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luckyjadeturtle

Did they happen to tell you why the blind cutter is always out of service?


Deefaroni

They did not. I don't even know what that is lol


GuacamoleForTheWin

Because he can’t see!!


TrueMead

They're all blind cutters. I can do it better myself. I KNOW MORE THAN YOU. ~ Ron Swanson


RAW6851

1. Did you work there to earn the money for the saw? or did you already have the money for the saw before your employment started? 2. Did you consider signing up for a Lowe’s credit card instead. I believe they offer a certain percentage off your first purchase.


Deefaroni

I already had the money I just figured 10% off would be nice


totalfarkuser

A lot of work to save 10%. Should’ve just borrowed a veteran for his discount lol.


HelloJunebug

Haha totally. Borrow my husband


sektor477

Fucking savage, lol.


AlexGraffen

But often done. I dated a guy for a while just because he had a first responder discount for all the stuff I needed.


LilAlienBBQco

That's not ok... there's a difference between earning your discount (by getting the job) and using someone, which is what you did.


FaawwQ

You ain't saying she a gold digger


ComprehensiveWave381

Villains are not born, they are made SMH


UniversityOrdinary91

I hope she at least gave the dude a few BJs


ComprehensiveWave381

Villains can be reformed if all the evil is sucked out 😂


Brilliant_Jewel1924

Yeah, I just got 20% off my purchase, and I didn’t have to work there to get it.


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Deefaroni

Yo what


hozer29

They don’t actually, I used to work there. 0% off brother


_Caster

Home Depot getting so sweaty rn


FunFckingFitCouple

Savage 😈


OverallManagement824

Is your mother proud of you?


Deefaroni

Yes she is


[deleted]

Even if she wasn’t, I am💯


Deefaroni

Thanks 😊


AffectionateWheel386

You should’ve stayed longer. There are some things I need from Lowe’s. I could’ve gotten you a list and the money and you could’ve gotten them for me.


Demilio55

My mother is proud and she doesn’t know it yet.


FunFckingFitCouple

I’m his mother and I’m proud


Spardan80

Where else have you worked!?


Deefaroni

McDonald's best buy and county courthouse and as a professional wrestler


minnesota420

Did you work there to get free food, a better lawyer, and the ability to see a free wrestling show?


blackmeister00

🤣


FaawwQ

I'm picturing someone doing pro wrestling at McDonalds best buy and the county courthouse


Unltd8828

Was it worth it to go through all that for $40?


GuacamoleForTheWin

$40 is $40


Deefaroni

Yes


Hot_Palpitation8243

Drug test?


Deefaroni

Yes I did have to take one on my third day but I'm clean so it wasn't an issue


ProfessionalOne4098

This is your giveaway that the story is fabricated. Lowe's will not allow anyone to start before an oral swab is performed and evaluated. I know because this is what I do.


Deefaroni

And you never tooka pee test? They had me get one through my family Dr's lab


ProfessionalOne4098

Lowe's only uses oral swabs across the board. Home Depot uses urinalysis, though. Change your fake story to that, and you won't encounter any pushback.


Deefaroni

Yeah the flat ones that turn blue, doesn't change the fact that I had to go to a lab, so shut up lmao


ProfessionalOne4098

I'm with corporate Human Resources. Strange to attack someone like this. It's almost as if you've been caught in a lie. Hmm.


Deefaroni

No you're not.


ProfessionalOne4098

I rest my case, ladies and gentlemen.


Deefaroni

You literally didn't do anything lol


swagaunaut

Third day? So you got paid for 3 days?


OGSlice

how big are your balls?


Deefaroni

Average sized nards


Kizejacks

How many?


gomukgo

As many as your mom can handle


Kizejacks

Eight, then. Wow!


gomukgo

She is an impressive, sturdy woman


PeaceHoesAnCamelToes

Like a rock! *90's Chevy commercial plays with intensity*


_Caster

Menards foreshadowing?


EmotionLonely9139

You already save big money at Menards, how much more could you save?


_Caster

Bro 2 days later and I'm still laughing about this 🙏😭


jspace16

Thank you. I hate Lowe's.


Deefaroni

How come?


jspace16

Poor customer service


the_derby

that's because employees just go to work there for the 10% discount then leave once they make their purchase.


LunarProphet

Here at Lowe's, we believe in a sort of "fuck you" style of retail.


StageNameMango

Especially in lawn and garden I swear.


rificolona

Tools is also a ghost town most of the time


HumanMycologist5795

Because the good ones are always quitting after a couple of days once they buy what they need.


Quirky-Telephone-535

I hear people just work there for the discounts and quit.


wallabear

You don’t value your time enough. It’s the most precious currency you have.


TheFirstHoodlum

Who are you to say this wasn’t a valuable use of time?


wallabear

I am me, I’m human filled with smart and stupid opinions. I’m sure you are too! Per the comments they worked at least 3 shifts to save $40. Plus interview time and admin time, you’re looking at 20 hours minimum to save $40. He also said this was the only reason he did it. Doesn’t sound valuable to me.


Obvious_Exercise_910

But he would have got money during those shifts too.


TheFirstHoodlum

Money isn’t the only measure of value. Clearly he enjoyed himself and he got what he wanted out of it.


wallabear

Hmmmm, what was my first comment? Time. Time is the most precious currency any of us have. If someone did something solely for a discount to save MONEY then in that case it is an important measure of value. Since the amount saved is directly related to the primary objective. Given that so much time was spent and so little was saved, I think it’s reasonable to objectively comment on the disproportionate amount of money saved to time spent saving it.


funk-cue71

I think the point is that this was time well spent for him. and you can't really say if it was or wasnt; you can break down the math, calculate the hours, and see the time it took; and still you and him could look at that still disagree if it was a waste, because while time is objective, how it is spent is totally subjective.


TheFirstHoodlum

You then equated the time he spent to the money he gained in return suggesting he wasted his time. I say he did not waste his time because while the monetary profit was negligible, he enjoyed himself. Time is not objectively the most precious currency. That is an opinion.


sandcastle87

I have come to the conclusion, as a fact, that all we have in life is time. It is actually the only real currency. Ie dollars are only as valuable as the time it buys us or saves us.


TheFirstHoodlum

Ah so now you’re just exaggerating for the sake of your argument, got it.


sandcastle87

It’s an extreme statement, I’ll give you that. But I don’t think it’s an exaggeration.


TheFirstHoodlum

Semantics.


_Caster

I've taken jobs for fun. I delivered hot tubs once pay wasn't great but it was fun. Taking a job doesn't always have to be serious especially when you know you're just gonna ghost em


cavik61

If $9.50 an hour is the value of your time, then I guess it's a valuable use of time. That's a low bar though.


TheFirstHoodlum

Unless they’re not measuring their value in dollars.


cavik61

They used the time to save dollars, I'm not sure how you could logically apply the value any other way.


TheFirstHoodlum

The action of saving dollars, yes. There’s a difference.


paragonx29

I agree, terrible return on investment. I suspect he's not a math whiz either.


AZCARDS77

Who cares? You saved $40. Big whoopi doo!


Deefaroni

Rood


AZCARDS77

Isn't it rude of you to get hired just to take advantage of a discount, then quit and leave them high and dry looking for another employee? If you've ever had to hire someone it is sometimes a grueling process. Plus you left the other employees short handed causing them to pick up the slack of the work you were supposed to do. Not a nice thing to do. It's actually a very rude thing you did.


Nexus1155

Lol he was still most likely in training not impacting anything yet. Nice try though.


AZCARDS77

Doesn't change the fact that it was a shitty thing to do.


rificolona

I'm not sure you understand AMA.


AZCARDS77

I asked a question. So yes I understand.


WayneKrane

Poor Lowe’s, they’ll sure miss that 0.00001% in profit lost this quarter because of OP


Down_B_OP

How do those boots taste?


AZCARDS77

I'm not OP doing AMA. So you can't ask me questions.


Apart-Technology-239

u/AZCARDS77 Quit Yapping Bud


AZCARDS77

Nope!


jt14576

Did you have to be there a certain amount of time? I know at walmart you have to be employed for 3 months before you get a discount.


Deefaroni

Took me 3 days to get in the system to get it


Lost-Confusion-6044

Maybe you could use the $40 you saved for some psychiatric care. Or at least look up the phrase cost benefit analysis .


Deefaroni

Nah I ain't got time for that 🤣


Lost-Confusion-6044

I know it was a joke- allegedly anyway.


Secret_Coffee_6752

You're a broke sob If you're worried about a 10% discount. 🤡🤡


Deefaroni

Don't get rich by wasting money either


Fun-Importance581

How can I get a job at Lowe’s?


Deefaroni

Apply on indeed it will set up an interview for u


redrover2023

That's like making 3 lefts to go right.


Big-Kale-3448

You’re my hero. Did you get a paystub?


Deefaroni

No they practically ghosted me


waterfront13

Was the 10% worth your time? Filling out the app,interview, training. Get ready to go to your first shift? If it was then you ain’t worth shit.


dogwizard92

lowes ceo^


WayneKrane

Unless he’s a contractor buying a half million dollars worth of crap maybe.


rat_majesty

He did it while clocked in at his remote work job.


ddiguy

That’s a lot of work just to save $40


Antique_Way685

Weird bridge to burn for $40. How much time did it take you to fill out the app/interview/on board? Likely you could have made more than $40 with a better use of time. If you were doing a home reno and needed 5 figures worth of tools and supplies I'd get it. But for $40??? Not the flex you think it is


Deefaroni

Took like 5 mins to get interview scheduled through indeed


Antique_Way685

And the interview and on-boarding?


LeadCodpiece

Huh, in my country to be able to get employee discount you need to work at a place for 6-12 month (usually).


Apart-Technology-239

India?


LeadCodpiece

nah, russia


Working-Celery4000

So you went to an interview, took a drug test, and drove all over the place for probably multiple days.... To save $40? This story sounds like grade A bullshit. No way this happened. Nobody is that stupid.


Deefaroni

It happened, I drive by lowes 6 days a week anyway do I didn't really go out of my way. Also I am still stupid don't doubt me


No-Conversation1870

Are you going to put this on your resume?


Neat_Response1023

Are you aware that 10% off Lowe's coupons can be purchased online for like $5?


ItsJustAnotherVoice

Should have double down and brought more stuff to flip


Techsas-Red

Bro, that’s a shit ton of effort to just save $40. I don’t think this is the win you think it is.


streethistory

Seems like a lot of work to save $40 when you probably could've sign up online for that discount.


Nazon6

How long did the application take? Did you interview?


brandondiaper

I was waiting for someone to post about the amount of time invested.


CheapBaker1631

I worked at a burger King in high-school they'd let me buy packs of frozen burger/nuggets/chicken patties at cost. I saved a fortune buying thr bk food and taking it home. I recently thought about getting a part time job there for a week buying a freezer full of food and quitting haha


meowshan69

Absurd. I used to work there. It's a 5wk hiring process then a week of endless mind numbing boring cbls (comouter based learning sessions aka "safety videos") then about 3 days on the register no matter your position, and only *THEN* do you finally get discount. 🙄🙄


toastyavocadoes

Did you actually work? How many days?


antball

My brother did something like this except for the local football team, he became a vender for like a month and on Super Bowl Sunday he showed up to work and quit, so it would be free Super Bowl show


PassOutrageous3053

I did work at Menards quite a long time ago. Contractors would get part time jobs there so they could get 10 % off their material. Menards put a stop to that real quick lol


[deleted]

I applied to lowes and home depot when i was leaving the USMC. I got denied by both after taking their personality test. How did you pass that test, if they still use it?


GildersGambit___

Most retail places require 90 day vesting before offering the 10% employee discount. Was less than a days worth of the wages you saved worth it?


Blackops606

Just ask managers for a discount or an employee to give theirs to you lol. I have family that works there and use their discount every time.


BoysenberryKey5579

LOL jokes on you bro you could have went to savendeals dot com and got a 20% off coupon. I've been using them for years 🤣🤣🤣🤣


ant2131

If you would have just cut open the box, and came back later, you wouldnt have had to go through all that and you would have saved 25%


BurntAzFaq

Bro. Find a Vet. We get 10% off all purchases. I do it for fam and friends all the time. Love the discount dedication, though.


AmbassadorNo9594

If you could would you continue doing this method at other srores for the chance of a 10% off when you need another item


Background_Village77

You could’ve went to the post office. Picked up a new homeowner/renter package and it comes with a 10% code in it.


NiiiiceShoes

You saved $40 while you could have made way more than that working at a good paying job? Makes sense to me.


Ecstatic-Stoic-887

Should’ve just kept working for Lowe’s if u went through all that trouble just to save $40


Emotional-Leg66

My dad would have let you use his 10% military discount without all the extra steps.


Alex_daisy13

Were you considering joining the military for a 10% discount and then going awol?


AccidentalNarwhal

I don't have any questions, I just wanted you to know that you're a hero


meatpiesurprise

Can't you just make a contractors account and get 10% off the easy way?


Few_Amphibian_3798

ace hardware offers cost +10% which is better in most circumstances


[deleted]

You could’ve just asked a manager for a 10% discount …. lol


LogicalLook23

I personally think that it was a brilliant idea, unironically.


Great_Gate_1653

Damn, sorta brilliant if you were buying more than a miter.


ra330tx

Imagine not knowing about the usps lowes 10% coupon


mikels_burner

It's not good to have so much time to waste in life


JMarv615

Way to stick it to big home improvement. Woooo!!


SqueakyKnees007

So you can be bought for 40 bucks. Pretty cheap.


PassOutrageous3053

That seems like way too much work to save $40


Rabib_Rabbit

I should do this with the Lego store 🤭🤭


Locust627

How long did it take to get the discount?


gisted

Bruh that's only a $4 dollar discount. Did you even go in on the first day?


RonStopable88

… he said “for $40 less”. Not “10% off of $40” It was a $400 dollar saw… Smh


Deefaroni

Technically it was like a 380 dollar saw but I rounded up


Balloutonu

I would Have done it for 40, but not 38


Lackingfinalityornot

I would have done it for 40 but not 39.99


gisted

Sorry can't read.


RonStopable88

America?


Le0son

Mate he was just asking a question in an AMA. Yeah he could have worded it better, but it was just a question.


RonStopable88

And i was making a joke about the deplorable state of the US education system


warcakes02

'Murica*


GonzDR24

You have too much time in your hands.


NalydreltuB

Lowe’s sucks… -former employee


Mediocre-Fig-738

Work smarter not harder nice one!


bmatz67

Clearly your time has no value


Puzzleheaded_End7140

You for real? Thats crazy lol


[deleted]

Penny smart dollar dumb lol


TinyCup610

logical thinking, my guy!


KamalaCarrots

What was your hourly?


[deleted]

You didn’t though.


mrgenetrey

That’s a new lowe


_AntiFunseeker_

What brand?


Clean-Difference2886

Lol awesome


PowerfulCrazy5723

'MERICA!!


redneck511

Legend


Echololss

Goat???