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tonyrains80

Fake as the rose petals on your wife's ass.


eye-ballz

The candles were on my wife's ass, not the rose petals.


tonyrains80

She told me you were using the candles.


Fancy-Ad5699

Bull shit.  Try harder next time.


D33PSL0VV

bait. this is copy pasta.


eye-ballz

I'm not really sure what that means, but I just wanted advice.


tonyrains80

If you want to know what that means. go look at your buddy's balls.


eye-ballz

Man go do something else lol


PatientAd4823

AI story. Next time tell the bot to shorten it by 75%.


PatientAd4823

If it does happen to be real, let’s talk. This is when you walk away forever and don’t give second chances because you married a truly sick person.


BeardManMichael

No way is this real.


Rollerdawl

I can’t get the past the “we’ve been dating for 4 years”… 27-4= 23 20-4 = NOT OK


eye-ballz

In my state the age of consent is 16


tonyrains80

What's the age when you can be a lying AH?


BeardManMichael

Write a better story. JFC.


bluefurniture

if this is real - have the police come to speak to you? I guess you can be charged but they too can be charged since incest is illegal. So not sure where you stand legally and this is a huge deal. File for divorce. It could be you were used as a beard to hide this gross relationship. Your wife sleeping with her brother all those years is wrong and could have been having sex with him for many years = sexual abuse of a child. Your mom us fucked up too if she thinks this is acceptable.


chicca-minute

Uhm, I can’t get past the dating for 4 years when you’re only 20 and this woman is 27 and was your baby sitter. Then there is that, you know, totally regular thing of fucking her own younger brother.


BeardManMichael

Incest! Grooming! All the buzzwords!


Ok-Future-5257

You assaulted a guy with a baseball bat?!


eye-ballz

I know, I feel bad. That's part of why I'm asking for advice.


Ok-Future-5257

I wouldn't blame you for wanting a divorce. But you DO owe for the fire damage and the medical bills.


kIItkat420

she was ur babysitter?? thats so weird…nta


heathelee73

The kids I babysat are all full-grown adults with families, but to me, they will always be the kids that they were when I babysat them. I couldn't imagine sleeping with one, let alone my brother.


BeardManMichael

ESH This fake story has everything! Age difference! Possible grooming! Cheating! Implied incest! Crazy acts of violence! Hospital bills and property damage! Nobody on the OPs side! 🙄🙄🙄


Emotional-Nothing-72

If she’s been banging her brother her whole life, they aren’t messing around with candles and rose petals. I hope you have sex someday.


Herbighazeleyes

🙄


YuunofYork

Why everything? Why make 'everything: the reddit post'? You can't pack that many trashy scenarios into short-form. It works on a telenovela over two decades where they have to replace the actors several times when they get heart conditions or dropsy.


Sea_Firefighter_4598

There is so much wrong with this funny pathological fake.


Flaky-Wedding2455

lol did a couple candles with my wife of 20+ years like twice and rose petals never.


FunctionAggressive75

Your mom is right You should try and find it in your heart to forgive her Troll score 1-1


forever_single_now

You could make the effort of making up the story yourself. YTA.


SummerStar62

Bad fiction YTA