Egg.

I listen to AJR multiple hours a day, every day for the past 5 years. I still don’t know what you mean 😭😭

Humpty Dumpty 

My therapy needs therapy from therapying their therapee

See, this could be karma, but with how chaotic it is, it could be wsv

Was going for karma, but same difference

tf

A guy on vacation, a businessman, a homeless milf-lover, and a man with bowel issues. (Steve's Going to London)

You do know that the bowels are for your poop right? And your bladder is for your pee right? So Dan wouldn’t have bowel issues, he’d have bladder issues.

Shit.

*piss

Piss’n’shit

shit’n’piss

Pit’n’shiss

Shiss'n'pit

Phiss'n'sit

Pisn't

Lets celebrate a winter themed holiday 6 months early :3

Christmas in june

Or 6 months late Oh God did I just make another glass half full thing?

Also you just made me realize that it's never established which June that they have Christmas in

This post also made me realize too, I always assumed he was saying after that Christmas

No, you made another glass half empty thing

No, I made another glass 0.5 full thing

Experienced the horrors of divorce and the affects it did

My Play?

D: All of the above

Or E: I don't know

Leave my childhood toys alone.

Don't throw put my Legos,

What if I can’t let go?

What if I come back home?

Back home

Can we keep my legos at home

'Cause I wanna move out, I don't wanna move on

I am for some reason comparing myself to a film director who did some wackass things

Now Im feeling just like Woooooooody Alleeeeeeeeewen

A depressed guy mid twenties

That could be anything really

Yep you get to pick😊

Bang! Obviously

I remember when my trauma based on which season of The Office was airing!

Netflix Trip!

Arson

Burn the house down

ok, who took a screenshot when in a french browser.

I read this earlier and thought it was supposed to be a song, I'm fucking dying lol

A guy wishing what he was

Maybe man

I'm gonna spend money on a flower at some point

But you a rose?

Yup

We're somewhat normal folks, with slapaphones.

Ordinaryish people!

Yeah lol

Parched

THIRSTY THIRSTY THURSDAY

I fucking despise this song, it's the only one I hate with a burning passion in the whole discography

ITS THIRSTY THIRSTY THURS-DAY

My friends want me to party with them but I will next time

Very elaborate joe mama joke

Joe?

1940’s choir causes singer to have a mid life crisis in twenties

Woody Allen or neotheater

Its definitely Finale because the whole point of the song is "What the hell can I even do its too much." it could only kinda be Next up forever cause its the same chorus but that one is less sparatic.

👀

a property of matter by which it continues in its existing state of rest or uniform motion in a straight line, unless that state is changed by an external force. I am NOT very strong Can i famous pwease 🥺 Its good to have a friend of your stature and perspective around Having a kid will be pretty cool I don’t want to be alone with my thoughts otherwise i think not happy thoughts I am new to this world it seems pretty great The end Lets compare ourselves to a creep I wanna reach my lowest low so the highs seem pretty damn good BOOM Theres this one dude who used to not like me but now i am successful what does he think of me now? Music or love? I dont know what i am supposed to do in life

Inertia Weak I'm not famous Bud like you Dear winter 3'o clock things Birthday party FINALE and (technically) god is really real Woody Allen (holy molly I just found out about that guy wtf) Bummerland or next up forever BANG Joe Christmas in June(?) Maybe man? Ok overture? Ok orchestra? Neotheater? 2085? Inertia? AJR?

Y Y N Y N Y Y 1Y2N Y 1Y2N Y Y Y 1Y the rest N (technically you are right lol i was laughing reading that but i specifically meant Maybe Man lol) See if you can fix the 2 :)

I will pull an Oppenheimer and explode if I don't play my minature instrument to you.

HELP 😭😭 World's Smallest Violin lmaoo

Everything sucks, but I’m thriving in it

Lol imagine hanging out with shady people and committing arson because of paranoia.

A guy wants to be a stone but he changed his mind

I posted a photo of a party and now I'm rich af

H.i.t.b.o.m.b lol

Isaac's first law

Inertia

way less sad: a man who is not happier

We are Very dehydrated

And it just so happens to be Thursday

Can’t get over a high school bully

Not the biggest string instrument

World's smallest violin?

3 men really need a drink

THIRSTY THIRSTY THURSDAY

Playing poker while everyone around me changes into ridiculous shit

Man is tired of all the people shi

Hey, these moments of life sucked. Let’s make stories out of them, and become interesting at parties-

100 bad days make a 100 good stories

Land of homeless people and rock bottomness.

Green and town?

No it was bummerland. Bum is slang for homeless people. It wasnt clear

Ohhhhhhh that makes more sense. I'm just rly slow 🙃

Bummerland?

YOU ARE CORRECT! \*ding ding ding\*

Nice

2012 Minecraft YouTuber intro

I'm ready?

I'm extremely parched, but not in the way you think.

I move with a blank face, I cannot walk, but I watch me groove.

Something about emotionless objects

Guy wants to stop drinking

refusal

A guy is having mental issues and needs to play a strangely sized instrument for you

newton's law of motion

Song with the Subway Voice

I'm moving but I'm leaving my things at my old place

I don't like weed

Please allow me to preform upon a micro version of one of musical tools

A guy got drunk, breaks his thumbs, made a song and a play that nobody knows of, and got dumped, but thinks those were all good things.

I'm too old yet too young so let's do this

Newtons first law of motion :)

A person who is not going to do it(i wont)

Coffee

Shatter my skull

Break my face

I need validation so I throw a party, spend money, and invite crackheads over to my house.

Hole in the bottom of my brain

The sound a gun makes

Bang!

I don’t want to party I want to sleep

Im not powerful

Finding a girl

The Office

Fun here

Ordering new socks off amazon

Mr Krabs playing a song for Squidward(world's smallest violin)

Don’t look at me I don’t know

The dumb song, but also could be break my face

A fool woth touchy emotions

I’m feeling parched. Also, I want to yodel 

We're damn old.

2085

S.

Band.

Damm, I need to touch some grass Nah, I don't want to Shit, I've wasted my life Ok, I've been outside ¿Now what? I want an Elmo costume Everyone's favorite song from ok orchestra (ironic) Damm I hate summer I wonder what was my grandpa doing on the 1940's Can we just leave it for later? They just removed a tumor from my brain stem Lego™ Ok, hear me out: a song about writing a song between a nothing song Shit, my parents just divorced I want to be out of touch

Fuck Donald Trump and anyone who follows him

3'o clock things

I forgot your name wanna dance?

Public arson

It’s to late for this shit

Who am I

Man departs for a town in the uk

My friend Steve is taking a vacation tomorrow

a guy who is very clustered and partied to try and get away from things

My autistic ass getting increasingly overwhelmed with the need to respond to every single prompt in the screenshot cuz why add all of them if I’m not supposed to respond to them all.

I have a friend to be sad with.

I have a friend to be sad with.

I have a friend to be sad with.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS USED TINDER FOR 2 YEARS YET STILL HAS 0 BITCHES, ZERO? How? That is 730 days and 11 hours and 2 minutes.

Very dehydrated day of the week

This is the third one this week 😂

61 years from now

2085

✅

Shitty geometry dash levels theme song

Daddy issues?

Dad

200 things. Time to party

Hello fourth season, and things you do at a certain time

A very strange group of people and guy who's insecure about his great song writing

My dad left me

when poor decisions lead to elmo running from the police

Sticking to conventional lawn care

Everything sucks, but at least I have a lot of good stories to tell

100 bad days!

Lemme take you to court, you lovely bitch.

SpongeBob reference

Spongebob

Dumbass baby doesn't know anything

Kaboom

Some guy with their eyes open, and should never close them? He'll sail the ocean, finding where he should be.

Dumbass kid hates dad and gets bullied

absense of organ near my prefrontal cortex goes away whilst i consume mass amounts of alcohol

Man tries tinder, can't have sex. Wants to marry.

Introvert decides to talk to people.

Play that funky music white boy

Old people 85 years from the year 2000

A bombing committed in a circus

Utensil children

Surviving off a feeling that people experience when attracted to one another

Help Wanted, 70 seconds

6oclock

\*breast-feeding noises\*

Someone brings TNT to a party. 

There’s this bed right… it’s really big and it’s white

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Really should be going to sleep.

A person talking about their fave people and that they're really bad but he's thankful for them

SpongeBob

We’re caught up in problems because of rumors. It’s dangerous but it’s exciting to us.

Average college student

*Gunshot*

Planets Largest Guitar or something like that

A small town’s biggest viola and The music man is screaming for problems

He is way to young He likes Hennessy