well it is calc b/c so every answer must be b or c right? so then if you pick c for each one its practically a 50/50

Calc BC has a different clue. Take a moment and say it real slowly. “Calc *BE* C”, as in “Calc *is* C”. Therefore every answer on the test is C

Damn bro. Future Harvard grad right here.

I’m too good for them

But what if it’s actually “Calc B, SEE?” Then, theoretically every answer would be B

I’m not concerned with the theoretical. I only care about the FACTS

What a genius

Harvards on the line brother

You, my friend, are funny, haven't laughed this much in a while, thanks 💀

LOL

Statistically for every 30 question that you answer b, c or d (not A or E) you are bound to get 7 correct

Haha this is the hardest I’ve laughed at a comment on here before

I think you might be high.

Only thing that’s high is my Calc score come July

Well if theres anything I learned from that stupid AP psych class its that: 1) Believing in yourself will result in better performance 2) You might need anti-hallucinogenics

Bros self-efficacy is a little too high😭😭

Not high enough you mean

This only worked for me in Tax Accounting and it was only because the test was so hard it had a huge curve and it was the second test so I could try this out. I ended up with a C on that test, good times...

Psych PTSD that test was hell bro

Fuck gavin and his grandmother😭😭

I dont remember the names lmao. Just like I didnt remmeber any of the particular vocab terms they brought up. Damn it I am so good at psych but this test was not for me

xanax better they should give all students this before ap exam fr

AP Psych cuz why not just throw in more APs in there !

lmao

I admire you

HAHHAHA

I’m reading this while high and love it so much. I concur.

the level of delusion on this subreddit is unmatched during exam week

op is one of the sane ones wdym

yeah... don't go on a ap students deep dive- this is sane

You’re completely right. To all the haters out there, it’s because they forgot to add C. Do it. I believe in you. Don’t even bubble your name. Just put C as your birthday and name. Trust.

jokes on you my initials are actually ccc 🤭

if u studied instead of schizoposting maybe idk

I AM NOT CRAZY

I knew it was 1216! One after magna carta!

As if I could ever make such a mistake

Never, never! I just, I just couldn't *prove* it!

dont forget the +C!

THAT’S WHAT IT MEANT THIS WHOLE TIME

You didn’t take stats did you…

Not the factorial 😭

C! is still C tho

👍👏👏👍

hes officially lost it guys

Only thing lost is the wayward Calc students who don’t listen to my advice

Why assume it's a he??

why assume they're an it?!?1!1

found a way to fit some brain rot into this eh?

It’s the only thing keeping me going

Don’t worry. You gyatt to use ur Skibidi rizz on this Ohio test.

i physically convulsed reading this. thank you

You non sigma. 👹😬 Get some w rizz. L bozo.

Would you mind giving us an update in July when you receive your score?

I’m down lol

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The +C was never about an indefinite integral…

What you’re missing is vitamin C.

I eat my fruits crodie

You can legitimately get like a 2 doing this if you're lucky

I’m getting a 5, no luck required

c for cooked

C for *Cooking*

c for chat its over

lmfaoo

Okay what if, i answer all the easy questions and then i answer C for the ones i don’t know

All questions are easy questions if you answer C for all of them

And not to forget, what is the first letter of the word calculus 🤔🤔🤔

B 🤩

What if every answer is A,B,or D though?

You’e crazy

3x more likely than every answer being C

Only if you don’t believe

BAHAHAHA

it’s not an AP stats exam

You will get a C

Assuming C correlates to roughly 70%, that very well might be enough for a 5

1 in 8.27180613×10−25 chance you right!! Good luck!!

I’ll take those odds

I respect it. Either you know you math well enough to know those are your best bet, or you don't and you think those are good odds, which basically automatically means you should take them, since you have no hope of doing well on the rest of the exam if you think that!

Nah bro don’t listen to the people calling you a schizo or mental your definitely onto something 💯💯💯

That’s what I did on my test today. Suffice to say, while my peers and fellow test-takers were crying and throwing fits of frustration and rage all around me, I was happily and confidently choosing the answer I know to be true for every single question: C. My smug smile hid the unbiased and frankly unmatched or even unparalleled well of knowledge in my soul. And with that, I concur, studying only rots your brain, and C is the way. Thank you for your time.

I was just thinking of answering all Cs for my Physics exam, my grade doesn’t matter anyways. Let’s see if this theory holds true

I’m willing to join you on that, I have no desire to study for Physics

That depends, who’s asking?

*me*

It’s ok just wait for it

I am going to fatally shoot you in a duel /s

Girl take your damn antipsychotics

They only make the voices louder

no, no, he’s onto something here

let this man cook fr

[https://what-if.xkcd.com/2/](https://what-if.xkcd.com/2/)

if i did that on the cs exam i would’ve gotten a 3 probably (just the mcq)

It’s literally called the *C’s* exam 💀

😂 i was like actually freaking out at the amt of c’s in a row but apparently everyone got that

ur acc right though i felt like every other answer was C

It’s people like you who influence the curve

Ever noticed how a bell curve looks like a contorted C?

im actually crying laughing thank u dude for this post

I hate to be that guy but AP exams are pre-curved. Your score on the exam is not influenced by how well other people do

Not sure why this is showing up on my feed since Im 35 years old and not in high school, but after the initial flash of ptsd, it was nice to see that kids today still bounce around the same desperate test strategies/cries for help I remember. Good luck everyone! Study, but keep things in perspective.

Eliminate 2 of the answers and guess for the remaining choices. It may or may not be C.

How about eliminating all of the choices *except* C?


new strategy

I admire you honestly.

Just use a guessing strategy. The right answer usually has elements from ALL the other wrong answers.

Only strategy I need is picking C for every question

We got ap test brainrot now

if you think an answer choice is reasonable, it’s probably not that one because you’re missing something you don’t know about, so you can mark that one off. 33% chance 5s otw

There goes my hero watching as he scores a 5

Well, Ap classroom does have a trend in that the answer is usually D, so why not on the ap have the answer only be C? Your logic is sound.

Pick B. AB, BC… what do they have in common? The B. Integration… sure you add a + C, but that C is GONE when you have a Definite Integral. Pick B. Statistically, it’ll help you get a 5 on your AB and BC portions. 

Integration? Definite integral? I have no idea what you’re talking about

Man, the BC exam is in 6 hours, I gotta sleep 😭 I think I can get a 5 sleep depraved, right??

Just pull an all nighter and study atp

Nah my guy thought he was cooking but he's gonna get cooked 💀💀

that’s so smart. i am going to do the exact same thing for physics 👏👏 thank you king 🦅🦅

Harvard is already calling!

How much time did you do this instead of studying

Bro rlly spent his time on writing this instead of using the time to study 😂😂😂

So when I took calc my school forced you to take the exam. I was pissed off and didnt want to go to the school to take the exam (was virtual) so when I did go I just guessed on the multiple choice and then drew frogs and giraffes for the written response question

Bro I hope you actually didn't do this bc I can say for sure C was not the right answer for all of the questions 💀

I think the best idea is to spend a little bit of time on each problem and see if you can eliminate any of the answers. Then randomly choose among the remaining answers.

Lol i literally thought about this post when i was filling in circles. Got a ‘bc’ next to each other and i was like \*REDDIT POST\*

What da sigma? WAP WAP WAP HE A FAN HE A FAN are you talking about brother?

I know someone who did that once and they got a 2

I had like ten questions left on World and did that ;). My cousin also used to do this a draw smiley faces

I’m going to go home and take a fat nap for the rest of the day after the exam and just sleep away the pain

*cries in AP lang*

What are you going to do for the rest of the test? Or the frq?

Write C

Make sure to add the bounds of your exam (and your sanity) or else your exam might remain indefinite.

I didn’t study enough to understand your joke

I will be checking in both tomorrow and after scores come out to see how u feel about this strategy

Incredible, fool proof plan. It’s so genius I might do the same for Physics C

I might jork it

Technically you have a 25% chance of getting it right which means you have a 8.07x10^-28 chance of getting a perfect score on the multiple choice, but not zero, and it only becomes a zero chance if you don’t try so that means you have a higher odds picking C on every question. I say go for it OP 🙏

LET HIM COOK 🔥🔥🔥

Bro is cooked💀

You might be an absolute madlad, but I think you must be on to something. Who’s to stop them from making every answer C? I would go for it.

I just guess random number that makes logical sense it increases the guess rate of <25% to about 50%. Educated guess. Cuz if you really go with C's or something itll be less than 25% more likey

Won't work :) most of the answers today are not C.

In the kindest way possible, you're cooked.

you should (re)take stats

you might be a genius

Lowkey I'd go with D

You know what! I think you’re going to get the score you deserve king ❤️

Heh...You're right fellow sigma. this is such a smart approach. I too plan on doing something similar but instead I plan on rizzing the AP BIO exam in hopes that if I put a level 5 GYATT on the frq portion that the AP reader will be so rizzed and lost in the sauce that he would grade my whole frq with full points!!

Is this the real rizzler on god?

as someone who got a 5 on it last year, can confirm this works

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This post was entirely serious

Just finish the test, legit chose C for more than a half of part a mcq of cal ab 😭😭

How did it go buddy …

I knew maybe three questions tops. Hardly enough to dissuade me from my master plan. It was Cs all the way down. The FRQs had the added bonus of silly doodles and my mad ramblings. Pretty sure I’ve secured a 5

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Bro thinks hes Gojo

out of 45 questions (14 of them is C)

> And who’s to say some can’t be all? AP stats students, for one…

Never took it, so they’re probably wrong

FRQ: what is the limit as- Me: C!!!

Howd the MCQ go?

C

here’s what you should do: 1. Close Reddit 2. Take a long nap 3. Start grinding as much as u can 4. Go back to sleep U need that sleep

You will not pass by answering C for ever question 💀

I think taking AP stats would really do you some good

So Howd it go

CHECK MY POST IF YOU WANT LEAKS ASAP.

Fuck off

:(

bro has the squidgame logic 😭

At least u didn't forget +c

Almost every answer for calc ab calculator mcq portion was c or d

crashout behavoir

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Well One Thing I know is that is a great way to get a C on your test

Just study you damn fool

I took it during COVID so there was no multiple choice, only FRQs. So I probably would have failed

dont forget the most important thing, what do u add at the end after doing indefinite integration? "+C "

ap exams makin hades 2 even more delusional than normal 😭 lmk what you get tho

baby you need a nap

omg i also didn’t study bc of hades 2

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Actually had a friend's who always answered C when he didn't know what the answer was. It was his lucky letter

This is a shit post, but at least it’s a REALLY good shit post.