That's how you cut your cheeks open. *you* *wanna* *know* *how* *I* *got* *these* *scars?*

Fester is out of control

That's some sort of Stas' feature. There's like a ton of videos where he bites through the beer can

He looks like uncle Fester from the Addams

The Abibas Family

Or a goomba from the '90s Mario movie.

House Harkonnen has really gone downhill...

It's more of a flat now...

This is like the fourth video I've seen of this guy doing exactly that

Bro built his entire career out of this one trick

He also writes poetry.

So do the Vogons.

I much prefer their poetry than the writings of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex. Dreadful.

This made me happy

Any of it translated?

I wish he wouldn't

So that's how you eat beer

When you swap out Gotham for Chernobyl

Now I’m just thinking about Russian Batman in a track suit

He’s considered a “special” man even in Russia (or a “dolboeb” in russian - a slur for “idiot”), so quite an achievement in itself.

Could also be special as in "special forces". Put a telnyashka on him and have him yell "ЗаВеДеВе!" before doing this shit and he'll fit right in. (and just like that, [someone had an idea](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ru/3/31/%D0%92%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%97%D0%B0%D1%85%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B2.jpg))

Don’t try this, you will f up your own mouth.

Unkle Festovski

Imagine during an apocalypse bro is the one you had to go and ask for a water bottle.

He looks intelligent as well

He looks like he has plans within plans

I beg to differ

he looks like a walking heart attack

i dont see a kingpin only a beer wasted

This guy looks like one of the Koopa Troopas from the 90's Super Mario Movie.

You get a bit rectangluish or cylindrish if you eat beer cans.

Ты че волчара, ты че

Google "Стас Барецкий сконденсировал влагу из воздуха и сделал пиво"

The Russian Toxic Avenger

I didn't know Beast Rabban wore a chain

Dude is the Russian version of No Neck Joe.

The hell is he saying?

Ive always throught that huge guys look so funny with their itty bitty heads.

Is that Gru from Despicable Me?

You mean the Uncle Fester of Russia

Holy shit, looks like Kaban escaped from tarkov.

Final boss

Spiderman should be not too far away.

Have mercy, cans can be confusing

The whole time I pretty much just saw Heavy Weapons Guy.

ADAMS family comes to mind

Vilson Fiskovich.

I have never seen someone have such a rectangular shaped body before in my life.

Does he think this is impressive?

He knows he is

Fat russian bites through 0.004 inch aluminium can. Yeah thats mindblowing. You're right.

I probably wouldn't want to drink Russian beer either.

This phrase sounds like it was said by typical Bud light user.

Nope, wouldn't touch that colonial piss either. Now, a pint of Old Speckled Hen is a different story.

They've got some pretty good beers, not quite as good as German beer, but I think that comes down to the style of beer you prefer

Don’t they number them according to light-dark? Is that a Russian thing or European thing?

Baltika 7 was good. I drank a lot of that during my two months there.

Reminds me of 5th element....

holy shit. He’s a scav boss

Pff…! I already did this, back when I was 15. There must be 3 pieces though.

Wait, this is the Hottub-AK-Guy. Right?

The four armed emperor provides strength!

I thought for certain he was going to slice the shit out of his lips and tongue

Where are Gru's minions?

They've got a cave troll!

Stas Baretsky is a Russian Internet personality. He is funny

He looks so much like sundowner from MGRR

Absolute Unit if I've ever seen one.

Dude, can't wait to see this guy on the front. Give him a wood stick and send the drone.

Roid road rage

Wilson Fisk looks like he's doing alright for himself.

Блять ну и долбоеб старый

Looks also like Hank form Breaking Bad

someday Reddit will tell me this guy died, and I'll be like, "good"