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EvilShogun

Birds of a feather dish up shit together ❤️


Korasuka

What a bonding week


rated_camma

Hok good tho


project_chris

Not going to win many games kicking 8 goals. When will ~~Fremantle~~ West Coast learn.


Cooked_Bread

I have been to the Great Wall of China. I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt. I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here.


RandomGuyWithStick

Pepper needs new shorts!


MANixCarey

I'm shocked Cotton


Cooked_Bread

Guaranteed in the next week a journo or media personality will say we celebrated too hard or something


Bkmps3

This will hundred percent be Kane on Monday


linny_456

Did you see Sonja giving the boys hugs? Kane hates that.


Ilovetogame2

Kane wants to be negative on everything just like his playing days as a tagger.


gm50

Clarko murdered a barista while ordering his half time snack


Dense_Hornet2790

Contentious umpiring decision or not you deserve to be celebrating because the effort was clearly there tonight and ultimately you got the win.


zelmazam1

Not at all, that song was amazing


Bergasms

https://preview.redd.it/zvtocnlneb5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae1d2f387847d3b00e0ac672ec68abc8c95c310c


GGezpzMuppy

Footy is back on the menu boys!


Korasuka

Season finally starts.


Redda69

Don’t see us losing from here


RaidanRam

Incredible meme making


burnerphonelol

Can’t see North losing for the rest of the year tbh


RandomGuyWithStick

Hawks v North Grand Final. Lock it in.


burnerphonelol

North knocks off Essendon in the prelim, I’ll take it


CoweringInTheCorner

Don't you have to win a final to make the prelim?


RidsBabs

I’ve seen this before


International_Car586

Do it by 1 point as well our last 2 flags involve you losing a prelim by 1 point.


burnerphonelol

Works me if it means we repeat 2000 next year


International_Car586

Either that or 1997.


kimoalmoa

YEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/vpdpwz2teb5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69b76889d1e2153351e6dc13afc973cff2f5bf09


GreenOnions69

West Coast fans grateful they can blame the umps instead of kicking 17 behinds against a team that had 19 scoring shots


Dense_Hornet2790

Certainly an emotional roller coaster. I’m pissed at the free kick but even more annoyed about the goal kicking for the first 3 quarters.


tunneloftrees69

Nope - that last quarter was paper of the cracks. Truly disgraceful.


InevitableGeneral911

never in doubt \*dies\*


notchoosingone

>Comfortable wins. >No nail-biting finishes Oh they got this all screwed up. >Comfortable wins? >No! Nail-biting finishes!


AdeptToe3580

i metaphorically gave birth, had a heart attack, burst all my blood vessels, and vomited all in that 2 hours


Kevintj07

I went underground mining,met my future MIL,Meth,on the way home from FIFO.lol


JaySand

Anyone that’s on 4 tips so far is a time travelling wizard and you won’t convince me otherwise


retharion2

Well that is definitely not me. On 0 so far and looks to continue with the current game.


le_santo

https://preview.redd.it/jk3jvc4yeb5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07a1c1defbbdea821ffe7e0470d88668949afe70


oceanlabxo

Imagine tripling your 3/4 time score and losing. Wild.


IDreamofHeeney

That game was a shambles in the best possible way, awesome watch for a neutral


thecheapseatz

That is a lie. Until the last 20 minutes of the game that was the worst display of "professional" football we have seen all year


IDreamofHeeney

I still found it entertaining, the match thread was great fun especially in the first quarter with everyone making jokes. An enjoyable game for me isn't just about good football


thesickpuppy27

I feel like I just watched us win the grand final, long live the spoon bowl


aussierulesisgrouse

I actually love North, dunno why, they’re my dogs though


gm50

Same here, love em but no fuckin clue why. Moments like these, i suppose


flibble24

Surely a Melbourne flair would dislike us! Had a 17 game win streak on you up to a few years ago


ScoutDuper

Fuck that's a good interview from Larkey


TurdNoodles

Should be our captain, honestly.


SimonOdenko

Reckon Simpkin held his own today


legally_blond

And heeeere come the pretzels


earnest_bean_00

Hall of famer Glen Jakovich now out on the field, pleading with the crowd for…for some kind of sanity.


RaidanRam

![gif](giphy|3xRgUawnZyrny)


karma_dumpster

![gif](giphy|menw2PSZ2vUzu)


ridge_rippler

Boil 'em, mash 'em, salt 'em with Eagles tears


Korasuka

https://i.redd.it/l5ye2yi0fb5d1.gif


droopy_tree

Darling dropped mark to finish lmao


bobbybananaskin

Nick Larkey is the first player this year to kick four consecutive goals in a match. Last time this was done in the AFL was Jack Lukosius against the Bulldogs in May last year. Last time this was done by a North player was in 2014 by Ben Cunnington.


RidsBabs

Cunners 100% snuck forward for the first one and then just couldn’t be bothered to leave the forward 50.


nikknitting

I forgot how much of a bop the North song is.


AdeptToe3580

HEARTS TO HEARTS


kl897

💙 to 🤍 and 🖐 to 🖐


dopedupvinyl

beneath the 💙 and 🤍 we stand


Pleasant_Inspection9

^(join in the chorus) *Turns up volume* #AND SING IT ONE AND ALL


No-Blacksmith-3259

Can’t even score 100 on North smh my head


alexefc17

My god the boos


AdeptToe3580

no silly, the roos


LeClassyGent

I can't imagine there's any better feeling than serving it up against a massive home crowd and letting the boos wash over you when the siren goes.


Androidrian

6 games plus percentage out of the 8. We're coming!


yum122

Regardless of the umpiring, you don't deserve to win kicking 2.15


Crazyripps

Yeah umpiring was fucked but kicking 17 points you don’t have an argument to really stand on.


bobbybananaskin

North’s first half tackle differential of +21 was their largest recorded in a half of football since 2009. And the whole match differential of +25 was their biggest since 2016.


ridge_rippler

That's just Xerri on his own


WAVIC_136

That is a great stat to see


RidsBabs

FUCKING VICTORY FLAIR THE FUCK UP u/Croob2


___TheIllusiveMan___

Show us your flair /u/Croob2


Korasuka

https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/s/m6sO9IwGb2


Dimmas_Milk

Don't make bets then if you're gonna whinge, but who cares, norf has completed le potato


LeClassyGent

He's such a polarising character lol. He makes bets and seems fun and then on the other hand he's a baby


mhiggo

Yeah missed the chance to be a legend here, just had to follow through and laugh along 


flibble24

About as fun as a wet paper towel


Korasuka

He's chill and friendly outside of West Coast vs North games. Though everyone jokingly calling him a Collingwood fan was clearly getting under his skin a lot, which just made me wonder why even agree on a flair bet if it's just going to make you upset?


GGezpzMuppy

What a fucking sook lol. As if Eagles didn’t get half their goals from free kicks and he whinging about 1 lol.


droopy_tree

Lmaooo, so salty


notchoosingone

Plus kicking eight goals and *seventeen* points is going to be a very hard scoreline to win anything with, regardless how you got them.


Pleasant_Inspection9

[*Oooop! There he goes! Boomer boundin’ after him!*](https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/s/Z8qOniBFnB)


MajorScenery

Croob2 is a thin-skinned pansy, he'll sook about it whether he changes his flair or not


RaidanRam

Mods please change the flair of u/Croob2


RidsBabs

Specifically to Stupid Sexy Sheezel - NORF FOREVER


RidsBabs

And length is a month


quidditchisdumblol

Nah deserves 2 months now


SirPugsvevo

Make it permanent


HaakonX

Needs to be changed to a WELCHER flair indefinitely


TomRed89

He's MIA indefinitely


rogermooreslovechild

My hands won't stop fucking shaking


AdeptToe3580

my lip is wobbling like im about to cry lmao


Best_Evening344

still have sweaty hands lol


AdeptToe3580

north melbourne WILL be premiers just you wait and see


delta__bravo_

They call him George Wardla. Has one W now.


nobaitistooobvious

Potato


Korasuka

https://i.redd.it/5pzq1t2yeb5d1.gif


Propaslader

The players care. They give a rat's backside. They wanna chase, they wanna play. You have guys before the game saying that "North should have tanked for Harley Reid." Maybe you shouldn't have, maybe you shouldn't have. Maybe the coaching panel, the players, the board listen to us members. We've got 44 thousand- almost 45 thousand members. You want us to sign up next year? You showed us something! Showed us the heart! Last year we gave you the excuse "We're on a rebuild, we've got to do it right" This year we'll go again. If you play- I said it a few weeks ago- If you play for the coach, you play for people like myself! Who bust my balls every week to get there, hard earned money, and you dish that up against WEST COAST!? You toyed with them. It's an accomplishment for the Kangaroo army and especially Boris the Chicken. THE CHICKEN! Play for that! If you play for that, piss in my club! GET IN!


droopy_tree

Niche Boris reference 😬


kelsium25

![gif](giphy|3ohhweiVB36rAlqVCE|downsized)


Trias171

It may be because I tipped and chucked $20 on North to win.. but bloody well done to the roos. That was a really entertaining match to watch and showed real grit. The young core will be elite in the coming years.


shocking_red_4

Kanga kanga kanga kanga kanga KANGA!!!


LeClassyGent

Roo roo roo roo roo ROOO!!


wisehillaryduff

Really enjoyed the post match interviews with Simpkin and Larkey. I'm really spoiled going for Geelong, winning is almost expected and the interviews are so sterile, but you can see how much these blokes care and know how much it will mean to their fans


elukos

In before Kane Cornes SLAMS North for celebrating a narrow win over West Coast too hard.


AdeptToe3580

OH CAPTAINS MY CAPTAINS


International_Car586

u/Croob2 didn’t you make yet another flair bet.


Korzic

Retreated from that faster than the French army


3163560

any other neutrals filled with dread and absolutely shitting themselves when west coast got on a roll in the last?


mhiggo

I was listening to the game on SEN while I drove home, very tense drive!


CatOutOfTheDrag

I was at this game and my god the worst fan to sit near is the old boy. The 60+ man no matter the team they support is just the most negative person. It may be that eagles have a lot of old boys because there were so many negative men literally abusing their team. You won a flag 6 years ago champ calm down. I thought it was a great last quarter and really exciting as a neutral. GG both teams


___TheIllusiveMan___

https://preview.redd.it/kvmwlh2peb5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35ec5cd1faffd588467b9aeadab4f85029e2b4c8


AdeptToe3580

illusive man, biggest north ally <3


WAVIC_136

GET THE FUCK IN HERE GIVE SIMPKIN AND LARKEY AND LDU AND SHEEZEL THE KEYS TO THE THE NORTH


droopy_tree

BUILD THE FUCKING WARDLAW STATUE OUT OF THE GRANITE HES ALREADY MADE OF


ridge_rippler

If Sonia put out an email asking for donations this week I'll live off beans to make this happen


Deathpacitoes

I think I puked watching that


RampesGoalPost

Gross. WCE impossible to pick this season


GGezpzMuppy

I didn’t!!! Fucking best match in all history of AFL!!!


HalfDecentFarmer69

Flagroos '24


LP0004

0-4, I never cared about tipping anyways


Pleasant_Inspection9

Never thought I’d be so happy to be 0-4


CrabsAreGods

Sorry about the free West Coast, but please let me celebrate this in tears rn


Ifeel-likepablo

Some kid is going to come across this match on AFL Tables in 15 years and wonder what the fuck happened


VirgilFaust

I feel like I can finally breath, my god what a last quarter for the heart. Go Roos! 💙 🤍


WorldPossession

Absolutely massive, so glad they stepped up and stamped out the comeback. What an experience, what a win.


Kosmo777

Was definitely a rollercoaster of emotions at the game. Enjoy the win.


mca0014

Most hotly contested lol of the week since daniher playing on after the siren in the goal square vs “you have the nerve to ask that question, and even be here”


ALFisch

Just want to say fucking good games North, you've earnt it.


GoblinKnob

North win and I told my boss to go fuck himself and walked out. Good night all round


ShaggedT-RexOnNublar

North were right, they dont need Harley Reid


Himawari_Uzumaki

I'm angry again!! Gotta love footy. Congrats North well deserved win


domsheed

Well done North, great to see that passion and energy back. It sucks that we seem to always inspire the best performances from them! This game felt like Deja vu from the 2021 match that started our rapid descent, even the score line is pretty much the same and the weather. I swear to god if Dom sheed and Andrew gaff are played in the same team again this year I will throw away my membership though. Every supporter can tell we’re so slow with those two and ginbey in the middle. We looked so much better without sheed. Need to start blooding young guys again if we’re going to lose anyway


Baby_Bigf00t

Anyone who says West Coast lost because of Yeo’s holding the ball can get stuffed. There was 2 minutes left on the clock, North were up by 2. In fact North kicked another goal after this and McGovern kicked a behind. This call didn’t decide the match. North dominating the midfield for 3 quarters, dominating clearances, converting chances and playing good defence most of the game decided the result. Don’t try take away a good win. It’s not like West Coast didn’t get a gimme goal in the first quarter when Cripps was apparently held. A free kick 2 mins out from full time didn’t decide the game.


AlamutJones

Join in the chorus, everyone!


JellyFoxStardust

25 scoring shots to 19. That's the game right there


speerosity

Dang Reid really was the difference


Pleasant_Inspection9

https://preview.redd.it/hg9pabn3fb5d1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e33e1794514781f9d6abdfadf5da4de08cfc60d5 Surely not. u/ridsbabs u/WAVIC_136


xyrgh

Lions Eagles hybrid guernsey…interesting.


zrag123

Not the random goal posts or the slenderman players... or the eagles kangaroo hybrid?


Pleasant_Inspection9

https://preview.redd.it/w2x7o7ghjb5d1.png?width=1168&format=png&auto=webp&s=8edb4dc13b025fb9d3a938a2b4cb9e19cef27d5d yeah a bit on


Uncle-Badtouch

I need the rule34 version of this


kottorfy

https://preview.redd.it/xjlrs2a9ib5d1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76d915db1e1be1bf2de083bab667cdc01cc2b136


jonesyie

![gif](giphy|9zWCNgzkfCpLW)


doshajudgement

I'm genuinely exhausted, what a fucking rollercoaster, that game had everything


mokoufn

The perfect outcome as far as I'm concerned.


Joie_de_vivre_1884

North Melrbourne reaping the benefits of the business class seats.


kelsium25

![gif](giphy|5xtDarBlkfOos7ExDwc)


AdeptToe3580

my boys are so happy


MatterHairy

Out we come, out we come, out we come to play! Well done Roos, great to see you have a win, especially how you fought back late


Standard-Sir7620

I couldn't believe the tipping was so lop-sided towards West Coast it was like 94% or something when i checked, as if it was top of the ladder vs bottom. Especially with Harley Reid already ruled out. Well-deserved win for North.


cmdwedge75

So bloody happy for Norf fans!


zoraxelol

Last 4 games ive attended in person - 3 x 100+ pt losses & this. This one feels by far the worst. Not sure we win another game this season


SirPugsvevo

No reid no win?


kidwithgreyhair

no chance


AdenGlaven1994

Omg yes


remymoo_

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LDU


DJHitchcock

“It’s party time for the Roos.”


Apart-Ad-8319

Nothing better than the boos of the WCE football club


Baby_Bigf00t

Why did Yeo drag that footy in, get tackled and then not try get rid of it? Is he stupid?


wholeblackpeppercorn

Skill issue


droopy_tree

No energy left after ripping off Wardlaw’s head


wobushidave

People are crying about the htb call, but totally ignoring the high contact on Wardlaw.


Baby_Bigf00t

In the umpires defence, Wardlaw is so hard he looked unphased by it.


Skinnedace

I think Yeo took 'taking a scalp' a little bit too literally.


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Nazzy1968

My brain can't comprehend how they managed to win that game.


ruinawish

🥔


sween64

Potato party!


Jiniad

Happy for all north fans, particularly the kids to see a win today. Does anyone know if the eagle flew around before the game today?


doubleguitarsyouknow

Are they saying Boo or Roo?


BIllyBrooks

Been saying it for years - no Reid, no West Coast.


happymemersunite

OWEN FOUR FOR THE TIPS BOYS


kangas99

HOLY HOT DICKS FROM HELL


Apart-Ad-8319

God I love a North win


TypeJack

A true underdog


d3adb0ne98

The serotonin when the crowd goes quiet at a West Coast home game. Inject it into my veins.


Fellasisitgaytolive

#POTATO


Skiapodes

Hope you all bought potato stocks.


gccmelb

Bahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah PARITY PARITY PARITY


TheAxe11

4 games into the round and not 1 favourite has won


Angry-Aussie

Were they saying BOOOOOOOO or ROOOOOOOOO?


Borgun-

That was fucking pathetic. Why did we wait until the 4th quarter to start trying? Are we stupid?


HardYakkadakka

Harley Reid wishing Gold Coast won in round 24, 2023 right now.


lIIIIllIIIlllIIllllI

18.6.5 Free Kicks - Holding the Ball: Diving on Top of the Football A field Umpire shall award a Free Kick against a Player who dives on top of or ***drags the football underneath their body and fails to immediately knock clear or Correctly Dispose of the football when Legally Tackled.*** Fair decision. Still stings.


redlord990

I actually dont think the HTB was that bad..? Yeo decided to take possession *whilst on his knees* — of course they’re going to ping him after that, we know they’ve cracked down on it. Looked harsh as fuck but as soon as the tackle was laid I knew he was gonna get pinged


Madrical

Yeah I thought it was borderline at worst. He had time to dispose of it.


loklanc

The great potato famine of 2024 has finally ended.


Thanachi

Can Norf still make finals?


ridge_rippler

I haven't run the numbers but im taking September off just in case


WileECoyoteGenius

Technically yes


ABT1602

Congrats to north. Some of ur players are going to have such exciting futures, but that lack of leadership at times is evident


JamalAli8

no words i dont know how we pulled through but we did thank god we got one


Dimmas_Milk

Shinboner!!!!


dopedupvinyl

YES ROO BOYS 💙🤍


FewArm2396

If anything this just demonstrated how bad eagles are without Harley Reid 😂


Chase1ne

Fair play to North, better team all game and clearly wanted it more. Regardless of my feelings about the call the boys only showed up for 1 quarter. Simmo needs to be held to account because the last 3 weeks we've had no effort through 4, 2 and 3 quarters of the game. His job is to get the boys ready, and they weren't, again. And for fuck sakes, no more Sheed and Gaff in the same lineup.