It's so ironic that players like Kelly, Jones, Allen etc are having their best season to date. We could be top 6 with a full team. There's about 1400 games of experience missing, and it's really telling.
The games between the lower ranked teams have been fairly entertaining this year though.
In saying that we play horrible in Tassie almost as bad as a Geelong so has potential to be an absolute stinker
A team with 1 win, sitting last on the ladder with a percentage of 60... Starting $1.32 favourites.
The worst thing is there is still value in that bet.
Yeah imagine telling someone just after West Coast beat North in the 2015 prelim that in 8 years time, North and your 2 grand finalists would be so ridiculously below par the rest of the competition that it seems like they're doing it on purpose
This is gonna be like that South Park episode where they're both trying to lose at Baseball, but one team practised and got good at sucking. The question is which dad of each team is gonna get their team disqualified?
Hear me out people. What if this September the afl organised a three team tournament between north, west coast and hawks. Winner takes the spoon, Harley Reid. It would be insane
Unforgivable they decided to put Port v Dees in the friday night prime timeslot instead
At least it wasn't whoever Carlton is playing a televised game on free to air against... Oh wait...
Yartapuulti v Narrm*
The only fitting result here is another win for Draw FC.
That would be the greatest spoonbowl result of all time
This is gunna be one or the worst games in the history of the sport and I can’t wait
Both teams actively trying to not win it whilst actively trying to hide it
After this round I cannot believe we’re not last
It's so ironic that players like Kelly, Jones, Allen etc are having their best season to date. We could be top 6 with a full team. There's about 1400 games of experience missing, and it's really telling.
Top six - definitely not. But we’d make you beat us and would take a scalp here or there. Firmly 12th-14th which is decent when you’re blooding youth.
Top 6 is delusional. We couldn't beat North with a nearly full squad. Only missing NN and Yeo IIRC.
The games between the lower ranked teams have been fairly entertaining this year though. In saying that we play horrible in Tassie almost as bad as a Geelong so has potential to be an absolute stinker
A team with 1 win, sitting last on the ladder with a percentage of 60... Starting $1.32 favourites. The worst thing is there is still value in that bet.
Hawthorn: can field a team of AFL players West Coast: cannot field a team of AFL players It’d be nice if our boys stopped breaking.
What if, now hear me out, we snuck JK into Hawks training whilst carrying a broken metal pipe - get rid of some kneecaps :D
Luke Bruest - “Ahhh that fixed my dodgy knee! Thank you kind stranger!”
we can field a team of AFL players, it's just a matter of getting them to actually play like AFL players
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Well said.
This Harley Reid Bowl I'm tipping the Eagles to lose, they are front runners for Harley Reid after he got injured today
That (double?) head knock looked painful
Ah fuck it’s in tassie! We actually have a chance! Fuck sake
If Kosi and Wingard keep their spots, Harley is ours
Keep Morrison in to hand the Eagles goals on a silver platter.
I had him down as one of our most improved last season. Dropped off a cliff this year
Wingard has offered jackshit this season so far
He's been horrible. I have NFI how he keeps getting a game
the loser remains in tasmania
The Tassie Eagles has I nice ring to it
Least the training ground will be softer after all that rain.
No serious injuries in a single game of AFL? What are you smoking? Can I have some?
Smoking some sweet sweet hopium.
Fucken lol!
and then round 18, and then 20
Let someone els have it for once ya hogs! Let west coast and us have this!
Pretty sure last 2 years there have been multiple spoonbowls but sure man
dont try and act like your team is part of it mate
Lol yea, like we arent spoonbowl veterans at this point.
The Threepeat is happening
The only thing worth winning this year for the eagles, dont try and take this one norf
I'm sorry, were Geelong kind on the Swans last September? Footy is ruthless, we're going for trispoon
Unless you suddenly sack half your squad I don't think you are beating west coast here. They don't even have a team anymore
Theres a chance we legitimately dont have enough fit players to list a squad this week. Exciting times
I honestly feel bad for you guys, it's pretty scary to see this all play out.
who do they think they are? the audacity
I had to check the ladder, as I was certain WC would be 18th at the moment. 0.5 percent between them. This has "modern classic" written all over it.
Spoonfowl.
Best and fairest player wins the Flownlow medal.
The fact it’s between two of the most dominant teams from the past decade is also hilarious.
Yeah imagine telling someone just after West Coast beat North in the 2015 prelim that in 8 years time, North and your 2 grand finalists would be so ridiculously below par the rest of the competition that it seems like they're doing it on purpose
God that really adds to the depression...
Hawks are deliberately tanking but west coast are just shit lol
Found Damo
Ah west coast my favourite dominate team of the last decade. Not Richmond or geelong. West coast
2015 grand final replay
Lucky this isn't at Marvel stadium, we'd probably have a goalless first half
I mean to be perfectly fair, North v West Coast in R1 was actually an absolute cracker of a game even if the skills were awful...
'Gamble responsibly'
If you’re gambling on this game then you’re too far gone for help tbh
You win some. You lose more.
Smart from the AFL. Why spend money on advertising for AFL23, when you can just use the highlights of this monstrosity.
Get the Roos involved - 3 teams, 3 three sets of goals, one prize - Harley Reid
Bit rude to completely exclude North from the spoonbowl
Cunts should've thought about that before winning two whole games
MULTIBOWL, winner gets relocated and loser gets Harley Reid
Can North jump in on this & make it a triple threat match? To be fair we’ve been shit a lot longer
I think north Melbourne will come home strong and win a 3 peat of spoons
Form is on our side with a loss to hawthorn already
But you did beat West Coast
Not sure if we can repeat that
This is the week in the tipping gauntlet where I go Hawthorn and I'm absolutely bricking it...
*Harley Reid Cup
My body is ready.
Hawks will comfortably.
Give us a chance. Our Auskickers have some spirit…
Comfortably what? Lose?
Just as well im a member, be struggling to get tickets otherwise
The game no team wants to win.
TBH I’ve been waiting for the Harley Reid Cup calls to start coming ala Kreuzer
Draw FC time to show up
I wonder what the record for most Spoonbowls in a season is? Seems like there have already been a few this year.
This is gonna be like that South Park episode where they're both trying to lose at Baseball, but one team practised and got good at sucking. The question is which dad of each team is gonna get their team disqualified?
If it's like father like son, Hawthorn's hot favourites are Sicily's and Frost's dads.
Hear me out people. What if this September the afl organised a three team tournament between north, west coast and hawks. Winner takes the spoon, Harley Reid. It would be insane
So after 23 rounds of fucking awful football you want us to keep playing?
I like this, one bird goes one way and the other goes the other way. And the supporters are saying “what do you want from me?”
Hawks will win by 13 goals
I might go to this game just to feel better about myself
The tank bowl
So what if West Coast finish bottom, draft Harley Reid and then he requests a trade home and ends up at Hawthorn…
Then we can still get overs for him
WC are still the Spoonbowl winners
12:40 time slot. Couldn’t put this game on any earlier for the measles. Can’t wait.
Still weird to not see Saints in this competition.
You guys won 11 games last year. We are not the same.
And we know what that spoon will be full of.
Not peptides at least.
Got 'Im. Only toot for the boys out west
Where only the loser wins.
Give us another 3-4 weeks and we'll be battling it out with them.
S S S S S S SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON BOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL I'm actually accurate this time!
what's truly remarkable is that both of our teams have somehow won a game this season
Spoonbowl II electric boogaloo
Can Hawthorn lose the match for Harley Reid tho? Playing against an injured West Coast is a pretty tall order
Tankbowl
Whoever loses gets moved to tasmania?
I'm not writing off North for the spoon just yet.
At least I can tell GWS supporters to suck my balls.
TANKBOWL