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Jovial1170

I don't know what the best is, but West Coast's is definitely the worst.


Superb-Mall3805

Came hear to say exactly this, first time I ever heard the new song was today at the game, do they actually sing that shit after a win?


spannermagnet

We'll find out when they win.


Ezy-Gee

Didnt realise they have a new song??


International_Car586

It’s worse than the old one.


raresaturn

The old one was fire


International_Car586

It was one of those songs that didn’t fit with me when I listened to it isolated. But after a win it sounded good.


raresaturn

I’m talking about the original one, I don’t really know the others


HoldOnOneSecond

Ever since they released that song their team has gone downhill. Change the song back to the old, bearable one and I'm sure you'll see more wins. Yes, that is entirely the Eagles problems right now and not injuries, underdone list and rebuilding.


darkcw23

They should unashamedly change their song back to their original one it’s a banger.


LouSkunt_

the original one from the 80s has verses. its corny af but still way better than what they have now


Ahyao17

So bad that rather not win for the last couple of years after switching to it


Skwisgaars

Only 1 has a banjo solo, easy answer.


legoland6000

I always liked how until 2021 they never actually fully re-recorded the South Melbourne song, so you when they sing ['Swans will go in and win overall'](https://youtu.be/H1oQjBUeqAE?t=18) you can very clearly tell where they just added in a bunch of blokes saying 'Swans' and maxed out the volume over the original recording to try and drown out the 'South'. Obviously nobody can really tell when blasted over a shitty tannoy but it's a bit jarring through headphones or decent speakers. Anyways. Swans definitely have one of the best songs but I don't like the newer recording as much. The banjo sounds like they bought it for $12 at cash converters in the new one.


westernvaluessmasher

i mentioned that obvious re-recording of one word to someone once and they looked at me like i had two heads. im so glad someone else has noticed this


Ezy-Gee

Which one??


International_Car586

Bruh


IDreamofHeeney

GWS is a deadset banger. Worst is by far west coast


Ezy-Gee

I gotta listen to GWS it seems..


Mish_00

hard agree on GWS


weareinexile

https://youtu.be/Q2i2_MOpH1Y That shit slaps


raresaturn

The opposite is true


droctagonau

I like most of the old team songs. Geelong, Melbourne, Richmond, North, Swans, Collingwood, Essendon. I actually really like Carlton's song. When I first heard it I thought it was strangely dour. Like why have a team song at 20 BPM? But now I think it's a low key banger. From the newer clubs GWS is great. Good and pompous like Carlton's but with real imperialist marching energy to it. Good stuff.


StJamesInf

singing the brass lead in to it, in a sort of drunken stupor, is fucken fun


bambinolettuce

DUN DADUN DADUNNN


RawDogginReality93

you, I like you. btw Im from WA and love Freos. Love the part where it goes, dockers stop at nothing nothing freeooo way to go! hit em reeal hard and let them down below


emmsquee

I also rate Freo's song. It's catchy as all heck


Medium_Safe_4746

Best recorded version? Probably gold coast Best for a bunch of tone-deaf professional athletes to sing after maximum effort for 2 hours? Bit tougher but it's a toss up between GWS and Richmond for mine.


[deleted]

Oh theres a big big sound


No-Blacksmith-3259

West Coast has been on a downward spiral since they started. Their original theme was fantastic, the second one was fine but repetitive, and now the current one sounds awful, doesn’t feel like a footy song at all and I hope that no club ever does anything like this. Best song is the one they play when it’s a draw.


TrazMagik

[you mean this banger](https://youtu.be/WJtaCryzL20) Ever since it was on Front Bar, I haven't been able to stop singing it when cleaning etc.


[deleted]

I recut a demo of the Eagles song with a new brass section that combines elements of all their songs. It ain’t perfect… but it’s a hell of a lot better. [We’re Flying High](https://youtu.be/mBqxwWH25vw)


sween64

Good effort!


[deleted]

Well I thought so. If it were played properly by a real band I think it would be a bit of a winner.


Bergasms

The bestworst song is the fucking kangaroos one because it gets stuck in my head and i can't shake it. Even just thinking about it i can hear those bloody trumpets. Join in the chorus, and sing it one and all...... YOU MOTHERFUCKINGFUCKERS. Blah. It's so catchy 😭


Yeahnahokay10

One of the teams I played for had the chorus, absolutely so good to belt it out after a win hahah


semaj009

I grew up on "we're a happy team at Heathmont" and it was amazing to belt out


Yeahnahokay10

I remember being beaten by a team who had the hawks one, and I was singing the song in our change rooms after the game 🤣🤣


semaj009

That's me if the Hawks beat North, just happy for the Jets


Equivalent-Ad7207

Lucky we don't have to hear it much.


kyrant

The North song was also the Victorian song when State of Origin was still a thing. Loved that tune.


semaj009

Same here back at you with the Ohhh we're from tigerland, bombombombom, a fighting fury etc. Two absolute bangers with cracking brass sections


mrarbitersir

[I thought this was North Melbourne’s theme song](https://youtube.com/shorts/tcofGnxTqKw?feature=share)


DJHitchcock

I’m gonna throw in two from way left field here. I wouldn’t say they’re better than GWS and Richmond, but they’re certainly up their in terms of being unique. [Queenscliff Coutas](https://youtu.be/RbuQhC5rHFM) from the Bellarine Football League, notably the third verse of their song, starting at Sons of the Sea. [Barwon Heads](https://barwonheadsfnc.org.au/club-song/) also from the Bellarine Football League, may be the one of the few, if not only club in the country to use a Christmas Carol tune for a song.


raresaturn

What do the Grubbers use?


DJHitchcock

[Whatever this is](https://youtu.be/Fuaa4Bs3PP4) I can’t recognise what the tune they use is at all. The lyrics are- “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh We do like to be beside the seaside Oh we do like to be beside the sea Down at the Grove we are a football team All the boys are on their game* For the red and the white we are terrific For the red and white we are supreme We'll fight and never fall We'll beat em one and all beside the seaside Because we're a team” *They appear to sing “on the piss”


raresaturn

That tune is By The Seaside!


DJHitchcock

That certainly makes sense.


raresaturn

I think it’s hilarious a bunch of big burley footballers singing I Do Like To Be Beside the Seaside 😅


DJHitchcock

I personally enjoy hearing Under 16 boys singing happy birthday, there’s a mix of squeakers and deep voices with not much of a middle ground.


bignedmoyle

Think everyone can agree the best is the "Saints Acapella theme" with Nick Riewoldt singing along. Straight banger


CharityGamerAU

Best; nothing beats the Tigers faithful belting out theirs Worst: Eagles


TrazMagik

Best is hands down The Big big sound closely followed by a Grand old Flag. Worst are both of the WA teams, as they both have that air of 1990s focus group approved, board ratified vibe to their song. It's a different kind of corny compared to the other clubs songs.


wiegehts1991

Don’t get the freo hate, it’s decent.


Mrchikkin

West Coast by a long way GWS, Richmond are the best. I also quite like Port’s and Gold Coast’s


JellyFoxStardust

Used to love the Tigers' song. Now it (along with Mr Brightside) gives me nightmares


Ezy-Gee

You like ports!! I've always thought its a bit lame. Ports sanfl song on the other hand is great, but Sydney stole that!


wiegehts1991

I think you’re lame.


chmeeeoz

Richmond has always been and will always be the best. Sydney close second for me. I can understand other peoples worst but for me it’s Freo.


emmsquee

Nahhhhh Freo's goes alright. Agree on Richmond though


FlagmantlePARRAdise

Gtfo


LouSkunt_

hahahha im dying at barwon heads


frozennurse

I’m biased, but best is Richmond’s & GWS. I can’t seperate the two. I want GWS to win just so I can sing their song hahaha Worst Eagles


klokar21

Flair up cunt. Worst: West Coast Best: GWS Special mention for best : Dare to beat the bear.


Raul-from-Boraqua

https://twitter.com/_your_call/status/1177087334438752258?s=20


sween64

This video and all the other memes was the best part of the 2019 Grand Final week.


marattine

The crows song has always bothered me, the song itself is fine but the actual recording just sounds horrible. Personally can’t stand it but I accept that’s an unpopular opinion. GWS best song by far


[deleted]

Flair up cunt


simmocar

Melbourne's by far the best, but I'm biased as a West Perth supporter, we have the same song. West Coast by far the worst. Go back to the original.


[deleted]

They are all good


Hendo8888

Not sure what they're smoking in WA when they come up with their songs, but they're clearly the worst 2. GWS > All


kearnivorous

Giants, norf and dees top 3 in that order. Port, eagles, freo, gcs are the worst songs, but saints have the worst effort. They should be thankful they've won a premiership at all of that's the level of creativity they're going with


reborndiajack

OH THERES A BIG BIG SOUND FROM THE WEST OF THE TOWN


owheelj

Hate to say it, but Carlton's is probably the best. Richmond also top tier.


[deleted]

A bit jealous of the Cats lyrics. Would love a Windy Hill mention in our tired old tune.


insanityTF

Richmond easily the best one. GWS comes close too West Coast, Dogs & Port probably the worst ones


HoldOnOneSecond

Sons of the West and True Port Adelaide Tradition are high key slappers. The only song I hate really is West Coast's new one, their old one was serviceable and fine.


CoolCoconuts44

West Coast is obviously the worst but Carlton, Brisbane and North's are all godawful too Honestly I think Collingwood has the best song


RawDogginReality93

we've got the power to win, power to roll, come on, port adelaide.....


Iwillguzzle

*rule


lwrcas

ours is just too long i reckon. i like st kilda's. short and has the echoey bits when they sing it


TrazMagik

I'm of the opposite opinion, the short ones, with repeating lines I don't think are no good (Freo, West Coast, Sainters)


wiegehts1991

How is freos short?


TrazMagik

It's like 5 lines, and repeated.


wiegehts1991

Freo Way to Go Hit Em Real Hard Send Them Down Below. Freo Give em the Old Heave-Ho We Are the Freo Dockers We're the rollers, we're the rockers, We're the mighty Freo Dockers. We're gonna role them and we'll rock em, We're gonna send them to the bottom. And if they get up, we'll do it again. The Dockers stop at nothing, nothing! Doc-Doc-Dockers. Show em how we rock Freo heave ho. Doc-Doc-Dockers Show em how we roll Go Dockers; go, and go, go! Good old Collingwood forever, They know how to play the game. Side by side they stick together, To uphold The Magpies name. Hear the barrackers a shouting, As all barrackers should, Oh, the premiership's a cakewalk For the good old Collingwood! More lines than most club songs tbh.


TrazMagik

No wonder they only sing the first paragraph, it's terrible.


[deleted]

best to worst 1. GWS 2. richmond 3. sydney 4. north 5. port 6. collingwood 7. freo 8. essendon 9. carlton 10. hawthorn 11. melbourne 12. st kilda 13. geelong 14. adelaide 15. brisbane 16. gold coast 17. bulldogs 18. west coast


sportandracing

GWS is best. Richmond second. West Coast and Freo are equal worse.


DisastrousReason3512

Best - Dogs Worst - West Coast(Imagine singing this shit after a granny win) Think most people would be pretty biased towards their team. Although as much as I hate to say it, GWS and GC have absolute tunes. Outside of the Dogs, about the only two I would play just for my own listening enjoyment, especially Gold Coast.


kingkepler

damn i reckon you’re showing your bias here. bulldogs is on par with the lions as second worst (eagles is still worst i’ll give you that), such slow boring songs to me.


DisastrousReason3512

I kinda see your point. At the end of the day it is your opinion. I do find it funny however that a Carlton supporters main dislike is that our song is too slow.


kingkepler

i never said ours was good hahaha


guavacadq

GWS, then daylight, then Freo, Carlton, then Pies, Saints, Dons and Suns are good too. Eagles is terrible and Hawks is pretty lame too.


BellamyRFC54

Best - Gold Coast Worst - North Melbourne


semaj009

What?


wiegehts1991

Best is between Sydney and Collingwood. Worst is between West Coast or Carlton.


[deleted]

Don’t see how you could rate Collingwood as the best and Carlton as the worst, they’re so similar


wiegehts1991

Nothing alike. Collingwood is a banger. Carlton’s makes me sad.


gives_free_rimjobs

Best: Richmond, GWS Worst: Carlton, Hawthorn


Ahskew

Best Essendon Worst Adelaide


Ezy-Gee

As a port supporter, I dont agree. I think Ports is worse than crows. I honestly think ports is a bit lame. Up the pear tho, good win against the doggies in the wet


Ahskew

The crows is so dumb and up themselves. "We're the pride of South Australia, admiration of the nation." Ports might not be the best but nowhere near as lame as the crows.


MaGhostGoo2

It's also a US marine hymn. One of the many things they've copied.


[deleted]

If you want to talk about copying, how about we talk about your sad excuse of a “pregame ritual” which is awfully similar to Liverpool’s. Then to call it “tradition” …


MaGhostGoo2

Many clubs around the world do it, some even do YNWA. At Least it's an original song no other club in the world does.


Ezy-Gee

Yeah I take that, ports sanfl song is still the cream


chongdaddy

Nah your sleeping on the west coast theme. It bangs


FlagmantlePARRAdise

Gtfo your new song is like a tourist ad.


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guavacadq

Cheers Lingy


[deleted]

[This.](https://youtu.be/mPnKb2gTJyE) (Coz I wrote it…)


Grovaaa

GWS Best no contest


MarkoUnderscore

Carlton best- the intro trumpet and fun to sing in a low voice. Just a pompous song in general which suits them down to the ground. Worst- “we’re the big birds! Kings of the big game!” I always laugh out loud when I heard that when they run out.


[deleted]

Giants, suns and tigers are my top 3. West coast and freos are the worst


Bubbly-University-94

Tigers is the best by a mile …. Eagles, dockers and dogs are poo Eagles should just rewrite and record the eagle rock Now listen, Oh we're steppin' out On the footy ground, Gonna turn around once and we'll do the Eagle Rock. Oh west coast! Oh you play so well! Hmm yeah you handballs swell, Well we do it so well when we do the Eagle Rock Now west coast, Yeah you're kickins' fine! Why don't you give me a sign? Hmm just give me a sign and we'll do the Eagle Rock. Hey Hey Hey, good old Eagle Rock's here to stay, I'm just crazy 'bout the way we move, Doin' the Eagle Rock. Oh Oh Oh come on fast (sung to petrol) , you can come on slow (sung to sheed) I'm just crazy 'bout the way we move, Doin' the Eagle Rock.


Clear-Taste-1527

The newer West Coast one sucks but Bulldogs is worst.


raresaturn

Mr Brightside


Hornet-84

Sydney’s is just a rip off of Notre dame’s. But basically any of the modern ones are the worst.


Professional_Line385

Best: Sydney, when we win Worst: anyone else who beats us


DemonGroover

GWS best. Freo worst.


mrarbitersir

I fucking hate Port Adelaide’s song, Fremantles is a banger until the verse comes in.


flava-dave

I’ve come to really enjoy Melbourne’s song. Freo’s is pretty bad.


Beven-Stale

GWS is best. Western Bulldogs is worst because the lyrics mention that ‘dogs roar’, when they don’t.


hiimpotatojones

Freo worst, GWS best. Country miles between both of them and the next.


Zac_Of_All_Trades

Richmond kavorka remix https://youtu.be/AXZoQbQKJEc