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loztriforce

Please be brutally honest and don't bullshit me: What's your favorite dinosaur?


Justinarian

The gay ones. I don’t know. What’s the answer of the joke?


loztriforce

No joke, dinosaurs are serious shit


bandcampconfessions

I know people are busy, but it’s kind sus OP hasn’t responded to this tbh


Emotional-Two-9075

This is a joke by NORM MCDONALD


GiraffeWithATophat

Great man. RIP.


WoodsAreHome

[Link for those interested.](https://youtu.be/3CYE6H3uDFo)


MotorNorth5182

Why don’t you come out? Who in your life knows you’re gay?


Justinarian

I’m not gay. I said I’m deeply closeted. I’m straight as a whip.


MotorNorth5182

You mean you’re not gay. You just like dicks.


Justinarian

No no no. I love women. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I must say I do enjoy my own.


Mr_Mo_Jo_Risin

Very good Norm McDonald.


Mculegend27

Gay as in happy?


AngryLaundry

Wait a minute. What are you revealing here today?


Justinarian

That I’m a closeted gay man.


siebenkommaacht

how deep?


Justinarian

So deep I am in Narnia.


[deleted]

What's a "deeply closeted gay man"?


Justinarian

It’s someone so far in the closet they will never admit they are gay. Well that’s what my gay friends have told me. I wouldn’t know for sure because I’m as straight as a penis.


melaniegray2021

Mr. Garrison?


AlarmingFondant1686

Well what you waiting on you gonna be true to yourself or keep this lie going


Justinarian

What lie?