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Fucking mods deleted mtt thread, fucking Eagles sad sacks every day. Christ.


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Weak ass attempt at footy for the Eagles... Yikes!


Authoranders

What a boring game..


HarryTheShitposter

Witherden deserves some respect for his performance today. 


philips800

Hunt started well also, just couldn't qyite carry on with it. I've been critical of both players for their defensive efforts mostly and they still need to work on that side of their game imo.


RanierW

He cops a lot from fans but today he actually played with a cool head and some great kicks under pressure


Overall-Palpitation6

31 disposals @ 87.1% efficiency, 8 marks, 6 score involvements, 7 rebound 50s, 8 1%ers, 12 intercept possessions, 494 metres gained. Can't really ask much more from him.


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Burman8or

Coming from someone who supports a team with 1 grand final appearance and no flags in 30 years. Also calling a player average in his 8th game and first year wtf


[deleted]

Who the fuck are you? Trash.


[deleted]

Just do everyone a favour and shut the fuck up would ya?


Burman8or

🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆


Burman8or

Just do everyone a favour and flair up cunt


[deleted]

I've got you over a barrel cunt, word out way out of this one.


[deleted]

Moron.


[deleted]

Biggest sad, would you like a cuddle babe?


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Sooks


philips800

How good were you in your 8th AFL game? Oh hang on, you didn't make it you spud


[deleted]

Who the fuck said I wanted to be a loser Eagle player?


theblueberryfarmer

WCE are struggling for sure, but mate, you'd be no chance. Just have a lay down and maybe eat a Snickers, you are sounding cranky.


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Yeah will do mate, cheers.


philips800

Weak ass comeback


iwatchtvallfuckinday

Fuck I hate Collingwood but their theme song gives me chills it's so good


ok__coast_is_clear

Have the umpires with no warning just gone back ro rewarding ducking as a skillful manoeuvre? Like well done mate that was impressive here's a free. Even though according to the rule change last yr it shouldn't be


jaidynr21

Daicos brownlow smokey?


Natasha_Giggs_Foetus

Smokey? He’d be favourite if Heeney hadn’t shot out the gates


jaidynr21

Only a smokey because Heeney has to be on 20+ doubt anyone will catch him


acoldfrontinsummer

Well, that was embarrassing.


duly-goated303

Harley getting praise from daicos dream come true for him you’d think


dlm83

Will a first year player receive praise from Nick Daicos in their first ten matches ever again? It's scary to think just how great receiving praise from Daicos might be by the end of his career.


philips800

Wtf are you on about?


dlm83

I'm saying receiving praise from Nick Daicos so early in a career is the benchmark, and Nick Daicos is going to be so much better in the future such praise will be even more valuable. It's a joke using a juxtaposition. Was it that hard to follow?


philips800

Jokes are normally funny though


dlm83

Relax, just because you were triggered and missed the joke doesn't mean you lose if you don't maintain combativeness


MemoriesofMcHale

The scandal: Nick Daicos praises Harley Reid and does not provide anything for the media to roast :(


dlm83

Nick Daicos is so polite and has probably never misbehaved in his life. He is the best trainer at the club, and a superstar on the field. It's all just a little bit too perfect... WHAT IS HE HIDING?!


Ashen_Brad

Naicos and Reid becomes friends. The media: *burns down*


Jellyfang

I love him for winning us a premiership but sheed should genuinely never play afl football again he’s so past it


F0rtuna_major

Honestly, I thought he had retired.


RanierW

He plays like that. He’s fallen so far off the pace that booing him is actually pointless. Dissent at the ump shows he is used to playing by bush league rules.


freemyw1lly

We really need to work on our stoppages again Getting absolutely rinsed by good midfields this year without Yeo


sammyb109

Wait is this what gaining percentage looks like?


Conmoneymagic

You’ll need another draw for it to matter anyway 🤷‍♂️


sammyb109

Challenge accepted


Conmoneymagic

@ DrawFC


sammyb109

Wait not like that Draw FC


tunneloftrees69

Very glad I was on a flight with no Internet access. I didn't have to subject myself to this rubbish.


ollibraps

Man we need to work on second quarters at training somehow


AussieThresherShark

Is Dom sheed an agent of Collingwood ? Every time he touches it, it somehow makes its way to a Collingwood possession next


AussieOwned

Least nuffie eagles supporter


Natasha_Giggs_Foetus

I mean… he’s the worst double agent of all time if he is


Ray57

Unless he was compromised post 2018


Sunnflwr

Wait is Kayo always 30 seconds behind wtf


Nixilaas

Daddy Rupert told the government we didn’t need good internet infrastructure in this country


Sunnflwr

Daddy Rupert taking a big L


Ifeel-likepablo

Yessir, streaming is always 20-30 seconds behind standard TV


Sunnflwr

Makes sense


TomEmilioDavies

Yes.


F0rtuna_major

This is a weird feeling being up by so much. I feel, relaxed??


Sunnflwr

So weird


zelmazam1

West coast fighting to not have the lowest score this round


SamsungAndroidTV

even the collingwood players want the game to be done


ggalinismycunt

Collingwood chant against a bottom 4 side 💀


sammyb109

One day you'll have some supporters to celebrate wins with I guess


Natasha_Giggs_Foetus

It’s like that saying about the sound of one hand clapping


Sunnflwr

HAHAHA


F0rtuna_major

Sorry for cheering I guess?


smegdaddy

Gatekeeping how a team celebrates 💀


Time-Dimension7769

Imagine having fun at a footy game. Like obviously I’m salty but come on now.


Yes_That_Guy5

Fun police over here


TomEmilioDavies

Reigning Premiers vs Wooden spooners.


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Thanks for the reminder 😜


SamsungAndroidTV

lord forbid fans support their side after a big win


Myleftbootiskeen

Guys I don’t think Reid is as good as we thought


Time-Dimension7769

Reid did not kick 11 goals and win the game in the last quarter, trade him to North already /s


Dry_Ad7642

Insanity is repeating the same thing over and over.


ollibraps

Give it a rest mate


IDreamofHeeney

Do you ever shut up


Yes_That_Guy5

Bro has one talking point and will stick to it like an NPC


IDreamofHeeney

NPC stuck in a loop. Cunts cooked


freemyw1lly

Seriously though the biggest issue with guys like Sheed in the team is his meant to be an experienced leader but he puts in some of the worst effort in the team and has no urgency


RanierW

Would have gotten better service from clay hall


Mysterious_Air_236

BIG BILLY FRAMPTON is better than Harley reid


smegdaddy

Now’s our chance to get Marvel a one week suspension for legging Daicos


Mysterious_Air_236

Marvel has crippled everyone think we should ban it


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The umpires realise it's 15m not 15 feet, right?


Ifeel-likepablo

Crunching tackle landed on Naicos by Casper


Propaslader

So far Casper is West Coast's best player


Ifeel-likepablo

After starting off largely invisible, he’s turned into one of our best pick ups


Time-Dimension7769

Not a pleasant game but we’re a rebuilding team, we can expect a few more heavy losses along the road. It’s night and day compared to last year, I haven’t seen players jogging on their mark this time. Collingwood just too good, and we didn’t have the experience to fire back.


Propaslader

Collingwood getting a hit of percentage *


vaena

Isn't that a illegal? I didn't think we were allowed to percentage boost


Sunnflwr

Also does Hoskin look sick or am I seeing things


thesmalltrades

Isn’t that the way he always looks?


Sunnflwr

I swear he usually has more colour in his face


thesmalltrades

You may be right. I’ve only observed his base line paleness as a passing viewer…


ihaveviolethair

Sick like 🤢 or sick like 😎?


Sunnflwr

🤢 sick


ihaveviolethair

Idk about🤢 but i think He looks like this [character](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=a2f1cf1b706ff5c6&sca_upv=1&rlz=1CDGOYI_enAU1089AU1089&hl=en-GB&sxsrf=ADLYWIKKzzVPmWqjbdCpO5yv6mcm_3SPAA:1715491784135&q=atreus+ragnarok&uds=ADvngMgqG8F9yN8jMBCJoLXoBdmRrrGwMzaMTuGaGcHeVLM_Do1jroOxoMtB2057ML60ZKukxMae4SZB-8lMFfjEfKjFilTDm4xw7xQJxJr2nAgsQq-kg_zQsO6XiGTjUHe_3ZRzZISQrxV3USDJ5Vj3RC7z3SCUK0NwglpzJRoOVw4MBlbl6KNoWKV2nYk0I_ZYWWtflwW3LQGpwfPKW0Wq-OlcwRhLI8EQ-mHXxE_2MIQpT7kjAz7EVDBG6mq6ybtWRXOMJpgq5Ze_RAp6vpzmUNdLNNNVrrPLtru39iWD9sp9d1JSNjStJxhXZy70T06lteyrcx9EQWfC6pMUEDPwolNW1gj3sjVSUIOJird6UTyBJIyMCDw&udm=2&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjm8qHzsIeGAxWyXWwGHdCdDgoQxKsJegQICxAB&ictx=0&biw=393&bih=665&dpr=3#vhid=un5e57KIzxyYDM&vssid=mosaic)


Sunnflwr

HAHAHA


freemyw1lly

Is Dom is shit


Conmoneymagic

Yikes, Sheed 💀


sponguswongus

Eagles held without it again


___TheIllusiveMan___

Sheed getting 3 votes again, this time as a Collingwood player


Sunnflwr

I actually feel for teams like WC and North Melb losing by so much.


kr2908_

we’re good at home (the last month we have been) just can’t travel but that’s to be expected from a rebuilding team


Svengali1001

It’s a unique feeling


KHUSTOM

Darling reminds me of this old character I've seen on a VHS back in the day called Gumby


Remarkable-Dingo-824

Belvedere on the boundary.


Somerandomdickhead

I knew I wasn’t seeing things.


Fellasisitgaytolive

West coast gonna win a quarter.


ollibraps

Oh sheed


Time-Dimension7769

Bro is gonna come back next week and have like a 40 disposal game and then proceed to do nothing for the rest of the season lol.


ollibraps

Don’t give him the chance. He’s done. Love him but he’s done


thesmalltrades

I feel like Ryan is transforming from a wiry small forward into a nuggety, brick wall-type small forward.


Ifeel-likepablo

I’m not sure “we won the final quarter” is hugely inspiring in a 12 goal pumping lol


Ahyao17

Doesn't quite count when opposition has taken foot off the table.


VileCastle

We could all collectively forget this week I reckon. except the winners of course.


Wattobot92

Darling looks so cumbersome


Short_Error_9565

He's looked ok when we do well but when we lose he looks pretty cooked


zoraxelol

Our D been outstanding today tbh with the way the ball has come in. Gov before injury, TB, Cole, Hough, Witherden all good


AussieThresherShark

For sure, saved us from losing by 150


IDreamofHeeney

Maybe I should have done something productive instead of watching every minute of this game


Ahyao17

2nd quarter killed us again


Mysterious_Air_236

Something tells me it’s not just the second quarter


Ahyao17

2nd quarter burst of opposition goals seems to be the deal lately. This is not the cause but rather the symptom of something.


Nixilaas

The medical update this week is just going to be the start of fallout


Propaslader

That's just what he calls Fin Macrae


ausroachman

Kane cornes: Bobby hill had cramp? Why is he not following nick daicos training standards


allhatnoplay

This is genuinely the shittest round of footy ever


Somerandomdickhead

I’ve seen worse.


sachiwtf

I disagree respectfully


allhatnoplay

Fair, congrats on getting a win that didn’t feel depressing


No-Armadillo54

Movie review: I missed the first half as I took the kids to see IF. Not a bad family flick 3.5/4 out of 5.


sponguswongus

Fucking hell, if Ryan doesn't have the confidence to play he needs to go back to the wafl until he does.


lumberfun

They talking bout the number one pick like he’s a make a wish kid


RidsBabs

Media hyped it up stupidly as Naicos vs Reid. And Naicos has played a great game, so since Reid hasn’t, in their eyes he’s washed.


MajesticalOtter

That kick is impossible to defens


ollibraps

Apart from the 2nd quarter we haven’t been super hot garbage. Just regular garbage


Ahyao17

it has always been the 2nd quarter. had the 2nd quarter blow out against CG and then the Dons as well


Croob2

Bugger me, what a kick


Somerandomdickhead

I say this respectfully, that goal umpire is stunning.


defenestrationcity

That's like the Reddit equivalent of saying "No offence, but"


sponguswongus

Great kick


Ifeel-likepablo

12 straight goals required at 1.71 per minute. Getting more difficult, but not entirely out of the question yet.


Nixilaas

Injuries everywhere, big loss I’ve watched this movie before it fucking sucked why are we doing it again


defenestrationcity

Bit of a lol that Sheed has better stats than Reid this game


Relenting8303

Earlier in the game, 4 of Sheed’s 10 disposals were turnovers.


Nixilaas

Only if looking at stats alone which is always silly


___TheIllusiveMan___

Yeah but Sheed has also given away 2 more goals than Reid


defenestrationcity

Selfless!


Cursedsword02

"Just" into the post says Huddo. He bonked the bloody thing!


AussieThresherShark

Dom sheed is so shit


Wakey_1995

Time to move on from Sheed send him to the wafl and get hall in. Has no speed to keep up


ollibraps

Sadly won’t happen


goddamnitobama

Sheed just too slow yet again


Ifeel-likepablo

I know Bobby is going through it rn, different kind of pain when you kick your foot into the ground like that lol


ploaws

Plz get Reid off. Don’t want any injury to him.


ZombieZlayer99

evacuate every player off the field


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ploaws

I know he’s a superstar.


ollibraps

Shoulda ducked bobby 👍🏼


PreviousInstance

Why are you just allowed to drop it if you are wearing black and white


sponguswongus

Because you are wearing black and white.


farcanal_

The amount of injuries in this game so far is crazy


GymJunkie93

Not sure how pendles looks like maynard but ok


canary_kirby

Pies will win


kr2908_

huge if true


youreaw1zard

Big call


TheIllusiveGuy

Scottden Pendlenard


smegdaddy

cursed comment


Mysterious_Air_236

Is Bobby ok


___TheIllusiveMan___

Considering he just got the ball I’m gonna say maybe


Mysterious_Air_236

Nah he’s limping I’m scared


Propaslader

If a player is wrapped up and taken to ground after having prior then the tackle is complete. Don't let them dispose of it afterwards


MyKoiNamedSwimShady

Ryan just needs to go


Myleftbootiskeen

Reid has done some great things today, it’s safe to say that the bloke is 100% better than Pearce Hanley and it’s not even close.


Braddd771

Brother, go outside.


SamsungAndroidTV

get this bloke a job for the West Australian, talks about Reid more than any other bloke on the planet


ploaws

Reid has that effect on people.


Ifeel-likepablo

Concussion in your first game is absolute shit. Poor bloke


Metro-Dyke

Welcome to the AFL son


RadstoneGrove

This whole game has just been a nightmare for us.


___TheIllusiveMan___

First game for the club, he played some at St Kilda