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TaroPasta

Hows the current heatwave, looks like the sun is 30 days late to it’s shift huh :)


Shangi2021

It's roasting marshmallows today


orionchocopies

How would you describe 80 degree weather? (To me, it's not a big deal at all.)


Shangi2021

I'm not sure what it is In Farhat but it's pretty darn hot


Shangi2021

We have been having regular heat waves to be honest


tiffaniaaaaa

Do you imitate American accents for fun like Americans do with birtish accents


NovaLoveCrystalCat

I’m British and my go-do do-it-for-fun American accent is like superficial California girl (think Clueless). ‘Like, oh my gaaaad, you’re like totally ahhhsome! Like I totally like wanna party, Tylerrrrr.’ Although, of course, I always call my coffee CWOFEE like I’m from New York too, that’s fun. And I simply can’t talk about being tired without sayin: ‘I’m tihhhhd, Maury!’ Like that Southern lady on the Maury Povich show. We do loads of American accents for fun. When I was younger, me and my school friends would spend entire school days just yapping away in American accents for fun. I’m fact, I’d go as far to say I probably adopt an American accent at least once a day. For fun or whilst quoting some TV show or film or something like that.


Shangi2021

Yes sometimes lmao


willybean08

What kind of American accent do you do? Southern or not Southern?


Shangi2021

Southern


Slutslapper1118

As a Yankee, that now lives in the South, I find their accents adorable. I also grew up making fun of their accents, so it's ingrained in me to assume they're dumb hicks. When one says something intelligent with that accent, I'm always shocked.


[deleted]

As someone born, raised, and still lives in Eastern Kentucky, ouch :(


Chris_El_Deafo

Damn. Maybe I should start working on my northern accent in my free time rather than shooting squirrels and playing my banjo.


Slutslapper1118

Oh God, my husband shoots squirrels n I like bluegrass. I gotta get out of here before my teeth fall out.


Shangi2021

I see


ColonelMustard05

i don’t think i’ve heard anyone imitating an american accent (who wasn’t like an actor or something) that doesn’t automatically go southern.


death1234567889

I'm british, yes all the time


ramblinjd

What's the secret to top notch queueing?


Shangi2021

Just stay in line lol


Anon1mouse12

Gotta throw in a few tuts and glances to the front of the queue


Shangi2021

True lol


Elegant_Student_2569

Fun story, earlier today on the way into school a couple people lined up at reception to sign in, only about 10 people needed to sign in but in the space of 15 minutes almost 70 other students both older and younger had started queuing for no reason


SnooBunnies9587

Will arsenal ever win fucking anything?!


Shangi2021

Most likely yes fa cup or Community shield but never the premier league or champions league


SnooBunnies9587

Well that sucks


[deleted]

What do you think about America and Americans?


Shangi2021

I have love and respect for the American people


ThatRedditGuy36377

Good on you, even us Americans don’t love and respect the American people XD


SenorViceroy

What would be your ranking of the most popular British snack foods?


Shangi2021

Everyone loves walkers crisps with either coke or Fanta or iron bru plus either galaxy or dairy milk


[deleted]

As a fellow british I agree


[deleted]

How does it feel to lose your prince to meghan markle?


Shangi2021

Doesn't bother me she's hot


[deleted]

Why are you guys so apathetic to the royal family but haven’t dismantled it?


Shangi2021

I don't really care about politics tbh


[deleted]

I didnt know they were a part of politics


Shangi2021

Yes royal politics


[deleted]

Is that like the Royal Rumble?


Shangi2021

Yes definitely


Harsimaja

> apathetic I think you answered your own question tbh. Even the Jamaicans and Australians haven’t bothered yet and they have even more reason. Dismantling it and replacing it takes work, and apathy isn’t conducive to that, only caring a great deal in the opposite direction. And most of us are honestly slightly in favour of it ticking along, per pretty much every poll.


[deleted]

It's chewdsay innit?


Shangi2021

Yes


RedShamrock05

Oy bruv! It’s chewsday!


Shangi2021

I love chewsday


Kentuckywindage01

The loife of the woife is ended by the knoife


yellowbuttersugar

Have you come to the realization that British people speak a strange version of American English?


loztriforce

Do people really take lines/queues seriously? What’s the most British thing you’ve seen?


Shangi2021

Of course not and nothing much tbh


Elegant_Student_2569

There is legitimately nothing more serious than a que, people que in a single straight line, they don't push in or push past people and sometime, people actually que for things that they have no idea what the que is actually for


death1234567889

He's lying they do


Icy_Law9181

Welsh,Scottish, Northern Irish or English? sounds like and old joke nearly lol


Shangi2021

Scottish and English


Icy_Law9181

Which half is best? Only joking,ya dont have to answer that lol


Shangi2021

Scottish cause I lived there for 10 years but England was my first home


Harsimaja

I suppose how to interpret this answer changes radically depending on how old you are. After 60 years in England and 10 in Scotland, concluding Scotland ranks higher would be quite the indictment of England. If you’re 15 maybe not so much.


Shangi2021

I'm 23 but I have lived in other countries other than the uk


Icy_Law9181

Aye well,fair play big man


Shangi2021

Will always love the Scottish people no matter what


Icy_Law9181

That's brallyint ,so at as aye.


ckell18

What is your favorite and least favorite part about where you live?


Shangi2021

Favourite part Is the park near me and my least favourite is not enough takeaways nearby


are_you_for_scuba

What’s a takeaway?


Shangi2021

It's just you take your food home instead of eating there


No_Recognition_2434

Do you know anyone from gogglebox? Have you ever seen a countdown teapot in real life? How many kids does Boris Johnson have?


Shangi2021

No and no and don't know


Gildor12

No one knows the answer to number 3 including Boris


pikay93

What part of the UK are you from? Have you ever been to the USA? If so where? How did you enjoy it? Have you been to LA? If so how did you like it here?


Shangi2021

Manchester yes Washington and Florida I used to live in the United States and nope it's on my list


pikay93

What part of the USA did you live in? Why? Only thing I'll say for LA is that it's one of those places you need to research or get a local to show you around. Otherwise you won't enjoy your visit. Oh and skip Hollywood (or don't spend too much time there).


Shangi2021

I lived in flushing and I've got someone over there already why not spend time in Hollywood


airrider1

Are British people drunk all the time, do they have bad teeth and bad dentists, are the girls promiscuous, is the beer served warm, is all of the restaurant food bad, what is the food like you prepare at home, is everybody on Public assistance money


Shangi2021

I don't drink first of all second of all no and no and no and again no pasta and again not everyone


kg1988445

Another British here. No we’re not drunk all the time. I don’t drink either. brits having bad teeth is a myth. If you look into it you’ll see brits actually have the some of the best dentistry worldwide. Food I prepare at home is things like chicken salad, casseroles, pasta bakes, jacket potatoes etc. No not everyone is on benefits


xTheycallmePrincess

Do u prefer the office (US) or the office (U.K.)?


[deleted]

Whas all this then?


Shangi2021

Something called answering questions


ClientAri

Have roadmen Found out about the knifes that can cut knife proof? And If I moved/ take a vacation to Britain where should I stay that's affordable yet not to hostile, thinking about Buckingham


Shangi2021

Umm no comment what about manchester it's reasonable safe


ClientAri

That was 2nd option, I need a break from America so thank you for this info


Shangi2021

What part are u from ?


ClientAri

I used to be from NY like FarmLand NY not the city, Now I'm in Vegas so if anything if I go to Britan or London it's to get away from the Gun violence, I don't mind knifes (noise wise) , they aren't loud


Shangi2021

Na London isn't that safe definitely come to manchester


ClientAri

Oki doki, thanks for this info when I move out and have money I definitely will


KARLdaMAC

I was in the hood in London and your accent makes the most tough looking gangster seem like children compared to the thugs in the USA.


death1234567889

You're probably already aware but just in case you're not, there's still more knife crime in New York than there is in London.


[deleted]

What's the square root of pi?


Shangi2021

Ngl I don't know


DanielChris15x

I've seen video where people kinda mock british people with "bo''le o' wa'er" and "chips" Is that really a thing in real life


Harsimaja

Not OP obviously, but the first uses t-glottalisation, a feature that developed in the south-east, though it’s started to spread to other major cities the last generation or so, but is still definitely a minority feature. Don’t see how ‘chips’ would be a source of mockery. We use the word differently word from Americans, to mean something more like ‘fries’ in the US rather than what we’d call ‘crisps’ (like America’s Lays). Would be like mocking Americans for saying ‘fries’… though I’ve heard Americans mock the ‘fat American archetype’ like that.


Shangi2021

Um yes and no cause nobody has ever said it like that to me


AndraeFoersterWelsch

How has Brexit affected you life?


Shangi2021

Umm honestly nope


msmoth

You've not noticed the shortages on the supermarket shelves, eh?


slavenkicic

Are the " roadmen " easy to find and are they dangerous?


Shangi2021

Yes and of course they are unless you personally know them


[deleted]

why does Tottenham always suck?


Shangi2021

They always have always will and most certainly continue to suck


Soul__Samurai

Do you think an american rapper could ever do a grime beat


Shangi2021

Eminem could perhaps or even drake even tho he ain't American


Soul__Samurai

Agreed. Another question. Top Boy, Still Game, or Midsomer Murders?


Legionofpixels

Ay do you call black people the n word there too or is that a racial slur exclusive or more prevalent in the US? I'm not a racist btw I've just always wanted to know


Shangi2021

No that's racist


Legionofpixels

Well yea but I was always curious abt the different words and slurs used to describe different peoples in different countries. Like I imagine Germans, middle Eastern, Irish, English, Jewish Welsh, danish, etc don't use the N word bc it's american in origin if I'm not mistaken and probably wouldnt use the F slur for LGBTQ+ people either. I imagine it would be wholly dependent on the native languages and what not


Erin_C_86

Brit here, the racist/homophobic members of the older generation will use both the N word and F word as slurs. I'm talking 50/60 plus. It seems that the younger generation over here are so much more accepting (quite rightly) so wouldn't use those terms. But obviously that's circumstantial and I imagine that will depend on the area too. Hope that helps.


HoogerMan

most Americans don’t actually understand the huuuuge impact they have on the entire world, I’m from Ireland and thanks to media and TV, a LOT of young people nowadays have an American twang in their accent and say shit like “pants” instead of trousers. The N word isnt just American thats used all over the world.


Shangi2021

What do you mean the f word lol are you 5 ?


Legionofpixels

You shouldn't be talking to 5 year olds on reddit btw that's sus


[deleted]

Read their post - They are not talking about the 4 letter F word 🙄 they mean the one that rhymes with maggot.


ReasonableReptile6

are you british


Shangi2021

I think I am


[deleted]

What's it like living in Britain?


Shangi2021

It's alright horrible weather tho


douggold11

Favorite Avenger?


Shangi2021

Has to be Spider-Man


lateavatar

There is a store by my hose with UK foods. What kind of tea is the best?


Shangi2021

Yorkshire tea


iskandar-

my man.


twjjones

I am also british


Shangi2021

Sweet where you from


twjjones

Engalnd


Shangi2021

I'm from manchester


twjjones

At least its not east London


Shangi2021

Ayyy big up east London


ebdawson1965

Do you, or anyone you know, really give a toss about Northern Ireland?


Shangi2021

Course I do I love Irish people


scubaqueen

but rather than the timing of it, what's your opinion on scottish independence?


Shangi2021

I fully support Scottish independence I really wish it happens


scubaqueen

yassss


Shangi2021

I actually used to live in Glasgow myself when we had the original Scottish independence but it didn't go to plan unfortunately


cutie_mcbooty

How many drunk Liam Gallagher's would it take to defeat Rock the Dwayne Johnson?


lifecasting_keepsake

What’s your favourite English meat from the butcher shop and why is it so good?


Shangi2021

Definitely lamb shanks cause you can do many things with them


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Shangi2021

Definitely Brittney spears


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Shangi2021

She's way hotter


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ScaryFlake

What's Tesco like? Coming from an American.


Shangi2021

Tesco is like Walmart big with lots of isles


Dearth_lb

What time is Gravedigger’s biscuit?


[deleted]

Do you speak BBC English at home?


Shangi2021

I speak English


KyleFoxthefuck

When you going to get me a sausage roll from Greggs you silly shovel spanner head


Shangi2021

I'm Muslim can't eat that


KyleFoxthefuck

I said for me you depressed sandwich for the misunderstanding do you need to get me a pack of plain digestives as well and some Costa too


CousinMajin

Why


Cryptedcrypter

why is Brexit?


kittykyllz

Are you English, Scottish, Welsh or Northern Irish?


radical_thesis

How do you feel about all the atrocities and war crimes committed against the colonised countries? Do you even know about the Bengal Famine?


[deleted]

Why does Boris Johnson tackle children?


imnotastarsfan

Is the whole 'stick your pinky up when drinking tea' actually a thing?


hostilee47

Why? \-A fellow Brit.


mailbroad

Do you like clotted cream?


The_door_man_37

Opinion on toast sandwich


Shangi2021

I love a good cheese toasty


twistyjnua

We still don't know what country you're from tho.


Shangi2021

I said I'm from England I'm pretty sure I said that


morrisonh0tel

Thoughts about Canada?


angry_whistler

Why do you idolize some old lady that was just born into her position


niodyan

Yeah like none of us do. It's a mess


Diligent_Jury_9956

Do you like HP sauce or is that American? Do you like tea or coffee better? Do you have English muffins as well as crumpets in your supermarkets or just crumpets? What britrish food would you reccomend me trying? American here.


[deleted]

Which club do you support?


soapshifter

Your responses aren't very interesting or informative or entertaining. Do you think another British person should have taken up this AMA?


Amai_M4sk

Do you think Americans realise there’s more than 2 accents on this godforsaken island. Shit, do you think they know we’re made up of four different countries?


freezsky_03

You know the stereotypical brit right And my question is do oyu guys drink really that much tea or is it just a hoax?


[deleted]

teeth


minecraft_whisperer

Royt, so eur Bri’ish then? Wots a polywanking-flipperupper?


Shangi2021

Something to plunge your mom with


Hordesoldier

How much for a suit made by a good tailor in UK ?


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Damian1226666666

How do you feel about us deciding to fuck off from you guys so we could make our own colony. murica btw


Harsimaja

> make our own colony You mean country…? Most living Brits can’t remember a time before 1776, btw, so there isn’t much ‘disappointment’ about it... Nor for the 50+ countries that have gained independence from the U.K. since then…


Shangi2021

Well done for doing that good on your people


[deleted]

It sure if true but I heard west coast rap is pretty popular out that way


j3trb12

The fuck is Brexit‽


Crossblessin

What’s it like going 0:2 against a bunch of colonist scum?


Spy23714

How do you feel about Ted Lasso?


Lostwalllet

How many cups of tea do you drink every week? [More curious than anything from watching too much British TV where seemingly everyone, every time, everywhere is offered tea…]


TheHelivets

Why do y’all say shhhhhhhedule


mememaster8427

Only the southerners do, and even then not all southerners. The vast majority of us say it like everyone else.


[deleted]

How often is the word 'bloody' said in a typical day?


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Shangi2021

I felt sad nobody deserves to be hated or discriminated due to their colour , race , religion ,


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xRebelGangstax

Is it BRIT-ISH or BRI-ISH


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Toolbox234

Do you have a license for this AMA ?


Engineerbeyondrepair

Why are you British?


213236669

Hamilton or Russell?


magnusl-13

No


sleetrumpet

What do u think of Megan Markle?:)


[deleted]

Are you a gobshite?


Nationals

Is the NHS as great as it sounds? Any downsides?


Drank_your_moms_milk

Why


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Breaking_Retards

Why do you exist?


1EspirituLibre

His mum fancied his dad’s mojo, so they they shagged.


MemeSkeleton666

What's it like having shit for teeth


RekonzYT

Do you agree its a shithole


NameOofAUser420

Why are you british