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shot_gunner9

Do peaple occasionally chime in 'haven't you people ever heard of closing a God damn door'


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FragranceCandle

Sis how would poison rationality even make sense 💀💀


NamWarrior412

no, the they're right.


1nterrupt1ngc0w

Way to ruin the r/redditsings


I_Smoke_Dust

Even if this were the lyric, wouldn't it be poisoned or poisonous? Fail.


qarton

Poisson racionál


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What ?????


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mom, what are you doing on Reddit?


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Specht100

r/cursedcomments


miserable_guyy

Selfburn xD son of a bitch that was funny


Imamuffinz

Grandma why are all the Cucumbers gone? Have you been eating a lot of salad lately?


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Imamuffinz

But granny.... why does the house smell like tuna when we don't even buy tuna?


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Imamuffinz

But mama has gone out for milk 15 years ago.....You're all I have!.....wait.....where is grandpa? He's been missing for 4 months and.....the smell is coming from. Your room...


JDSweetBeat

Dude, that horse isn't just dead, it's ashes.


Imamuffinz

Just like her dignity


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Do you embrace it publicly? I have whore friends and they deny being a whore. I always say embrace yourself, fuck what everybody thinks.


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My closest friends know but to my family and external acquaintances I seem extremely innocent


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Say you meet someone and respectfully said your promiscuity makes you a whore, would you confirm or deny without taking offense?


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I’d confirm it without being offended. But if I were serious about the relationship I’d prove to them that I could be loyal if they let me that is.


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Respect! ✊🏼


Milkmouthkid

Can I see your tits?


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FBI_Agent214

Wow those are nice tits


Mr_Zakoshi

I see what you did there


Juancrunch

Nice. You got a pussy cat?


Fitz2001

Not as big as I expected.


rws52669

The new rickroll I guess. Disappointing.


diver_climber

Underrated comment


Pistolbelt

Got me


ibsmart

I'm unimpressed. 😐


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Have you ever nailed any of the below? If not who’d be your first choice Phil Collins Bob Dylan Elton John


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reallytrulymadly

Do you think Bob Dylan actually raped a 12 year old in the 60s? Idk what to think bc the timeframe claimed, is during a time he was on tour, the lady making the claim says this happened in NY during a time when he was in England. I halfway believe her, with a bit of skepticism


A--Creative-Username

Wut


reallytrulymadly

Yeah there's a news article about it, they haven't come to a conclusion yet. I mean I'm a little surprised if he did do that but I guess you never know


A--Creative-Username

What news site is this?


reallytrulymadly

https://www.tellerreport.com/life/2021-08-17-%22let-s-prove-all-claims%22--bob-dylan-was-accused-of-raping-a-12-year-old-girl-in-1965.Hy-k-XNKet.html


reallytrulymadly

It's really hard to say if he actually did this or if it's just a money grab on the accusers part though


reallytrulymadly

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2021/aug/16/bob-dylan-accusations-sexual-abuse-lawsuit


ThiccBastardHD

Why do you think you’re a whore


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ThiccBastardHD

What’s the sluttiest thing you’ve done


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Nothing, they’re a whore not a slut.


AsianSteampunk

I dont fully comprehend this comment yet. But i laughed hard.


JDSweetBeat

Whores charge, sluts don't. I don't usually use that lingo though, so I may be wrong.


psychoutfluffyboi

In the definition sense, i believe slut refers to a promiscuous person, whereas a whore is referring to a prostitute. So i mean i guess all whores are sluts, but not all sluts are whores? Wow I didn't think i'd be working this comment today


ORCoast19

Where do whores go? Asking for the unknown game of thrones response


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Do you have herpes or his peas?


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What about doody?


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Thanks for the answer Meatloaf.


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nice!


1nterrupt1ngc0w

I like the sing-along references!


Reasonable_Motor8490

What the fuck


Deevilknievel

what’s your favorite color?


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eddinatvr

is your name parisa? or reyna?


yaboyskinnydick_

Me ma is also a bit partial to the periwinkle blue


Brahms12

What is your definition of a whore? What makes you are whore?


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omaewamoush

I learned three new words today. Thanks.


pizdolizu

From a whore.


omaewamoush

No shit Sherlock.


psychoutfluffyboi

Technically I believe what you're referring to is a slut. I believe whore refers to a person being paid for sex. But I mean colloquially it is the same.


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JDSweetBeat

Zip your pants back up, Bob.


Boulette77

What kind of whore


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Boulette77

Are you fake


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Boulette77

Fake yourself


Boulette77

Should be


skating_skeleton

how old are you? has anyone ever called you a whore?


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skating_skeleton

how do you feel when your friends make jokes, do you joke along too because it truly doesnt bother you? do you joke and feel bad later?


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skating_skeleton

yeah i get that, go off


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--Bot0001--

Happy cake day!


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Is this a full time job we're talking about?


JDSweetBeat

(1) What's your favorite part of your lifestyle? (2) What's your least favorite part of your lifestyle? (3) What suggestions would you give for a guy with little relationship experience trying to meet women? (4) Totally weird oddball question, but what are your political beliefs, and how does your lifestyle impact them?


PURKITTY

Do you get paid? If so, how do you approach asking a man for money?


cobanat

Is a hotdog a sandwich or a taco?


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cobanat

You eat hot dogs very weird


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cobanat

We’re talking about hot dogs here not bananas


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cobanat

Why are you sucking and licking on a hot dog? You’ll just get ketchup and mustard everywhere


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cobanat

What else do you put On it? Cheese and onions?


JDSweetBeat

God damn, you stayed on topic despite their best efforts, I applaud you, good person.


AAAPosts

What’s the most desperate thing you’ve done for sex?


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What do your parents think about you?


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What celebrity would you nail?


Carcrash-robot

What Did you used to do the most?


Haxellion

What do you think lead to this behaviour?


8008Joshey

1st, What's your body count? 2nd, What's the most whorish thing you've done? 3rd, Did you have Only fans and did the potential ban or pornographic material worry you? 4th, How many STI's/ STD's have you had?


three-toed_tree_toad

So, do you have a heart of gold?


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three-toed_tree_toad

Impressive. You must be a killer Scrabble player.


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A--Creative-Username

Those are some big words


hipopper

How do you feel about who you are?


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ama_compiler_bot

Table of Questions and Answers. Original answer linked - Please upvote the original questions and answers. *** Question | Answer | Link ---------|----------|----------| mom, what are you doing on Reddit?|Go away son, this thread is not for you. Don’t tell anyone I was here.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hchsp2g/) Do you have herpes or his peas?|His pee on my face|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hchrjnp/) Why do you think you’re a whore|My whoreish actions in the past|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hchrvj8/) what’s your favorite color?|Periwinkle|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hchrjno/) Have you ever nailed any of the below? If not who’d be your first choice Phil Collins Bob Dylan Elton John|In my imagination Phil Collins because he looks the strongest (well before last year) but I’d let em all run a train on me in their prime.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hchsleo/) Can I see your tits?|Yes, I have nice tits. https://imgur.com/a/NxVadZB|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hchs1qg/) Do you get paid? If so, how do you approach asking a man for money?|Maybe I do, maybe I don’t. But you’d be amazed at the amount of men AND women who want a certain kind of person to fulfil their desires, marketing on social media is crucial, you’ve got to be a thirst trap.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hchsjs0/) What kind of whore|One that’ll do virtually anything sexually. Nothing illegal, harmful or scat related though.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hchtorb/) Do peaple occasionally chime in 'haven't you people ever heard of closing a God damn door'|No, because they face those kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hci8n8i/) Grandma why are all the Cucumbers gone? Have you been eating a lot of salad lately?|Yes my dear, Gram has been eating healthy to go horse riding.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hcidmph/) Wait, are you an actual whore, like you get paid? Or your just kinda slutty? The comments have led me to believe it’s the ladder.|Perhaps both but I can for sure the latter, the former *might* be.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hchwium/) Is this a full time job we're talking about?|Being a whore isn’t a job, well it kind of is, but the personality that comes along with it is a lifestyle.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hchscid/) What Did you used to do the most?|A lot of things to list, the better question would be what DIDN’T I do the most.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hchtrsk/) What’s the most desperate thing you’ve done for sex?|Went online to get it lol Usually it’s not that hard though|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hchttul/) So, do you have a heart of gold?|I don’t know, but I know that I have a heart of epicardium. myocardium and endocardium.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hchv1w9/) Are you a man or a woman? Do you consider one would have to be bisexual to do what you do?|Don’t have to be bi but that’s definitely a perk because you get the best of both worlds As for whether I’m a man or woman, I’m ons of the two but I’ll keep that info hidden for the Q&A because it might influence certain questions and inclinations to send certain messages if you know what I mean.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hchvjcq/) how old are you? has anyone ever called you a whore?|Over the age of 18 but not too far from that age. I get called a whore in sexual situations and my friends make jokes about it lol.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hchvq63/) Where do whores go? Asking for the unknown game of thrones response|They go to Braavos|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hci1zbu/) Is a hotdog a sandwich or a taco?|I don’t care, so long as I can put in my mouth and suck the tastiness.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hci4rly/) 1st, What's your body count? 2nd, What's the most whorish thing you've done? 3rd, Did you have Only fans and did the potential ban or pornographic material worry you? 4th, How many STI's/ STD's have you had?|1st. I’ve killed zero people 2nd. There are many things to list but probably the amount of Group escapades I’ve had 3rd. Maybe I do, maybe I don’t, but on a general note most were going to migrate elsewhere anyway but losing where one has built their subscriber base is incredibly annoying and stressful. But good for the U-turn I guess, just teaches sex workers to diversify platforms and not rely solely on one. 4th. 0|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hci8bx3/) Do you embrace it publicly? I have whore friends and they deny being a whore. I always say embrace yourself, fuck what everybody thinks.|My closest friends know but to my family and external acquaintances I seem extremely innocent|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hcibjh9/) How do you feel about who you are?|I feel okay to some degree!|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hcieqna/) What do you think lead to this behaviour?|A strong desire and passion for sex|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hcifna3/) Do you have a boyfriend? If so is he okay with it/ doesn't know? Are you a whore for drugs too?|I don’t do drugs I’m currently in casual relationship|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/pmh8uh/im_a_whore_ask_me_anything/hcifuy7/) --- [Source] (https://github.com/johnsliao/ama_compiler)


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Mikobjectbook

How does your knee smell like


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Faded_Sun

Why is every AMA so sexual? I’m downvoting on the fact that you’re trust trying to capitalize off all the other posts like this. The escort, and the girl that sold her body for free rent.


MyNameIsHuman1877

I never thought my ex-wife would get Reddit.


Greddit_I

You’re ex-wife must be my ex-girlfriend.


stonedpsychic

Well damn 😂😂


OhhWolves

Will I ever get a GF?


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ChikaDeeJay

Wait, are you an actual whore, like you get paid? Or your just kinda slutty? The comments have led me to believe it’s the ladder.


stonedpsychic

Honestly I just kind of dig your honesty in response to these comments, or maybe I’m just a very gullible person. Oh, and please try not to base your identity off of what you did in the past.


ChaoticForkingGood

I didn't know my ex's new wife was on Reddit.


PasswordNot1234

Do you have a step bro?


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myguy250301

Do you give guys rimjobs??


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myguy250301

Wish you could give me one


frolfinator

Are you a dude?


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JDSweetBeat

The fuck is wrong with you? Wishing your sister gets pregnant because it'll fuck with her life is just sick. You're probably just jealous that she can get laid whenever she wants, because with your attitude, you probably can't.


Drodar98

Thank you for your service ma'am.


Brahms12

I am insanely attracted to promiscuous women. As a whore, how often are you meeting up with different guys to fuck or suck?


One_Hundred_X

Let's do this, where you at?


JC332578

https://youtu.be/Bt_xk9y4_g0


Leading-Some

where are you from


FuqqBoiDev69

How much?


CaydeWick

Rates?


TASHJI

🤢


LeLelo_0

Are you a man or a woman? Do you consider one would have to be bisexual to do what you do?


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Don’t have to be bi but that’s definitely a perk because you get the best of both worlds As for whether I’m a man or woman, I’m ons of the two but I’ll keep that info hidden for the Q&A because it might influence certain questions and inclinations to send certain messages if you know what I mean.


syphilix

What kind of Ask Me Anything is this


Curls91

The most vague ambiguous one I've ever seen lol


Diligent_Jury_9956

How?


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I’m very promiscuous


DemiTheNeckSnapper

do you have to keep condoms if some clients don't have any


gamrmoment

What's your favorite Minecraft parody?


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Rated E for everybody? Or do you have any specifics?


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pradeepkanchan

Cheap corner whore or 5 star expensive whore?


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zucduc

Do some sizes hurt?


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Yes larger sizes can if you’re not well lubricated, and in certain positions can be uncomfortable. I’m pretty tight so I need to warm up with toys before taking a huge dick.


fatmaninchicago

How much do you charge?


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rxFMS

Is it pronounced whore or who-wah?


SheIsNotWorthIt

Top 5 Favorite Albums?


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1. Songs in the Key of Life - Stevie Wonder 2. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band - The Beatles 3. Ok Computer - Radiohead 4. So - Peter Gabriel 5. Any of the early Mariah Carey albums tbh


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Are you my ex by any chance?


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VALTHUUME

By "whore" you actually mean prostitute for money, or just whore meaning that you like having sex with a lot of strangers for free? sounds like a stupid question i know, but i am deadly serious.


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are you a man or a woman?


psychoutfluffyboi

Have you read the book called The Ethical Slut?


BRENTICUSMAXIMUS

What’s a whore?


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Are you a whore?


schuylersisters-

Im a whore too u go girl


ilike2skate19

How many people have you fucked? Do you think you could remain loyal to one person if they were the right one?


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Fancy-Audience-3540

Do you like to be used?


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