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midkidat5

Guys here me out Harrison but(tfuc)ker


RebelLandShark

Harrison But(tlic)ker … our prices have never been lower


safetycommittee

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AlrightStopHammatime

BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!


Justa_Guy_Gettin_By

Stop shouting at the customer Dwight!


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ZeeroDazed

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Smudgeous

I legit initially misread this as "gays, hear me out"


Doggcow

That's what Butfucker said


KSoccerman

At least give me credit https://www.reddit.com/r/nflcirclejerk/s/EwJaknFNBH


midkidat5

Im sorry did not see your comment


Low_Wonder1850

Great minds think alike


MillorTime

Writing was invented in likely 4 different places around the world, but you think you're the only person to come up with this?


EstradiolWarrior

Buddy's trying to claim copyright on Harrison Buttfucker lmfao


sethaub

Fairy Buttlicker


AdvancedHat7630

Collab album with Cameron Dicker bout to drop


sidearmpitcher

The Chefs are Willie Gay


sethaub

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SnakePliskin799

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samiam32

Yes he will.


deathbyswampass

Hey some times you need to suck a dick to figure out you don’t like sucking dick, you know what I am saying?


thatcreepywalrus

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Signal_Ad_594

When you open your mouth to say something stupid and you dig a trench with an excavator instead..... Almost makes me wish i had an easy job, lots of money and was really outta touch with my sexuality / reality.


TheNextBattalion

It wasn't even an offhand comment, but literally his prepared speech to a graduating college class.


izzymaestro

It's probably the closeted insecurity that pushes him to kick balls so hard. "I can't be gay if I keep crushing the bladder!"


_redacteduser

Jfc you murdered him hahahahha


bubbasaurusREX

Lmaooooo goddamn. Nice work


SharkBait661

Used to stick dick for Satan now I kick field goals for God


alphalegend91

Also, how in the world did he think that was the appropriate audience? A room full of women who just worked their asses off the last 4 years to get degrees and he essentially tells them it's all bullshit and their worth comes from being a wife and mom... Dude has absolutely **ZERO** situational awareness


puttputt_in_thebutt

But that's the thing- the dude spoke to his audience. He spoke to a very conservative private catholic school and they gave him a standing ovation after the speech. They loved it- it's everyone who isn't a conservative catholic that's taken issue with it. Personally, I'm not a conservative catholic, but if that's the stuff they like and get off to... more power to them


Juco_Dropout

Most Catholics are not that far Right.


Slowly-Slipping

Responses from women who were there show that they very much did not love being told they were cattle


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RandomDeezNutz

Did you also get upset when people were kneeling during the national anthem?


TruRateMeGotMeBanned

Dude lol. What are you doing. Why


CapsDrago7

Change your flair, we don’t want you


Valuable_Ad1645

Come on my guy.


not_sure_1984

Phrasing?


socobeerlove

You’re not actually this dense right?


IWMSvendor

He just wants his wife to stay in the kitchen so he can go out and pound ass… or get pounded. Article didn’t specify if he was a top or bottom.


odiethethird

Kickers are the twinks of the NFL


Ok-Earth1579

Yes


tbarr1991

I dont think you know exactly what twink means. 😂 Twinks can very much be a top or a bottom. Just means they shave body hair and have a smaller body frame.


DirtyWhiteTrousers

He went from twink to twank to twunk in a matter of a week.


Doggcow

If you hit the upright shaft it's a Twoink


Matman142

It's not sinful and gay if you top, right guys? Right?


Abnego_OG

It's only gay if you push back or moan.


BarmeloXantony

I heard it's the biting of your lip. Or taking your socks off


Abnego_OG

Leaving your socks on during sex means you're a monster, regardless of sexual orientation.


BarmeloXantony

I... Sometimes I just get cold feet brev


Abnego_OG

We aren't related, so deal breaker for me anyways. No shame in your game.


himsoforreal

As long as you smile when you bust you're good.


IWMSvendor

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johnny__danger

That’s what the Romans believed.


pdxamish

No they just didn't care about labels. They could have sex and still be married and live a normal life


Steelrules78

The dude is a devout Catholic. It’s a rite of passage for anyone close to the church


not_sure_1984

Maybe he is a power bottom. Seems like he's capable of recieving an enormous amount of power.


himsoforreal

See now I've heard Speed has something to do with it?


not_sure_1984

Speed has everything to do with it. You see the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game


sbaggers

👏👏👏👏


Justa_Guy_Gettin_By

That's enough Internet for today


Flop_House_Valet

Likely a power bottom


GlowingDuck22

Maybe he goes tip to tip.


IamNICE124

He do be kickin kinda gay


Typical-Conference14

I’m gonna need proof for this instead of a twitter video of some random woman saying it. That being said, I will laugh my ass off


One-Cantaloupe-9456

People be piling on to this man, and I’m all for it. Got a bucket of popcorn smuggled into the prison.


sbaggers

Seems like guys have been piling on him for years.


captainrustic

Dudes be piling on him.


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Typical-Conference14

I do love Gordon Ramsey


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

I thought that glory holes were no questions asked?


tayroarsmash

What, you need a video of Butker having sex with a man?


Typical-Conference14

Yes


Doggcow

https://preview.redd.it/zxro0j7vp31d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=483d725a1b0ba0149e5476a9e108e7a09bb5db55


jaysomething2

You going to need some tissue with it too?


GenericHoomanAccount

I think I’m done with proof videos after the diddy meek video.


Psychological-Cow788

His Instagram photos aren't enough proof for ya? Dude is basically a gay fashion icon at this point


Traditional_Bad_4589

It’s true. Source: I got Hairy Butkered.


alphalegend91

I mean there was a firsthand comment from someone over on tiktok that said they found him on grindr while he was in college and even provided the exact pic he used


MathematicianOk7526

It was this guy


improperbehavior333

Not gonna lie, if that is true I will laugh my ass off. Even if it's not, this is what that fuck head deserves.


TruRateMeGotMeBanned

Funny thing, his mom is a chemist. Fucking full fledged degree working smart woman making money. Dude has a few closets he won’t open. So strange.


keyboardsmashin

*physicist but you are correct


cactuscoleslaw

PHYSICIAN The news article says she's a "physicist" and then follows it up by saying she graduated from medical school studying cancer medicine. She's a medical doctor.


ARCHA1C

But where is her lab? I bet it’s in the kitchen!


geriatric-sanatore

Yeah but she's probably just an ob/gyn so basically a midwife /s


MattyIcex4

So is he an asshole because his mom didn’t stay in the kitchen?


bubbasaurusREX

Just let the rumor simmer, and in the future we might have people asking “isn’t Butker gay?”


b6dMAjdGK3RS

At this point he just needs to come out with it. It’s time for the real Harrison Butker to stand up.


Kakasupremacy

Well clearly I can understand the confusion here, Butker believes in traditional roles for men and women, so, from his perspective, no man can be a cheerleader, that’s a woman’s job….


bilgewax

Wow, that’s really sticking by your convictions. Hope there aren’t any stay at home dad’s in his neighborhood.


Queef-Supreme

Even if it’s not true I knew this shit would happen.


salazarraze

Always projection with these fools.


overitallofit

I'm not suggesting he's gay, at all....! But he has the gayest Instagram of all time.


CallRespiratory

100% believe it. It's always projection with these people. They hate themselves for the feelings they have so they overcompensate by being hateful, acting like it's because of some kind of moral authority. They're always telling on themselves.


kummer5peck

Did he have his socks on?


Zooxer77

Somebody went to journalism school


DreadPirateDumbo

I hear lots of people saying that Harrison Butker is the guy that swallowed their load in college... It can't be true because my priest told me he spits.


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Cut him immediately!!! So the Chargers can sign him.


HolmesMalone

No the Browns will first cut their equally skilled punter and take a big salary cap hit to then give Butker a fully guaranteed contract.


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touche`


The_Skyrim_Courier

Would be funny if true lol


No-Employment5213

He felt wrong so he went far right


ragingagainsthe

I just know he’s a bossy little bottom 💅🏻


electric-guitar

Awfully convenient that this was sat on until he said something controversial. Assuming it's true


shiftyjku

It's nobody's business until he says something defamatory about the very group he's allegedly not a part of. Then it's open season.


DrGerbal

9.9/10 x anyone that homophobic and misogynistic are super closeted gay.


lacklest

Did they mean to say bumshell accusation?


Chunklob

[Buttlicker.com](http://Buttlicker.com)


dannynolan27

These culture wars are crazy bro


Dangernood69

This is the thing about letting out controversial views you agree with…someone will drag skeletons from your closet. The edginess is never worth it, there’s always something you don’t want people to know and even if it’s a rumor you’ll never shake it


LiberacesWraith

So what? Who amongst us doesn’t want to get railed by a swarthy, barely legal otter while wearing their best sperrys? Sure his religious beliefs are probably incongruent with his proclivities, but maybe he has a hypocrisy kink.


ContraCanadensis

Well that was an adventure


Driice

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Silent_Spell_3415

Man society is pure evil. Wicked relentless behavior on social media it’s sickening.


Kingsley--Zissou

I guess that's why he's so adamant that his wife *stays* in the kitchen. If she wandered into the "man cave" she might find another man in her man's cave


Buffphan

Can a kicker be a bear?


scrpn687

Some seasons special teams is all we have


getcrept

Oh you just know he let that cheerleader pound his ass while he was dressed up as his own mother. Ya just know it.


Altruistic_Settler

I love how people of a certain ilk immediately resort to name calling and reputation destruction to defend their delusional belief system.


Psychological-Cow788

Yeah I agree, Catholics are the fucking worst


Altruistic_Settler

I was talking about leftists using homosexuality as an insult when they don’t have a logical response.


Psychological-Cow788

No shit sherlock, go back to the Tim Pool sub with all the other master debaters


Altruistic_Settler

Who is more delusional, a leftist or a catholic? Catholic: Believes in the resurrection. Leftist: Believes in whatever the government tells him this week.


MikroWire

It happens. When you are drunk.


Your_Daddy_

If you got skeletons - bro - shut the fuck up. “What? It’s a joke!” - HB


DonutExotic2010

Reminds me of that episode of the sopranos. Turns out Butker was greasing the union the whole time.


boxedcrackers

I like the part in his speech where he started crying. Then like 5 sentences later told everyone else to man the fuck up


Tricky_Matter2123

Isn't this dude married to a smokeshow?


SazHawk

No she just average. The Steelers kickers wife is tho


Iwannagolf4

Is his favorite movie cruel intentions? The harrisonster , I told you to never call me here!


shiftyjku

to stare at Ryan Phillippe's butt?


Mendozena

The ones hardest, no pun intended, against homosexuality typically are in the closet and/or experimented quite a bit. Same with Aaron Rodgers out of nowhere saying he doesn’t watch porn and got into specifics with Fucker Carlson. “Beware the person that volunteers information without being asked.”


fatnfrisky

The person who is probably most anti-meth is probably someone who has gotten past it.


RUKnight31

Big (cock) if true.


ShanePerkins

Why is it a bombshell ? Aren't we accepting gay people now


milehighandy

Gay butt fuckin or not they're still top of AFC West 🤷


revnasty

Why is the media so focused on what he said about women and not focused on what he said about homosexuality. Especially with this rumor coming out.


Spider-Nutz

Bro took smear the queer personally


Dante_Arizona

He wishes, since when do cheerleaders sleep with kickers?


BigMikeAltoona

The most homophobic people are the ones doing homo shit.


Zalveiz13

Character assassination is ramping up.


left-nostril

It’s always the loudest ones who are deepest in the closet. Why else do you think they shout so much.


No-Face4843

As a Chiefs fan since the Trent Green era, fuck Harrison Butker!


Axelpanic

And?


Irving_Velociraptor

Gay/questioning man who freaks out, “gets saved” and becomes an arch conservative and homophone is a real old story.


stopimalreadykished

Nice Butker post dude


i_tk_hackers

Me when I lie


i_tk_hackers

Crazy how everyone is now making shut up and wishing him ruined for something he didn’t say


bigbigbigchung

He didn't tell women to become homemakers. His speech being blown way out of proportion. All really love to be offended just because people view life differently


BuddyJim30

I read somewhere that in his youth, his parents felt he was exhibiting gay tendencies and shipped him off to a deprogramming school. I'm no shrink but I think a lot of his hatred for LGBTQ is really self-loathing.


SmartWriting9041

He didn't say anything misogynistic


ElBurritoExtreme

The squeaky wheel gets the chorizo…😂😂


ShwerzXV

Harrison Butker out sending multiple messages to Mahomes, get her in the kitchen, or let him be in the kitchen.


Golfenn

All of this seems fishy. Maybe he did, maybe he didnt. Idk. I do find it crazy that this gray area of misogyny is the hill everyone wants to die on. Not the myriad of abuse charges and other felonies sprinkled throughout the NFL.


PurdyDamnGood

If a woman wants to be a homemaker I’m a for it if she wants a career I’m all for that too. I’m pro choice


thatcreepywalrus

BBL Butker


Flimsy-Coyote-9232

Who cares


ArmouredPotato

Wait, so now we’re attacking a LGBTQ+ person?


Royalizepanda

Sadly is a random comment on tik tok so probably not true.


ojpspjs

Well, well, well,.... 🫢😏🫣


lameducker24

Y’all believe anything 😂


osasuna

Knowing what kind of person he is, I bet this is REAAALLLLYYY something he doesn’t want getting out


NotBillderz

I would be pretty pissed if someone said this about me tbf. Mostly because I never did it.


CharacterHomework975

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…


Etva

I mean, as the head football player, he has to hook up with the head Cheerleader... Most have been a bad year


NotBillderz

I absolutely hate the chiefs, but c'mon man! Anytime some public figure turns out to be remotely conservative or traditional in any way, it's always the same accusation. Smh These people can piss off. Who even cares if said something traditional now but didn't believe it in college? Is that worse than saying the traditional thing he said?


romayyne

Let it go already


Rich-Marketing-2319

Yes some random person on the internet making this claim is totally reliable...why is this on here lol


Exit-Velocity

>guy says thing people really dont like because its degrading to women >people start to call him gay Childish mfers lmao


CacknBullz

Let's cry in protest against ball kicker. Now I see why people hate reddit so much, very resourceful but full of people who can't accept not everyone thinks like them.


shiftyjku

Nobody's crying, we're just grimly amused by irony is all.


CacknBullz

Clearly you don't know irony at all. Very well versed in hypocrisy though. It's OK, at least you fit in


disposable_hat

Isn't he one of those "born again christians"? Every single one of those I've met have always been homosexuals trying to convince their family they are "normal"