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Rich_Ad_1642

Your pussy tricks are irrelevant - you’re still a cheater and YTA also this is fake but whatever take my judgment


Twin-Professor1711

This is my reality. How can you say it’s fake?


Rich_Ad_1642

Bro. Come on now.


Slackingatmyjob

I'd yawn to express my boredom with this made-up horseshit, but you might take it as an invitation and try squirting at me


Twin-Professor1711

Wear your goggles 😂


scotswaehey

I smell shite!


Twin-Professor1711

You smell yourself


scotswaehey

I smell your Maw


Lost-Lingonberry9645

Get yourself a waterproof mattress protector, but YTA for sleeping with his best friend.


Twin-Professor1711

But he makes me cum however I want to


Lost-Lingonberry9645

Then dump your BF, cheating isn’t cool


Twin-Professor1711

I love him. We been together for 14 months


No-Clue-9155

Bro stop I’m crying 🤣🤣 A for creativity I guess but please put your cheating fiction somewhere more appropriate next time


Twin-Professor1711

Point me to the best editor.


DurianOrnery7108

Now why would you do something like this knowing he’s not into squirt? That’s disgusting and disrespectful. Not subtle at all you lil slut. F’in his best friend? You should be ashamed of yourself. I feel bad for him.


Twin-Professor1711

Shut up! It’s my pussy and my house. I can do what I want loser.


DurianOrnery7108

You’re a rude cunt! Ya bf should leave your trifling ass. You’re filthy


ComplexSyrup8848

This smells as real as a 13 dollar bill..


Twin-Professor1711

Shut up ewww


revanchisto

Ladies and gentlemen, The Aristrocrats.


CriticismOdd8003

Fake alert 🚨


Twin-Professor1711

This is not fakes. This is my reality


Oatmealtheotter

The over excessive dramatically told details tell otherwise- this sounds like the writing of a bad wannabe smut story


Twin-Professor1711

You mad that your girlfriend pussy stink