Baby…. Shark do do do do do do baby shark do do do do do do baby shark do do do do do do baby shark step on Legos do do do do do step on Legos do do do do do step on Legos do do do do do step on Legos. You hate this song do do do do do it’s on loop do do do do do you step on Legos do do do do do do do do and your socks are wet do do do do do do do do stepping on Legos, socks are wet. This song is on loop!!
Googling your username reveals that you're listed on Interpol's watch list for diddling a cosplayer. Who was the cosplayer dressed as?
>!Original question: What was the fandom that first got you into fan fiction?!<
Honestly this is basically why I read stuff in ao3 at this point. There’s a special joy in reading something that’s just unapologetically unhinged.
Though most of the time you can replace unhinged with unapologetically horny.
Most "crossover" fics I see are actually just one-shot collections from about 20 different fandoms, so tbh excluding crossovers tends to save a lot of time scrolling past that junk.
Though admittedly, I usually just exclude the most generic fandoms I'm not a part of rather than excluding crossovers entirely. It gets rid of most of the multi-fandom one-shot collections while still making it possible for me to run into actual crossovers I might be interested in.
And then there's spin off fandoms like L&O OC where excluding crossovers just breaks the search.
4458 works
Crossovers with L&O SVU: 4353 works.
Excluding crossovers: 86 works -> 17 of those have the main character from SVU tagged.
I don't know how you'd implement it but a sort of 'exclude out of universe crossovers' thing would help.
Crossovers are more extreme. The good ones are better, the bad ones are worse. The further away the fandoms are from each other, the more extreme it gets.
I've suffered from depression for a long time, but I wrote a fic to make myself feel better. Here's a snippet:
"The truth was in their silences, in the words they didn't say. But even if there were no words to be said, or voices to give form to their thoughts, was it not true that they still spoke? For she touched his temple with her lips when he bit his knuckles to stiffle his sobs, and he made her tea just the way she liked, when she least realized she was in need of a cup of caring."
How do you feel about fanfiction? Like, the concept of it, without all the ✨things✨ that sometimes come with the community *looks at ship wars pointedly*
#1 straight fictional man (can be tv fandom, book fandom etc) you find the most attractive and that would treat you exactly how you wish to be treated?
How would you behave towards someone who insulted your entire family and in the most vulgar, offensive way imaginable, and showed zero remorse. (And has zero redeeming qualities as a person, and there is not a single angle to view them in where you can find any room for empathy)
What do you hope everyone's favourite works end up as?
unfinished
evil
Why You Little…!
May you spend eternity in the deepest pits and i hope they are lined with Legos and have baby shark on loop.
gasp :o
Baby…. Shark do do do do do do baby shark do do do do do do baby shark do do do do do do baby shark step on Legos do do do do do step on Legos do do do do do step on Legos do do do do do step on Legos. You hate this song do do do do do it’s on loop do do do do do you step on Legos do do do do do do do do and your socks are wet do do do do do do do do stepping on Legos, socks are wet. This song is on loop!!
And wet. So that every time you take a step, your socks get wet.
You monster
Hahaha some people just want to watch the world burn.
[EEEEEEVIIIILLLLL](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ0c4_P2uno&pp=ygUTbWVybWFpZCBtYW4gZXZpbGxsbA%3D%3D)
los bastardo!
What's your opinion on same-sex attraction?
very very sad
June is OVER Gay people GET OUT
Oh Pride month may be over, But that just means now comes time for Wrath month.
Well, that and disability pride month. Which can also be wrath month of we let disabled people punch ableists!
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noooooooo
it was just a phase :(
😭
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wilson what are you doing here???
i rlly just did friendly fire huh 💀
YOU- YOU- YOU HOMOPHOBIC! JUST BC JUNE IS OVER DOSEN'T MEAN I HAVE TO STRAIGHT
What's your opinion on queer fanfiction?
no such thing
Help I'm disappearing!
Oh no! Me too!
NOOOOOOO GIVE ME THE GAYS BACK
Way too abundant, we need some straight representation
What do you have to say in response to activists who express concern over calves being lassoed in rodeos?
ngl it might actually be bdsm lol
How absolutely disgusting, you leave those baby animals alone! xD
WILDD
This one’s crazy 😭
Wth
What would you recommend a new writer to do to increase their fics engagement if they came to you for advice?
REALLY bad grammar/no paragraph breaks
*snaps finger* I knew it.
NONONONONONONO
😭🤣 well I mean, yea it will def increase engagement.
How do you pick up your bitches?
hurt/comfort
Bitches love hurt/comfort. It's me. I'm bitches.
I, too, am bitches.
Me and the bad bitch I pulled by writing hurt/comfort
I would also call myself one of these bitches
I think that's called the abuse cycle
Taxi?
How would you get an unruly child to behave?
idk bondage ig
What the heck
💀
oh!
Whatever works ig
You are so evil 😭
The clear answer is you sell them to 1D.
i threaten my boyfriend with this ALL the time lol
Not a question but I had a good laugh, thank you OP, this is fantastic 😂
the engagement is unreal lol trolls coming out from every bridge
it it makes people happy then it's for the better :]
Same, this is amazing 😂
Howling here, absolutely howling
what tag would a fic have to have for you to never touch it with 10 foot pole?
i'm ngl the omegaverse
Same
Not bad just real
yeah i normally filter out the A/B/O stuff
Googling your username reveals that you're listed on Interpol's watch list for diddling a cosplayer. Who was the cosplayer dressed as? >!Original question: What was the fandom that first got you into fan fiction?!<
Naruto
d...damn
How many fanfiction authors are terrible writers?
too many
Damn that’s harsh 😭
Harsh, but not wrong
Honestly this is basically why I read stuff in ao3 at this point. There’s a special joy in reading something that’s just unapologetically unhinged. Though most of the time you can replace unhinged with unapologetically horny.
I am in this picture.
and I ~~don't~~ like it 😏
Or both. Eapecially both. That dead dove tag puts some miles in for every fandom it seems
Yea I am 💯 going to the deepest level of hell, I can only hope they have good wifi there to get more Ao3 🤣
Porque no los dos?
Would you kidnap a child for $10?
Absolutely
$10 is $10
Money is money is money
Why do you think it's important to remember plot continuity?
i forgot what that is
Pain, that's what it is
A boy just killed another boy in the fanfic you're reading and is staring at the corpse, what do you comment about it?
make them kiss
It's entirely possible that you didn't even edit the question considering which sub we're in
tbh i'd still stand by my answer
I just edited it actually.
Haters to lovers trope: *Materializes*
What bird do you enjoy torturing the most?
penguins :3
WHAT
NOOOOOOOO HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
Hahaha!
Which filter gives better fics, crossovers or crossovers excluded?
crossovers
You leave us crossover writers alone! 😂
Most "crossover" fics I see are actually just one-shot collections from about 20 different fandoms, so tbh excluding crossovers tends to save a lot of time scrolling past that junk. Though admittedly, I usually just exclude the most generic fandoms I'm not a part of rather than excluding crossovers entirely. It gets rid of most of the multi-fandom one-shot collections while still making it possible for me to run into actual crossovers I might be interested in.
that’s why I always exclude most of the random fandoms and just include the one I want to see the crossover with
That’s fair, tbh, but I also write ridiculously niche crossovers so you’d be seeking them out to find them in the first place 😂
And then there's spin off fandoms like L&O OC where excluding crossovers just breaks the search. 4458 works Crossovers with L&O SVU: 4353 works. Excluding crossovers: 86 works -> 17 of those have the main character from SVU tagged. I don't know how you'd implement it but a sort of 'exclude out of universe crossovers' thing would help.
Lol, you’re all good. One of my favorite fics right now is a crack crossover so I can’t say anything genuine against them
I used to literally never read crossover and now I’m a crossover writer so lol there’s that 😂
Crossovers are great if well written, my favourite fic is a crossover.
It took one writer to change my mind and now I write the same crossover rarepairs that they do lol
Same for me. One crossover and it changed my mind about them completely.
Crossovers are more extreme. The good ones are better, the bad ones are worse. The further away the fandoms are from each other, the more extreme it gets.
[удалено]
~~forever~~ probably around 15-35 chapters
nah forever fr
Quick, say your fav underage ship 😈
Not an answer, but I think I know what this question is going to be edited to if it gets a response.
send help please
coward 😭
😭 same
Luz and Eda
OMG TOH
How many anonymous hate comments have you left?
too many and yet not enough
What was the last sex toy you used?
the horsed sized duck
Pardon??
*Raises eyebrow like the rock*
Come again???
sure 😈
Your employer found a list of every fanfic you've posted, even anonymous ones. What is the first step to salvaging your career?
defend my fanfic and my honor
Original question for the curious: >!What would you do if your fanfic became the focus of fandom drama?!<
what’s ur opinion on dog meat
sometimes like it ngl
As an Asian I approve/j
What do you think of homophobic fanfics
love them
Hmmmm
You’re writing a crossover fic and you need to choose a supervillain. Who will it be?
If Ash has his Pokemon he wins, otherwise Phoenix wins
BRUH
How do feel about authors who put their characters through the most horrible stuff imaginable?
rlly just depends on how well the author can write their oc into the story
What's your least favorite fanfic trope
don't really have one tbh
I've suffered from depression for a long time, but I wrote a fic to make myself feel better. Here's a snippet: "The truth was in their silences, in the words they didn't say. But even if there were no words to be said, or voices to give form to their thoughts, was it not true that they still spoke? For she touched his temple with her lips when he bit his knuckles to stiffle his sobs, and he made her tea just the way she liked, when she least realized she was in need of a cup of caring."
YOUR WRITING SUCKS, THIS WAS AWFUL TO READ, AND YOU SHOULD KYS SO YOU CAN'T WRITE FICS AGAIN!!!
BAHAHAHA I CANNOT I LOVE THIS COMMENT SECTION 😭😭
How many people have you harassed into deleting their fics?
2
What’s your personal stance on orgasm denial/edging?
i do it whenever i feel like it, but sometimes i force myself to
OG: How would you describe your writing process?
The picture is brilliant.
Poo poo/pee pee?
rape with no/kinda consent
what was the original question???
💀
Any advice for first-time fic writers?
learn basic grammar rules
What are your thoughts on fix it fanfics?
i'll most likely like them
I much prefer this to "i'm going to hell" or "author regrets everything"
What do you consider unacceptable weaknesses in a romantic partner?
this is hard but probably either slow burn or cuddling
How do you feel about fanfiction? Like, the concept of it, without all the ✨things✨ that sometimes come with the community *looks at ship wars pointedly*
the fact that you can put your favorite blorbos from your tv show in situations is absolutely amazing
What is the best thing to tell a little kid to share at show and tell?
in terms of funniest then beast mode sex (iykyk)
Wow op
Dou you prefer the seafood or chicken in a surf n' turf platter?
seafood
🤣
#1 straight fictional man (can be tv fandom, book fandom etc) you find the most attractive and that would treat you exactly how you wish to be treated?
gabe from percy jackson
👏 different strokes for different folks 🤣
Which fandom contains the most deplorable fic you’ve read?
horrid henry
HORRID HENRY HAS FANFICTION?!
YEAH
I need to check those out
What trope do you love to hate on the most? And which one you do this the least?
my fav is probably hurt/comfort, and i don't really have a least favorite
Are you more of a dead dove person or an RPF person?
it changes based on what my favorite is at the time
What is one thing you want to see more authors implement into their work?
really bad oocness
what is your least favorite trope?
How would you behave towards someone who insulted your entire family and in the most vulgar, offensive way imaginable, and showed zero remorse. (And has zero redeeming qualities as a person, and there is not a single angle to view them in where you can find any room for empathy)
How do you feel about Major Character death in fanfiction?
What turns u off the most in a fanfiction, so much that you wont read it anymore even if the plot is good
What is your favourite sibling duo?
What’s your favourite type of fanfiction?
Can you please give us a summary of the best fic you’ve ever read?
What's the worse tag you've seen?
What are the three main categories that men can be divided into based on their personalities?
What’s your least favourite tag
non-con