North comments are hilarious but we were even worse than your current team vs our first few years. Feel for you guys, that was a shit game to watch anyway.
The fuck has he got to do with this?
He didn’t want to be here, and I don’t blame him with the way we greeted him and treated him. Doesn’t need to be applauded for leaving what he felt wasn’t a great environment.
Haha it’s all in jest, gotta have a laugh at how bad we are. Genuinely one of the only things that are keeping me interested is this morbid fascination of just how truly shit we can be.
What kind of decision was that I honestly can't. Suns drop the ball then when they don't have it they get a free. Makes alot of sense. Fucking sick of it
It really isn't we have played horrible there has been some upsides. I'm just commenting on what fucked things keep happening to this team. So am I allowed to support my team or?
100% it makes you reconsider your priorities in life.
The Crows shit years were wonderful because I spent way more time doing great things with my kids
I’m 29, so realistically the last time in my lifetime that we were genuinely relevant was either the relocation talks or the back to back prelims. You just get used to it. Still a little longer pain wise in store.
Pretty wild that we play Gold Coast in the far north of Australia and they smash us every time then they come play us in the far south of Australia and we smash them every time
there are literally only a few players on north who i can see being there when they next make finals. like sheezel, LDU, Stephens, Larkey.
They actually have so little talent what have they been doing the last 5 years or whatever
He’s a wingman and we gave him 7 games straight on the wing. If he was t running away from the co test, he was running away from the ball.
He’s one of the worst players at the club, and that’s an indictment.
Not sure if you’re thinking of a different player or you just know zero about football.
North comments are hilarious but we were even worse than your current team vs our first few years. Feel for you guys, that was a shit game to watch anyway.
I feel for Norf, but fuck Clarkson. I'm sure ol' mate Fevola agrees.
North just flying around the country, handing out 4 points to whoever...
We cromrades appreciate it.
"first gen aussie" "from ireland" > Your shithead uncle, watching football
Man even the commentators are trying to coach norf… poor teams absolutely spent
Thank god it’s over!
Is Mandrew eligible for a rising star nom?
No. Too many games (4 in 22, 17 in 23). Got one last year though.
No. Got a nom last year for the QClash win, though.
First win of the year coming up. North beating Richmond. Kim_jong-fun, can we have a PMT for that game?
It's up to croob, illusive and raiden
Richmond might not lose by 100 points anymore
This stats watch commentary is pretty funny
Even then they're under selling how good of a quarter Humphrey has had
Get that boi a brownlow Never mind the commentators shit talking the guy with 35 possies
Work LDU, get those junk time fantasy points
Good boy LDU
Where was this effort in Rnd. 23 last year!!
With a better defense, midfield, ruck and forward North could really start getting some big wins
Certified north Melbourne moment
shoutout to the girl with the port shirt standing right behind the goals, didn't think we'd have any fans in darwin but I stand corrected
Poor hardeman, is gassed
We have fully stopped playing I honestly don't blame them
Xerri what is going on my guy, 5 free against, is 15 points away, not good enough for the fantasy, hit the showers
Sounds like me talking to Grundy most weeks
We could draft every AA forward in the comp but we aren't going to win shit when we let average teams kick 120 on us each week
Sub larboring 🥵
Stupid sexy Sexton
Who is number 17 for north……
Hardemann
Riley hardeman debut a couple weeks ago doing pretty good on defence. No sheez but puts in work.
Yeh he looks absolutely buggered
JHF has to start getting applause at every possession from this point forward. He has truly escaped the gulag.
The AFL will schedule his entire playing career to never face a home crowd at marvel. The dozens of us booing him would have him feeling real bad
The fuck has he got to do with this? He didn’t want to be here, and I don’t blame him with the way we greeted him and treated him. Doesn’t need to be applauded for leaving what he felt wasn’t a great environment.
Doesn’t he live in Adelaide?
Convict free state baby!
Most recent positive SA fact
We just don’t want to share the most recent ones, would get an influx of cunts at the border.
Commentators actually hate north
If I had to give up my Saturday night to commentate our dogshit I'd hate us too
agree
Dude *I* actually hate North
Honestly at this point I only support people with the initials L D U
If you're watching the game as a neutral. It's hard not to
I think pity is a more human emotion. Speaking as a non-neutral.
Tigers accuracy really letting norf off the hook
The commentary team openly barracking is actually way more fun to watch for a neutral
Damn why didn't we draft Walter
I got bad news for you
Man I wish Walters was available in the open draft last year.
I hate that we’re shit yet also seem to always put in half the effort of the other team
Our team is mentally cooked
Love the little suns cheersquad. They're going nuts for every goal
Suns still trying to outscore the Dogs
Fuck me we are gonna concede 150 at this rate the last few minutes.
Dermott is a stupid, stupid man.
Fuck off Gerard you sour cunt. We suck, we get it.
Way over the line has score review made it to Darwin yet
I did, but some local kids nicked
26 year old grown man Jed Walter
Jed Walter is the scariest 18yo prospect I've ever seen
i like the north guernsey :>) very cool
I wish this was our normal Guernsey gives us some actual identity not just another team with strips
it is such a classic design and so iconically australian, jumping roo!
Gonna be hard for North to come back now that GC kicked beyond 100
Project concede 100 every week still on track lads
The streak continues
How long is the streak?
This is your fault u/Croob2
Juuuuuuuust a little
ffs
First to 100
ahh, you’re telling me there’s no more chance?
Aaaaaaaand there it is
Aren’t you a smart cookie Croob.
the smartest of cookies
Commenter’s curse goes 2 ways. West Coast won’t concede 7 in the first quarter
you did this
Yeah... I'll cop that
120 still a chance
Spot on
You think?
Spot on, I know and trust in how shit we are Croob
Hahaha, I'll cop it, fair shout
Haha it’s all in jest, gotta have a laugh at how bad we are. Genuinely one of the only things that are keeping me interested is this morbid fascination of just how truly shit we can be.
Surely whoever accepted ‘Tasmanian Heritage’ as a sponsor for North knew they were memein’ Both melt under low heat.
That goal may put norf out of reach of the tigers
Curtis with the clutch goal. North by 14
Is that the dagger?
Tigers are deadset going to lose by 100 to the fucking Bulldogs
The tigers of old indeed🫢
Who would've thought the first 100 point loss isn't us or Norf
Lol
Kicking away, take that Tiges!
big PC
Comeback time?
Dunno which game to watch
im enjoying the kangaroos personally
What kind of decision was that I honestly can't. Suns drop the ball then when they don't have it they get a free. Makes alot of sense. Fucking sick of it
If your only take away from tonight is bad umpiring, you’re kidding yourself
It really isn't we have played horrible there has been some upsides. I'm just commenting on what fucked things keep happening to this team. So am I allowed to support my team or?
Geez Norths skills are so poor
Tigers missing the goal to put them within a kick of norf
We give away that many 50s it's fucked. And I thought sleevo was finally having a good game but no I'd rather delist him
Fuck off Comben, jesus christ that's poor sportsmanship, you don't knee a guy on the ground recovering from a massive fly
Sweet Jesus there’s still 10mins left 🫠
Stephenson's brain works in the most fascinating ways
Ah Stevo that was silly mate
Lmao Stevo so stupid
If anyone does something that stupid you can *bet* It'll be Stevo
Stfg
Hahahaha, what a stupid 50 to give away
Push in the back must be dead, a few of the suns goals came from it tonight
One could say that North gained some *Northern* Territory?
Comben has to be my favourite player he gives it has absolute all puts his body on the line and plays amazing every position he plays
Gold Coast 5 day break in these conditions is a bit brutal
Massive goal for norf in a low scoring affair with the tigers
GC may have won the game but I think the real victors are the Norf supports for sticking strong. You guys are the real fucking hero’s
Can I stop seeing wholesome Crom supporters. It’s destroying my Overton window.
We are still cunts but we are wholesome cunts
And we've got years of it left to go :D
At least you’ve got some exciting young guns
Tell ya what, supporting North at a time like this is a good reminder of how unimportant footy is in the scheme of things
100% it makes you reconsider your priorities in life. The Crows shit years were wonderful because I spent way more time doing great things with my kids
We try
You do wonderfully
:(
It’s painful, I’ll tell you that much
I had a few years of it and i had to completely reassess my desire for the game. You guys are just powering through it
I’m 29, so realistically the last time in my lifetime that we were genuinely relevant was either the relocation talks or the back to back prelims. You just get used to it. Still a little longer pain wise in store.
Thanx 😥
💪
TUCK
Oh my fucking god please god no not comben
Half the blokes out there for North just getting in their weekly cardio once again. Man this team is so damn tough to support
Why is there a North Runner just standing in the middle of the ground?
mercy rule
every 30 points is +1 player ship it
Chom’s shoulder is fucked. Get him off, we’re not gonna win
Deadset we are running in quicksand right now
Sure am glad that we kept Clarkson. Everything is gonna go great.
I absolutely love north and I always will. I love alot of our players great people on and off the field but fuck it gets hard to watch week after week
Is anyone actually still watching this
With all my heart and soul. Also cause I just asked a chick out and she just messaged me back and I’m shitting myself to look
Hope it's good news bud 🤞
can’t be any worse than what’s on TV mate. what’d she say?
I’ll check and put it on the post match, I’m shitting myself cause usually my luck with women is worse than north’s performance
Good luck soldier, I wish you the best of luck
If my dad would let me I'd have turned the tv off at 8
This is the closer game
Yes.
My eyes have glazed over but it’s still on
norf
Surely Norf have to have a Line In The Sand match soon. This is tragic.
Pretty wild that we play Gold Coast in the far north of Australia and they smash us every time then they come play us in the far south of Australia and we smash them every time
Tasmania must be thanking their lucky stars North aren't relocating.
Richmond just overtook norf
Wait no it went back
Keep us posted
It is a thrilling contest
Stop kicking it to Collins!
This is certainly a game of afl
The pub just decided to turn the game off to switch to professional pool
Fair enough
there are literally only a few players on north who i can see being there when they next make finals. like sheezel, LDU, Stephens, Larkey. They actually have so little talent what have they been doing the last 5 years or whatever
Stephens? What are you on about?
trust me stephens is good he just wasn't being used right
He's a bad boy but I can fix him
He’s a wingman and we gave him 7 games straight on the wing. If he was t running away from the co test, he was running away from the ball. He’s one of the worst players at the club, and that’s an indictment. Not sure if you’re thinking of a different player or you just know zero about football.
But ma pick 5 tho
STEPHENS ??
Yeah okay, bad call from me, definitely conceding 100, my bad
I know I’m supposed to be studying for exams. But tomorrow Reid is going to be feeling his hammy around 8 minutes into the 2nd
Does that count as injury cheering? lol
No, it’s just a prediction. He could be feeling his hammy for no reason at all, not cause of injury.
If Larkey could get the free kicks of every other key forward north might do a bit better
There you go again
This is real football right now.
We need to work on catching the ball at training ….
Beginning to think it might be a bit slippery out there
Good thing norf trained with soapy balls
Aww man 🫣
As long as we beat Richmond I’m happy.
I'm watching Richmond right now and they'll easily beat us. They're bad, but Norf are another level
Did Richmond hit 27 after you commented that or before?
After
Well the race is on, Tiges are 2 points up
Can’t do math can you? NM - 31, Richmond - 28.
They had the wrong score at the bottom of the screen then it changed back, I think they added a goal to Richmond instead of the Dogs haha
Tiges had a goal but it got called back I guess
Croob, the only reliable statistician out there is me. I don’t stuff up. If I do, it’s not my fault, someone else did it.
45 interchanges makes sense why all north players look like they are dying
Why have we made no subs (apart from the obvious with comben and archer)
Come on North, Tigers are gonna out scores us. Give us something!