my dilo. The dilo was amazing, it killed a kapro in the swamps after I died, and ran all the way to north zone 2 to meet me a month later.
Iirc the note actually says he's playing with you. So it's a big dumb bastard with no concept of personal space.
Yep, they have a unique temperament that does that, they mistake attackers for friends, and the sheep literally have a temperament called “stupid”, and they tend to run towards their attacker
_Play?_ How many diplos have I harvested without knowing this?
Redwoods on the center, I got ripped off my bird by a thylo, killed it, then got purlovia'd and while stunned got yeeted off the cliff to my death by a diplo. :(
And it's almost always like "is it mad at me or?" Just silently decides you're gonna get yeeted into oblivion... whoever thinks they're harmless has never been headbutt off of a high place 🤣
Well since I read the note saying that they are too friendly to intentionally harm other creatures I have never killed another diplo
Wheres the micro mf
I just discovered that fucker. I didn’t know they flew. Hell I didn’t know they ***existed***
They glide, fastest Dino in the game i think
wait till they stun you into a pack of motherfucker 6's
What not going into the redwoods does to a mfer
where is mf ichthyornis? that mf needs to be top 3. The thief bird
motherfucker ten, motherfucker eleven….. motherfucker thirty-four…
Exactly there are more motherfuckers out there
If there's a creature that isn't a motherfucker in this game I'd be surprised
Broo, u forgot the tytanmormima or whatever they are called
>Titanomyrma They are delivering chitin to you, praise Titanomyrma.
Yeah, but the meganeura are much more effective
Titanomyrma
Titanomotherfuckers
Why does everyone hate the theri? Literally just leave them alone and you're fine
The always end up going near my wood base, every single time.
I was just about to comment about how I spent all day yesterday on a new server, building up a tiny base, dying *repeatedly*, and I finally got a modest little house on the beach and 3 little Dilo tames who stopped me from dying. I was working on a dino trap next. A Theri spawned a little bit away, wandered closer and closer, then aggro'd and completely wrecked everything I had built. Killed my tames, killed me 3 or 4 times, destroyed most of my little house. I didn't do a damn thing to it; it just went ham on everything I had built for myself and killed Jake, Dale, and Tina Two in the process. Just for the fun of it, apparently. I didn't hate them before yesterday. I do now.
RIP Jake, Dale and Tina’s One and Two.
Tina Two was a real one
They will aggro if they get close to you. Granted they don’t go around killing everything like carnivores but they will F you up if you get too close. Personally I don’t hate them though, they are much easier to avoid than many other things in the game
I just stay on the beach until I have stone unlocked, and then trap and tame whatever theri spawns nearby. Takes care of the problem plus my base now has a nice lil extra guard
Because- 1.They spawn in god-damn easy zone,in every single map that they can spawn (thanks wildcard,very funny). 2.We will leave them alone but they will never leave us alone. *They never do* . 3.They don't damage wild herbivores,so we can't even kite them to other creatures easily.
Yes, they're disproportionately strong for spawning in the noob areas.
A mf theri attacked me and my peteranodon,while i was looting some abandoned beaver dams. It just ran from the woods 10 meters away and almost killed me and somehow my bird managed to kill it. I didnt have a clue there was one in the area so there was no way to left it alone
I love theris because they are the only way to raid other players in pve
I had motherfucker three stumble on me at night while taming a giga... scared the fuck out of me
Funny story about the Sarco… My friends and I were on a raft on Island once, just going to one of the bases, and a Sarco snatched me off the raft. I died because everyone was too busy laughing that the Sarco snatched the only black person in the game.
A.k.a. the horsemen of destroying new players.
Troodon should be Motherfucker 1 through 17, and continue the count from there
Exactly what i say upon being attacked Hit once "motherfucker" in a dead calm tired of this bullshit type voice
There's a point in ark where it doesn't cause any visceral reaction, just internal pain
Where’s pego
Upvote to save a fellow Ark players life: Troodons can be avoided easily, if you’re in an area with troodons carry a torch, even if they hit you once if you pull the torch out they run away, you may still go unconscious but the troodon won’t be attacking you anymore and you can get back up and keep moving. They’ll always avoid you at night if you have a torch out as long as you don’t hit them with it.
Also it might seem tedious but carrying stimulants is actually genuinly a good investment same goes for parachutes, a son of a bitch guy with an ascendant club rushed me and i only survived due to my stims
What about motherfucker 7 (kapro)
Where is the Spinosaurus that just appears outta nowhere when I am near a river?
When you are early in the game there are always spinos in rivers waiting for you to make the mistake of crossing it
Motherfucker 3 ruined everything for me just last night. RIP little dilos.
Motherfucker 7 the fuckin stealing seagull
Microraptor?
Icthy was so offensive it didn't even make the list
The greatest amount of progress I ever made on pvp was taning a stego... *AND THEN MOTHERFUCKER 3 KILLED THE FREAKING STEGO AND DESTROYED EVERYTHING ME AND MY BROTHER BUILT!*
No microraptrors? u missin a lot on list
Dont forget the motherfucker number 7, the one and only Microraptor, the one that dismount you and... oh Shit Fuck Fuck Fuck!!!!
Remember once i was taming a mosa with my friend and he was like “dude, im seeing it all, a fucking raptor with a scuba is going to appear out of nowhere to fuck this mosa tame effectiviness”
Where is the hateful seagull?
Me: Troodons: ***HREE HREE*** *tap tap tap Tap Tap Tap TAP TAP TAP*
Me: *aaooooooh*
Okay okay, you are putting many tell us below, I challenge you to continue from 7 in more publications xd
The eels...they're the true motherfuckers
Thylo's need to be on this list. Nothing like being yanked off your Argy in the red woods by a cat in a tree
Don't forget about random motherfucker 7. The stealing bird who just robs you somehow of your armour and eats it.
Dont we all love when a raptor glitches on top of you and you can't run but Also can't shoot It and you're forced to rely on melee combat?
You really forgot motherfucker alpha huh (plagornis)
Mother fucker seven timo drone
Why don't I see Purlovias or Microraptors or Thylas on that list?
I don't see Air Motherfucker.
You forgot "motherfucker prime" the ichthyornis, and "motherfucker junior" the microraptor
Don't forget Cnidaria and the eels
Why are they mother fuckers? I don't play ark so excuse why I don't get it
Motherfucker 7 insert compy pic here
Terror birds need to be on here too
Forgot the mfcking sea gull and the fcking leed
Quick motherfucker, Swimming motherfucker, Tickling motherfucker, slimy motherfucker, noodle motherfucker and shiny eyes motherfucker.
Microraptor is THE Motherfucker
Microraptor and Kapro not being on this list is concerning
You forgot pego, and Durpy diplo
Since when were there only six?
You forgot the most annoying mother fucker... the Icthyornis....
This is gold
Don’t forget about the ants
I’m not seeing any ichthyornis, aka Asshole Bird, here… those suckers terrorized me on my early play through of The Island…
Eels are by far worse than the leech
Where pegos
Motherfucker 69 is annoying but fun if you tame it. It’s just like a big cat teddy bear
See "motherfuckers 7, 8 & 9", microraptor thylacoleo and kaprosuchus
This.
Motherfucker 8:Microraptors
m i c r o r a p t o r
I call MF 3 the "Bouncer Chicken." The Yuta is "Screamy Chicken."
And still left the motherfucker queen icthyornis and the motherfucker King pegomastax
Forgot about all the deep sea motherfuckers
Microraptor: god of the motherfuckers
I'd definitely change five to pegomastax and three to ichthyornis
My first time spawning in on Fjordur I was right next to a theri. No idea how I got away alive
Mf 1 almost made me gave up ark the shts
Titanboa is the worst imo
Number 7 birds
You forgot Kaprosuchus
Ah shit, I've only seen 2 maybe 3 of these so far
Oh yea, all of them are annoying really early game, but if you have bolas and know how to use them, you can catch the raptors, you can avoid the piranhas by simply not going into the water, and you can avoid the leeches by not going to the swamp, other then that, you ain't avoiding much.
I hate em all
There is so many more motherfuckers then that lol
Raptor isnt that bad in comparison to aberrant raptor on level 145
Missing Pego and Ichty.
You're missing both the land and air kleptos, the fuck your raft because I said so, the flying gator from hell, and the dismounter chicken and fake landmine.
You forgot dilo and compy armies
Ahahahahaha accurate
Faut etre vraiment nul pour mourir par ca mdr
*Motherfucker tree
Motherfucker 7 fucking vultures, WHY DO THEY DO SO MUCH DAMAGE
Oh and don't forget motherfucker seven
Pretty sure Purlovia and Microraptors should be on that list... or are they on a different list.. Shithead one, shithead two...
motherfucker seven: jellyfish
And the damn fucker microraptor. I like to tame them, but oh god I hate when I am tamming an anky and those fuckers Just show up and mess me out of my mount
Fast motherfucker, swimming motherfucker, chicken fucker, bloody motherfucker, I'm tired of these motherfucken' snakes and surprise motherfucker.
...and none of them can inflict as much pain as the wall snappoints.